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2014

22

Jul

@LATRISH in Some Fashion Nudity of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures are from. I pulled them from this TUMBLR BLOG . Apparently the model’s name is @LATRISH, because it is hipster to legally change your name to your instagram handle, but not as hipster as it is to grow out an amazing bush I would love to brain my beard into before matting with my seem…

I could be in love. It turns out that nude pics is all I need to catch feelings….

Posted in:Fashion

2014

22

Jul

Maniac at the Gym and Other Videos of the Day

Dude gets taken out by an RC Car

Road Rage of the Day

The Man Who Killed the Party

Another Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

The Man Who Got Busted Shitty

17 Year Old Beats up a 34 Year Old Twice His Size

Old Man Dancing

Posted in:Videos

2014

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I met a girl this weekend and I asked her what her number one fetish was.

I was expecting the typical “lesbian sex”…or “Being watched”…or “gang banged”…you know – she said “fucking a hospital cafeteria worker during the night shift, while a cancer patient on an IV yells for more soup…as his greasy, high school drop out hands smear her tits with Crisco he was still covered in from making the meatloaf…you know because Tuesday is meatloaf day…

She’s under 30 and has been so over exposed to dirty porn that she’s probably already lived out all her fantasies…

Here are some morning links…

105 YEra Old Woman Throwing the First Pitch
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So Much Jessica Alba in a Bikini You May Die
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Girls Tugging At Their Clothes…
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These Aren’t Real Pics
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Kelly Brook is Big
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Lady Gaga Fat Round Ass in Fishnets for the Perverts
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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2014 Fails So Far
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Hot Girl in Workout Shorts
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Homeless People Tell Their Stories…
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Karma Getting a Motherfucker
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Jul

stepLINKs of the Day

I mentioned that I saw a girl giving a guy a blow job in the park yesterday, but what I didn’t mention was that it was kind of my fault. Basically I was in a car that broke down outside of an American Apparel warehouse sale. So when waiting for the tow truck, we go inside to scope out some rugged hipster chicks. My friend decides to take advantage of the 8 dollar pant sale and starts trying on pants…I convince a hipster chick to put his dick in her mouth – you know for jokes…she does…and well…the next thing you know I’m in an apartment watching her get her face fucked – not really into the whole gang bang opportunity, but more importantly, not into the girl refusing to get naked in front of me, and making me leave before they fucked, which is really all I wanted to see…as blow job watching is pretty fucking gay…but sex has vagina you can divert your attention from the boner in the girl’s mouth…

What the experience reminded me, was that I am able to convince people to do anything…and there is something refreshing and amazing in that. My years as a reclusive in this prison I’ve built made me forget…

Here are some links…

Behati Prinsloo Gold Dug Good…
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So Many Big Tits…
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11 Dogs Who Play Fetch Their Own Way
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Lindsay Lohan Bikini…
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Naked Colombian Models with Soccer Players…
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Anastasia Ashley is So Slutty in her Bikini
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Jessica Alba is Hot Enough – at the Paying for Parking…
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Ashley Sky Bikini Model
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Beyonce’s 50 Shades of Grey Preview….
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Comic Book Characters You Want to See in Movies…
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Golf Refuses to Let American T.J. Oshie Shine…Best Fail Ever…
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Inglorious Fruit and Vegetables – Pretty Fucking Genius
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This is the FUcking Worst I’ve Ever Seen Katy Perry and her Fat Lower Body Look
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Emma Stone is Not Slutty Enough At all
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Game of Thrones Chick is Mad at British Airways and Took it to Twitter
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Mirror Selfies.
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NBA Players Declining Next Season
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10 Stayin’ Alive GIFS
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Abigail Clancy Showing Off Leg
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Selena Gomez in Some Weird Bra Top
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Kim Kardashian Butt Selfie
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Puppy Tries TO Drink Water From IPad
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Idiot Football Player of the Day
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Amy Willerton’s Bikini
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Lindsay Lohan – Bikini Monster
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Beyonce and Jay-Z Are Getting Divorced – But are Together for Money – Like all Good Opportunists Fuck
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Selena Gomez – Upskirt
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Kelly Brook is a Monster
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Paloma Kwiatkowski in her Underwear in Bates Motel
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Guy Donkey Punches his GF
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Dad and Daughter Hick Dance…
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Kanye West 1996 Freestyle..
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Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora – Together on Set
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Maria Menounos – Sluts it Up
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Steven Speilberg Shot Down Malaysia Flight Meme – is Weird
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Taylor Swift Skirt Blowing in the Wind
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Girls in Workout Shorts!
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Rachel Bilson’s Pregnancy Pics of the Day
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Britney Hard Nipples
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Kat Graham Bikini Pics
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Candice Swanepoel Photoshoot
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Selena Gomez No More Implants…
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Heidi Klum’s 11 Year Old (the white one she had with a billionaire) is in High Heels
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Michelle Lewin Booty in the Air
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8 Loser Movie Characters You Should Feel Bad For
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Leonardo DiCaprio – Is Fat, Rich and Fucks Models.
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Panoramic Photo Fail
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Next Level Kid Science Fair Projects
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Thirsty Amateur
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Big Tits in a Skimpy Dress for the paparazzi
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Some Big Stupid Tits…
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Fat Girl Rope Swing Fail is So Good..
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Grapefruit Blowjob Weirdness
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Naked Amateur
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Horrible Girl Fight…
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Fast FCars and Big Titties
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Dakota Fanning – Hard Nipples!
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Homeless Man Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Jul

