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2015

27

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through Fashion Show of the Day

Kendall Jenner did a runway had a see through shirt….because Kendall Jenner is a real model…and this is part of the plight of the model…even when they have trust funds and have no real need to be a model…other than to make their whore mother money by third-party whoring them out…thanks to making them in her whore womb…

It’s like this girl can do anything, she could inspire the youth, volunteer with the poor, yet instead she does campaigns for brands that overpay her thanks to her social media following…while complaining about boys and her range rover…that all these little followers look up to…the future is bleak…we are doomed…

But at least she’s showing nipple…kind of…because nipple is the future…or the now…and bush is the future…but nipple still has its time to shine…before bush takes the fuck over….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Mound of the Day

Taylor Swift wears 1950s style bathing suits, it’s one of her trademarks, she even sings about them, because she’s a self involved narcissistic cunt that was created by you, every last one of you, who buys into her bullshit….even though SHE WORE A BIKINI THE OTHER DAY

The nice thing about one-piece bathing suits, is not that they may make asses look fucking weird,

It’s that when you’re long torso like Taylor Swift, shit jacks up in your pussy so hard, you’re forced to show the world your massive pubic bone mound, something that is erotic to some of us who like cumming on skinny girl mound…but scary to others who see nothing but a mini muff gut…

Either way, you can see it from a distance…and I guess these are the trials and tribulations of being skinny…and this whole thing has been fascinating enough for me to want to kill myself.


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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

27

Jan

Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself…

Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent…

Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2015

27

Jan

Naomi Campbell for La Perla Fashion Show Pics of the Day

La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding….

Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing….

Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings….

Other models were there too…

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2015

27

Jan

Some Vogue Brasil Nipple of the Day

Zee Nunes is some photographer and here are a bunch of pics he took for Vogue Brasil….I don’t know who the models are, I don’t know what they are doing, I just know that there is at least one nipple…and one nipple is enough nipple…that’s a life lesson of the day….one nipple is enough nipple…I can’t believe this is my life.

Posted in:Vouge Brasil

2015

27

Jan

Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

I’ve never heard of Karen Alloy, but someone emailed me her pics, and she was naked in them, so I googled her and saw that she didn’t have any real following, so I assumed that this is the marketing strategy…the best kind of marketing strategy ever….so girls if you on the prestigious DrunkenStepfather…all you have to do is get naked…I am easy…

Posted in:Karen Alloy

2015

27

Jan

How to Be a Male Porn Star of the Day

In the event you’ve always wanted to become a male pornstar, despite your micro-dick, and the fact that girls don’t fuck you for free, if anything you pay girls to fuck, and the idea of you getting paid to fuck, unless it is for some kind of viral porn that makes fun of you, it’s not gonna fucking happen…but it makes for a good fantasy…here’s a tattooed dude asking porn people at the AVNs what it takes to be a male pornstar….it may sound like everyone is talking to each other through 2 cans with a string, but it’s still worth watching…

Posted in:Videos

2015

27

Jan

Sara Malakul by Death of Film of the Day

I assume you remember SARA MALAKUL LANE ….from all the big breasted, usually naked, half thai, not a tranny, but her father could be into trannies, I mean why else would he end up in Thailand knocking up locals back in the 80s….there must be something off with him…and that something is definitely not what his sperm creates….because what his sperm creates is fucking magical…and I am not the only one who thinks that…she just got cast as the main bitch in the new Kickboxer movie, starring Jean Claude Van Damme…which means she’ll be too famous for all of you pretty soon, but she’ll never be too famous for you to masturbate to her….

Here are some pics of her not naked, by DeathOfFilm, which may be challenging for you to get a boner to, but if you have any imagination, you can pretend she’s a teen runaway on the side of the road who needs saving because she just killed her family, and no one will miss her if she goes missing…That’s what everyone gets off to…right?

Follow her on instagram – 236,000 people do – HERE

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2015

27

Jan

Julia Pereira by Ricardo Penna of the Day

Her name is Julia Pereira , she’s the Brazilian Model who Victoria’s Secret robbed by not casting her in their shows, because I would argue that she’s substantially hotter than trannies Gisele and Izabel Goulart, who Victoria’s Secret blew the fuck up with their manly faces but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and the beholder for the most part is just influenced by the media and the pussy shoved down their fucking throat with infomercials…and I guess that’s why I am here…to find you new girls to get obsessed with, like this one…because Julia Pereira…is the future…so remember this name…or more importantly, this body.

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

27

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Fun of Her Fat Whore Self for T-Mobile of the Day

The fact that brands endorse this porn trash makes and not only encourage her to exist, but rather finance her life with these million dollar campaigns, would make me sick to my fucking stomach, but I don’t care enough about that, and if anything, I like knowing that society is fucking doomed…humanity is over…I find comfort in that.

