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2017

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I try to convince every woman I meet in a bar – that I am trying to get naked – or have sex with in some capacity or another – that I am dead….a ghost or a zombie that no one else can see…a figment of her imagination…a corpse…a vision….a simulation…not actually there…and I’ll spend hours doing this because I am pretty persuasive…but they only realize I am actually dead when I pull out my limp ice cold from poor circulation and diabetes cock…and they see it doesn’t work…but it is a terrifying shade of blue…

It’s some modern romance…you know…

Here are some morning links…

Reporter Stops three Reports From Arguing – Because Misogyny….
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Aaron Carter is Amazing
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Activist MOM of the Day – VS Teen Vogue
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Boobs Against Bull Fighting
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Reporter VS Helicopter
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Dalmation’s Record Litter
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Dead Zombie Movie Legend
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Pizza Parlor Fight in Toronto
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21 New World Land Marks
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