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2017

08

May

Megan Fox VS the Green Screen of the Day

Megan Fox participated in some campaign for some watches because she’s desperate for work and will do pretty much anything….especially when the pitch is “we’ll make you bigger than NEW YORK BABY”….on some Godzilla shit, but on some figurative implications that she is in fact BIGGER than NEW YORK…because she’s Megan Fox…

When in reality, she fell off the map to make babies with some fucking washed up actor, who really mind fucked her proper, not enough for her to not cheat on him with other celebrities, that’s how you get work and stay relevant, but enough to stick it out with him…weird…

She’s just old and plastic surgery ridden…but all you old timers still want to fuck her and I guess there’s some merit to that…if you didn’t also want to fuck anything you see with a pussy that isn’t 500 lbs…

Megan Fox…is no Alba, but it is remarkable she didn’t end up in porn…funny how that happens…

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