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2024

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Every time a homeless motherfucker comes up and hassles me for money, which is funny, since the homeless guy probably has far more money than I do….internet blogging’s not really a lucrative ART FORM….unless you sell your concept as a movie or TV series, which lucky for us, I never had the opportunity to do….but yeah, every time a homeless motherfucker asks me for change, I think about how brilliant BUM FIGHTS was as a concept and how badly that needs to comeback the more and more insane the homeless get…put them to work, earn their keep and the hot ones, not that there are many hot ones…throw them into porn. CHEAP labor willing to do fun things in a world of shameless content production. SOLID…..make Bum Fights Great Again.

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Olivia Culpo’s Little Black Dress!
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Monica Bellucci Takes the Cover of Elle Spain!
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Stephanely is the Instagram Of The Day
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17 Items From Bri Teresi’s Amazon Wishlist!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: CRYSTAL BELLOTTI
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Ski lift goes out of control and throws skiers everywhere
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Heels Never Should A Chance
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Very loud fart prank in a grocery store
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Delilah Hamlin See Through to Nipples at Coachella!
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F1 drivers try drifting hovercrafts in the desert
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Exposed: Joy Corrigan Flaunts Braless Nipples & Panties at 2024 Coachella!
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5 Psychological Techniques Companies Use to Take Advantage of You
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Britney Spears is At it Again!
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James Bond movies in order: Complete watch guide
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Bikers Ass Cheeks Red Raw When Wheelie Goes Wrong
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17 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Sommer Ray’s Pool Day!
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10 of the most dangerous cricket bounces
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Dog absolutely hates going to the vet
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Brazilian Volleyball Star Gets Freaky on a Boat!
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Did Joe Jonas Knock Up His Girlfriend?
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Home runs that were stopped at the last moment
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Nastya Nass … Sexy Flash Dance
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Sienna Miller in a Bikini in Costa Rica!
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Insane reactions of Messi’s bodyguard to the Los Angeles security
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Cleveland Browns QB Jameis Winston Interviews a Fish at a Fishing Competition!
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Quite easily the craziest card vanishing trick
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ASSHOLES BEHIND THE WHEEL
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Raccoon Got Dared By His Buddies
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Sydney Sweeney Apologizes!
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Special needs woman has a beautiful moment with one of the Royal guard’s horses
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Salma Hayek Gets Wet and Finds Her Zen!
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Kristin Cavallari Celebrates 7 Years!
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ZICO shares recording behind-the-scenes video of his upcoming song, ‘SPOT!’ in collaboration with BLACKPINK’s Jennie
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NEAR MISSES
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Unveiling Ella Cervetto’s Mesmerizing Beauty: Jaw-Dropping Big Breasts and Seductive Cleavage
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Family On Electric Scooter Obliterated By Oncoming Car
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CJ Sparxx poses in sexy black thongs in Los Angeles
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Times when people broke the Tick Tock clock ride
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Quietly Relatable: Memes That Speak To Introverts Everywhere (50 PICS)
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Scary showdown between a 7-year-old boy and a black bear
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OKC Fan Wins $20k with Half Court Shot!
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20 Hot Girls Sporting Sun Kissed Marks
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Guinness World Record for the highest score on Crossy Road
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Kim Kardashian – Skims Swim sKam – Summer 2024
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Rachel McAdams – Mary Jane opening night on Broadway in New York
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Salma Hayek – Leaving Victoria Beckham’s 50th birthday party in London
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Party time at Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio
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Elsa Hosk – Harpers Bazaar (Greece) – May 2024
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Joey King – Numero (Netherlands)
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Monica Bellucci – Elle (Spain)
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Dakota Fanning – Numero (Netherlands)
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Leighton Meester – Tweed Burn Collection – 2024
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Suri Cruise – Seen out on her 18th Birthday in New York
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All Natural Busty Viola Crush
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BIG STORES AND SUPERMARKET AISLES
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Taylor Gunner Juicy Rewards Pervmom
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Octokuro’s Version of Pool Therapy!
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18 Year Old Slaughter
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So Much Jiggle (GIF)
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More Forbidden Doors
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Megan So Much Fun So Much Cum Hot Milfs Fuck
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Unveiling Emily Kaye: Big Breasts and Breathtaking Beauty in Playboy Plus Premiere
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Another mainstream actress in premium nudes on OF
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Ellie Sager topless in episode six of We Were the Lucky Ones
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Double the fun….
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Girls stripping friend
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Liberation and Individuality: Embracing Your True Self in Heavy Fetish
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Gracie Bon Sits on a Dick!
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Big Boobie Lingerie Babe Lucelf via Suicide Girls
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Dorky slut couldn’t walk for days after this pounding
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‘Sheer Booty’ with Pollyy via Suicide Girls
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Marria Leeah Naked on a Rectangle!
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Cat Girl of the Day
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Roommate’s GF Josephine Walks In On Me
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Lana Del Lust Palm Tree Dress
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Sex Jedis
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Monster Fucker (Sex Game)
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Create A Distraction
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Emily Ratajkowski in some nude nude outtakes from older photoshoot
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Butt Plug for the Outdoor Fuck!
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Sandra Oh did a topless sex scene in episode 2 of The Sympathizer
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Lola Lotus Cold Winter Tease FTV Girls
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Drunk daughter touched by dad
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Padma Lakshmi Pool Therapy!
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Taboo Unleashed: Delving into the Depths of Heavy Fetish
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Esha Mae Stuffed with Dildos!
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2024

