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2017

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I am not funny anymore, maybe that’s why I got hacked. I assume it’s more to do with spammers figuring out ways to spam and my site being a pussy bitch with all kinds of back doors…because I like back doors and only hang with girls who like things in their back door…

Last night, not because I care, but because I am a child despite pushing 50 years old, I decided to prank a couple of Social Justice Women’s March girls…not because I don’t like the Women’s March, their titty flashes, or Social Justice Warriors, it’s just that they are so uptight, they are fun to fuck with….

So I came across one in who went to her local march, not the Washington march, because that would be too much to ask of these self involved assholes taking their selfies….and googled her, found her personal site where her resume of work was, found her phone number an address and texted her pretending she was late for a clown fetish shoot….filled with midgets and a black lactating obese women who we called Sprinklers….well…not only did they not find me funny, but they turned this into a fucking trigger / safe space needing – abusive to women prank…and had their guy friends called me….names like faggot..saying they’ll rape my ass…because apparently they didn’t get the memo…which is calling a dude a faggot and threatening to rape them is as ok as calling a girl a whore…and raping her…at least in their world…

So I’m left confused…they fight for weird rights…call people out, yet are petty, racist, homophobes – not inclusive at all…and use words like faggot….they targeted me as a woman abuser, which isn’t entirely what a faggot would be, but I like to think I am equally abusive to everyone…not mention…my abusiveness is just jokes, not funny jokes, but I am too lazy to actually care about gay, black, asian, white, tranny, woman, lesbian…even though lesbians are the worst…but the idiots fucking care and are pretty irritating about it…making me no longer funny..

But at least Chris Brown is…

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Here are some stepLINKS…while I sext all girls….hoping for asshole pics…fingers crossed…

CNN Didn’t Censor Potty Mouth Madonna
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Rat Cow in Vogue Spain
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Bette Davis / Joan Crawford Series is Happening and their Feud was ICONIC….filled with great disses…
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Sir Ian McKellen’s Patrick Stewart Sign at the Women’s March
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Kite Surfer VS White Shark
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Pulling Crashed Car Out of Ditch
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Easter Eggs that Connect All Pixar Movies
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Nina Dobrev – LEGS
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Ginger Spice Face
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Stacey Dash – Fired
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Kate Beckinsale Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens – TUBE TOP
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Light Runner – Gets Instant Justice…..
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Nipples on Some Whore..
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1000 Degree Red Hot Rocket
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Dad Does Voiceover for Beauty Vlogger
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Under Water Lego Train
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Peyton Roi List is Hot
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Gold Digger Pokies
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Crushing 40,000 Gold Bar with Hydraulic Press
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Kristen Stewart – Of the Day
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Dashcam Accident at Intersection
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Famous Sone of Famous people Doing Modeling…weird
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The RAZZIES are Out
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Shay Mitchell – Black Dress
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Big Titty Bounce
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Hot Masturabting
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Miss Piggy has Fallen on Hard Times
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Reddit Chick and Her Tits
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Public Bathroom Party
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Hilary Rhoda in Some Boring Shoot
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Party Girl in a Party WOrld
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Redhead Strip
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6 Minute Orgasm….
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Carrie and her Underwear
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Helen Mirren – Naked Bathtub Dreams
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Insane Shotgun Stunts…
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2017

23

Jan

Eva Longoria Can’t Escape Being Mexican of the Day

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Eva Longoria always came across as bullshit to me. I didn’t find her all that hot. I was convinced she was a fair weather mexican, you know the kind of first generation immigrant who was raised so white and spoiled so hard, that she thought she was white and was humilated by her accented parents. The kind of Mexican who would vote for Trump because he represents the American dream they see in the movies. Who would hire Mexican illegals to do her gardening and housecleaning and who would eat Americanized Mexican food…just to fit in….except when it came to the casting couch…where bitch was Mexican as fuck to get the job….

But as much as she denies her Mexican roots, her body…can’t fight it’s Corn Tortilla destiny….

Girl is thick…I bed her black basketball husband who dumped her when she was fit would love this new, short legged, thick version of her…

But I don’t…

Those hips should lie…but I guess it’s hard when you’re in leggings two sizes too small..and you’re 30 pounds fatter than you were two years ago…but not in your tits…because MEXICO!

This is one woman’s march…that shoulda stayed off camera….back home…on the couch…eating cake or whatever we’re witnessing….

