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2017

27

Mar

Brooke Shields in a Bikini of the Day

Pretty Baby – Brooke Shields has always been a bit of a man, I mean besides when she was a 14 year old naked in Blue Lagoon, a movie I’ll assume all of you, especially the producer and directors, jerked off to, because I assume their logic is if a 14 year old is naked for the sake of art, it’s not actual nudity, and if you jerk off to that 14 year old nude, you’re just a purveyor of art….or fans of art…not creepy perverts just trying to tell a wonderful story…or enjoying a wonderful story…

In this era…I doubt the naked 14 year old love story would go over very well, but it’s not 1980 anymore, and that’s probably a good thing…let’s stick to naked 18 year olds for our pervert needs…

And I guess now that Suddenly Susan tank who Andre Agassi once wrestled….is feeling good about her 50 year old body…all hard nippled…and lovely…because she’s put up a picture.

Now I never found her hot, always found her terrible but today is a new day of a new week and she’s doing good…hard nippled and this is good…and that’s so fucking weird..

Posted in:Brooke Shields|SFW

2017

27

Mar

Chantal Jeffries is the Low Level Mangled Face Cameltoe of the Day

Chantal Jeffries is part of the Kyle Jenner generation. The fat chicks with mangled faces who get liposuction on their stomachs to give them a waistline despite looking like fucking circus freaks…they can angle themselves to the ratchet “urban” which is really white Jewish kid market…and they can play sex icon, glamorous, bootleg kardashian…who probably hangs out with the Kardashians…and who has a ton of followers which would make you think that she’s relevant…while your brain is telling you she’s fucking busted….

Her claim to fame is being the girl caught with Bieber when he was caught speeding in a lambo in Florida…and I guess that’s all it takes to get to this moment right here…hanging with other fat ass young girls who look like they are 45 year old moms…done up for the hip hop community…as their bikini bottoms get eating by their cunts like it’s some fancy restaurant meal they’re at because they’re classy…

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2017

27

Mar

Charlize Theron is the TANK of the Day

Charlize Theron is a tank…

Just a heads up – because I think it’s important to remind the world that aging happens and it is a terrible thing – even when you’re rich and you get work done, you may think you are god, and you may have a god complex because you’ve made it and because you’re South African and white, and because your mom killed your dad for being abusive, taking his life like the lord and savior would if there was one..you still scale out the way you are meant to…because it’s not the mid 90s anymore and you’re not the South African model turned Playboy Playmate turned actress who got naked in movies turned actress who won Oscars ..turned big…and sure she was probably always big…but now filled out big…and it’s terrifying. Blame menopause. Genetics. Biology…who knows….

But what I can say with certainty is that Charlize Theron is no more.

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2017

27

Mar

Rachael Leigh Cook Abs in a Bikini of the Day

37 year old Josie and the Pussycats…..she’s all that….Baby Sitter Club….and I think that’s pretty much all she’s done until today…when she’s figured she must fight the instagram model – RACHEL COOK – who is stealing her NAME…(see pics below)…

And show her bikini body and middle aged abs, because when you’re in your mid 30s and your life was being the hot girl in her early 20s, is fitness….eat that vegan, do that coke, work those abs….look better than most 37 year olds….but not quite as good as the instagram model who stole your name…but still good enough for perverts like me.

Posted in:Rachael Leigh Cook|SFW

2017

27

Mar

Kristen Cavallari’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Kristen Cavallari is a reality TV star, who was cocky in her reality star position and ended up dropping out of the spinoff show of her reality show that made everyone in it a lot of fucking money….while she attempted to ride her fame and become a legit actor…but instead just became a wife to some rich athlete and made babies…

But luckily the California lifestyle, has allowed her to maintain a cute ass in a thong bikini that hasn’t been as shattered by child birth as you’d expect…but in the defense of being shattered by child birth…a life philosophy I’ve always had….we can’t see her pussy in these pics…

But if she’s accomplished one thing in her relatively irrelevant life….it’s that she’s not a disgusting mom body despite choosing the disgusting mom life….and I guess when looking at this, the logical thing to wonder is how much better she’d be if she wasn’t ruined by breeding for financial security…you know…coulda been much better…but it’s
Kristen Cavallari…who gives a fuck.

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Posted in:Kristen Cavallari|SFW

2017

27

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Pregnant Belly in Leggings of the Day

There are a few things going on in these pictures of 30 something year old Ashley Tisdale…no longer a high school musical actor…currently a wife who still goes to the gym but not enough because her face is mangled, her body is everything and it is falling apart or maybe she has a pregnant bump budding which would make sense because she might as well give the fuck up and retreat to her rich person compound where she lives with her husband…it’s the only thing that makes sense when it comes to marriage…when you’re sitting on a pile of money I’d argue she doesn’t really deserve but that allows her to do nothing all day…but fuck..