22

Apr

Topless Celine Dion Grabbing her Stiff Person Tit of the Day

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Celine Dion is a National Icon up in these parts, so it is in the patriotic interest that we all collectively jerk off the the old as shit skeleton woman who has made our French Canadian nation proud.

It’s just one of those things you can’t think too much about and just have to commit to, without asking about her weird “Stiff Person” disease that she apparently had to cancel her tour because of.

You can’t think too much about her manager turned husband who created the icon after mortgaging his house and buying her from her family at 14 years old, which in Quebec years is old enough to sell off because it puts a strain on the farm trying to feed her.

You can’t think too much about how old and terrifying and weird she is, the skinny French Canadian robot woman who has managed to win the hearts of everyone with her broken english songs…..

You just have to remember she’s a Quebec woman to her core, hence the tits being pulled out, it’s kinda something they tend to do…it’s a passionate society of sluts.

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2024

22

Apr

Mila Azul is Naked of the Day

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Mila Azul is a hot nude model on one of the longest lasting nude model platforms of our time. CHECK THEM OUT HERE

She is a reminder of a time when hot girls were cast to be in nude shoots and it seemed special because no one was doing it at the time.

Plus, most hot chicks were satisfied being hot and not as enterprising in trying to hustle their hotness through nude shoots, so coming across a nude hot chick was meaningful.

In the selfie era it’s made it more mainstream, but it’s also more desperate and less special, but ultimately, still nude, which is what it’s about…

But I’m into seeing nude girls in photoshoots, not selfies, because I am old and that’s why I’m into these pics of MILA AZUL

Check out her galleries HERE and HERE

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2024

22

Apr

Isa Buscemi is the Instagram Of The Day

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You can tell by this chick’s face that she’s clearly Steve Buscemi’s face, so she’s probably his daughter.

I’m sure that’s probably one of the bigger insults you can say to a woman who’s last name is Buscemi.

You can use it in the event you meet a chick named Buscemi as a negative hit that will offend her without knowing if you were being offensive to her, since Steve Buscemi’s face is terrifying, but it hasn’t really got in the way of his success, if anything it’s contributed to it…plus everyone likes being compared to famous people, even the ugly ones because fame is status and the top of our cast system.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

22

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The medical workers of the internet who get naked in scrubs because it’s apparently a fetish, makes me wonder about the medical industry, because it is seemingly a serious industry, until seeing that all the medical workers just get fucking naked all day on the job.

I realize that nudity isn’t a bad thing, but that when it comes to me dealing with a medical facility, I’d probably be more inclined to wanting a nurse who doesn’t spend her shift taking butt hole pics, at least for someone else, because when it comes to my health or lack of health the only hope I have is being treated by slutty internet butthole showing nurses…..

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2024

22

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Offensive Pirate Cultural Appropriation of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and her ROCKING TITS can’t help themselves from being a fetish, so it’s only natural that she’d dress up in her spare time as a SLUTTY pirate for no real reason, other than to continue being a fetish….

What Sydney Sweeney doesn’t realize is that dressing up as a pirate is pretty offensive to a lot of Somalis out there, but also to all the ethnicities of the Caribbean who were negatively impacted by piracy in the 1700s…

You know, Pirates obviously participated in the slave trade and were racist and that’s OBVIOUSLY what Sydney Sweeney in Key West is all dressed up to celebrate.

