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2015

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just saw a 40 year old woman getting fingered by a dude while walking down the street. The dude wasn’t going as deep as he could in her pants, he didn’t sniff or suck his fingers, making the whole thing useless..

Not that it matters…whenWhat it comes down to is that no one sees the bright side of rape, it’s like when else can a white girl get railed by 8 dudes running train on her in a back alley, and have a good excuse for it….you know to not come across as the sexual deviant who lke having dudes run train on her in back alleys…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Huge Tits
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Jon Hamm Side Cock
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Kaley Cuoco Flashing Abs…..
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Katie Holmes and her Alien Daughter
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A Bunch of Celebs had TUNNELS to the Playboy Mansion
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Random Slut in a Bikini….
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Hayley Atwell See Through..
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Coco and Her Sister is Amazing
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Some Chick Named Janel Parrish at the Beach in a Bikini
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Ryan Reynolds as Burt Reynolds in His Super Hero Outfit…
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Rihanna Cleavage
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Kung Fu Master
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The Weatherman’s Coat Hanger
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Some Naked Actress…
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Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits in a See Through Top
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Minka Kelly’s Butt in a Dress
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ALessandra Ambrosio Cleavage
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Mariah Carey is Fuckign Brett Ratner
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Harvey Weinstein Groped a Chick
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Minka Kelly Thong
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Monica Bellucci’s Old Neck
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Ariana Grande on All Fours GIF
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Chicken and Waffle Cone at the Astros Game…
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Kirsten Stewart is Gay Married
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Tom Brady PLays Basketball with Jordan in BAhamas…
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Towing Cars in Russia…
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Liam Hemsworth’s 1990s Hair
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Sofia Vergara’s ASs in Jeans
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Selfies of the Day
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Mariah Carey Bikini
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Teacher Tried to Bang 11 Year Old
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Japanese Help the Disabled
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Scuba Orgy
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Some Big Fucking Tits…
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Bijou Phillios Playboy 2000
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Titty Dance…
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Naked Greek Slut…
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Pissing Off the Roaches
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Woman Wants a Cigarette
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Pinned Tit
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Public Sex
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

30

Mar

Kylie Jenner Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is up on some Amber Rose kick, which I guess is up on some Kim Kardashian kick, you know being the hip hop groupie who looks like this obscure waist to hip ratio, even cartoony waist to hip ratio, that she takes selfies of and exploits on the internet, because at 17, she’s been around this world forever, and knows how it works, and really where’s the harm in posting bikini pics, especially when you’ve got a body like this…a body that in time will turn into some dumpy pile of shit, because there are just too many moving parts with her young, fast, daughter of an Athlete turned Woman, parts…

But the good news, as her sister before taught her, there’s always angles and surgeries to make you look like plastic Miami trash back-up dancers for music videos…stars of sex tapes getting railed by huge black cock…

I’m into it…and so are you..

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2015

30

Mar

Bar Refaeli In Marie Claire Mexico of the Day

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I guess Bar Refaeli still exists…I just figured that she fell off the map and moved back to Israel after the whole Leonardo DiCaprio thing fell apart…because she is one of the chosen ones and doesn’t need America’s support or approval..

Or maybe, she was just getting old, tired and burnt out by getting paid 100k to do nothing all day but show up at a studio and pose…and she just had enough of it…even if it’s not like a jew to turn down money…making me think…maybe she wasn’t being offered money…because when you’re not good enough for Leo, you’re not good enough for brands…so she went and started her own….enterprising…

And now she’s doing obscure market magazines, working her way back in, now well into her 30s…and I guess it’s not all that bad…

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2015

30

Mar

Miley Cyrus Beer Showers a Bootleg VS Model of the Day

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Miley Cyrus’ new BFF, is some bootleg VS model, who makes no sense as a VS model, not that VS has any real clout anymore, and are struggling to cooler instagram brands, but pulling some random hipster chick in and giving her their stamp of approval is just weird as fuck, she must be connected, or at least is now…hanging out with Miley and maximizing it in bikini doing Beer bottle “facials”….but not on her face…

It’s a little erotic, but would be better…if she was actually built less like a little boy and/or she was sitting on Miley’s face while doing this…but it’s still good enough…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