I get it, people just want to monetize everything and anything and will use any gutter trash they can as long as that gutter trash has followers to get there. It’s like one talentless fame whore, who is an actual whore, there’s video proof endorsing big brands like T-Mobile, who won’t advertise on this site because it’s got nipple, but they’ll give this bitch, who gets railed unprotected by a dude in video millions… because these big brandsy are hypocrites…

All this to say…she’s the worst, T-Mobile are latching onto her and supporting her, and thus they are the worst too.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

27

Jan

Drunk Guy Sleep Walking and Other Videos of the Day

Patient and Doctor Fighting – Fall Down Elevator Shaft

Truck Accidents of the Day

Drunk British Pig

Chechen Guy Shooting Inside Living Room

7-11 is a Slice of Heaven

Naked Woman in a Gas Station

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

@ashleyinla has the tinder profile of champions

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I would probably wake up earlier if I wasn’t up until 4 in the morning watching some almost 19 year old girl stick things in her asshole on facetime from her fucking dorm room…

Or maybe I wouldn’t…it’s just you gotta take advantage of hibernating in snow storms that people get 300 dollar tickets for leaving their heated, netflix and internet wired houses that have ample snacks and even hot cocoa during….because seeing mainstream media reporting the snow removal for a Canadian who lives this life…is a fucking joke…

Either way, it’s still morning to me.

Virtually Reality Porn Reactions
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Girls Tugging At Clothes…
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A Bunch of the Miley Topless Pics
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Goldie Hawn Whoring Out Kate Hudson’s Ass at a Party Like She Did When Kate was a Little Girl…
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The YETI Roaming Around Boston is Amazing
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Pics From the Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Ad
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Karlie Kloss Nipple
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Dick Lip Stick
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Teacher and Student Dance
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Kerrie McMahon is the Random Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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Fantastic Four Trailer
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Scientology Ruined Tom Cruise’s Marriage
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Kim Kardashian Makes Fun of Herself for T Mobile
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I Don’t Know How this is Blizzard Porn…But it Is
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Jan

Heidi Klum Lingerie Model of the Day

Heidi Klum still has a body that is amazing to look….german human engineering…I guess…thanks World War 2 Nazi war camps…

But what I really wonder if parts of her we aren’t seeing…namely those parts in her panty…have withstood the hard weather conditions of Seal’s dick ravaging her with all kinds of babies….vaginas are designed to stretch, at least that’s what I tell girls on snapchat I want to see fuck beer bottles…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2015

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Whenever I go to the laundromat to was my wife’s soiled underwear, I’m talking stains no one should ever see, smells no one should ever sell, possibly fabric that should go into quarantine….I stare at all the trash that surrounds me….and think….how long it would take to die in the dryer

If you’re in New York….getting slammed with slow…be sure to stock up on your artisanal you bourgeoisie fucks….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Porn Interview with Julia Ann
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Drake is Sending Arab Pornstar Instagram Messages
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Celebrate Australia Day with Miranda Kerr
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Fake Tits in a Little Bikini of the Day
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Alexander Skarsgard and Margot Robbie are Doing It
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney is the Fucking Worst
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits
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Natasha Galinka is Amazing
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Miss Colombia is Your New Miss Universe
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Booty of the Day
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Margot Robbie is Fat
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Latest KFC Meal is Amazing
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Best Vines of January
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Tammy Lynn Sytch Naked
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The Cast of the Jersey Shore: Then and Now
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Nadia Forde’s Cameltoe
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Blind Woman Sees Baby for the First Time
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Charli XCX in Concert…
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Musicians Whose Grammy Wins Boosted Their Careers
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So Many Huge Tits
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How Much Snow it Takes for a Snow Day
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Zach Galfinakis Doesn’t Look Like Zach Galfinakis
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The Many Epiphanies Of Jessica Fletcher to Rape Your Brain…
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Girl Fails
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Kim Kardashian’s Weirdo BTS Pics
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Justin Bieber if Flexing for the Mirror
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Rosamind Pike’s Crazy Dress
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Hailey Baldwin’s Hot 18 Year Old Stephen Baldwin Ass
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Ariel Winter Tits!
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Full House Cast Sing Theme Song
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Charli XCX Pokies
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Sex Ed Teacher of the Day
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Alyssa Miller in Lingerie
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Sofia Vergara’s Got Big Tits
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Miss Lebanon is Not Happy About Miss Israel
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Jennifer Aniston’s Screen Actor Guild Tits
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Dog VS Seal
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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The 2015 AVN Awards
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Hilary Duff in Tight Jeans
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Dude Finds a Rare Watch at Goodwill for 6 Dollars…Sells it for 35k, Still Looks Like a Hobbit
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Join The RubberClub!
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Old Man Working on his Tan in the Most Disgusting Way
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Catfight Breaks Out in Pottery Class
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Masturbating with a Brush
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Greek Babe of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Redhead Strip on the Stairs
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Amanda Peet Topless!
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Naked Babe Tyra with Big Tits
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Kayslee Collins is Perfect….
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Bartender of the Day
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Girlfriend Pranks Boyfriend by Pepper Spraying Toilet Paper
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Busty Strip
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Totally Legit Looking Emma Stone Sex Scenes
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Shocking Japanese Meal of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

26

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Thigh Gap in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is a hot bodied mom, who you may remember as being an it girl everyone wanted to have sex with, despite being Mexican, before settling down and becoming a billionaire with a brand of organic baby products…and I guess whoring herself out to endorse products for money is pretty much her thing…and these bikini pics of her from her instagram, the thigh gap one has since been removed, because I guess she is not relatable to all the fat moms pushing 40 who love her, and give her money, but that thanks to the internet will live on forever…

I mean this body…is crazy…

Posted in:Jessica Alba