I mean…unless this isn’t fat and she’s just got into body building….heavy squatting, dead lifting, ready to Mexican wrestle…

Whatever it is…..it’s not very hot…

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2017

23

Jan

Iggy Azalea Proves Back Alley Ass Implants / Brazilian Butt Lifts Don’t Age Well of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s a digusting monster, and here is her weird ass implants she used as a marketing hook, looking totally terrifying…but that doesn’t matter, she’s famous and fucks black guys…they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, knocking up the white woman in question…

I am a fat hater when it comes to my wife or when it comes to women in the public figure, I don’t like the whole fat girl with confidence dynamic…it disturbs me…

That doesn’t mean I don’t sex with, jerk off to, look at fat chick tits in bikinis in awe…when I am around them in person…or talking to them…

When an erection is in hand, not that I get erections, but I am pervert who pretends I do…and when that erection or the idea of that erection is in hand…coupled with being drunk…I fucking love fat chicks, they serve their purpose, are ten time hornier…and do dirty fucking things..

But when they are famous fat chicks, or in this case, fat ass thanks to fat injections used as a marketing hook, because her hip hop talent just wasn’t there…their confidence, ego is all out of whack and it ruins all that is good about being an emotional eating, low self esteem, willing to fuck fat chick..

Well she’s in a bikini and I wouldn’t even call this a Fat Chick…I find it a terrifying botched plastic surgery chick more than anything….

This shit is MANGLED…what are we even looking at…it’s not human..Great ass implants bro…Not that Homie cares.

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2017

23

Jan

Britney Spears is Looking Hot of the Day

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Whenever I think of Britney Spears, I think of how good a job her handlers have done with her while protecting their invesment, because there was a time when she turned 18 and did a series of insane things…from K-Fed, creating a fantasy for mooches like me everywhere, shaving her head, getting fat and dumpy and all those good things….and they pulled the reins in, locked her down…and now she is older, a mom, pushing 40…and looks fucking great…fit…and amazing…and great…

I appreciate a little conservatorship, or abduction…up on a public and legal Emily Smart situation…and everytime I kidnap I woman I’ll be sure to use Britney as an example of how we can make this relationship work…

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2017

23

Jan

Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day

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Brad Cooper’s ex girlfriend who was a fake model, more a rich kid with the right group of friends, skinny, but dumpy despite being skinny, we call them SLIM FATS, I call her the gateway to her younger and hotter sisters, but either way, she still exists, she still tries to get out there in the paparazzi, she still fucks with actual celebrities, and in Hollywood, or acting across the board being full of shit, she gets work…

But I just see sloppy – sloppy seconds, even when showing her nipples….and just a bigger and better endorsement of why dude knocked up Irina Shayk…it’s like this one was fine at 20 when she looked 14 and spoke to pervert fantasies…but today..with nipples and all…she’s pretty fucking dull….

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2017

23

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Modeling of the Day

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Shay Mitchell took an outdoor shower – because she’s now a luxury traveler on her instagram – producing content like all these other luxury traveler instagram whores – only instead of doing it on some dude from Dubai who shits on her chest – she does it off her celebrity….because she’s on TV…has a big instagram following….and all these brands, hotels, airlines, want her audience buying their shit…leading to a pretty good life for an already rich kid from Canada…who like Drake, tricked America into giving her all kinds of money in their entertainment industry – despite Trump’s wishes…of making America great, giving America jobs, and other shit he’s fighting…despite his wife…your first lady being an import….who signed up for the nice apartment, purses, etc…and not this presidential shit…

Either way, Shay Mitchell back is as hot as the 1000s of other outdoor shower pics posted today but girls trying to become travel bloggers – but who don’t have the Shay Mitchell being on TV celebrity behind them….

Fascinating…if you can jerk off to a bitch having her pic taken while topless and showering…

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2017

23

Jan

Kylie Jenner Tits in a Lame Photoshoot of the Day

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Kylie Jenner has a mooch friend who takes slutty pics of her…and that mooch friend…just by being associated with Kylie Jenner has been able to take her instagram level photography to the fashion magazines that don’t actually care about content…but rather about followers, about who their friends are, and that’s really how it’s always been…

I feel like the quality of content 10 years ago was a little more scrutinized, meaning the friends of the famous people, were people with an actual skill, who were actually good, who had to put their money where their mouth is, and produce quality to get the respect….they may have been groupie, opportunist, suck up mooches…good marketers because people have always been half retard….but were more than just some garbage fame whore’s personal instagram photographer…

But I could be wrong….

I just know that if she was a real artist, this series would be more about Kylie’s asshole…something I’d actually want to see, not because it’s art…but because I like Horror….and gore…and assume that in her ass implant surgeries she had her asshole removed…to fuel making her ass itself bigger and bigger…like a water balloon filled with shit…

Fantasies.

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2017

23

Jan

Kirsten Dunst – Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst is at Sundance with her tits any 35 year old will remember loving for a period of time in the late 90s, maybe early 2000s, they were so big on her small frame…a magical titty experience…the Em Rat Cow of her generation – but more interesting….

Well, I guess she’s on a comeback tour, she’s made a comeback, she’s back in the mix and back on TV…

So despite not being a fresh face, or really anything fresh, if anything, has seen much better days, years, even decades…she’s old, tired, washed up…she’s been eaten up and spat out by the entertainment industry many times, leading to rehab at least once or twice, and for some reason, never to an orthodontist….and she’s rich and fucking amazing…

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2017

23

Jan

Memories of Jennifer Love Hewitt of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt lives…but she probably should just be a memory based on the sheer size of her….

