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2015

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new strategy with girls who don’t want to fuck me is to say “sometimes you’ve just got to say fuck it…and then fuck it”….it being me…you don’t tell them the last part, you imply it by pointing at your erection, ideally in a public place, like the bus or a restaurant or in line at a cash…because they know how real it is..I mean any asshole can point at their boner in private…the real passionate man…the romantic…the I will do anything for love motherfucker…will point at his boner any where and girls tend to not appreciate that at all

Fuck em like this guy fucks his dildo in public…

What they do appreciate are my links…these links..we call them stepLINKS…click them…

The Underboob….
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Michael Buble VS Booty
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Texas Vet Fired For Shooting a Cat with a Bow and Arrow…WTF
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Naked #stepGIRL on Other Websites…
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Pregnant Jaime King
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Anastasia Ashley is a Whore in Rollerskates…
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Slut of the Day
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Bella THorne is Alright
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Miley Cyrus Sexy Hike
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Coco and Her Sister are Amazing
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Coachella Disney Star of the DAy
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Miley Cyrus Ass in Shorts
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David Hassellhoff Music VIdeo!
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George Lucas Refuses to Watch Star Wars Trailer
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Maury on the Weirdest Paternity Tests Ever
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Rachel Hunter Pokies
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When You accidentally Think You’re Athletic…
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Josh Hartnett Turned Down Batman – Thank God
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Amber Rose Goes to Starbucks
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Some Hooker’s Pokies
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Rihanna’s Nipples
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Some Instagram Whores in Bikini Bottoms
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Emmy Rossum is Useless at an Event
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Little Motherfucker Who Wants to Run for President
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Charli XCX does Maxim
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Girls Finds Doppelganger and Meets Up
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Gillian Anderson of the DAy
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Miley Nipple Party
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Batman VS Superman Video
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Gigi Hadid Big Tits
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Carmen Electra of the Day
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Dog With Selective Injury
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Selena Gomez – Bikini Monster
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Drew Carey Does a Bunch of Weddings on Price is Right
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ALl of the Leaked Sony Emails
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Awkward Pornstar Year Book Pics
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Public Ass Fucker – WTF
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Huge Tits
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Massive Tits
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Girl and Two Dildos
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Big Tits Get Painted
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Free live sex without credit card
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Girls Eat Cake Off Each Other
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Humping the Tree…Girl….Probably Killed Herself…
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Zoe KRavitz Nude
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Dildo Dnagler
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Webcam Strip
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TWINS!
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Some Big Tits
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Greek Whores
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Lesbians!
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

18

Apr

Kendall Jenner BTS GQ Video of the Day

While I was out drinking pretty much all fucking day..these pictures and BTS that’s fashion for BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO of the Kendall Jenner for GQ…grabbing her tits…on YOUTUBE…because it is OK when GQ does it…and when Kendall Jenner Does it…but when I do it it s porn…you fascists bastastards…

Nones of this matters…it is not even hot…but she is the best of the Kardashians…which isn’t saying much….

I am sure this twat has no personality, she’s up on some Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, raped by your parents figuratively…raped by producers literally…all to get the dream done..

But she does have a young hot body…and can’t hate on that…ever….

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2015

18

Apr

Coco and Her Sister Rub Dirty Vagina of the Day

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I have a sister fetish…..one that creeps out every sister or I’ve ever spoken to, whether she is with her sister or not…

Because I always tell them about how if sisters were raised properly by my standards, but not properly by societies standards..they’d be letting me watch themselves eat each other out…since according to DNA, you’re pretty much close enough for it be called masturbation…

It never works…but there are sisters who fuck each other’s boyfriends…because it’s prime catty, competitive behavior…and I guess that’s the one thing you can hope for…unless you know girls who are raised by my standards…and not society’s standards…

All this to say, Coco and her sister are clearly on another level of whore, fame whore, exclusive to one client, do whatever it takes to get noticed, to pay off the ass implants, to live the good life..and this yoga pose from the other day is just a magical, visual rendition of that…

Stayin’ healthy the way I like it…

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2015

17

Apr

Pornstars Tell You Why Marijuana Makes Sex Better for 420 of the Day

It’s 420 on Monday…it’s also Cannabis Cup this weekend in Denver, where Weed is Legal…so it only makes sense that a video would come out of a bunch of Porn Stars…or are they scientists, discussing what Marijuana does for them during sex….