CANCEL PIRATES FOR DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION, TEAR DOWN ALL THE PIRATE STATUES AND THROWOUT ALL THE PIRATE COSTUMES…

Sweeney, who is seen as one of the top actors of our time thanks to having big tits and being very popular, so big the tits that made her popular, that she doesn’t actually need to know how to act and has been called out on how bad of an actor she is, and how if you look past her tits, how average and dopey looking she is…is in Key West.

She’s taking the whole being on a boat in the Southern most point, as Caribbean as she can be, so she’s all fucking lame and theatre kid about it, making it into some obnoxious themed costume party bullshit that she’s committed to.

Can’t they just wear bikinis like normal big tits on a boat of instagram…

Luckily, her pirate antics weren’t all she shared, she also did some Kite Boarding and managed to get up, lettin’ her rip….so that may not make us forgive her for celebrating the rape and pillaging of racist slave trading pirates, but I wasn’t all that mad about all that anyway….just wait til she levels up and dresses like a Plantation owner when she’s in Louisiana next….then people will be actually mad.

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2024

22

Apr

Alexandra Daddario is in New Orleans of the Day

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I thought you should know…

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2024

22

Apr

Mischa Barton in a Bikini of the Day

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Mischa Barton still exists, I remember when I used to do the Mischa Barton back when I was funny and she never managed to die on us, but it made for great “I See Dead People” fodder since her first big movie was Six Sense as one of the dead people Bruce Willis saw before his dementia took over and turned him into a near dead person….

In still existing and not being dead, Mischa Barton’s managed to make her way to Miami where she put on a bikini top, but since she’s in her 40s and no longer the babe from The OC, which for the record is one of the best shows to have ever been on TV, I’m more interested in zooming in on the girl in the background of the photo, she’s far more interesting…and probably has no idea that Mischa Barton just posted her to the internet like some kind of creeper taking upskirt pics at the mall.

I still think Mischa Barton’s lost her fucking mind because she’s saying that South Beach is “True Paradise”….I mean, sure South Beach is fine if you’re a rich and pretentious fuck, but even the people who live and die for South Beach don’t think it’s paradise….Mischa Barton must be back on the drugs or her anti-psychotics are making her overly positive and creepy…

Bigger tits than I remember though which MEANS something.

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2024

22

Apr

Britney Spears Starts Our Week Off With Creepy Weirdo Dancing of the Day

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Stripped down in a crazy stripper outfit Britney Spears brings the dancing because she’s the professional trained dancing monkey and that’s all she knows…

When I watch these clips of the person they are pretending is Britney Spears I get overwhelmed with how happy she looks, but that could just be her dead behind the eyes in some kind of a manic psychosis.

Who’s looking at her eyes, when she’s got her big popstar mom tits out in a bikini top as she fucks the invisible demons that I have a feeling she sees running around her room…

Who’s lookin at her eyes when she’s pulling down the bikini bootoms as her mom gunt hangs out over it…rletitng you know she’s got no bush because she’s from that era…

Who’s lookin at her eyes when she’s still hot even with that shapeless middle aged mid-section…I guess I am because she creeps me the fuck out, just in a good way.

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2024

22

Apr

Renae Erica is the OF Model of the Day

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Renae Erica is a 19 year old Australian (so you know she’s wild) ONLYFANS model who posts sex tapes daily and who has a creampie addiction.

She claims to have been voted the number 1 nicest pussy on ONLYFANS . I’m not sure who is voting for these kinds of things or where these contests are happening, but I’m sure the voting is rigged!

That’s not to say that she doesn’t have a great pussy, but the idea that there’s just one nicest pussy on a platform filled with millions of slutty girls selling their nudes, is too hard for me to believe.

What are the nicest pussy criteria, what makes the nicest pussy, maybe a roast beef looking pussy feels better than one that that is more of a coinslot….

Maybe her claiming to have the nicest pussy on the platform is actually shaming all the other women out there, making them hate their vaginas in the event they look different than hers.

Maybe she is the modern day Misogyny and Toxic Masculinity that makes chicks hate their pussies so much that they won’t sit on your face, which is probably better for you, you know, just lay there and let them do all the work, you’re a man you know….

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