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2017

24

May

Mischa Barton is in Cannes of the Day

Mischa Barton made it to Cannes – which is amazing – because for the longest time I just assumed Mischa Barton was on the cusp of death, but in recent months she had one drug or alcohol induced freak the fuck out that was hilarious to watch, and one sex tape that got her on Dr Phil talking about how mean exes can be, when we all know she was part of that marketing campaign, a weak campaign, but people like sex tapes…then she did a campaign for low level hooker water in a bikini…and now she’s in Cannes…like a real actress and celebrity from the hit show the OC and the dead girl puking under her bed in the Sixth Sense you probably jerked off to….because dead girls under the bed is your think you fucking predator.

Here she is – GLORY DAYS are AHEAD OF US…

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