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2015

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you meet a hot younger woman at the dog park…who just got herself a puppy because she broke up with her Fiance and wanted something to keep her company while she finds herself…probably though sexual escapades that may or may not involve fucking strange 45 year old obese men who look and smell homeless in the dog park…you probably shouldn’t go on a rant about how your dog is a puppy molester, who likes his face up in any puppy, but the younger the fucking better…even if it is true…because girls find that kind of talk creepy…especially when they don’t have a sense of humor…and more importantly….when you seem like you’re talking about yourself…I guess “puppy pussy dripping off his face”….was going one adjective too far…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Which “It Girl” is Lewis Hamilton Spraying His Champagne On?
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Keira Knightley Makes Babies
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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Alessia Tedschi’s Tiny Ass in a Thong
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Kate Hudson Memorial Day Bikini…
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Kristen Stewart’s LEsbian Memorial Day
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Slut of the Day
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Some Ass
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Dakota Johnson is in a Bra
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Duggar Dad – Says Incest is Bad
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Johnny Depp Could Face Jail Time for the Dogs in Australia…
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Lady Victoria Hervey Panty Flash
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Evolution of Women’s Bathing Suits
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Lauren Hayes Bikini
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Ana Cheri Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Redneck Avengers…
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Some Random Hooker in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Nina…
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Looking Good KESHA
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Irina Shayk is Pretty Amazing
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Petra Nemcova Nipples!
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Caroline Parson Panty Flash
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Fashion Brand Hates Fat Chicks
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Bristol Palin and her Exotic Model Friend…
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20 Glorious Vintage Photos of US Politicians
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Vana White Throwback Photoshoot
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Kate Beckinsale is Amazing
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Two Black Bears in Jersey
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Rachel McAdams of the Day
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The Cost of Weed By State
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28 Mysterious Political Deaths and Unsolved Murders
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Jennifer Nicole Lee – Attention Seeker
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Joan Smalls Nipples!
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SNL Rihanna Met Real Rihanna
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Big Brother Winner…Topless
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Just Hanging with Crocs
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Magical Red Stockings…
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Cute Girlfriends
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Student ADvisor of the Day
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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Chick Fights….
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Jenny McClain Strips…
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Fake Selena Gomez Tits…
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Some Zoe KRavitz
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Greek WHore of the Day
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Just a Couple Nice Girls
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Hot as Fuck, Naked as Fuck, Tight as Fuck Babes Getting Stoned
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Japanese Gameshow of the Day
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Eva Lovia Naked
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Crackhead on a Bus
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New Age Deep Throat
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Shower of the Day
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Big Oily Tits
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Watch live extreme bondage
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Holy Shit Moment
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

26

May

Kim Kardashian by Ellen Von Unwerth for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Kim Kardashian did VOGUE…topless because VOUGE is a respectful fashion site and not some bootleg porn magazine that features topless porn chicks….well into their 30s…while fat and moms…and not actively releasing hardcore porn, but while maintaining the same morals and values of a porn chick, because they’ll whore themselves anyway they can…

If you don’t care about this and you shouldn’t because she’s garbage:

Then here’s a youtuber imitating Kim Kardashian

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

26

May

Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits Dance of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a magical creature…and I am not just saying that because she released a SEX TAPE …..I am saying it because her tits are so ridiculous…I mean her a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE is hardly anything to celebrate, it happened a year too late, and should have been happened when she was all over the tabloids for being an underage model wife, when really she was just some hooker pretending to be underage…not to mention…there’s no sex in the a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE ….

