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2014

30

Sep

Natasha Poly Titties for Vogue Paris of the Day

Natasha Poly is a Russian mom…pushing 30…and she’s in a recent Vogue Paris shot by Mario Testino….and she is showing some tit, posing with her baby, because this is fashion motherfuckers…and I am impressed because she is looking better than 99 percent of mom’s out there, you know the kind with their flappy stomachs hanging over their pants, because they are too exhausted to hit the gym, as they struggle to carry their baby supplies into Stabucks to caffeinate – hoping to get through another day…you know the kind of moms who will never lose the weight, age 20 years…

I guess this says something about the resilience of a Russian people, or maybe of someone with lots of money…because she could have ended up a cam girl – and would probably still look as good in pictures…

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2014

30

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence Paparazzi Picture of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Jennifer Lawrence is far better at taking nudes.

Before the Nudes, she was one of the most overrated, overrated hyped, boring celebrities to win award after award…then I realized…shit this girl loves taking pics of herself, and she looked substantially better in those pics…making her suddenly matter. I judge all girls by their quality of nude.

Now she’s acting all scared of the paparazzi. It’s like girl, we’ve seen your ass get fingered, we’re all friends here, it’s no big deal…no need to hide…own your shit…like you owned those nudes…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Sep

Eva Mendes Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day

If the fact that Eva Mendes, the token hot hispanic girl who got naked in movies because it paid better than getting naked at Miami strip clubs, having a kid didn’t ruin Eva Mendes for you…

Maybe these shitty, low budget, garbage catalog pics will…it’s like she looks like shit – up on some flyer junk mail you only jerk off to because you are testing your masturbation capabilities…and new low level part time models are erotic enough for you

Or maybe they’ll excite you because they really show how desperate she is for money – work – etc.

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2014

30

Sep

Brooke Burns in Lingerie of the DAy

Brooke Burns is probably best knock for dating Bruce Willis….which at the time might have been a shocker because she was just a 26 year old Texan trying to make it in LA after Baywatch was cancelled…with no where to go but into the arms of a very rich and overpaid action star.

I don’t think she’s really don’t anything since Bruce Willis…but at least now she can be remembered for what really matters…lingerie pictures that may not even be of her…but that are probably to make her man happy – which is far better than being a street hooker….at least so I’ve heard.

Anyway, she may be 36 now, but welcome back Brooke Burns…there’s still hope for you

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2014

30

Sep

Dude Doesn’t Like Muslim Woman with American Flag Hijab and Other Videos of the Day

Nude Farmer Calendar

Naked Guy in Traffic Gets Shot 3 Times…

Brazilian 70 KG 3 Year Old Reminds Us to Love Our Body – No Matter What the Media Tells Us…Fat is Wonderful…He’s the Kate Upton of Brazil…

4 Cops Tip Over Suspect in a Port-O-Potty

Girls Fight in the Ghetto…

Granny on Crack

People Want to Legalize Incest due to Human Rights

Man Caught Under Bus – Probably Feels Like Anyone Who Fucks My Wife

Insurance Scammer of the Day is AMazing

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When sexting turned from “Do you want me to cum inside you”…to “Let me tell you all about my recent abortion where I watched the embryo die via ultrasound, that traumatized me enough to insist you wear a condom”….to finding love on TINDER…this is what I do with my spare time….

Top 10 Amanda Bynes Just Got Arrested for Attention
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Babes Tugging at Their Clothes
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Derryn Lester is Topless for Treats!
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Nerdy Bachelor Party
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Looks Rough
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The Cat Who Loves Being Vacuumed
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6 People in London Decided to Trade Their First Born Child for Free Wi-Fi
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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15 of the Most American Things to Happen
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20 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Kevin Durant
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Flexible People.
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Amanda Bynes in Lingerie for her Arrest
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Candice Swanepoel Hot in a Bikini
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2014

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a pic you’ll need to see from TomorrowLand…

That said….

I spent most of my day taking a break from all the vagina prospecting, to do something that I think is important, but more importantly something that I am passionate about….BUSH…

So I looked at pics of different species of human bush- from White, Black, Asian, Hispanic, Mexican…

I am like a scientist. The results are inclusive – I need a bigger sample size. So Send me some bush….or don’t…I don’t need you – I got my own bush supply…Assholes.

