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2014

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was watching an obese homeless looking dude who wasn’t wearing a shirt – making out intensely with a known eskimo street hooker…on a park bench…before washing her down with the water from the water feature…and for some reason…I’ll I heard was love songs…the romance, although it stank and wasn’t very nice to look at…seemed so authentic…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Sports Bras!
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10 People Who Should Be Allowed Near Shopping Carts…
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Selena Gomez Bikini Lesbian Pics
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Ben Stein Begged a Pregnnat Call Girl for NUDES
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Crazy Criminals of the DAy – Shit..
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More Selena Bikini Pics
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Claudia Romani Anus!!
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Lady Gaga Ass!
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Andrea Calle’s Booty in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman Legs!
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Lea Michele’s Shitty Nipple SLip in her Bikini
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Bella Hadid Arrested for a DUI
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Top 10 – Bad Couple PDA
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Pop Songs from the Eary 2000s – Where Are They Now
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Katherine Webb Did Good on Instagram in her Bikini
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Mean Elephants!
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Pixie Lott in Shorts
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The Worst Foreign Ads You’ll See Today
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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pics
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Billy Bob Thorton Hates Cupcakes
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Caitlin O’Connor Hot on the Beach in a Bikini
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Lots of Cleavage!
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Kate Hudson Slutty Legs
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People Putting Bugs in Their Mouths!
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Ashley Roberts Looks Tough
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Majestic Beasts Not Being Majestic…
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Ken Jeong Has His Own MTV Show Now
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Brooke Burke is Still Hot in a Bikini
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A Girl’s POV is Pretty Hot
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A Bunch of UK Glamour Model TIts
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Another Slut of the Day
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Miranda Kerr Double Denim Babe
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Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
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Cats Winning at Summer
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Zoe Saldana See Through!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Pregnant Chick of the Day
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Two Girls – Topless at the BEach
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Babe gets nude in the car…
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Possible Keira Knightley Nude
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Nina Agdal Instagram Tits
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Ashley Greene Pokies and Cameltoe
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Dad Mocks His Kid’s Skinny Jeans
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Girl Washing Her Vag!
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Crazy Knock Out
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ROmantic Fishing
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Nipple on the Beach of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is probably at the point in her titty model, lingerie model, career where her nipple has been seen by pretty much everyone, that there is no need to really hide it on set…

She’s getting paid big money, she’s tired or hungover, or a wreck, at least that’s what her face is telling me, from having to actually wake up and leave the house to let assholes take pics of her for I assume minimum 30,000 dollars for the day…You know doing what she’d be doing at home all day, laying around, but in hair and make-up not at home…

I mean that’s the struggle…and when a tit falls out of a top…sometimes..it’s just all part of the job…comes with the territory – she’s a puppet and she may know it – but I have a feeling she probably thinks she’s a big deal and not a puppet at all…because rule number one about being a puppet master – is to never let the puppet know it’s a fucking puppet – otherwise it acts up..

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

22

Jul

Anna Ewers Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day

Anna Ewers, a model you’ve never heard of, but like because her name rhymes with Sewers and Sewers turn you on as they are bursting with bodily fluids from strangers everywhere…your favorite. You’re the kind of sick fuck who will spend a Saturday night rolling around in feces that belong to people you don’t know – because people that you do know – find you so repulsive they won’t even take the time out of their days to shit on you…and you know when you’re not even good enough for someone to want to shit on you out of anger…you’re pretty fucking low level on the human chart of relevance..

Where as Anna Ewers, is totally relevant, doing a huge magazine spread for huge photographers, showing her huge tits…for people like us who don’t care about fashion to say Anna Ewers, a model we’ve got to watch…

I should date her.

Posted in:Anna Ewers

2014

22

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Selfie of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Jennifer Lopez is pretty fucking high maintenance. I guess that is what happens when you’re a vapid twat the world seems to think is talented. You know the kind of girl who is living her dreams – worth a fortune – and who still seems to think it is ok to TWERK.

She posted this video her sister, who I assume is her sister, posted. If you aren’t too turned off by the horrible accent she’s got, you know straight to the core of all your rage…you’ll see her calling out her sister for being ridiculous – because of how dolled up she is at the pool…hair/make-up/a wrap – always ready for a paparazzi invasion – just in case…gotta look her best…

She also posted the above bikini pic, cuz I guess when the paparazzi aren’t there, she is, and that’s enough to get a bikini pic from the right angle – to keep the vanity train rollin’….

I hate to admit it, especially considering her age, but her body is good.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

22

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Bikini Ass on a Yacht of the Day

It is funny how people are so emotional about celebrities they jerk off to. I call Cameron Diaz, who I assume is over 40, a menopausal looking box, unable to have children, possibly from being too old, maybe from all the drugs, or maybe front he herpes and or other STDs that have ravaged her lady parts…not that I care if she’s a slut or not – I mean based her talent alone, she’d have to be…

The truth is, I find it offensive that she’s still cast as the love interest or the hot girl in a movie, when so many hotter girls who actually have talent can do a better job and more importantly, will make me want to have sex with them, while this one…I don’t even want to look at..

