I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2017

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The random tinder matches I get don’t believe my opening line – which is “I want you to be my forever girl”….because they think I am cutting and pasting it to every single one of them…because everyone is a self involved skeptic who doesn’t believe in romance….and just want me to say “I want to spread your ass and buy my face and/or other objects in your until you squirt, like a little porn slut, even though it is pee, and there will be poo, because you’re a feminist, empowered and edgy”….

I save that for the second message…

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Mila Kunis Renovating Her Parent’s 600 Square Foot Condo
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Brie Larson – Girl Power Bullshit
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Parkour Goats
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Molten Candy of the Day
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Tom Cruise on Set of Mission Impossible
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What it is Impossible to Tickle Yourself
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VS Bitches on the Beach
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