With 2020 around the corner, it’s time to look back on the most ICONIC of calendars, the Pirelli Calendar…. while you’re out here busting out your new calendar check thanks to a weird instagram patreon girl’s calendar you paid too much for to show your support because you are pathetic….but excited to stare at her […]
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2018
07
Dec
Gigi Hadid Nipples for Pirelli Calendar of the Day
The Pirelli Calendar is still a thing, even though there’s an app for that and we don’t need Calendars….but I guess there are still blue collar workers and mechanics who need to objectify women with their toxic masculinity and misogyny, and set up a set of tits for the month to stare at every day […]
2015
30
Nov
Amy Schumer for The Pirelli Calendar of the Day
Live action cabbage patch doll Amy Schumer, who has blocked me on social media, because comedians are sensitive souls who make fun of everyone, including themselves, but don’t like being teased by other people, because it hurts their feelings… She was a rich Jewish kid, turned comedian everyone loves and I’m not a fan of […]
2015
25
Nov
Adriana Lima Naked for the 2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day
THe Pirelli Calendar is a big deal, it happens every year, and promote tires better than any other tire ad I can think of, especailly since it doesn’t have tires in the ad, but rather named top fashion models, naked, because it is European and that’s what they do… I haven’t seen all the pics, […]
2014
19
Nov
Pirelli Calendar Outtakes of the Day
I was the unofficial site to release the PIRELLI 2015 Calendar yesterday…because I am more of a bootlegger than a media company… I don’t care about much that comes out in a year, because I am pretty bored of everything across the board, because it is boring..from SI, to Playboy, to Men’s Mags, to pretty […]
2014
18
Nov
2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day
One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do […]
2014
25
Jul
2015 Pirelli Calendar Preview of the Day
Calendar’s are such a dated concept. Like magazines. Digital made them obsolete. But I guess these girls still thinks it matters to be in it. Maybe it does. I just don’t understand why anyone would ever buy one….maybe they aren’t even for sale…maybe there is no actual calendar..just digital pics for the internet to post […]
2014
23
Jul
Adriana Lima and the List of Models for the Pirelli Calendar of the Day
Pirelli has been putting out these calendars every year for the last 100 years – that feature top models half naked posing with tires, shot by the top photographers – because tires and luxury fashion may not go hand in hand…but dudes who like tires like topless models…and models always look better when shot by […]
2013
15
Aug
2014 Pirelli Calendar Preview of the Day
Patrick Demarchelier & Peter Lindbergh shot the 2014 Pirelli Calendar, which in the past has been pretty fucking hot, naked, slutty…but this year seems boring, tame, and a total misuse of a ton of fucking models who I’m sure have all been totally naked so many times before and who should be totally naked this […]
2013
02
Jan
The Pirelli Calendar for 2013 of the Day
I figure what better time to expose the Pirelli Calendar that fucking sucks this year cuz there’s no nudity, but there is pregnant Adriana Lima which also fucking sucks…. Pirelli needs all the help they can get this year, it’s 2 days into 2013 and they’ve got crates of the shit they are trying to […]