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2014

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve realized that girls are as slutty as guys…at least on tinder. None of these girls want conversation, they don’t want to get to know me, they don’t want to go on adventures, they don’t want to give me nudes, so I can evaluate their vaginas on my vagina criteria…they just want to meet in a random place and fuck…The world is oversexed…I dig it…I feel like I’m part of the problem…

But then again, maybe I’m dealing with girls who like 47 year old married guys in a mask…it is kind of weeding out the normals. I mean I even tell these girls “I may be a serial Killer”, which I am not, but they don’t know that…and they say good…making me think they may be serial killers…

Either way, Here are some stepLINKS…while I plan which tinder chick I’m going to bone or be deboned by

Piper Perabo’s Insane Wedding Dress
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Thigh Gaps!
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Tuscan Street Car has a Great Slogan
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Tulisa Contostavlos Punched a Blogger for Posting a Blowjob Video of Her – That I ALso Posted – With a Link to Said Blow Job VIdeo…
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Rihanna Ruined Jay-Z’s Marriage
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66 Yard Field Goal
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Wendy Has Ebola
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The Simpson’s/Family Guy Crossover Preview
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“Famous” Cosplay Girls at Comicon
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Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
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Gal Gadot as Wonderwoman for the Nerds
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Some No Name in a Bikini
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Kimberly Garner in a Bikini
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70 Musician Turned Actors
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Lindsay Lohan Blow Job Lips In Full Effect
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Christopher Meloni Showing Off His Dick
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Lily Allen Nipple Slip
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The Jennifer Lopez Birthday Cake is Hilarious
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Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Cara Delevingne Wore Fur to an Animal Fundraiser
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Slut of the Day
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Rumer Willis Got Hot
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Selena Gomez Upskirt
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Hottest Chess Player
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Rallycross with Tanner Foust
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Julianne Hough Does the Splits
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Paralyzed Bench Presser of the Day
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Sophie Simmon’s Fat Ass in a Thong
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Katy Perry GIFS
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The Worst Sequels of All Time
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Jennifer Lawrence Bullshit
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Selena Gomez Shows Skin
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I’d Fuck That Ass
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Scientifically Accurate Sonic the Hedgehog
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Freaky Jennifer Nicole Lee Working Out
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Fancy Fucking Ice Cream
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Sharon Stone Pokies!
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Breaded Cats is a Weird Meme
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Nude Models in Pret-A-Porter
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Scarlett Johansson Cleavage!
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13 Crazy Animal Tongues
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Charlize Theron – Engaged
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Vanessa Hudgens in Some Awesome Shorts

Corrupt Coloring Books...
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Fuel Truck Makes a Sharp U-Turn
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Rice Crispies New Treats are the Same as Cat Treats…
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Pam Anderson’s Ass Crack
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Kim Kardashian has Fucked Her Brother
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Gets Her Hair Shaved Off – Weird.
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Nice Cucumber
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Hot Topless Model
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Library Cam Girls
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Webcam Strip in a Ghetto Ass Living Room
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Naked Chicks Taking Pics of Each Other
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ATM Robbery Fail
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Drunk Man VS Bull
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Naked Chick Playing Tennis
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Mustang Drivers are Dickheads!
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Man in a Hawaiian Shirt Goes Crazy
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Naked Chick in the Dessert
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Jul

I Approve of Vanessa Hudgens’ Shorts of the Day


I realize that I should probably start leaving the house and doing something called living, you know rocking’ my own life…because the highlight of my day is Vanessa Hudgens in these shorts and I don’t even give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens. I find her some ethnic looking pudgy thing that barely has any talent or redeeming qualities. The kind of girl who is just riding being cute in her youth with a little edgy slut kick that lead to her releasing nudes…but for some reason, a reason I call short, tight, shorts…I am in love…at least with the idea of Vanessa Hudgens. I want to sing her hairy little cooch love songs…but in my defence…I love all hairy little cooch…so maybe it’s got nothing to do with Vanessa Hudgens…just with everything she represents…and in reality, my life is depressing whether Vanessa Hudgens shorts are the highlight of my day or not. Take it all in.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

28

Jul

Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Shoot of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some implant rocking, bikini clad, Canadian who managed to get on TV once and who now has enough money and a work visa to stick around LA and try to get on TV again. It may happen, it may not, but in the downtime she’s co-ordinating self shot bikini photoshoots, proving that you don’t need a photographer to take pics of you when no one cares…you can do it yourself and some asshole with a website will post it like it matters or like it is news even though this motherfucker hardly knows who Jessica Lowndes is, I just need to support my fellow countryman – even if she escaped the first chance she got to live the American dream…when it all collapses and no American is willing to marry her for citizenship…she’ll be right back where she started, on Canadian TV, which is the equivalent of being in nothing at all since no one ever sees it..but based on these fake tits should…so my advice to her is before giving up, turn to porn. I’m down to watch this fuck go down.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

28

Jul

Genevieve Morton Hosts Vegas Pool Parties of the Day

Genevieve Morton is some fat Sports Illustrated model people get mad at me for calling fat…even though she is fat…I mean even she knows she’s fat…otherwise she’d wear a two piece and her gut that’s hanging out wouldn’t be there….

