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2016

31

May

Lea Michele’s Man Face Boy Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Could Lea Michele be pregnant….is that what a girl mourning the death of her fake fiance who died of a drug overdose when she was probably back home fucking her actual boyfriend in season 6 of GLEE….

Or is she a dude, without WOMB, who is just getting a beer belly because that’s what happens to 98 percent of men when they become old, irrelevant and leave the glory days behind them…it ususally happens with marriage, but it also happens with extreme laziness from giving up on life…

Either way, she’s in a bathing suit and at least she’s not the cast member from GLEE who is getting charged with KIDDIE PORN…like a fucking sick, mentally disturbed, sexual deviant you’d expect to be on a show like Glee…you know fully molested by your dad and directors and producers for the Hollywood dream…because Hollywood is a terrible fucking place…filled with EVIL…and Lea Michele in a Bathing suit rocking an awkward body…

Upon closer look – I don’t see a dick….but I do see a non existent ass with a tattoo and I like it…even though I’m not a Lea Michele fan and never will be…

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2016

31

May

Bella Thorne Crotch Shot of the Day

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I am surprised that Bella Thorne didn’t whore out Memorial Day harder than she did.

According to her like, she’s young, she’s eager, she’s ready, she’s energized, but I am convinced she could be 40…mainly because it makes for a good storyline…just a more interesting storyline than another girl with stage parents who got into Disney because of their mom’s relentlessness, desperation and want for a better life for the family of 12 – without actually working – because their egos make them feel they deserve so much more….now turning to social media to lock down that relevance – where she’s done a series of as many half naked images as possible – without being officially slutty…but still being slutty – making dudes everywhere, mainly 40 year olds with kids who watch the show she’s on, freak the fuck out – because her body is hot..it’s 18…and it’s non-offensive redhead…the kind of redhead Archie wanted to fuck, not the kind of yellow toothed, red eyed ginger with orange hair that made you want to throw up, especially when they ate cheetos that matched their hair and got that dust Britney Used to Snort all over their hands and mouth…repulsive…

I expected more than this crotch shot – but still like the crotch shot…

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2016

31

May

Maria Menounos Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Since Maria Menounos is greek, I don’t know if we can call her ass her ass or if we have to call it a vagina – since every greek woman I’ve had sex with has lived up to the legacy of their historical and cultureal commitment to anal sex….from philosophers and great thinkers banging young boys they taught…to the ghetto diner owner’s daughter…anal sex is as greek as Souvlaki…and if you’ve ever fucked a real greek girl she’ll ask you to use olive oil as lube, like it’s one of their grandmother’s tradition passed on generation to generation, or they’ll just let you go in raw – becuase all the olive oil they eat keeps their assholes well lubricated…

Someone should do scientific research on this, because I swear, it’s fact…

Maria Menounos is not interesting, she’s just a failed celebrity who ended up in a cheesy entertainment show, but she is household as a name – to perverts who had to watch the show…Mary Hart to this generation of perverts…but she’s pushing 40 and like all greek women in their 40s…her ass is fucking huge and that alone is more than enough to stare at…

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2016

31

May

Andreea Diaconu Naked for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is hot…

She’s Romanian, and unlike my Romanian friend growing up, she doesn’t have a 14 inch penis that he used to pull out at the alcohol store as ID when we underage and didn’t have fake ID ….

She was scouted at 11…which sounds totally wholesome…and totally fucking perverted, but in Romania, they make their own laws…and I guess it worked out nicely with her…from Victoria’s Secret to Vogue…this bitch matters…at least more than most Romanian whores who end up dead in the back of some truck being smuggled out of Romania….gypsies…

She’s in Vogue, she’s showing tits…way better than scamming in a caravan park in Easter Europe, but not quite as good as being a call girl..she’s on the wrong spectrum of pay by the hour…because she gets paid by the hour….and probably sucks dick to the right person hiring her but not in the right way….you know to feed addiction or pay rent / baby formula…but in the career advancement way – which sucks…but these pictures don’t…

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2016

31

May

Chole Grace Moretz is a Hillbilly of the Day

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Super famous working actress Chloe Grace Moretz dressed like a Beverly Hillbilly and posted it on her social media…I figure it is one of her better pictures because we don’t have to see her shitty tits that David Beckham’s son cums all over, and we can focus on the farmer’s daughter fetish with think of when we see this Moretz…who isn’t a farmer’s daughter – but rather a plastic surgeon’s daughter – from Georgia who allowed her to live the actor life – because that’s what upper middle class rich people do…they finance their kids to do bullshit and sometimes it works..