30

Mar

Demi Lovato in a Bikini of the Day

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I thought Demi Lovato was a lesbian, partially because a reliable source told me that she has a sex tape with Miley from when they were underage, beause all these kids are fucked right up…and partially because she looks like a bull dyke…

But she’s hugely famous, and is dating Wilmer from That 70s Show, who has been with her forever, and who at one time was devirginizing every 17 year old celebrity, because he could, and because it was a cultural thing but now he’s just locked into this…whatever the fuck this is…other than a pretty decent looking ass that I’m into…despite it being attached to everything I hate…

The fact is, lesbian or not, at least she looks better than she used to, even if it’s all angles and lies…that is kind of how everything about these pop idiots works…so just look at her ass…

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2015

30

Mar

Britney Spears Instagram Bikini Fail of the Day

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Britney Spears is a doughy mother who has managed to post what I assume is the worst bikini selfie in the history of bikini selfies on Social Media….I mean this one with the inflatables is a little better because I see what looks like a mom pussy eating a pair of bikini bottomes, something I am a huge fan of…but still…this girl, I guess being Britney Spears…controlled and managed by a team, doesn’t really want the fame, she just does the bare minimum because she knows if she doesn’t she’ll be killed off or her kids will be taken from her…

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Either way, she’s still in a bikini and that’s enough for a post, because Britney in a bikini is timeless, even if it’s aged badly and time to hang it up, I’ll still look…

TO SEE HER IN SOME BOOTLEG HAWAII BIKINI TOP PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2015

30

Mar

The Other Hadid in Vogue of the Day

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The funny thing with rich girls is that if you are their absentee father who is out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models because you’re rich as fuck in LA…your only way to keep them happy and feeling appreciated is to shower them with gifts…

So Gigi wanted to be more like her friend Kendall Jenner, so the dad called on his friends…because modeling and instagram followers is the new “Pony and Range Rover” birthday gift….

And with any bratty rich kid, comes a jealous sibling who threatens drug use, stripping, or whatever, even though they all do drugs, unless she get the same gift her sister got, which in this case is not a Pony or a Range Rover but a modeling career…

So here she is in Vogue…and I’m only posting it because it is funny to me…but not as funny as the alleged Gigi doing coke video that’s lurking around the internet that I am too lazy to google..

Ok fine…I googled it…

Gigi gets all the attention…so here is her sister…

Posted in:Bella Hadid

2015

30

Mar

Lauren Cohan Fetish Bra of the Day

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Lauren Cohan is some 32 OR 33 year old from Walking Dead, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me, or at least people fighting off Zombies bore me….I mean sure if there was a Zombie apocalypse and Zombies actually existed, I would be into watching humans run for their fucking lives, trying to survive their corpose monsters trying to eat their brains, but only because I think humanity needs a reset and that type of situation would take us out of our current self involved situation, where we work to pay the fucking bills and get drunk to forget how shitty our lives is, to focus on the important things, like killing off people you hate and blaming it on the zombies..because in Zombie apocalypse there is no law…

Either way, she posted pics of her in some fetish, leather, strappy bra that allows access to breast feed men, babies, and men with baby fetishes alike…and she may not have gone as hard as the topless protestors of Iceland, but she’s still more interesting than she’s ever been to someone like me, who has never watched the show, but assume she’s the only pussy on the show, I’d want to eat to survive…

Posted in:Lauren Cohan

2015

30

Mar

Ashley Roberts Royal Panty Flash of the DAy

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I don’t think Ashley Roberts is Julia Roberts’ bootleg sister who never made it, and who like Pippa Middelton got all naughty at all the Royal events to get noticed because living in her sister’s shadow is depressing, and they all want to be queen too..

I don’t think Ashley Roberts is Emma Roberts’ older sister, or one of Eric Roberts’ drunken wife after winning the Oscar and falling off…

I don’t know any other Roberts I can question her being related to….

But I do know she’s clearly an attention seeking Brit at some Royal charity event using the wind and the paparazzi strategically to get a panty flash going on, and I fucking love wind induced panty flashes, even when the girl is so desperate she probably has fishing wire attached to her skirt to make it happen…it’s still a panty flash dammit..

