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2017

04

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day

I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all…

So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP…

BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that…

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