I figure, since porn chicks are just nymphos who like to be watched getting fucked, and porn is mainstream and more and more college girls are getting into it, thanks to doing it for free in the frats for all those years…some of these girls may actually be scientists…but their analysis of why weed makes sex better….on this few days before 420 to prep you potheads for 420…because I know you’re all fucking pot heads…even though this is a drinking site…is worth watching…and passing around…the room…hoping no one in the room has herpes…because your mouth was just on it…if you know what I mean…

If you don’t…you’re probably high.

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2015

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Bikini Recovery of the Day

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Selena Gomez responded to everyone calling her fat, because she is fat, with a “More to me to love”…positive message of “I eat a lot”…that has got a lot of fat girls through being fat and allowed them to continue being fat…and even getting fatter…only to die of heart disease and stroke…since that kind of “I don’t give a fuck”…”embrace yourself”…”this is me”…is actually really fucking unhealthy…despite what the people putting sugar and hormones in everything are telling you…

The good news is that she’s rolling with black rapper dudes…which could either be the cause or the effect of Selena Gomez being this size….you know because so many fat girls before her have found confidence when an athletic black guy with an 11 inch penis destroys them…and tells them how hot they are…because that’s what they are into…

Either way, as long as the bikini is happening, girl doesn’t need a model body…hell, she doesn’t need any body…just tits and a pussy..and we’re good….

So Stop fat Shaming…and start jerking off to her…because this is Selena Gomez…chubby….and slutty….like chubby girls are…and I think she looks good to grab..

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2015

17

Apr

Miley Cyrus Headstand with a Leotard Wedgie of the Day

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I used to know and party with girls who were just into being weird for the sake of being weird. They were actually normal as fuck, and I guess that’s why they did it, it gave them something to get noticed for or to talk about…whether it was with costume…or whatever….

They were the kind of girls who would go to the gym in a snowsuit…or bikini or really anything to get a laugh…out of boredome or whatever…

They’d be the girls you’d go to their houses or on a trip with and they’d just be dressed crazy in leotards or whatever for the sake of being crazy and in leotards…it made no sense…but it all stemmed from boredom…which I can assume Miley is all about…

It’s like she’s chilling at home, figures “I’ll put on this silly crazy thing”….gets high…cuz it’s almost 420 and tthat what people do…and thinks it’s so great that she should do yoga poses…all her little leeches laugh at the joke…and snap pics and since it was the highlight of her boring, secluded, alienated life…she posts it to the internet…

So her getting weird identity crisis, is really just her being bored and sad…but at least it comes with leotard jacked in ass crack…which happens to be the kind of Gets weird…I like..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

17

Apr

Demi Lovato’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

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I thought Demi Lovato was a Lesbian…apparently she’s dating the immigrant dude from That 70s Show…because that’s what love is when you give a girl herpes and feel like you have to commit otherwise you’re an asshole…which works out alright because she’s always on the road touring and making money…and when she comes out to have her freakouts, depressions, you can just encourage her team to send her back to rehab…

She’s not hot, she is famous, and she is in a bikini top, and I guess that’s worth enough to look at, even if Demi Lovato’s not really appealing to anyone buy 30 year old Latinos…

I heard, and I’ve said this before, that there is an actual lesbian sex tape with Miley from when they were underage circulating Nashville…I mean that could be some of her more interesting work…if that ever get released..but until then…here’s this nonsense that doesn’t matter…

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2015

17

Apr

Chrissy Teigen Stretch Marks of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst. I am not just saying that because she targeted me on her blog and called me a rapist..I am saying that because everything about her, from career, to social media comedy, to weird freakouts to her realtionship and marriage is a fucking joke….the only thing I wish wasn’t a joke was when she mentioned her suicidal thoughts…because maybe they’d get the best of her in a drunken, bloated rage…

People in the mainstream, I call them suburbanites, or peasants, are buying into her nonsense..and last night I even saw people celebrating and commedning Chrissy Teigen for being so brave by posting a pic of her stretch marked thighs…likes it is revolutionary to be disgusting…

Girls have stretch marks…and I think it is safe to say based on even her photoshopped pics that this pig faced, pot bellied, obscure ethnicity was imperfect…a photoshop lie…that wasn’t even that great, but good enough to secure her funds by gold digging smart, with a guy right before he got super fucking rich…so that he thinks it’s true love…

She’s high maintenance, high strung, irritating, and shouldn’t even be on anyone’s radar…

So only models because she’s positioned herself properly and her rich as fuck husband likes it for his ego..and she’s just doing this for attention…because she sucks and loves attention…and pparently so do her fat inner thighs.