Top 10 George Clooney’s Wedding
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9 Nerdy Bachelor Parties…
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Arianna Grande Slutty Performance
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Amanda Bynes Got Arrested….
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Some Big Tits…Because People Like Tits…
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Too Young to do the Anaconda…
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Arianna Grande Shadow Nipple
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Arianny Celeste and Britney Palmer Hosting Bullshit
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Beiber Instagram’s Gomez’s Booty
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Jordan Carver VS Melanie Mueller…
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Model Wife Adam Levine in Animal Blood…
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UK “Model” Catfished by Pro Soccer Player
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13 GIFs to Fuck With Your Brain
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Kanye Grabbing Kim’s Huge Ass
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Links to Every Leaked Pic for The Fappening..
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Maitland Ward See Through Panties
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I Wanna Fuck Vanessa Hudgens
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Katy Perry is Dating Diplo
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Robert Pattison’s Fans Hate His New GF
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Weird Books that Exist…
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SkyMall’s Most Insane Garden Statues
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Eleven Year Old Shot Clubbing
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Girls in Glasses – To Protect Their Eyes from Cum Obvs
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This is the Longest Simpson’s Couch Gag
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Top 10 – The Koch Borther…
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Jimmy Fallon Turns Led Zepplin into a Doo Wop Singer
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Coffee Signs that Nailed It
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Japan Volcano
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Sarah Hyland at an Event Porn
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Avril Lavigne 30th Birthday
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Jessica White – Bikini Model – Who is Black
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Rihanna is Doing James Bond
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Amal and George Wedding Photos
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Stevie Nicks Admits she was Pregnant with Don Henley’s Baby…
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John Oliver on Drones
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Drake Emoji is a Tumblr Sensation…
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Stealing Food From White People
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Kelly Brook Big Fat Tits are Single
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Maitland Ward is a Half Naked Monster
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Megan Fox Mom Porn
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The World’s Hottest Comedian
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Top 10 Amanda Bynes Just Got Arrested for Attention
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Some Crazy Bitches from Amy’s Baking are At it Again
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A Bunch of Flexible Freaks
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Emily Browning Nude Hotel Room Video Leak
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Emily Browning Nude Hotel Room PICS
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If Only All Soccer Mom’s Looked Like This
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Some Greek Trash – Nipple Slip
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Stripping After Squash
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Today in Boob Massages
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Be a Healthy Fucking Drunk…
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Romantic Lesbians of the Day
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Cam Girl Milking…
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Pissing in the Supermarket
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Wet As Fuck Asian
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Russian Lesbians…
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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2014

29

Sep

Nicki Minaj “Alleged” Nudes of the Day

These pics could be of any light skin black girl…

I don’t want to sound racist or anything – like this isn’t an all black girls look the same – because obviously – if you get in line at walmart and cross reference this pic – you’ll know that’s a lie the KKK are perpetuating. No not all black people are Denzel Washington – not even Bill Cosby…

I don’t know who these pics are…because she cropped her head and identifiers out of the pic – like a smart girl taking pics of loads on her tits…

The rumor is that it is Nicki, but my anaconda just can’t be sure…partially because I’ve seen so many naked people in my life – in person, and it pics – they all kind of look the same…

Maybe I have low testosterone.


We’ll see if the lawyers send a takedown notice…we’ll know it’s her for sure…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

29

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski for Cosmo of the Day

Looks like she’s made it….

I am firm believer that acting requires no talent whatsoever. You just have to be some ego who really believes you have something to offer – and if you’re lucky the producers will think you do also…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she made the producers think she had something to offer, but simply making the public love her for her tits…that she put out there a lot and that were celebrated.

The rumor is that Kanye cast her for his music video, flew her around the world to fuck, linked her up with Treats! where she posed nude, got cast in the Music Video that changed her life, became household and now she’s in Cosmo like she wasn’t a fame whore getting naked to get famous, but rather like a genuine talent…

The line is so fine, as to whether your nudes will go viral and generate mainstream interest, or whether you’ll just end up in porn, but it worked for Emrata, so it could work with you, and the only way we’ll ever know if is you send me nudes.

Here are those pics for COSMO

BONUS – Here She is in Red at the Gone Girl Premiere – Because it is Her Big Fucking Day

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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