But she does have silly tits, and silly tits are fun to look at and play with, even if they are comical in size…busting at the seam….even if you get to see them when it is far too late to care…in this no attention span world we live in…

That said: BUY HER SEX TAPE HERE

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2015

26

May

Genevieve Morton’s Big Tits Lip Sync of the DAy

Genevieve Morton has massive and amazing breasts that you probably remember from a decade or two of Sports Illustrated modeling….She’s the Kate Upton before Kate Upton moved in a stole her big breasted Glory…using some American Pride to win against South Africa…even though fat Americans are far lest interesting in accent and for masturbation purposes than South Africans…even if South Africans are given a shitty end of the stick thanks to high AIDS rate, Apartheid, racism and legless Olympian model killers….I think South Africans are the future, and by future I mean of my fantasies…. thanks to these tits…looking down on my…like a queen I must worship…

Here’s some pics of her….modeling bikinis…

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2015

26

May

Daniella Monet for Snapchat of the Day

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Apparently this Daniella Monet girl is in some show called Nancy Drew, because Hollywood can’t figure out new things to produce, and must remake tried, tested and true stories…because it is easier.

I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her….but everyone kind of blends into each other with all the shitty TV shows being made…I can’t keep track…

Maybe if I had kids who forced me to watch this nonsense, but more importantly forced me to hate my fucking life….I would zone in on the cute girl on the show for my sexual fantasies since porn becomes something I can sneak in the bathroom for 3 minutes before my wife and horrible children start bugging me…leading me to my car…where I’d end up getting arrested because I live next to a school….so it’s just easier to make these teen stars who are actually in their 20s my foreplay…

Either way, this is from her snapchat…

Posted in:Daniella Monet

2015

26

May

Lena Dunham Lingerie is Terrifying of the Day

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I don’t think Lena Dunham is interesting. I don’t find her shocking. I do find the whole her stripping down boring…and disgusting…even if it is for some feminist own yourself and love yourself despite showing off the product of living a life that leads to heart disease and diabetes…

She’s a rich kid, she’s lazy, her body shouldn’t be on TV or celebrated no matter who she tricked into thinking she was a relevant voice…

Proving yet again that there is no reason for celebrities or why they exist….but more importantly, that fat chicks in lingerie…is repulsive….

I am not mad at any girl for stripping down, I would just rather see do other things with herself…like get her friends like Taylor Swift naked…far more interesting…

I guess this controversy generated some buzz and got the lingerie company some press, which is what she’s getting paid for…but I guess when you get a fucking monster in lingerie…people will notice…even if they should just ignore so that it goes away without leaving the damage this has left…

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2015

26

May

Kate Upton Picture of the Day

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Kate Upton posted this picture on her instagram that isn’t really hot, especially because she made reference to farting as the caption and when you’re as big as Kate Upton, and I don’t mean in terms of being a relevant model and actress, but in terms of being big in size thanks to feeding her tits too much food, farting is the last thing I want to think of, because I know…it’s something she does a lot of…right before she takes a massive shit…and as much as I know girls shit…I am old school and pretend they don’t…

So here are some massive tits challenging me…and winning because I’d like big tits even if they were covered in the shit her overeating produced in the bed she was too lazy to get out of…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

26

May

Chelsea Handler Tits Out in the Bahamas of the Day

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Chelsea Handler pulled out her tits in the Bahamas…because this is her thing…it is her way of getting people to listen to her comedy…or notice her now that she’s not on TV every night, because pulling out her tits is probably why she exists, why else would people give her work, especially when she was younger…but more importantly, pulling out her tits is pretty comical…probably her best joke ever…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler|NSFW

2015

26

May

Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

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Everyone likes to laugh at Rumer Willis for having a wonky fucking face, but the reality is her mom, Demi Moore, who is trying to stay youthful despite being 100 years old and full of millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery…

When people should defend Rumer Willis thanks to having a rocking fucking body, because the hot body in this era of Genetically modified foods…is hard to find….so celebrate her and her Dancing With the Stars winning, Bruce Willis faced-ass…

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2015

26

May

Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Jump of the Day

All the socialite, social media it girls are in Cannes because they are big into Film Festivals…seeing as none are actors or producers..they are also at the Grand Prix in Monaco…because they are really self proclaimed it girls…it’s not their fault the media eats them up…

All this to say, they are rich as fuck girls…who get to hang on 200,000 dollar a week yachts like it ain’t a thing, cuz people want them around and because that’s what it-girls do….