All this to say…I think she’s got a dick…no, that’s not what I wanted to say….what I wanted to say is stop encouraging her…there is nothing good about this oversharing, look at me “fans”…”it’s like you’re in my room with me as we drink because I have no friends, let’s talk about our insecurities” behavior…it’s the worst.

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2015

17

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here she is for Paola & Murray Swimwwear…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is licensing her out…seeing as she is property of theirs as they made her….

I mean we don’t even know if she’s human or from a lab…because she’s pretty much perfect enough to not be fucking human…even in her old model age…which is a funny concept..because she’s probably barely 30…yet almost done.

At least she cashed the fuck in when she had the chance, not that she needed to, her family are South Africa blood diamond farmers…this is just more of a Gigi Hadid level of “I did it on my own” vanity…and I’m glad it happened…because not enough girls in the world look like Candice Swanepoel…

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2015

17

Apr

Nicole Trunfio’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Trunfio was the Emily Ratajkowski who got away….basically she was a few months, maybe even a year too early to go viral…but she was actually a hot Australian model, who was just town to get topless in shoots, and who would have destroyed that Blurred Lines video harder than the girl who did, and would have gone just as viral, only more sustainable, since she’s actually a model…the kind who was willing to show her tits…

Well, instead of getting famous as fuck in America, she got famous as fuck back home in Australia…she also got pregnant as fuck and had a baby 2 months ago, only to bounce back looking like this…because that’s how actual fucking babes do it…not like your wife or all the bitches whining at Starbucks who keep fucking eating because they are so tired from being a mom….but really have just given the fuck up…

Baby or not….Nicole Trunfio is great…and not just her big milk filled tits…all of her…and all she represents…it shoulda been her…

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2015

17

Apr

Kate Moss is a Braless Old Lady of the Day

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No matter how old and beat up Kate Moss looks as she gets old…and her lifestyle catches up to her….she’ll always be amazing to me…but that’s probably because I’ve known her pussy was old and beat up a decade ago when she had already fucked everyone…and the everyone she had fucked had fucked everyone…making her vagina a science experiment that I could only imagine was a leathery petri dish of weirdness..probably dry, flakey and with a rash or at least “don’t worry they are just ingrown hairs”….all while railing lines of cocaine as her daughter hung out at home motherless…as she showed the world her tits over and over and over…in the most amazing, glamourous ways…

I’m a fan.

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2015

17

Apr

Josephine Skriver for Juicy of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a model…who I guess did some work for Victoria’s Secret and who is now doing work for Juicy Couture…a brand that is probably made in the Victoria’s Secret Asian Sweatshops since that is how these mall brands do things…and if you’ve ever been to a mall, and I have, it’s the best place to scope out hot, young, angsty teensin short shorts and crop tops…

Well…her back story is that this Josephine Skriver is from Denmark, she was designed by science…her mom a lesbian and her dad a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…some create our own perfect and amazing creature as our own….that merges two groups that hate either other…Gay Men..and Lesbians…because while fighting for the same equal rights…gays hate pussy, lesbians hate dick, and they are so far removed from each other…those friendships never work…..and makes the world think gays and lesbians can parent….because they actually want the kids unlike white trash who do it for the unaffordable abortions..

All this to say, She’s probably amazing in bed from all the weird gay and lesbian shit she was exposed to growing up…and I don’t just mean being well dressed….

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2015

17

Apr

Eliza Dushku and her Ass Eating Dog of the Day

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Eliza Dushku posted this picture of her dog sniffing her ass…which I guess is because she’s on her period…

I know, I through she’d be too old to get her period too. It seems like it was 20 years ago that she had a 6 month career making movies as the hot chick…

I wonder what she’s up to, I mean with her promoting herself in obvious ways that scream “i want you to ask what I am up to, so I’ll put up some me with my doggy erotica weirdness”…but luckily not too weird…she clearly left the peanut butter out it this time…

All this to say…she apparently dropped out of Hollywood, moved to Boston because Hollywood is shit, and is actually in college following her dreams of doing whatever it is she put on hold to do this hollywood nonsense…before realizing that it is just that…nonsense…so good for her…and keep the dog in ass pics coming…cuz I don’t care if she’s over 35…or that she fucks black guys…she’s still Eliza Dushku to me and I’m all about letter her sit on my face….to celebrate that…l

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|SFW

2015

17

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

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The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models…

Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream…

But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video…

She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes…

Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that…

But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

17

Apr

Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day

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If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots…

It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics…

I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all…

But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!!

Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile…

Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics…

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