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2016

05

May

This is the Number 1 Paid Woman not Person in Hollywood of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is at some Vice produced show or movie by Gloria Steinem called Woman on Feminism…because Jennifer Lawrence gets the struggle of pay inequality…let her be an ambassador for women everywhere…you unrelatable over casted cunt.

I love that this is the Number 1 Paid Woman in Hollywood, who complains about being the number 1 paid woman in Hollywood, when she feels like she should be paid on par with the 1 paid men in Hollywood and is vocal about that glass ceiling…instead of just taking her own money and producing her own movies that pay everyone the fucking same…

It’s like who fucking cares, just be happy you get work, so much fucking work, endless fucking work, like there are no other female actors out there when clearly there are, many of whom would do her job for fucking free, just for the chance to be in such high profile roles…

Stop fucking whining, you’ve won the fucking lottery, you’re not a fucking feminist ambassador, you’re a rich as fuck delusional puppet…fuck off…

Women and men should get paid the same, but actors should never get paid as much as they do, they are terrible, vapid, vain people who represent the fall of society because of the “Importance” people give them…

What I am saying is her tits are better in her nude selfies that got a guy locked up…because that’s how powerful the tits are…

I’m surprised she’s dressed like a little party slut at a dance club…and not showing off armpit hair like all these get naked for feminism, grow armpit hair for feminism idiots who don’t understand politically theory…they just say it’s their body, their empowered because they love giving it up for free to show the men jerking off to them that naked isn’t a big deal…just be sure to follow on instagram for me…

To see her at this event, average AT best looking CLICK HERE

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2016

05

May

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipple of the DAy

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I guess what we can all learn from these recent Behind the Scenes pics of Alessandra Ambrosio on set…is that even the early models, or should we call them the old model of the Victoria’s Secret marketing robot, have nipples…

That brand built that pussy you want to fuck, so that you buy the mall brand panties for your wife to help make the fantasy that you’re fucking their sex doll real…a little too real thanks to your wife’s belly and stretch marks…but when you close your eyes and see that matching bra and panty set – while on sedatives after drinking two bottles of wine…it’s probably as good as the real thing, less obnoxious, spoiled, high maintenance…but the good news is, they all die off eventually..

Alessandra Ambrosio is on her way out, she’s old now, been around forever…but on her demise..and this is a test to see if people still care about her nipple.

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2016

05

May

Irina Shayk Gets Paid of the Day

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Irina Shayk is perfect. Really the only model in the last 5 years who has anything substantial about her. Which is how she escaped Communist Russia, and land a series of A-Listers…like Brad Cooper…

Yes, over photoshopped catalog pics of some shitty mall brand is not what I consider hot, exciting, stimulating…I actually hate them and the produce they are trying to selll..

But Irina Shayk, even amongst the dog shit that is shit shoot,that may be like the shit she was hiding in on the train she escaped out of Russia on..before becoming rich, famous and the pussy to the rich and famous…she’s still fucking spectacular…

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2016

05

May

Kelly Rohrbach Wet on Set of Baywatch of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is wet on set of Baywatch which is probably more wet than she’s ever been for Leo, because rumors I’ve heard about Leo include he doesn’t really fuck girls anymore, they are boring to him, he gets too many of them…he just hangs out with them in exchange for the PR they get for it…launching their careers…leading to a SI borderline porno/glamour model getting her big break – like she was Pam Anderson in the 90s…playing Pam Anderson in 2016s….

I think it’s safe to say that we can all agree that Baywatch didn’t need a redux. It didn’t need s redo. It didn’t need to a new movie.

Sure these paparazzi pics of the movie are popular, especailly amongst the 35 year olds, and probably the highlight of the movie…because one thing I know for sure is that these pics are better than the movie will be…

It’s a garbage idea, but I guess we’ll see how many lame 35 – 50 year old pervert dudes are still around on opening night…no one under 35 even know what Baywatch is…and that alone makes this existing so weird to me…

Not to mention, you can see these girls naked online, you don’t need a shitty storyline and shitty acting and THE ROCK to get to the tits…go for the tits…

TO SEE ALL THE BAYwATCH PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

05

May

J.Lo’s Tits of the Day

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J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better, but feel they should support even when they don’t want to since they always have…and they can’t give up on her now…she’s done so much by exploiting a culture, but still being a figurehead of a culture…bringing that culture to the mainstream..it must be a hispanic thing…

She’s out with her tits out for the paparazzi because she’s a celebrity, she’s got tits, and she wants them seen…otherwise her and her pile of money wouldn’t know what to do with themselves and they’d be forced to admit it’s over – they are over..and why leave money on the table..the people will still pay…

I don’t hate the hustle I just don’t find old ladies hot..and I guess these appear to be in a store, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an ex-machina lab where she’s growing replacement parts so that she can stay alive til she’s 1000…

Rich people…the worst…only rich because of this rat-like resilience…

Jlo

TO SEE ALL THE BAYwATCH PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2016

05

May

Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day

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I still don’t know who Kristin Wiig is, but I know she’s in the new Ghostbusters, 30 years later, when men are replaced with women, because women are the primary market for movies..