Her ass – sloppy – because that’s what happens when you get old. You can run as hard as you can, and squat as much as you can, but eventually, you start to fucking melt…I think that’s what Frosty the Snowman story is all about….Cameron Diaz…you see that’s a part bitch should be playing…

I guess seeing her climb her yacht ladder as her Good Charlotte boyfriend stares at her ass, remembering the good times with Paris Hilton’s ass…because clearly he has very very very good taste…if you think no control of an asshole and herpes puss is palatable..

Either way…Cameron Diaz is a monster. Send me hate mail. It makes me think at least one of you reads this nonsense, even though I know as well as you know, that Cameron Diaz’s ass in a bikini, climbing a ladder of a yacht, really doesn’t matter…..

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Flashes Nature of the Day

Miley Cyrus has figured out that no one cares about her flashing her tits. They’ve been overexposed and annoying for the last year, and we have collectively moved onto other tits that we haven’t had the chance to see being flashed in annoying ways…So she’s flashing her future audience in what I like to think is her laying the groundwork of a self-fulfilling prophecy…you know her making an artistic statement that no one will care about this bullshit or her in the near future…or even know…but that’s giving Miley too much credit, the only thing she knows or thinks is artistic is to be as shocking and ridiculous as possible, you know when you’re bred by Disney…you know theatrics and more importantly that you have to go the total opposite direction to ever get any street creed…

Or maybe I am looking at this all wrong…and retard hick Miley…a product of Billy Ray and his first groupie ever – isn’t making a statement that her tits don’t matter…and only nature will be there for her…this is in fact just a butt shot..

I mean, Miley has given us a lot to think about with this nonsense…and none of it is important.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

22

Jul

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne on that “Pay Attention to Us” Hustle of the Day

Selena Gomez is on a yacht and in a bikini with Cara Delvingne – because it seems that both Cara Delevigne is a friend collector. The kind of socialite in the UK who is enjoying the buzz around her and turning to twitter to connect with these other starlets – who are surprisingly really boring and uninteresting to actually hang around – but who the world think are great – because the world are fucking blinded by the media and buy into all this bullshit that makes them all fucking rich..

We are the fucking problem, we perpetuate it…and it is not even all that clever that these girls have figured out how to manipulate the tabloids…because the tabloids are half retarded and will post any fucking story…

I am just interested in their expensive, well paid, possibly fake, but I doubt it, that was just another cry for attention – like the whole Bieber thing – and now the possible fake lesbian with a model thing….tits….because lets face it…tits are more interesting than anything else these twats are up to…

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

22

Jul

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

I have the Arianny Celeste with anyone I talk to that is into UFC. They get mad at me because I don’t find her hot or interesting or even relevant….when to them she is the single most important thing to happen to them. She is the reason watching naked dudes beat each other up isn’t gay. She has access to all the fighters they have boners over. She probably gets all the cheesy dragon themed fighter brand t-shirts for free. It’s like what can’t this bitch do…

All I see, since I Don’t care about UFC or the girls they throw at their fans to help market UFC, is a fake titty Vegas bottle service girl…who for some reason thinks she’s famous…but who is interchangeable with all the other Vegas bottle service girls…there looking for their big break, or at least a rich guy to knock them up…

So she posted this bikini fashion show that she put on in Miami…that unfortunately unlike last time she was in Miami…didn’t include her fully fucking naked….only for her lawyers and team to come after me for posting like I took the fucking pics…but they are still fake tits in a bikini – pretty impressive – unless you have 8,000 dollars and a willingness to have bigger tits…

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Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2014

22

Jul

Cristi by Joe Wehner for a Voyeur Shoot of the Day

This is a great “artistic” project called THIS VOYEURS LIFE that dabbles on the porno side of things – because it is strictly based on voyeurism…or the Voyeurism of an artist / photographer.

What I gather from the about page, that the photographer lives with people for a period of time and watches them or shoots them having sex, getting ready, and being naked…doing the things they normally don’t have a dude watch them do….

I think the idea is something I would do, if I wasn’t reclusive and if I actually liked spending time with people, but then again, I am a voyeur. I already try to convince every girl I meet to show me her vagina, or at least her sexy pics on her phone. I try to convince every couple I know to have sex while I watch…I got people to let me watch oral yesterday – which was uneventful…but just something to do…

So I am a little bias..but for other people like me…this is right up all of our fucking alley….because there’s nothing wrong with watching a girl letting us watch her…naked…

Hottest thing I’ve seen all day.

Posted in:Joe Wehner