Paris Hilton is an old bat, but a memory of the era when Russell Brand was allegedly raping chicks…and I was trolling Paris Hilton thanks to having her cell phone leaked giving me numbers of all the people in her circle, including her, and allowing me to really not achieve much….I am a loser…however that […]
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2022
29
Dec
Paris Hilton Christmas Lingerie of the Day
Old as shit demon who I like to think is responsible and probably even monetizes by getting a cut off the bigger fucking demons that are the Kardashians, basic fucking terrorists who took Paris’ lead in sex tapes people actually wanted to see, because Paris was hot and not some hairy troll pulled out of […]
2021
22
Apr
Paris Hilton Got Them Titties On of the Day
Paris Hilton is a legend on a lot of levels, including but not limited to being a small titty ambassador because clearly she’s never got the fake tits all the other girls with small titties got..including her lame sideclick and lopsided titty Nicole Richie…but she’s adopted and if you’re adopted or know anyone who is […]
2020
28
Jul
Paris Hilton Bikini of the Day
Paris Hilton may be an iconic figure of “famous for doing nothing” that paved the way and that could very possibly be the mastermind behind the whole Kim Kardashian empire, because I’ve met people who know Paris and despite her love for drugs, they claim she’s brilliant and if she’s brilliant, she would have seen […]
2020
12
Jun
Paris Hilton Hard Nipples of the Day
Paris Hilton’s out here with some real hard nipples, since she’s in her 40s and still looks pretty amazing, but that could just be because she’s in the mask, which as far as I’m concerned is an awesome new fashion accessory that everyone should get onto, once you get over the whole political implications and […]
2020
27
Mar
Paris Hilton Pumped Up Tits of the Day
Paris Hilton may be 40 years old and the people have probably stopped jacking off to her sex tape many years ago, I mean it’s pretty fucking old and so is she…but that doesn’t stop her from doing photoshoots with her tits, that could be fake tits, that could also be push up bras, or […]
2019
13
Sep
Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day
Paris Hilton pulled off her herpes scab and polished off her menopausal cunt for a rare appearance at whatever event this is, to remind you all that she’s a gutter piece of shit that paved the way for dog shit like the Kardashians…who I hope she has a percentage of, because without her, there’d be […]
2019
06
Jun
Paris Hilton Nipple Pasties of the Day
Paris Hilton is mad at the Abortion ban, not because she’s affected by the abortion ban, by this stage in her life she’s already menopausal and had all the abortions she’ll ever have….not because men have no right to decide how women run their body…she’s mad about the Abortion ban because she eats abortions for […]
2019
03
May
Paris Hilton Slutty of the Day
Paris Hilton is doing alright at 40…. Thank you face injections and vanity – never having a job or stress…all things that force her to do whatever it fucking takes to still matter. She almost looks the same as she used to, but then again we aren’t really getting an honest version of her, because […]
2018
28
Nov
Paris Hilton Erotica of the Day
Paris Hilton doesn’t interest me….she’s old, she’s tired, she’s boring…and has always been boring….she’s the reason the Kardashians exist and along with Ryan Seacrest should be tortured in a good old fashioned witch hunt for polluting society with such trash, indulgence, commercialization, consumerism and disgustingness….you know really definitely not the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT…. Her sex tape […]