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2014

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

@msalii #twerking for train conductors on @cannon_show's birthday by @creepstreet

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I have a feeling that most girls who talk about anal have never had a finger / mouth / plug or penis up in their assholes. They are all Anal Posers. They just like saying it – but you don’t like doing it…and that’s where I come in…and change all that…

I also have a feeling most girls have never had an orgasm, that I can’t help with…but I know sex toys that can.

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Here are some stepLINKS…

13 Sexy Dog Costumes….
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Top 20 Creepiest Halloween Costumes
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A Bunch of Booty
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Mariana Goulart Topless Brazilian
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Jordan Katie Price is the Fucking Future
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Ikea Halloween…
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Lindsay Lohan Falls on her Face
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The Man Who was Arrested for Selling Ebola
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Miley Cyrus Eating Money
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Taylor Swift Legs…
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30 Most Amazing Halloween Mugshots….
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Princess in a Blue Dress
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Megan Fox and James Franco for Halloween
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Some Random No Name Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Liz is the Slut of the Day
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Cara Delevingne in a See Through Top
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Horrifying Halloween Make-Up that Will Scare You…
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Doutzen Kroes in a White Dress
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Sofia Vergara’s Big tits at an Event
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8 Unconventional Hats….
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Ariana Grande Does Kaballah Because God Hates Her Gay Brother..
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day
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Lea Michele’s Hard Nipples
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Kate Hudson Cleavage
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Molly Ringwald Lives and She’s Disgusting
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Adrianne Curry Naked
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Annie Lennox VS Beyonce
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Naked Glamour Model Named Sammy Braddy
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Keely Hazell in a Bikini
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Naked Victoria’s Secret Models
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J.Lo Booty Profile
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Gigi Hadid in Leggings
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Vintage Kate Upton Rookie Pics…
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Emma Watson Shows her Legs..
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Amber Rose as a Zombie
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Rihanna Leaves the Dentist
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Bethenny Frankel Humps Jamie Foxx
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Teens React to Teen Fashion
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12 People Stuck in Weird Places…
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Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy AVN Contest
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Top 15 Selena Gomez See Through Pics
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Upcoming Nude Scenes
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How Many Fingers can She Fit
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Megan Boone Sex Tape Leaked…
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The Three Titty…Chick
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Suck Them Tits…
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Naked With Glasses
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Katee Life…
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Greek Slut of the Day…
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Tied Up Girl Weirdness
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Fishnet Bait
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Weird Strip – Bush…
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

22

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Falls on Her Face of the Day

Lindsay Lohan fell.

It brought me great joy.

She’s been falling for the last 10 years, on the regular, if you were to google it you’d see her falling all over the place. Maybe her meds, drugs, drinking, starving herself make her dizzy, maybe she can’t handle the heels, I mean the one and only time I spent the night with her – she fell on her fucking face…but I didn’t see her drink, she just locked herself in the bedroom with her friend Juliette and railed enough cocaine to kill a small animal, but not enough cocaine to think that dancing to her music album in her heels and pajama pants was a bad idea….those were the days…2009…when I peaked..it’s been all downhill since…5 years of emptiness…but at least there’s still Lohan, living, alive, falling…amazing…

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2014

22

Oct

Courtney Stodden Naked for for Instagram of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this picture of her strategically – yet fully nude – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just perfect…sure I’d throw in more porn, but at the same time, she looks like a typical pornstar and that would just make her like everyone else, when the real allure is that she looks and acts it, but isn’t it, keeping me wanting more…

My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going…I guess I’ll just look at her instagram porn – because I can.

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2014

22

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Selfie of the Day

There’s something magical about seeing people taking selfies shamelessly in public. It’s just part of our culture and it happens almost everywhere you go. It’s the internet turning you into the inner narcissist you’ve always been. Forcing you to think people care about where you are, what you are doing, or every little bullshit thing you see….or think…it’s like a 24/7 reality show starring you..and I totally find it boring – until it ends in nudes and sex tapes…in which case…I find it amazing…

So here’s Alessandra, bikini model, taking a selfie, because she doesn’t do enough photoshoots, she isn’t on camera enough, and she needs to turn the camera on herself…you see because the people of instagram are just sitting there waiting to like the shit.

