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2015

04

Mar

Strippers Congratulate the Bushwackers of the Day

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I never watched wrestling. Even as a young kid, I was more into playing with Barbies, washing their hair and telling them they were pretty girls, ass I rubbed their pussy mound and nippleless tits, as people around me would call me a little faggot, when really I was just practicing ripping off panties for when I was older..

I just thought dudes on dudes, especially coupled with bad acting was homoerotic and beneath me. I preferred my boners to come from inanimate objects..

But I do remember the Bushwackers, and apparently they were inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame, and in keeping things as classy as Wrestling, you know the lowest form of sport, loved by immigrants and white supremicists in their trailer parks alike…Rick’s Cabaret, a publicly traded strip club I would buy shares in just because investing in a strip club is funny to me, threw them a party…

Here are some of the pics…also funny to me…

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2015

04

Mar

Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Rosalind Lipsett. She’s Irish but based in LA..and a year ago, I thought I fell in love with her, despite having no soul, because she reminded me of classic model looks that I grew up masturbating to, coupled with good Irish family values, you know people who don’t lock their doors, who live what is seemingly a simpler life that you read in a Dickens novel, filled with Leprochauns and pots of gold, and other delusions that come from a diet of Potatoes and hard booze…

I mean, before Rosalind, I just assumed Irish women, were toothless, big, pirate sounding monsters with their good Catholic values, and the guilt that comes from straying from those good Catholic values, that leads to drinking heavily all day everyday, was the perfect fit for a drunk like me….but turns out they can be as magical as the Jameson shot they rode in on…

What a fucking body, all it is missing is my face being sat on…right?

Pictures by @floydboy

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2015

04

Mar

Woman Naked on the Bus and Other Videos of the Day

PETCO Employee Fired….

Cat Goes Running in the Washing Machine

It’s Raining Men!

Ram Attakcs Old Man on TV

Man VS Neighbor

Can’t Beat the Real Thing…

New York Subway Party

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2015

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I decided to use my what I learned on facebook about penis size as my opening line at the bar last night, because I know any girls I approach saw the article, since facebook determines everything the world sees…you know establishing common ground….only to destroy it by asking her to measure my dick with my mouth…

So the lesson of the day, my moment of inspiration, is if you get a girl talking about dicks, and your dick specifically, swag it up or get her more drunk…don’t ask her to measure your dick with your mouth….

I test these things for you, since I am married and shouldn’t be fucking other girls….so I just troll them instead…

Here’s some TINDER romance, because I am romantic…

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Here are some morning links….even though it is noon….

The Girl Who Faked Going to the Oscars is Amazing
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Underboob!
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Lara Stone Divorce…Obviously…
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Rita ORa GoT Titties
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I Feel Like Dildo Cam is Not a New Thing…But It’s Getting Press
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Seinfeld Actor I Don’t Remember is Dead
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Dog Gets Owned
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Bill Cosby Smears Oatmeal on Bitches Faces…Cuz He’s a Kids TV Host and Oatmeal is Healthy
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Pool Trick Shots
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Palm Springs House is For Rent
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Karma After Taunting a Dog
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Ellen Stayed Relevant By Finding the Dress People Who Broke the Internet Last Week
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Milk Filled Tits…
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2015

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The best way to see a girl’s pussy is to go up to her in the grocery store, coffee shop, or anywhere a girl is a lone and ask her what the dirtiest pic she has on her phone is. You’ll be happy to know that 9 out 10 girls are thrown off guard and end up showing you their gaping asshole pics, since everyone is an exhibitionist with nudes, it’s just a question of how you trick them into showing you…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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One of the Duggars Treid to Run Over A Cat
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Kaley Cuoco Big Bangs
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Prince’s High School Basketball Pic
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Pregnant Tiffani Theissen
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Julianna Hough Tugging on her Shirt on TV
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Bobby Brown’s Family is Using Bobbi Kristina Tragedy for a Reality Show
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Kelly Brook’s Huge Fat Ass
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Kelly Clarkson is Not So Skinny
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Mila Kunis is a Basic Looking Girl…
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Charlotte McKinney Hiding her Boobs
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Dakota Fanning for Fashion
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Nicole Murphy in a Bikini
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Bieber’s New Pussy
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Carrie Underwood Makes babies
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Lena Meyer-Landrut in Leather Pants
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Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift are Besties
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Melanie Brown’s Tight Pants
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Khloe Kardashian Abs
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Faking the Oscar Win Prank
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Charlie Riina is a Fame Whore in a Yellow Bikini
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Jessica Alba in a Striped Shirt
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Kate Mara for WOmen’s Health
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The Dude in Coke and Mentos
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Ella Eyre Nipples!
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Miceala Schaefer Body Painted
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Gina Gershon Braless
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Taylor Swift Lesbian Date
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Joseph Gorden-Levitt as Edward Snowden
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AnnaLynne McCord in a Tight Dress
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Russian Amateur Bungee Jumping
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Nicole Scherzinger at the Airport
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Canada – Spock your Cash
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Girls in Leg Warmers
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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HOT CHICKS ON CAM FOR YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH
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Top 10 Hottest Rachel McAdams GIFS
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Strip Rock Paper Scissons
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Pussy Painting
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Funniest Moments in Porn Compilation
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Boobs and Selfies
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Lesbians on a Raft
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Lesbians Rubbing on Each Other
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Titties Bush and Towels
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Squirt!
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

