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2017

21

Jul

Salma Hayek Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

I guess old, tired, weather, Mexican actresses who made it in Hollywood thanks to having a huge set of tits that people wanted to stare at…coupled with being a fetish with that accent….who was unlike most Mexican women because she had a neck…you know unlike the breeders you had experienced at the Taco food truck, or at your hotel as a chambermaid, never quite making you want to surprise them with your erection…..like Salma Hayek did…..because she was glamorous and beautiful, rich and connected, with a body that film directors and producers wanted to pay to be around….

Well even in her old age, she’s got a waist to hip ratio / fat ass, that scientifically proven to make you cum to her fertility – despite being old enough to be menopause…

I dig this walk away, it’s kinda the only way I get to appreciate women as I am a slow walker…

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