The world is fucking crazy….

Feeling the elements ?????????? #glamz @justinpurdue @kaylamichelehair #aunaturel #beautybythebeach #fashion

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2014

22

Oct

Selena Gomez Gets Tickled by the Dalai Lama of the Day

words of wisdom. #speechless

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People actually cared that Selena Gomez and Orland Bloom went to Vancouver Canada together, like they were a couple, because they may be a couple, as it ties in with the whole Bieber and Miranda Kerr having sex and destroying her already dead relationship with Orlando Bloom, thanks to years of being a slut.

But I think the pivotal moment in this spiritual journey they are on together…is when the Dalai Lama tickeled her chin, like she was a little pug puppy, or like he was showing her how he diddles vaginas but didn’t want to go their since he’s a spirtual leader and diddling vaginas in public, despite being amazing, would go against his teaching…even though you know as well as I do that if you were the Dalai Lama – all you would do with that title is rope in pussy…too weak and broken to realize that the spiritual spit you’re spewing is just talking to their insecurities and sadness…right…right..pray/prey on the weak…..amazing…but not as amazing as this pic of a young harlot being cleansed…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

22

Oct

Taylor Swift’s Butt Shot of the Day

I don’t know if the world needs any more Taylor Swift butt shots…but I guess the world in general doesn’t really need any more butt shots of anyone – even in this butt obsessed society…because butt shots are just a disctration of everything that is important in the world…

But I love butt shots, I like the fact that this butt has had so many penis in it, that it goes to the media to discuss how it is sexist to think any less of her for being a slut, because feminists hate slut shaming and it’s good to get those miserable fat chicks on your side…especially when said slut being shamed has found lesbianism…

I don’t know..Taylor Swift is a bit of a sham, a lie, a marketing campaign that worked and that spoke to people making her hundreds of millions of dollars…but more importantly, she has long legs, and is skinny…and butt or not…I don’t hate it. I just hate most of her music…especially the catchy ones I catch myself singing when I shouldn’t know they even exist…I feel so ashamed….

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2014

22

Oct

Anne Hathaway is Gothic and Dark of the Day

Anne Hathaway went to an event dressed like a Goth and I only really noticed because I like that everyone hates Anne Hathaway – enough that it makes her dress like a cutter…weirdo who you know is trying to draw attention to themselves with their weirdo horror obsession…so dark and suburban…

But more importantly, I like that more thought went into this outfit and look, than her Oscar winning performance that wasn’t Oscar winning worthy in Les Miserables…all she did was cut her hair and cry people…I mean every white girl who gets a bad hair cut cries…it was zero special…

Anyway – here she is being Halloween.

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2014

22

Oct

Racy Victoria’s Secret Campaign of the Day

Apparently this is Victoria’s Secret trying to speak to the fact that the internet has shifted the expectations people have of models and I guess even photographers…

You know since everyone is a model and a photographer…the higher concept shoots with nudity are all over the place and way more interesting to look at than their branded – commercialized – christian friendly shit…

It’s like fashion is supposed to be edgy and exciting – not photoshopped to shit and dull…so along with releasing a nude book of all their models with their main photog…

They’ve also got a little more creative direction in their campaigns…like this one Starring:


Candice Swanepoel, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt

Who are the best VS has to offer right now…at least Martha Hunt is…that girl is perfect…

Here are the pics – getting a little grimier than what we are used to…good.

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

22

Oct

Karla for Galore of the Day

Her name is Karla.

She’s not really a known model, but she is a signed model, which means I guess she’ll be popping up more and more as she builds up her brand and reputations and that’s why she’s in lingerie for my friends over at GALORE , who consistently make magic happen with some of the hottest girls around and for that…we must celebrate Karla and GALORE for all that they do…and as long as they keep on bringing the babes…I’ll keep on fantasizing about sweeping them off their feet with love songs, chocolates and anal play…because nothing screams love like anal play…

Karla…unlike so many Carla’s before you…like Karla Hamolka and Carla from Cheers…you’re amazing..

That’s all for now.

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