I figure if you’re a devout muslim, and your religion requires you to cover yourself up you shouldn’t be banned from the other joys of life, like playing around on the beaches of Thailand where little boys dress like girls and British men fuck them….it kind of takes the beautiful setting and landscape of Thailand…and taints it…..

So the Burkini makes sense to me, you know some fully clothed swimming….who the fuck cares if someone wears a fucking snowsuit to the beach…it doesn’t matter…

I figure if Lindsay Lohan is in a burkini doing a burkini shoot, she’s either helping out a friend, mocking the Arab Nation because she’s Lindsay Lohan, and everything about her is pretty much against all religion….but she is an actress and believes…

It’s just too bad that even in a burkini, while covered up, she looks like a bloated mom after the Christmas holidays in her sweat suit…not quite the bikini I want to see her Lohan implants in…

But the good news is she’s full of shit, this works for her for now, but soon enough she’ll be out in a regular bathing suit….like 5 minutes after this shoot….because that’s how ARAB she is….

I am not against any religion, but I don’t like all religion, Science debunked it and seeing these believers makes me think they are either lost souls, dumb, or full of shit….like Lohan in her Burkini…mocking for attention, a little PR hustle, while really believing in the 10,000 bucks the burkini company is probably paying her to be their spokesperson….

I guess what it comes down to is that this is the highlight of my day – and if everyone wore a burkini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…or pussy definition in a bikini…or the lingerie catalog…and I won’t need spread asshole anymore or insertion and throat fucking anymore..I’ll be reset and back to normal..because all these girls naked all the time is desensitizing me.

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