She reminds me of Miss Piggy. A South African Miss Piggy, who like all other White South African’s is really nice to black people. You know, the kind of girl raised with good morals and values when it comes to slavery…

She’s on some “Get famous now or never” kick and she’s done one or two campaigns, which is more than she’s ever done before. She’s hosting pool parties in vegas and she looks like sloppy shit doing it…but people seem to like her massive tits, without realizing she’s got a massive everything else…

She’s the worst.

TO SEE THE OTHER PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

28

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Titties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan brought her tits in some silky almost sheer top without bra to some event called – Weisses Fest 2014. Sounds like a Nazi Party…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Lohan looked better than ever – but that the other girls in attendance looked better than Lohan….

I am more a fan of Lohan, I believe in her making a comeback and winning an Oscar because the Oscars are fucking joke but I still think she’s a horrible fucking person…with no soul or respect or decency…but so many other people are shitty too…

I don’t really give a fuck about her tits anymore either, I mean she’s old…but I a into this picture of her riding her jet ski into the sunset she posted on instagram ….it is so poetic….like the closing frame of a Warner Bros cartoon of a motherfucker walking ingot he sunset…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

28

Jul

Toni Garrn Bikini Action of the Day

Toni Garrn is a German model who travels in a bikini with Leonardo DiCaprio. I don’t know if that makes her an escort, I assume she’s getting paid for this, but maybe not directly, and only in PR hits.

I know hookers and hookers love to be referred to as models that you are hiring to spend time with…and the sex is just because they pretend they are feeling you. I just assumed it was a loop hole in the law…but what the fuck do I care…the hookers I fuck are like 5 dollars a hand job…

That said, I have heard endless stories that Leonardo is a poofter. A queen. A queer. A faggot. A homo. A fudge packer…whatever you want to call a motherfucker into dudes…which I guess would be better off called a daddyfucker. But maybe those people are just jealous of his boyish good looks, his extreme fame and wealth and the amount of girls he’s pulled without even trying…even though being Jealous of Leo is prett fucking pathetic of anyone…make your own money loser.

So I don’t know what this arrangement is. Maybe he’s stuck with the german because the scent of poo reminds him of the sex he actually likes as he shits on her to make himself feel better. Maybe he sticks big things in his ass…or maybe she’s just for show…

Ultimately – who cares. His life is better than yours. He’s a fucking yacht in the Mediterranean with models…you’re unemployed with a fat wife…and if anything he’s giving you a gift with these pics. Something to jerk off to…and there’s very little wrong with that.

If I was Leo, I’d keep my models in a cage in the basement, like fighter dogs…keep em hungry so they act on their best behavior…since he’s proven one thing…they are interchangeable if they act up.

Here she is floating in the water…if you squint you can see the bikini riding up her twat…probably something Leonardo never does…you know because she doesn’t have a dick…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2014

28

Jul

Francia Raisa in a Bikini for her Birthday of the day

I have no idea who Francia Raisa is. I just googled her and apparently she’s been in a bunch of low level shitty projects that I guess made her relevant enough for someone to email me her instagram pics…that someone I can only assume is her PR team…hoping that her wearing a bikini will get her noticed finally…I mean she was in Bring It On…the 10th movie in the franchise..not the one Kirsten Dunst was in…or was it Eliza Dushku, either way she’s not Kirsten Dunst or Eliza Dushku…she’s on some bootleg level and she just celebrated her birthday in a bikini and it seemed like a horrible fucking time…one of the shittiest parties in the history of shitty parties…but she called the paparazzi to be guests which doesn’t make her desperate or anything at all…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Francia Raisa

2014

28

Jul

Audrina Patridge Fails at Cosplay of the Day

If you remember who Audrina Patridge is, then you may have never asked yourself “I wonder what happened to Audrina Patridge”…you just assumed that with all reality stars except maybe the Kardashians, she fated into obscurity, or maybe, she just hit rock bottom…

I mean sure she’s going to always make money, or have money with residuals and investments her business manager set up for her…but in terms of fame and relevance..she’s fucking nothing…even if she is able to support her boyfriend financially…

Well, it turns out that if you thought she hit rock bottom, but weren’t too sure, here is the proof that she did hit rock bottom this past weekend – at Comicon…where she did some Cosplay shit which screams “remember me, remember me, remember me”…Cosplay shit that wasn’t erotic or that didn’t bring out and fantasies in anyone…but just Cosplay that looked like it was from a porn set where she just got cummed all over…

Either way…it’s safe to say…she’s done…if you didn’t think she already was done…

TO SEE THE HIGHLIGHT OF COMICON WAS JESSICA ALBA – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2014

28

Jul

Some Models in La Perla Lingerie of the Day

La Perla is a more luxurious version of Victoria’s Secret that I wouldn’t really be surprised to find out is actually a division of Victoria’s Secret, because if I was Victoria’s Secret, I would branch out from my sweatshops that I own overseas and develop my business by creating signature brands for celebrities and models that they’ve created…I would manufacture for all the competitors at a lower cost than what they would pay, since Victoria’s Secret has a corner on the market..I would do high end and low and pretty much just fuck everyone out of their underwear money…getting richer and richer and richer…

That said, La Perla may not or may not be Victoria’s Secret, it is marketed much sexier than Victoria’s secret, their current campaign, although black and white and I hate black and white…is all fucking high end and awesome to look at..

Now I don’t know if you can jerk off to this, but I probably can. I’ll keep you posted. homo.

Posted in:Fashion