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2017

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t watch porn, I fucking hate it, it’s too staged, set up, badly shot, produced and is really just bullshit…a fabricated fucking lie…and whenever I talk to people and find out they watch porn, it is usually like finding out they liked LALA LAND….bros who don’t understand what substance means….they just like to see the penetration….unless they are girls…because girls liking porn will always be hot to me, every since the first time I made girls in high school watch porn back back when I was their substitute teacher…..and it turns out that girl all like really hardcore shit after they pretend to hate it…because they all have daddy issues, deep rooted issues, rape and gangbang fantasies and all the shit that turns me off of porn, but when some innocent 19 year old is fingering herself to it secretly, publicly calling it gross…I see the appeal…because I need to be invited into the story, the authenticity, the real….dark and twisted experiences of actual people…not some script written by a dude in an ed hardy t shirt…

That’s why I always encourage my female friends, to either fuck in front of me, or to send me videos of them fucking….it makes me like them better….it makes life better…it makes all this worth it…

Unfortunately…people are uptight and always fucking disappoint….but I’ll keep asking…

Here are some morning links…

The Couple Who Fucked in DOminos
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Big Bang Theory Actors Making 200k an Episode got mad the Other Cast Make 1 milion an Episode…
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Patrick Stewart Circumcision…
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Rose Bertram Bikini for SI – The Video
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Lady Gaga Replaces Beyonce at Coachella
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Nicki Minaj – Lingerie
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Rolex in Movies…
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Look at Pics of Gigi Hadid
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Casey Afleck on Sexually Harassing Girls.
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Katy Perry is Fat and SIngle
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Uptown Funk with an Actual Minute
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Netflix Series OKJA Trailer
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