I am going to assume that she’s pregnant with her husband, because every woman on TV and in movies deserves a K-Fed to knock them up…especially at 42 years old when they know they are on limited timeline…

Or maybe that’s just what 42 year old bodies look like…terrifying…

If you’re like me, stick with the 20 – 25 year olds…they not have the shitty attitude that comes with a celebrity and her ego…but they sure as fuck don’t look like this monster mash….it’s a graveyard smash.

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Posted in:Kristin Wiig|SFW

2016

05

May

Caity Lotz in Thailand of the Day

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Caity Lotz is on the show Arrow, but if you’ve ever heard of Caity Lotz you already knew that….I have never seen Arrow, I just know it’s one of those nerd shows produced by the Canadians who did Battlestar Galactica and other low budget, cheesy shot nonsense that social awkward, probably virgins get hooked into and obsessed with…

She was a Dancer, touring with Avril Lavigne and Lady Gaga, starring in music videos…so I consider her a failed stripper…

I hate entitled brats who don’t follow their destiny…because they have rich parent, or connections that get them dancing professionally but not in the right way….

She’s in Thailand on a lesbian adventure of self discovery and this is her bikini…she’s 29…and put them on her social media…because that’s what people do these days.

She looks like Maitland Ward if Maitland Ward went to the gym…not a good thing…

Posted in:Caity Lotz|SFW

2016

05

May

Charlotte McKinney Feet of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is still really popular with the guys who like average faced girls because they are relatable….not that you notice her average face, or her average face even matters, thanks to ridiculously massive natural tits…that aren’t relatable at all and that you know she only uses on guys who have money or can advance her career – making her totally unrelatable…but still cheesy as fuck, like a Florida bottle service waitress…but not South Beach or even Miami…we’re talking some middle of state venue filled with white bros with golf shirts….

I guess what I am saying is TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A GOLD DRESS THAT PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT CLICK HERE

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And I’m just using her foot fetish pic for the perverts to bring those titty pics back up…because people fucking love her…TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A GOLD DRESS THAT PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT CLICK HERE

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

05

May

Bregje Heinen for Elle Spain of the DAy

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Her name is Bregje Heinen. She’s a model. She’s worked for Vicotoria’s Secret and her name sounds like she’s gagging on a cock…something that could be seen as exciting, or disgusting.

I used to fuck a really dirty girl who spoke dutch….and who I would make speak Dutch while fucking her up the ass.

She wasn’t an Amsterdam hooker, she was probably far dirtier than that…you see the Amsterdam hookers are tested, while this bitch was just a “fill me with your cum i want your baby”…kind of pig…looking for a Canadian Passport, I guess that happens sometimes…

I had just met and who clearly did that with everyone…probably tired of being a street kid, living as a squatter in a loft with no running water…

But despite her being trash, I felt was having a cultural experience because she was imported all the way from Europe like she was Ikea…but more unshowered, homeless, and addicted to street drugs….

The sounds she made while fucking sounded like this bitch’s name “Bregje”…”Bregje”….”Bregje”…but in her defense I had my fingers halfway down her throat..

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2016

05

May

Elsa Hosk is On a PHotoshoot of the Day

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I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat….and not in the way I’d want her shoved down my throat..vagina first….and more a shoved down my throat by being in videos or magazines that are pretty much all the fucking same, but till a hot half naked Swedish chick, which is worth looking at, as a distraction in this world that has real fucking problems, but you chronic masturbating primates love being distracted by bullshit…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2016

05

May

Fisherman Thought Sex Doll Was an Angel and Other Videos of the DAy

Topless for Trump

Trash Man is a Piano Man

Girl Gets Run Over

Man Survives Suicide Attempt

Dog Gets Gifted a Dog

Plane Touches Down Too Soon

Russian Catches Fish with his Dick

Homeless Couple of the Day

Street “Thug” and His Girl…

One More Time…from a Different Angle…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sombrero wearing white people drinking margaritas and eating boxed fajitas day!

