Adriana Lima also resurrected from the dead, but we can’t be too sure about her dirty ziploc bag of a pussy, because she’s a model and has had kids and all that really depressing stuff that happens to vaginas…when they are models working it up the ladder…and have kids…

The one thing I know about Adriana Lima is that for her 20s, she was a crazy Catholic bitch, she claimed to be a virgin…she claimed that she was the one model who didn’t fuck to get where she got, then she did start having sex and made some kids, not sure if she was married, don’t care enough to look…but as that crazy crazy catholic bitch…there’s no logic in why she’s doing EASTER themed porn…

I mean, I always though as a catholic bitch, any half naked in lingerie was a lie against her morals and values, but after listening to Christian radio – I know that Easter is the most HOLY of days – and to make Easter themed porn…is fucking crazy…but then again, all you gotta do is ask JESUS for forgiveness and it’s all good…and watching this video on youtube – with her nipples…is all good…

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