I’ve spent my morning, or at least three minutes of my morning watching and editing this glorious ab workout by our favorite pop star puppet who is owned by her parents and used to make the family a lot of money….and she reminds me of hope, hope that I can either K-Fed a woman or have a child with a woman who knows how to stage parent hard…not too white trash to see dollar signs…knowing all the good stuff you can get at walmart with said dollars sings in your bank…..I see redemption…that once fallen apart and fat…a woman can rebuild her life due to fitness…as it is the only activity her parents who still control and run her life allow her to do…because it’s good for business…it’s legal kidnapping that pays and it’s wonderful….but not as wonderful as seeing her head roll back in struggle in some birthing / perfect to eat out position….

Britney may be old, but she’s iconic…everything about her is just done right…

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