03

Mar

Britney Spears Loses Her Weave of the Day

Britney Spears had a graceful crack whore stripper moment…where her hair fell out on stage like a medicated, drunken mess trying to make money for diapers because she spent all the diaper money on crack, only instead of making money for her diapers, she is making money for her family that has sold her out to the world, and still own and control her, because what more do you expect from Louisiana trash…right?

Either way, I prefer when her public fuck ups are vagina slips….

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2015

03

Mar

I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

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To say that this was the first year that Sports Illustrated used a plus sized model, when looking at these pictures of what I assume is a pregnant Kate Upton, is just a marketing hook, because no one wants to address the elephant in the bikini and say she’s fat…even though at 17 or 18 when her rich family hired her a PR team to push her to the mainstream, anyone who knows anything about basic biology, or anyone who dated or even worst married the girl from high school with the big saggers…that it is just a matter of time, whether first baby or 20th birthday when the rest of her catches up to her…

I mean this is fucking big…and she’s got all the money to afford a trainer, and a cook…she could have really carried herself into a longer lasting career, but now it just looks like she can barely carry herself, as her legs are about to give out on her…

This terrifies me…

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2015

03

Mar

Khloe Kardashian “Abs” of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian posted this picture of her abs, that I am sure have nothing to do with one of the Kardashian apps they are peddling to beautify your instagram pics, so you can be a fame whore crying for attention like some kind of Narcissist just like them…all by making them more money than god..

I heard the mom just closed a 100,000,000 dollar deal, that probably made Seacrest 20 million dollars, but more importantly, that made the Kardashians 80 million dollars…more than the hundreds they already have, because people like you think they are important, when all they are is a pile of garbage rich kids being garbage…it’s fucked…

But not as fucked as me wanting to have sex with the big Kardashian…even though I remember what she looked like before the family doctor went to town her her, rebuilding her, creating this with her…

I just think it is a good reminder that when you are a garbage person with little to offer, focus on looking good, not for health, but because people like things that look good…even if those things are a fucking lie.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2015

03

Mar

Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret models make 100,000 dollars a year for 50 work days. Sure, that seems like a lot of money to a girl working the cash at Target, 100k for 50 days of work, but they are dealing with a multi billion dollar company…that models usually get paid 50k a day for a campaign…or more…

Basically, Victoria’s Secret is the sweatshop of the modeling world…It’s creepy photographers promising you fame for sex and then them…

I don’t really know why these overpaid models are complaining, If I was Victoria’s Secret, I wouldn’t be paying them….they can’t pay for that level of PR, or the Leonardo DiCaprio that the brand really creates for them, giving them a name and money other companies pay top dollar for because they are seemingly higher profile…

I mean getting paid to sit around all day in underwear…what a fucking joke…sure it’s not millions of dollars a year, but what the fuck was Swanepoel doing before they absucted her, or the Brazilians…I mean seriously…not to mention they get meet rich dudes to get pregnant by, because rich guys love VS models, all while thinking they are more important than they are…it’s a good gig.

Here’s Elsa Hosk, a Swedish one, in the Catalog, showing nipples, because finally VS has stopped photoshopping out the nipples because the feminsts protesting nipple photoshopping, gave us perverts nipples to jerk off to…like this was the Sears Catalog and it was still the 70s…

Speaking of Gold Digging Victoria’s Secret models – here’s MIRANDA KERR cruising in Santa Monica….

