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2017

08

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was walking down the street last night, looking at my phone, or porn on my phone, or sexts on my phone or the ass in front of me…I don’t remember due to PTSD….but I stepped on what I thought was a squeaky toy…the woman in leggings in front of me turned around….I looked back to see what the fuck I stepped on and it was either a dead or dying crow….during a full moon…

Does that make me a witch? I hope so….because all the 25-28 year old girls on Instagram who think they are witches / but are suicide girls….will let me into their witch circle….

That said, I hope I didn’t kill the crow…and that it was dead and that was just the sound of it exploding under my foot….

Needless to say, I have Bird Flu and a curse….and Here are some stepLINKS in Morning….

Kendall and Kylie Fashion Week Fashion Show Gutter Bullshit
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Bella Hadid Busted in a Sheer Dress
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Hollyood Hires Illegals
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Hot Ass on the Beach
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Some Movie Called Lady Bird Seems Hipster Annoying
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Madonna Adoption Porn
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Monkey Twerk
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HOT TITTY FLASH
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