Miley Cyrus is in Cosmo, pushing her new country album, because she already did the whole hipster pop album and succeeded because the general public are morons who buy into anything they are fed or told to like…and because she was strategic and naked and using all the tricks you see the instagram hookers using – but on a Disney Budget…and it worked, it made me like her and her bush….that she pulled out all the time like some crazed feminist…

Then she quit the weed, and made it a public statement that weed made her creative and wild, but she wanted to be more serious in her art, and go back to country roots because that pile of cash she made wasn’t enough for her, and country is sustainable, those hick fans are forgiving, of GOD, and still buy CDs…it’s the only market any singer should be into…

But she still needs to keep things a little edgy, using Ellen Von Unwerth, because even the country God Fearing people like leotards and slutty things…just look at all those child pageants from the south…weird.

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