Sara Underwood is more than just the girl Ryan Seacrest bought fake tits for..because Ryan Seacrest loves big clown tits…it makes him feel like less of a psychopath homosexual as he manipulates the world into thinking he is Mister Voice of America…with all the money he’s making a year from the Kardashian show – to all the other bullshit he’s involved in…

She’s more than just a Playboy pussy we’ve all seen, or an old and washed up Playboy model who tried to be a TV host…

She’s also a low level instagram hooker who takes weird travel photos of herself in random places like some kind of terrible fucking narcissist which all these women are…and occasionally she busts out tits so you remember who she is and so you know she still cares…

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