I am a little slow starting to my day – because of alcoholism, but more importantly, because despite not really craving mainstream success, or any success, while being perfectly content just coasting here…I realized I had a get rich quick scheme brewing in my head….so I had to work on it…
I spent the night calling hospitals, trying to find out where Bruce Jenner got his dick cut off, hoping one of them would go dumpster diving to find his dick so that we can all be millionaires….some weirdo sports collector would buy that…
Unfortunately, no luck, you gotta do these things yourself I guess…but we’re working against the clock, there is an urgency…it is flesh and will rot…
So if you have any leads on Bruce Jenner cock, let me know, we’ll do this together…I’d dumpster dive looking for his cock myself…but I am in Canada and I feel like Trump’s Border won’t like that “why are you coming the USA”…reason…even though Bruce Jenner is an American Hero and I’m doing it for the fucking SMithsonian…next to the first Star Spangled Banner…..THIS IS AMERICA….what do you mean why am I crossing the border…
You AMericans say you’re Patriotic – but have you been digging through dumpsters looking for Bruce Jenner cock? Exactly. Lies. All Lies.
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Charlize Theron in Madonna Cosplay
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Bruce Jenner Chopped His Dick Off….
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Dog VS Soccer Match
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Ass in the Bath GIF
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Brad PItt and Sienna Miller are Fucking
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Thor Trailer
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Death Match Wrestling!
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Hot Ass checking Her Records
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Bad Lip Reading of The Force Awakens
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Liz Hurley Running on a Beach in Slow Motion
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Two Asses are Better than One
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Bella Hadid – Nike Sposored Cameltoe
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Tori Wilson Looks Hot
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Selena Gomez Slut on Social Media
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The Matrix Starring Will Smith
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Big Tits Pump Gas
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Bebe Rexha in a Tupe Top Bikini
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