Which reminds me of my new comment on social media pics of girls in bikinis..I say “congrats on the pregnancy, it barely shows”….you know the subtle dis knowing they aren’t pregnant – but presented in a sweet way…that bitches can’t get mad at…

The other thing going on in this pic is her armpit…which is something I have a weird fetish for and don’t know…

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2017

27

Mar

The Dude Who Wants the Paul Walker Statue in San Clemente of the DAy

Chad Kroeger……the surfer….from San Clemente California…the home of such important people as Richard Nixon, Anastasia Ashley and Paul Walker…for a while before he died….has campaigned the Southern Orange County city council to erect a Paul Walker statue on their Pier…because of the valuable life lessons he’s learned and we can all learn from Paul Walker…in Fast and the Furious..like bedding his rivals sister….and other ridiculousness.

I find the whole thing brilliant, living the American dream from surfing to city council in an hour…dressed like a clown…perfect.

I also feel a tie to Paul Walker and think he deserves a statue, the people at Warner Brothers who milk the hell out of him should probably fund it though, seeing as they have erections for him….and his death…which funny enough, killed my linking partnership with TMZ, because I called him a Sex Offender, for dating his Mormon wife when she was 15 or 16…which would warrant a non celebrity being called a sex offender…

But TMZ is owned by WB, and so was Paul Walker and Fast and the Furious and as they were writing Paul Walker death stories all week, since it was fed to them by his management because they were both owned by the same people….my link popped up and boom end of an era….

So let’s immortalize that in San Clemente..and give this Chad dude who a TV show or movie of his own…the 90s surfer in 2017…thanks to great San Clemente camera equipment while everyone is too busy surfing to update technology.

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2017

27

Mar

Rat Cow Opens Her Mouth to Demonstrate Why She Only Opens Her Mouth When The Lights are Out of the Day

Here is a very important life lesson brought to you by Emily Ratajkowski this monday morning…and that is that it’s better to keep your mouth shut if you look more birdfaced than you already do…when you try to smile…you know save those mouth openings for job auditions / castings / and attempting to get work to polarize and legitimize being a low level, despite the money you make, model….when really you’re just a set of tits, reduced to a set of tits, that she’d probably hate ever admitting, because it takes away from all the hard work she’s done – that only gets noticed due to her tits….

I guess it’s also aspirational, because you know if you do have tits and an average at best face, something most girls with tits can attest to, people will celebrate you, and thanks to angles, the internet, clever photo tricks, angles, duck face on the bird face, you can make that weird face look like it’s pensive, pouty, just been fucked, confused, sweet, delicate…..because the internet is a lie…

NOW…if you’ve ever online dated, you’ll know the fatties are less fat in the profile pics, the faces less mangled, it’s the internet motherfuckers, sure people don’t troll te way they used to, anonymously, they troll as themselves…and here’s some Rat Cow trollin’ as she continues to get paid.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2017

27

Mar

Stella Hudgens Tits of the Day

Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgens sister and today – she is the famous person’s sister of the day…because the sisters of the famous people, and lets face it, Vanessa Hudgens isn’t ALL that famous, but she’s still more sister than her sister, who basically just rode the name harder than Vanessa Hudgens rode the Disney Producers, and by default got to live the celebrity life, the famous life with access, without all the actual bullshit of being famous….and she did it, and continues to do it, with her ethnically ambiguous tits….she busty…and in a bikini…and doing shoots because people like her tits thanks to being affiliated to more famous tits….through BLOOD…but not in a period sex kind of way….you know the kind of sex where you look down at your bloody sheets and cock and say with confidence to the woman you’re fucking “I think I murdered your pussy”…

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2017

27

Mar

Balcony Fuck and Other Videos of the Dat

Pretty Girl Strutting…

Just a Dude who Shat Hipself

Drunk Driver Hits Barrier

Weird Bike Accident

Cop Slams Woman to the Ground –

Old Man Rescued from Frozen Lake

Abused Goat and Monkey

Mistress – Gets Stripped

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

27

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Along with being called HUMAN Waste, a Waste of Space and Garbage by some slut….I was also told that spending my life trolling is a waste of a life and can’t be fulfilling and that I should use my time and energy in a more productive and rewarding way…like I was fucking slaughtered…called pathetic, disgusting…and told I had a small penis by at least three people who have never seen my small penis….

I was also recognized as a feminist by a girl who understands I preach feminism by showing how hypocritical these women I post are…and how they are regressing the woman species…it’s like reverse psychology no one quite understands….and just assume I’m a woman hating misogynist…dumb sluts…

I also…got a pee video…and it was the real spring magic…..

Here are some morning links…


Gal Gadot Ass in Justice League….