Classy.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Roberts

2015

30

Mar

Charli XCX Has Figured it All Out of the Day

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Charli XCX understands the importance of showing off her dumpy ass as much as she can to get noticed, because that’s what Charli XCX has got press for, and press leads to music sales, and music sales leads to tours, and tours lead to her doing the same thing on stage and whether her ass is great, average or pretty shitty, so shitty that it might as well be covered in shit, like she was out of toilet paper or something…but still ass…that I’ll stare at, because I am a curious fellow…but really only curious about how many times she can wear the same outfit to taint with vagina sweat…night after night…before the small is so potent I’d cum myself being within 10 feet of it…

These are the important questions in life…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charli XCX

2015

30

Mar

Christina Milian Instagram Bikini Model of the Day

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Christina Milian tries so hard to get noticed, to be famous, to be the next Nicki Minaj, even though she was the original Nicki Minaj, a popstar who could have turned into a a pop rap star, if she didn’t go and get knocked up by someone who probably writes all of Nicki Minaj’s music…

A few months ago, despite being Christina Milian, and posting whore pics of herself and being a host on the VOICE, she had next to no following on social media, I’m sure she’s doing better now, seeing as she has a show and all that, but still not as popular as no name girls who post hot slutty pics, but that doesn’t mean she won’t keep trying with the bikini pics…because she keeps on trying with the bikini pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian

2015

30

Mar

Eva Amurri Martino Bikini Round Up of the Day

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There is something boring about a Hollywood Celebrity daughter who tried to get famous on her own, using her mom’s contacts, because her mom was in Rocky Horror Picture show, and that’s fucking serious acting motherfuckers, enough to get her useless kid to be a set of tits on Californication, because let’s face it, Californication would cast any low level, bootleg actress for their topless parts…

There is somehting even more boring than that Hollywood celebrity daughter…in and of herself…even in bikini pics….when WE’VE SEE THE BIG NATURAL TITS

Her body may be good, but when you’re on a trust fund, what the fuck else are you going to do with your days…

Posted in:Eva Amurri

2015

30

Mar

Rihanna Performing of the Day

The I Heart Radio awards were last night….and apparently people actually cared enough to either watch it, or want to go to it, or even tun into it on their radios, since I Heart Radio is the biggest radio company in the country, and dictate who will become a hit song, by shoving it down all our fucking throats, thanks to having business deals with the content producers, even though “Payola” is illegal….

I actually don’t hate the idea of radio, I grew up on it and find it an interesting way to get information….but I do hate everything that I Heart Radio represents in creating all their bullshit pop music…that you know is paid for, because if it wasn’t then why do I know the lyrics of all the Rihanna songs….

All this to say, the two highlights was Rihanna singing about bitches having her monty…andMadonna and Taylor Swift Came Together – Because Madonna Eats the Souls of New Starlets…

TO SEE PICS OF RIHANNA CLICK HERE

TO SEE PICS OF TAYLOR SWIFT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2015

30

Mar

Drunk Driver and Other Videos of the Day

Rhino Rampage is Like Oprah Sitting on Your Face

Funeral Fail of the Day

Topless Protestors

Florida Frat Boy Eats a Hamster

SWAT Team VS Carpenters

Balloon Vendors Fight Off Banana Vendors

Suicidal Mom with Baby in Arms

Montrealer Saves Girl from the Train

Man Loses Leg in Fight

Drunk Brits

Woman Gets Run Over By Semi Truck and Shkes it Off

Woman Steals Cookie…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just ate breakfast next to 3 old, fat, probably 60 year old women and their one young 40 something who was less fat, and they were talking about sex, like how they fuck their husbands, how they suck their dicks, and for some reason, even as someone who only talks sex with people, all day, everyday, it felt so wrong getting hard to these normal suburbanites just being influenced by Fifty Shades of Grey…we’re all perverts, some of us are just better at it than others…

That said, here are some morning links…because it is Monday and that’s what you need….

Thigh Gaps!
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1988 Teen Party Being BRoken Up By the Parents
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3 Year Old Takes Bus Alone to Get a Slushie
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Watering Can on a Kangaroo
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Charlotte McKinney – Side Boob
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Rumer Willis Ass
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Jessica Alba’s Bikini
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Lava Meets Water
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Gorilla in a Public Bathroom Prank
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