I know there are a lot of Chloe Grace Moretz pervert fans out there and this probably really excites you…so if it makes your life better, it makes me feel like I’ve done my job, despite being unemployed and having terrible work ethic…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

31

May

Victoria Justice & Madison Reed in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Victoria Justice has a great fucking body….she’s with her sister “Madison Reed” in TULUM for these unstaged social media pics to keep you all remembering who Victoria Justice is…

For those of you who aren’t perverts who watch shows for pre-pubescents, she was the star of some show called Victorious – a show that created a bunch of these young whores creepy dudes a lot that are dads jerk off to – including Ariana Grande – the worst human ever, and it’s safe to say this bitch probably hates Grande more than any of us, since Grande is more famous and successful than her, despite the show she came up on being named after this one! OMG! THE DRAMA…

She’s got a great, fit, young, lean, amazing body, and I don’t really give a fuck about more than just these pics…there are hot chicks everywhere…why feed the egos of this shit

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2016

31

May

Hunter King’s Humping an Inflatable of the Day

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Hunter King is some Soap Star chick from Young and Restless – she’s now on some Colin Hanks show – but her best work is humping an inflatable shaped like a giant rubber ducky because there’s such an obscure fetish in this…that I can’t ignore it..not to mention – after creeping on her instagram – she’s pretty hot – so take it all in – because she’s not about to take your pervert ass in….that vagina is reserved for rich and famous people who can help her career….that person isn’t you – but that doesn’t mean you can’t chronically masturbate to her self produced fetish pics and videos…

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2016

31

May

Jena Goldsack in Bathing Suits for Some Magazine of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Jena Goldsack, but I know one thing about her and that is that her name doesn’t do her justice, in reality her name is more what she’s looking for in a man, that’s the whole reason she’s modeling, if you don’t have a gold sack that cums gold, you best keep on moving because bitch is a published model and that has value, increases rich guy stock while allowing them to have the life their entitled, egos think they deserve…

So Goldsack’s lookin’ for Goldsack to ejaculate in what she considers her Goldsack so that she can make babies and be set for life…

What the fuck kind of name is Goldsack….I’ve never heard it before, but I guess I’m not paying attention to all the important self proclaimed models, or the “signed” models…since she’s got 94,000 followers ….

I’m following her now though…she’s fucking great….

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2016

31

May

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue Paris of the Day

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I love this Edita Vilkeviciute,photoshoot – that makes me ask the very important question of where would we be in this world without Eastern European girls…in both mainstream and porn…they are by far the most substantial looking, the more dead on the inside, the most soulless and opportunistic but so fucking hot while they do it..

Now I don’t even like Edita Vilkeviciute or her constant titty shoots, if you asked me who my favorite model was – I doubt Edita Vilkeviciute, would even come to mind – because all these bitches are interchangeable…but that doesn’t mean she’s not fucking incredible…

I think it’s proof that communism works…just camp the uglies, breed the hot, and win….even though they kind of lost, but the world war hasn’t ended yet – there is still hope for the iron curtain…

Sex worker human trafficked or not – we can still jerk off to her..because she wants you to…

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|SFW

2016

31

May

Frida Gustavsson Tits Eating Strawberries of the Day

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Frida Gustavsson is in this issue of Eurowoman Denmark whatever the fuck that is…she’s some Swedish titty model who you aren’t supposed to think is a titty model because she’s in all kind of fashion magazines making her titties non pornographic or desperate but rather art…

It’s all about how you spin them tits, not that I ever get to spin tits, I once convinced a girl to put tassels on her tits and spin them…it would have been better if she wasn’t 250 pounds who thought she was a 100 pounds…those burlesque girls from the late 90s were the fucking worst..not that that has anything to do with this Frida Gustavsson and her titty modeling – you know just living…more accomplished than any of us…which is remarkable considering that based on her tits alone…which is what I base all female worth on – she’s not that great..

