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2017

20

Jul

Pregnant Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if you knocked up or seemingly knocked up Jessica Alba and built a billion dollar company off her back, would you insist on a paternity test to make sure that her cheating vagina, because she’s ultimately hollywood obsessed and there is no way she doesn’t bang other celebrities, producers, or directors….at least according to my friend…who seems to know all about these things…like a Asspergers when it comes to celebrity cunt….

Or do you just accept the little white jewish looking kid as your own….

I mean I know none of those questions matter and you just focus on the breast feeding…a mom of three addicted to breeding…maybe she can’t abort…who cares…she doesn’t look so bad…I’m into it…

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