Irish Student’s Weird Video
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Pygmy Hippo is So Cute….
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Fishermen Play with Anaconda….
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Driver Hits Cyclist with Mirror
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Some Braless Chick in Miami
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The Cash me Ousside Girl Video of the Day
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Mariah Carey Nipples
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Some Trash With her Shirt Off
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Nerf dart Breaks Sound
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Elephant Shows Rhino Who’s Boss
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Incredible Speed Boxer….
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Tranny on the Cover of Vogue
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New Pirates of the Caribbean Movie
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Shailene WOodley Struck a Plea Deal
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Deadpool’s Beauty and the Beast Parody
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2017

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the DAy

I come from a place or mindset where you can’t sexually harass female homeless people…you know, anything goes because they are homeless and hardly human….no permanent address…no rules….

I also come from a place where teenage girls talk about lace lingerie and the cost of lace lingerie in public….like they wear lace lingerie and want people around them know about it….

I also come from a place where every girl gets mad when I ask how meaty their vaginas are – instead of just showing me….

I ask you cuz i haven’t seen your vagina and I would like to know how much inner lip sticks out of outer lip…is it an OUTTY…and How OUTTY is it….

It is apparently the weekend…according to people who have jobs….so…fuck it…fuck it all..or fuck all of it…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tranny cover Girl on Vogue is Hot
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Amy Schumer has Dropped Out of Barbie Movie
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Old Hag Johannson’s Extented Ghost in the Shell Trailer
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Emma Thompson on the Time Trump Hit on Her
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Jessica Serfaty Slut for T Mobile
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Gorrillaz/Saturnz Barz
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Blind Man Builds Things with Bricks
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Elizabeth Banks – Braless
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LeAnn Rimes Paid an Online Bully to Harass Brandi Glanville
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Slut at the Power Rangers Premiere with some Tits…
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Brett Ratner Says Film Industry is Killing the Film Industry
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Guide to Anal
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Jay Z is Producing Trayvon Martin Documentary Series
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Mini Breakfast Burrito
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Scroll Down to See Emma Roberts
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Ivanka Trump Sucking on Dairy
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The Kardashians Get a Cartoon….
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Hot to Shoot Great Portraits
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Movie Trailer of the Day – Three Billboards
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Does Water Swirl the Other Way in the Southern Hemisphere
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Christina Milian Has a Nipple
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Paris Jackson Has a Nipple
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Retired Horse Takes a Ride
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Pygmy Hippo Calf is Perfect
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Lisa Opie Ass in Bikini …
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Hollywood Hates Kristen Bell and Dax and so Do I
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Fruit in Pussy
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Some Girl Undressing
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Girls Getting Wild at coed Party….
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Slut of the Day
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Big Hips
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Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked
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Busty Gamer Tits
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Big Dude vs Little Dudes
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Anastasia Ashley VS Masturbating Monkey
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

24

Mar

Bella Thorne of the Day

A day is not a day, a week is not a week, a life is not a life…unless I cover some Bella Thorne topless on instagram story…where she’s posting slutty, provocative, exciting, grey area, implied erotica….to keep her follower perverts happy….and to keep herself happy by securing that male attention…

Since I stalk Bella Thorne, by checking her social media for tits everyday, I know she’s in Canada filming a movie, and I am in Canada living a horrible life, maybe will run into each other at the maple syrup shop….or the igloo….riding the moose…

But she’s not sitting on my face, instead she;’s making money, because she’s an actor first, slut second….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe of the Day

Reese Witherspoon and her mom pussy ate a pair of pants this weekend….

This whole southern girl with good morals and values who traps the high school quarterback with her uterus, ruining his career. A church goer, who gets knocked up out of wedlock, because she’s full of shit, literally, at least according to her belly and thighs….

People can defend her all they want, but she’s an overrated actress, I won’t accept her 40 year old, rich as fuck, wholesome bullshit act….which is probably her best act and what should have won her the oscar….

The gnarly cameltoe just drives the storyline of “I have a lot of kids and have fucked a lot of people to get where I’m at”…

Her mom in leggings walking / Jogging is so plaid out and dull, but the cameltoe should be stared at and judged so I’m posting it.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon|SFW

2017

24

Mar

Abigail Ratchford Huge Tits of the Day

I generally avoid doing posts on Abigail Ratchford but she’s got monster tits, dudes follow her, and she’s available to fuck if you have enough money to pay her rates, so I shouldn’t be ignoring her monster titty and apparently ass – existence…as it probably chases after black athletes…I should be celebrating her, even working with her by selling her out to perverts for a commission….that would be the smart thing to do…plus I’d negotiate seeing her tits in the deal….because I’m a solid sales dude….

She’s in Miami, a hot spot for clients during MUSIC CONFERENCE because bitch must like EDM or the cheesy rich dudes that come with it…and in turn cum in her…ratchet.

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