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2017

17

Jul

Eva Longoria Quit Fitness of the Day

Eva Longoria quit fitness something I am sure we can all relate to. I mean there was a time, once, maybe two decades ago, where I worked out, it felt good..you know to not be a fat fucking piece of shit who struggles trying to stand or fit into chairs in public…but like Eva Longoria, I quit that shit, because it’s easier to not work out, but unlike Eva Longoria I am not a celebrity or a chick and I don’t need to look good, I’m perfectly fine being a troll on my couch no one wants to talk to, it fits my needs, but seeing a celebrity do this shit is just offensive…I mean bitch…we got you paid all that money you made based on being the hot mexican…what is this bullshit…oh right…women expire at a certain age…

But then again, she does marry / bang black guys who love this fertile looking pile of shit…so this is for them…

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