They have been trained properly by their parents, the billionaires who threw into the work force thanks to their egos, because why not use the hook-ups that get them paid…

Their names are Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Kylie Jenner…and they are young and slutty when they don’t have to be, and could be doing other great things…

I don’t hate them…ultimately, who cares..

Here’s Kendall’s ass in Monaco

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Here’s Kyle Jenner….

I am more into Bella Hadid’s bikini choice…

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Here are some more pics:

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2015

26

May

Lindsay Lohan Being Ironic of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is so ironic….because we all know she was a gutter celebrity coke slut…that’s the whole reason that everything went to shit for her…but now she’s getting paid to promote some toothpaste called Cocowhite… with her smile that doesn’t show how fresh and white they make her chain smoking, addict teeth…because she knows how silly this is and that when it comes to coco white…it better be cut into lines for her to hoover up her cute little gutter celebrity coke slut nose..

All this to say…I love me some Lohan….and whatever the hell she’s promoting…to help pay whatever bills and team she’s gotta pay off…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

26

May

Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day

EXCLUSIVE: Alessandra Ambrosio shows ample cleavage in Rio

Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras…

Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret…

I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land…

All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

26

May

AnnaSophia Robb in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day

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This AnnaSophia Robb bikini pic…is pretty uneventful…considering the only movie I think she’s ever done involved her being in a bikini the entire time…playing some one arm, half eaten, pro surfer who to this very day still wins contests thanks to the power of Jesus Christ her Lord and Savior…who thanks to his eating of her arm through a shark…has allowed her to be rich as fuck…but more importantly, to be portrayed by AnnaSophia Robb in movies….

I would just expect more from a hot bodied, hot ass, hot little thing that has been seen in a bikini before…it’s like this zooming into try to see pussy definition in her shorts is depressing me…and making me feel like the failed pervert that I am…

Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb

2015

26

May

Aubrey O’Day wants to be Remembered of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is one of those forgotten piles of shit you forget to pick up at the dog park…you know some remnants of reality TV past that managed to get into some pop act run by Diddy because it was what the show was about, before being rumored to have fucked Diddy, because Diddy fucks all kinds of girls, he’s Diddy, only to realize that only black dudes and hip hop fans watched the show or cared about her as the Snowflake that she was, leading to her massive weight gain since you can never have an ass fat enough, only to end up on Celebrity Apprentice thanks to some friend favor I assume she called on, you know from being in LA and on TV, and from LA, she must have had an in with the production team…or something…I mean why else would she end up on TV….

Anyway, if you know who Aubrey O’Day and her fake tits are, you probably already know that, since that’s all there is to her…but if you forgot who she is, and most people have, she’s slimmed the fuck down, and gone back to some low level exhibitionism to get some more action on her social media since she has a new album and no one fucking cares…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2015

26

May

Sarah Hyland Shows Off Her Booty Progress of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the creepy girl I assume was on hormone therapy thanks to her stage parents trying to extend her youth into a TV series….you know like all the Disney kids who don’t age thanks to Disney being a Nazi Sympathizer and Pedophile back in the 40s…at least according to my grandmother who claims she once sad on his lap while the rest of his creeper staff watched him demonstrate “it’s a small world but if you have enough lube it will fit”…if you know what I mean…but it’s very possible my grandmother was just crazy and making things up, I mean it is perfectly normal for a grown man to like kids enough to make parks and animated content for them….just as every pedophile ever…or Michael Jackson..

All this to say, Sarah Hyland is no longer being abused by her boyfriend she got a restraining order from, but she is at the gym, trying to grow that booty all thanks to Sofia Vergara being a good influence on her in the realm of hooking…

Fitness progress pics are fun!

Posted in:Sarah Hyland