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2016

31

May

DrunkStepfather Memorial Day Snapchat Takeover of the Day

Her name is MARLENA POSA and she decided to do a DrunkenStepfather Snapchat takeover.

My snapchat is DrunkStepfather, you can scan this pic:

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I realize that snapchat is the future, but I still hate all social media, I see people snapping their lives, and watching everyone’s bullshit life, and the whole thing is a huge waste of fucking time….but the kids fucking love it and I love getting my girls to get in bikinis and convene with you perverts outside of the site – because I am a modern day Patch Adams – making your shitty life better….

Follow DrunkStepfther on snap…it’s not the future, if anything it’s outdated with some old timer trying to navigate the new media landscape for the pussy…but it still happened – watch.

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2016

31

May

Jessica Simpson’s Memorial Day Tits of the Day

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Remember Jessica Simpson for Memorial Day – showing you all that is right with America, that a woman with a pervert dad with GOD on his side can become a billionaire all while being dumb as fuck – all because of these big veiny, recently fit, old, mom massive tits…with a surprisingly flat weight watchers sponsored stomach…

This is the American Dream…in action..so fertile…reminding me of everything wrong in my life because my fat wife is a morbidly obese woman with small tits…not a fat chick who managed to keep her tits after losing the fat tits….and the last natural tits I’ve grabbed were so long ago as all strippers I pay are implants…what a tease.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

31

May

Kefera Buchmann Topless on Snapchat of the Day

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Kéfera Buchmann is a a Brazilian actress, youtuber and comedian….apparently….

She’s got 6.9 Million Followers on her Instagram …. and she’s not even that hot…we can assume its because the general public has ZIKA virus and their small brains can’t help buy buy into her…

I’ve never been to Brazil, but I know it is the land high AIDS rate and TRANNY prostitute availability makes it a place you probably don’t want to find yourself…it’s the reason AIDS has been included in some famous PORN scenes…not to mention I visit LIVELEAK daily (click stepNEWS in the header) and all the most fucked up murders happen in Brazil…but that doesn’t mean it’s not amazing…

Like you, I have been fed that Brazilian models with nice round ass, who may or may not have penis, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret team loving their asses..so I am a believer, even if this Kefera Buchmann is not that exciting – even in her “scandal” for more press, because what the hell else is there to do when you’ve already got 6.9 Million followers..

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2016

31

May

Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day

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Someone just emailed me this picture of Selena Gomez’s shirt evaporating, obviously created by some nerd who wishes his superpower was vaporizing shirts, but more importantly, created by some guy who sat at hime and colored her shirt to skin color….taking the liberty to decide what her nipple color is…and belly definitions is…probably took dude a couple of hours, but even if it took 30 seconds, shit is creeepy as fuck…so creepy that I have no choice but to post it and support this behavior…

It’s like keep the predators off the street and put them behind computers making porn out of their favorite celebs they obsess over…

Seriously, whoever made this is someone you don’t want to let babysit your kids…

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2016

31

May

Natasha Poly and Other Models are Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day

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Natasha Poly is a Russian model, not a whore, stop thinking like that…you asshole…

If this was 1985 communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….forced to fend for herself at the age of 12, because both her parents died of hypothermia in a work camp taking our heroine on an international whirlwind life in the sex trade….suckin’ dick internatiomnall for the mob…until realizing they could make her a model…I would be more into Natasha Poly…

But the real story is that started modeling in 2004, she is married…which kinda makes her really fucking boring…at least to me…because rich chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns to seem busy or productive….isn’t really all that inspiring to me….

I like my girls more broken…and desperate…down on their luck and hungry..

So here she is in VOGUE representing nothing good…because I think the focus should always be on the actual whores who don’t make it…they have more personality, substance and edge…

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