Sombreros are the black face to Mexicans… you Cultural appropriating entitled college kids who are the first to call people cultural appropriating…while rocking out for cinco de mayonnaise…

It’s a good day to be a Mexican Restaurant…

Here are some morning links…drink…


So Many Wet Girls
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Channing Tatum in a Magic Mike…
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Miley With her Boyfriend / Fiance Not Being Mental…
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Koutney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit…
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Rumer Willis Got her Jawline Bullied.
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The Tokyo Garage of Lambos
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Pregnant Megan Fox
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Lawn Mower Racing
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Lee Daniels Backs Down from What He Said Like a Pussy
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Demi Lovato Fights with Nicki Minaj…
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Pretty Shitty Fucking Job
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Janet Jackson’s Pussy Must be beat the Fuck Up
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The Most Unexplained Videos of the Internet
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The Stangest Wifi Names
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2016

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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A friend I know is getting married like an idiot, when the world knows it is the worst decision he could make, yet, he’s still doing it…idiot…

But if you’re going to get married, you’re going to have a bachelor party and my advice to you is to not ever cheat on your bachelor party in some “one last night so it is ok bullshit”…and remember…it is always ok to be a man and to take what is yours..pussy…

Save the cheating for the night your wife thinks you’re at home alone watching Golden Girls reruns…

She will always ask about the bachelor party, fishing to catch you in a lie…she will never ask about the nights you’re at home alone watching golden girls reruns..

Yes. I watch Golden Girls reruns…DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY…

Pre Cinco De Mayo Mayonaise Party Because my Name is Jesus Maritnez

A Bunch of Great Asses
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Behati Pregnant in Underwear – Disgusting
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Sophia Vergara Gives the Finger
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Ariel Winter Showing Off Them Tits
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Janet Jackson Pregnant at 49
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Amy Schumer Putting Deoderant on her Thighs is Repulsive
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Mila Kunis – Spoon Sucker
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Lady Goes Off on Family at Walmart for Food Stamps
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Ice Speedway Crazy
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Slutty Zoe Saldana
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Ted Cruz Elbow – VS – Wife
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Popping Giant Balloon While Standing Inside It
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Amber Heard Pokies
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Jennifer Lopez – Aggressive Panty Flash
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No Name Slut in a Bikini
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Sluts on Quads
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Demi Lovato is Mad Nicki Minaj Didn’t Tag Her On Instagram – Is This a Fucking Joke
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Koutney Kardashian in a One Piece
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Body Builder Smacks Around Dude with Mental Disability
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Sluts Sell Toys they Slept With
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Kate Beckinsale in a Tight Outfit
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Jessica Alba Walks on the Grass
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Kourtney Kardashian From the Back
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Jana Kramer is the Slut of the Day
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Dude Talking Shit Gets Knocked Out…
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Ukrainian SLuts
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Charlotte McKinney Big Gold Tits
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Sports Fan Chicks
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Bieber Getting Sued for Bullshit
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Lesson in Parking
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Angry Kangaroo
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Lea Michele New Face in Short Shorts
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Karrueche Tran – Bra Top
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Kanye Calls Kim a Pioneer
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Kanye Claims His Tour Will Be More Inspiring than Star Wars…
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Nerd Fan Girls
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Peaceful JUngle Music at a Mayan Temple
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Big Tits in the Kitchen
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Greek Whore in a Towel
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Tits GIF
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Maturbation GIrl
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Some Naked Skinny Chick
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Hot AMateur Body
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Trolling Porn Chicks
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

04

May

Britney Spears New Bathing Suit of the DAy

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Britney Spears, who is in her mid to late 30s and a mom of two has luckily been caged by her parents based on “mental health” loopholes….allowing them to keep her medicated, fit, performing, making them money…when she’d otherwise be dead of some overdose caused by her entitled, spoiled, child fame….and I find that inspiring..

If you’re gonna have kids, make them a solid return on investment, work them so you can sit around relaxing…

If you feel you need to encourage her with male attnetion…let her post some attention seeking pics to social media like:

“Bought three new swimsuits today This one is my favorite!”

Bikinis paid for With her allowance she gets off the money she makes…modeled while jacked up her twat…

Dreams…

THanks…Britney…always hitting baby one more time..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

04

May

Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy

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I think I am being forced to do this post on Constance Jablonski…because when I was laying in bed sexting at 11 am this morning….the first thing in my facebook feed was Constance Jablonski,…and I clicked on her page thinking “why am I friends with Constance Jablonski,”….only to discover I am not her friend, or her facebook friend, but I follow her without any memory of following her…I mean I barely even remember the name Constance Jablonski…..but turns out she was a one timer at Victoria’s Secret, the theme of the day…

The kind of girl, straight from FRANCE, who used her tits, which in France is called her bathing suit top, to get into the media…but unlike Candice Swanepoel the mall brand doesn’t keep them on board…but the model…will forever be allowed to tell people she once peddled sweatshop made over priced mall sold garbage…like being the Queen of Walmart quality…with a bit more prestige…

She’s now in Glamour France…not exciting – but it happened…

My favorite thing about France isn’t this shoot, this model, or the French language…it’s the passion that leads to ANAL on the first encounter…these girls are SEXUAL.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|SFW