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2017

17

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in Ibiza Policing her Husband of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is old, her career as a Victoria’s Secret model dropped off quick and with it her stock price…but when she was rocking out the prestigious promo model job, she got knocked up by a DJ, who still works in Ibiza DJing to slutty tourists, and for that reason alone, Doutzen Kroes has moved to Ibiza to police the motherfucker so that he doesn’t fuck those slutty tourists….because that’s how you control your man…who likely has lost interest in you…because you’re old…still looks good…but old…and no one likes old…when you have so much influx of new…because you’re still relevant, and the excitement of getting a relevant girl when you were first coming up, is long over now that she’s irrelevant….you know…

Nice Diddle…

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