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2017

18

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have been mourning the death of Soundgarden…

Not that ever liked Soundgarden….But I always like hearing about celebrity deaths from social media as the world collectively cry over a one hit wonder no one gives a fuck about…Suicide is stupid….

My only Soundgarden story is that I once snuck into high school dance because I was banging some freshly 18 year old and I felt the need to get drunk at her dance…and try to grope her friends while making her jealous after she told me to stop following her and that she had a boyfriend because she didn’t actually dump me…and wasn’t actually having sex with me…I just thought she was because I was doing a lot of 1990s drugs….I was in my mid 20s and had very little going on……1994…a hell of a year for a 24 year old pervert…but I will say this…I didn’t get arrested…I wonder where that bitch is now…probably fat or dead of Breast Cancer…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning..

Soundgarden Dude – Chris Cornell Died of Suicide – I just heard now because fuck the internet
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Gisele defends Tom Brady’s Concussion…
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War of Planet of the Apes Trailer
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Gigi Hadid in Space
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Em Rat Cow in a Bikini
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J.Rod Married A.Rod…
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Gnarly Hit and Run
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Julianne Moore in a New Trailer for Old Fire Crotch Fetishists
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Crazy Scuba Dive
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Picasso Stolen by Nazi’s Sold at Auction
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