The magnitude of her career, the skinny girl with big tits, who became the big girl with tits proportionate to the rest of her….

The thighs…that can crush watermelons – but not as much as they crush dreams…not to watermelon reference her big tits are useful now that she looks like a watermelon….not to mention….she’d rather be eating the watermelons…with deep fried with chocolate on them….watermelons….

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2017

23

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst…but This is porn to someone…

Someone with a foot fetish…because I can’t imagine anyone ever jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow…not her husband, her boyfriends over the years, not Brad Pitt, or whoever else this rich Hollywood brat has let in her like it was a Jade Egg, before she knew about Jade Eggs because she was just a rich kid party slut trying to figure out the best scam to feed her fucking ego…

But maybe there’s someone out there who’s jerked off to her…but I think the star of this shoot is her feet – and the only people who will care are a handful of women’s march girls who need a dick in their ass…and…they don’t matter to us…so it’s for the foot fetishists…

I wonder where those nasty little toes have been inserted over the course of her career…

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2017

23

Jan

Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day

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I don’t know when these Shakira pics were taken, I don’t know if they are of a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira that are what she currently looks like….I don’t know if they are a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira edited down, like they look like they are…there’s no way a 40 year old mom looks like this, but then again she is Colombian and they do rot better…so you never know….I like to think they are pulled from the archives and are just a version of her because she’s fat and eating cake in her castle somewhere…but whatever they are…they feature her bare feet and as someone who knows foot fetishists…and we all know how weird they are…making this better than spread open asshole pics of her….

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2017

23

Jan

Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day

This is porn to someone…

Someone with a Mexican celebrity from the 90s who was cast as the hot chick in everything she did – before making a bunch of babies to lock a dude in – but managed to maintain being hot – before turning into a billionaire but attaching herself to some brand that’s worth billions – despite being dog shit…

Kinda like her acting skills…dog shit…

Because life works out for people who are hot..

LOOK AT THAT MOM BODY GOOOOOOOOOO

Makes me want to breast feed…

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2017

23

Jan

Dioni Tabbers Topless Shoot for Nicholas Routzen of the Day

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Dioni Tabbers is apparently and actual model and who can really tell. With all these bitches protesting trump instead of focusing on the rich guys they fuck, marry, have kids with, because being a sugar baby no only leads to potentially being the first lady, but also comes with luxuries like nannies, maids, and chefs…allowing them to pretend to have purpose doing other thigns…

Sure, maybe Dioni Tabbers isn’ta sugar baby..but that’s doubtful, not only is she signed to TRUMP MODELS…the modeling agency your President uses to recruit blowjobs…an escort agency like all model agencies….but she’s also a model…

Showing her tits…

This is the model version of a tinder profile…in a LOOK AT ME…BOOK ME TO BE YOUR WIFE…

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2017

23

Jan

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid See Through in Paris for Fashion Week of the Day

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I know this isn’t about Trump, or the Women’s march…where women everywhere came together and were activists together because I guess it was more fun that doing the dishes, laundry, cooking dinner….

Where husbands everywhere were forced to eat take out, while listening to the women in their life spew some shit about equality…even though that’s got nothing to do with Trump, or the fact he grabs pussy, because clearly all these bitches like money, and having their pussies grabbed, making them seem totally delusional to pretend to be offended by it…but I guess delusion is the way things work….especially when actors, who are the most delusional greety, narcissist pigs, trying to relate to the people…terrible…

So the little pigs who objectify themselves, and know the value of tits, like Bella and Kendall thanks to their dads being well…not Kendalls, being rich guys who fuck hookers who become their moms…continuing to breed “look pretty, hang out with other rich people, enjoy life”…..

So mesh shirts…not telling trump to suck their dicks…as politics are always boring and tits aren’t…is what we should focus on…

Little rich slut…dreams..

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2017

23

Jan

Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless in an American Flag of the Day

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Freedom has been attacked, the site was hacked…probably by the same Russians who dictated your election win – according to all you protesting bitches…

But America, or this site, like Abbey Lee Kershaw..is not American….or that women’s march that was futile, except in making women feel like there are other whining women…who they managed to organize meeting….but will likely do nothing with other than whine, and maybe talk about boys with….

I think getting hacked must be part of that Women’s March…who hate people who celebrate sluts…like me….but that could be me being paranoid…sure women can organize get togethers…but can they inject my site with porn spam…I don’t know…I’m sticking to the Russians…

Sure this whole Trump is boring, despite impacting the world thanks to America being the center of the world until China and Russia take over…but I like to think all that noise doesn’t really matter…But a topless Australian in an American Flag dress does…today….and everyday…from this day forward…inspiring…

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