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2015

03

Mar

Shailene Woodley Topless in Glamour UK of the Day

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Shailene Woodley looks like a lesbian. She is not hot. I don’t know if she was ever hot. I just know that if you want to be a successful actor you don’t really need to be hot, at least based on all the successful actors before her, but I would be happier if you did have to be hot, because at least that would justify your million dollar lifestyle..

All this to say, I don’t believe uglies should make it in this world…and I find Shailene Woodley pretty ugly…even when topless, which amazes me because if you saw the shit I’ve put my dick in when it was topless, just because it was topless, you’d probably throw the fuck up…making me think that maybe I just don’t like her lesbian haircut.

Posted in:Shailene Woodley

2015

03

Mar

Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs…

So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2015

03

Mar

Brooke Burke’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke must be pushing 50 by now, and I don’t mean pushing 50 kids out of her pussy, I think she’s closer to around 5, I mean pushing 50 in age, old as fuck…but still rocking a hot body…because I guess when you’re a 90s Playboy chick, turned Wild On host, Turned first season of Dancing with the Stars winner, you have a commitment to your fans, who are probably some of the weirdest people in the world, because honestly, even if you were into her on Wild On, you’ve gone on with your life and forgotten her…so the people still around…are the kind of weirdo people you probably chatted with in chatrooms when chatrooms were a thing and not facebook…..you know sad, possibly disabled…freaks..

Either way, she’s doing a photoshoot, and her mom pussy is covered up so you can focus on her low estrogen thanks to menopause abs from working out all day…which aren’t so bad if there isn’t a younger girl around to stare at…you know the kind of mom on the resort vacation with the “girls” who you try to fuck because the rest of her friends never recovered from the baby weight due to cake…

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Posted in:Brooke Burke

2015

03

Mar

Katie Holmes Old Scary Face of the Day

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I am always amazed when I look at Katie Holmes and see what looks like a 50 year old mom…her hard battered face that has seen some shit and escaped that shit…and by shit I mean Scientology…something that is very secretive and that leverages your secrets so that you never leave them and keep giving them money…even if the overall lessons of Scientology are to work out, look good and be positive…the backend of it is apparently evil…not that I know anything about scientology, I am just basing it all off of her face…

That said, I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek, because I have a penis…and I found that shit to cater to people who don’t have penis….I did like the one nude scene she did where she was dead and underwater while naked…because it make me question my love for tits being so deep rooted that I’d jerk off to a dead bitch…because TITS…

Well now, she just looks like old melting face pile of shit…and for some reason I was compelled to pot this…a reason I don’t know because I generally avoid the over 30 crowd…

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2015

03

Mar

Hilary Duff Cosmo Porn of the Day

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Hilary Duff is recently divorced, or getting a divorce and people are all excited about that, because I guess they think they have a chance with her, or maybe they are more into girls they once jerked off to when they are a mom and divorcee because – what the fuck is wrong with you – divorcees are only good when you meet them in a hotel bar, or on tinder, when they are out there ready to get their fuck on, and I can assure you that this thick Scientologist, is not about to get her fuck on with you…

But she will wear short shorts in a porno for girls magazine that is the foundation of Sex and The City…and more importantly, giving girls tips on giving rim jobs…or whatever the fuck Cosmo is spewing these days..

You could always just google pics of her at 19 when she was a little fresher, less expired, prime…but these pics happened anyway…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2015

03

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bathing Suit for Esquire of the Day

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I get hate mail every time I post pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely calling her the best, people really fucking hate her, and I don’t really know why. Maybe it is her cunty face, or the fact that she made Megan Fox obsolete…or maybe they hate girls who date bald guys who are multi millionaires thanks to their acting bullshit…

What it comes down to is that we shouldn’t hate uptight looking British chicks, who are probably huge cunts…we should just stare at their half naked pics showing off their bodies…

I mean sure, who the fuck cares about Rosie Huntington-Whitely, she’s boring as fuck…I get it…but when you stare at her posing…none of that really matters, what matters is why she is not naked, because she’s posed naked, and when she’s been naked she’s better…and when she’s not naked she’s cock teasing…and cock teases generally get raped….if they cock tease the wrong testosterone filled brut….not that I can relate to that…I stopped producing testosterone in the 80s…up on some Bruce Jenner shit…

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