Lea Michele Thong Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why I feel compelled to do posts on Lea Michele in or out of a bikini. I don’t know why I like making fun of her fake relationship to her co-star who died. I mean anyone with half a fucking brain knows that she’s an ugly man-faced twat who thinks she’s hot, making a deadly combination – but not the kind of deadly that killed her “fiancé”, he needed heroin to put himself out of misery from the shame that comes with being linked to Lea Michele for ratings. It’s like motherfucker had to pretend he was into this, when he could have anything he wanted – it was contractual – like her pretending to mourn his death for a minute, until realizing she could ride it – right into a new relationship, new fiancé, and if she does it in bikini…people forget that other dude even died…

I don’t know, hollywood may be bullshit – but this ass in a brazilian cut is real..at least real enough because she’s got her back turned to us. Good girl..if you’re even a girl.

I mean…posting a gratuitous ass shot like this to instagram’s got nothing wholesome about it – this is “i like my ass, look at my ass, I am famous, we are all whores seeking attention”…something usually better executed with anal sex videos they accidentally leak…

Who cares.

TO SEE THE OFFENSIVE “She’s So In Love” Because People Talk About It CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

21

Jul

Ashley Sky See Through on the Runway of the Day

Ashley Sky may be a fake model…and she may have a shitty walk…and she may only matter because she had a boyfriend put money into her and try to make her famous…leading to instagram stardom early in the instagram game that the hip hop magazines were into…leaving her with no real marketable skill, but a desire to be more famous…leading to walking at bikini fashion shows…with the most awkward walk ever….But she is wearing a sheer top and showing her tits…and there’s nothing wrong with that…

If you’re gonna try to get more famous – or legitimate famous – after being fake famous – you might as well do it with your tits…

Here is the full fashion show…

Posted in:Ashley Sky

2014

21

Jul

Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties…

I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time…

I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do…

But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video”

And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face…

The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

21

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Bikini Photoshoot of the Day


I don’t know what these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio eating her lollipop in Brazil are for. I don’t care that she’s a half naked mom working the street corner all made up like the kind of mom’s I like to hang out with at 4 am while drunk and near a back alley…I just want to see the video.

I know the whole mom thing would me you think she has horrible Lollipop eating skills, and is more of “just put it inside me, I sucked your dick for 3 minutes” kind of girl…you know up on some “I don’t want to put effort into this, I’m Alessandra Ambrosio, you’re lucky I’m letting you touch me”…kind of blow jobber that’s not a blow jobber at all…but ends up a breeder – cuz sometimes…you get pregnant and when you’re catholic…sometimes…you don’t get the abortion you probably should…because Religion makes decisions for us…especially when conflicted titty models are the ones knocked up…it’s like you can shit on Jesus as a career getting naked for men to jerk off to you – even married men…but you can’t abort his babies…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

21

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Ass in Miami of the Day

LeAnn Rimes, Homewrecker, phoney Christian that the Christian market loves because they are trained to forgive their own when they sin, it’s a solid fucking market to connect with because they are dumb as fuck, throw money at scammers and buy into lies…like the whole Jesus thing…

So this borderline breast implanted hooker who pretends to be a singer and who in her defence is really just a product of a stage mom, and marketing, and the industry that eats girls up… by making them feel inadequate and useless…throwing money at them…to make more money off of them…so she could be a lot fucking worse…

She’s in her bikini…I am not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing…I just know it happened…and I am not offended by her ass as it eats all the bathing suit it can….but then again I’ve only been offended by one thing in recent years…a squirting video by a girl on tinder – 100 lbs too fat for her white trash pleather couch she was staining…but that has nothing to do with this sexual deviant at all..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Leann Rimes