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2014

17

Apr

Rachel Bilson is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson has been reading too much Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…because it seems like she’s got on Kate Upton’s diet plan…which is eat everything you fucking can…as long as it isn’t vegetables…you know since no one one even remembers who she is…

Or maybe she’s just pregnant….

Both things…pretty awful, but I’m still looking, because bikinis are good…even when they are on awful things…

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2014

17

Apr

Irina Shayk on the Beach with Kate Upton For Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is such a Famewhore…

She saw Kate Upton on the beach, and was like “Hey you’re a Sports Illustrated Covergirl…just like me…let’s pose together and fuck the internet up the ass”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…and Irina Shayk was like “I don’t know, I’m just a low level hooker who fucked an athlete to get to where I am”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…

At least she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game, despite all the plastic surgery that makes her look cheap….

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2014

17

Apr

Barbara Palvin Marie Claire Italy Nakedness of the Day

Barbara Palvin is possibly best known for being the Hungarian tween who Victoria’s Secret used the day she turned 18 like they were a porn producer, eager to get young pussy half naked….

They also took advantage of her and used her as the patsy to the Justin Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr story, that happened 2 years ago, you know to distract from the fact that Miranda Kerr, an old married brand ambassador

Now she’s naked for Marie Claire Italy…not showing Labia, because this is artsy bullshit not porn you pink lip seekers…

And I think she looks lovely…and I am starting to understand why she’s managed to crawl out of eastern Europe to be all internationally famous, rather than being a stripper or mail order bride…and that is because she’s tall.

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2014

17

Apr

Olivia Wilde Ass in “Third Person” of the Day

Olivia Wilde is one those actresses who virgin loser dudes are obsessed with. I don’t even know who she is, I just hate her because she chose Wilde as her last name, which is some real basic bitch level of creativity when choosing a stage name…

I mean her actual last name is COCKBURN…

Which to me is so much more relevant, and appropriate and reminiscent of an era when your last name was your fucking job, like Ted Baker the baker, or Tom Cook the cook or, Fred Black the fuckng black guy…cuz you know on her quest to be Hollywood…COCKS WERE FUCKING BUNED>..

Anyway, enough of that, she is naked in her new movie, despite being pregnant, and the put in the the international trailer, and I know my audience of 1 person, so I’ll fucking post the shit for you weirdos…as a memory of what was, since you know after baby…comes…a more battered and broken pussy….

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2014

17

Apr

Serena Williams Bikini Action of the Day

Serena Williams was born a man.

There’s no way that this creature, despite what the bikini is telling you, is an actual woman….

She is up on som “She’s a man”…”Ladybug” shit..her dad was clearly a tennis obsessed dude who figured throwing some color into the mix would change the sport for ever, and in doing that it is possible that he conditioned her to destroy the little white RUssian bitches with her monster serve that she was up against…

You see I actually watch women’s tennis, it’s one of the more erotic sports out there, but every time Serena makes a bitch grunt, I feel like I’m watching black on blonde huge penis porn…

Now I know, people love big black women, and I know she’s a big pro athlete, but I just can’t believe her clit isn’t a dick that’s tucked in during medical checks…

But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t let her sit on my face and smother me…because I would….

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2014

17

Apr

Jennifer Pugh Hot Campaign of the Day

Her name is Jennifer Pugh…and this is her campaign for something called Fete Champetre.

I know pretty much nothing about this model, other than that with my basic knowledge of the English Language….I would pronounce her name as Jennifer Poo and Poo is disgusting….unless her name is PUG…which is amazing, and makes her my soulmate, since I am the pug whisperer and all I do is pug…it’s in my social media assholes so it must be true…and based on this campaign – I am totally into whispering into her PUGH asshole…and determining whether she’s less of a PUG and more of a POO…using my tongue…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

17

Apr

Pretty Puke Photography is Today’s Moment of Inspiration of the Day

The most interesting photographer out there right now is a guy by the name of a href=”http://prettypuke.com/” target=”_blank”> PRETTYPUKE

He is taking hipster babes and making them do dirty, grimy, controversial things, and he’s snap shooting his way through it…and it’s awesome…because he’s using real girls, and not stuck up bitches who think they are too hot to get fucking down dirty…you know because they care more about how they look in their bikini selfie, than actually making an impact, or bringing imagery that inspires….

I think this guy will be the next big thing, he’s already so much more famous than he was when I first saw his stuff, and I like supporting people doing documentary type shit, that I think speak to a generation of people, who are living the life, while giving those of us who aren’t a look into it…

I am a fan….

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2014

17

Apr

Julia Stegner Pregnant in Vogue Germany of the Day

Julia Stegner is a 29 year old, tall as fuck model, from Germany, which means she may have been bred in a lab when Hitler was making arians, because she’s all tall and blonde and pretty fucking perfect…but it also means she’s pragmatic, is good at engineering cars, likes sausages and beer, but most importantly, being shit on while strapped up to a fucking machine, cuz German porn is weird. They are a dark people, despite their light features…

That said, she’s been NAKED FOR FASHION BEFORE …but today she’s naked while pregnant, something I normally find repulsive, even when it’s at the stripclub and willing to suck my dick for a discount cuz normal people don’t like choosing the pregnant one, it makes them feel guilty, when I’m more the kind of guy who would be open to fisting them, just to see if I feel leg.

And I guess she’s doing it right, because I find these pics hot. Maybe it’s my biological clock ticking because it feels my sperm drying up thanks to inactivity, obesity, unhealthiness, and being very near death…but I don’t think guys get like that even with hormonal imbalances like me…

Either way, here’s the shoot.

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2014

17

Apr

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on a Balcony in Jeans of the DAy

I find it interesting, but not really that interesting, that a model in her early 20s…manages to look like a 45 mom on family vacation in pretty much every single photoshoot she’s ever done. It’s creepy.

It’s like even with jean technology and lulu lemon leggings that make a booty pop, even on fat chicks, I see this shit daily, a overrated pig like Kate Upton can come along and pose for the paps on her balcony, looking like she’s celebrating her divorce and the kids being with the dad for the week she’s in Australia…

It’s weird…but not as weird as her saying she hated her tits, then retracting that statement, and saying she loves her body, when really, she shouldn’t, even if every-man america loves it…

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2014

17

Apr

Camille Rowe Amazing in Interview Germany of the Day

I first posted on Camille Rowe in 2011…because I have an eye for the next big thing in modelling, and I should be a talent scout, or maybe I just pay attention to tall skinny girls who are trying to get noticed by booking editorial shoots with major fashion magazines that involve them being naked or topless…and since 2011…I’ve pretty much covered ALL HER FASHION NUDITY …like some kind of obsessed fan, even I don’t actually give a fuck about her tits, or who she is, or anything she really has to offer, I just post them cuz I have nothing better to do…

That said, she’s now a Victoria’s Secret model, and getting press from that. You know replacing the old, being the new, and she’s been at this model shit long enough, and more importantly she’s been topless enough to justify finally getting paid…so here she is in Interview Germany, looking’ hot for old times, you know memories of back when I could have fucked her thanks to her being so grateful that I speak french and give her press, but now she’s just too relevant for that….and the good or bad news is that life goes on…and she’ll still be getting naked for fashion.

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2014

17

Apr

Lady Gaga Photoshopped for Versace of the Day


I saw these pics of Lady Gaga for Versace yesterday and laughed and how soft faced that horrible looking creature looked. I don’t know Gaga, but I have grabbed her ass erotically and obviously saw her in person when that happened, and she looked nothing like this, and it was funny to me that they were trying to pass off this tranny impostor as if it was Lady Gaga, because as you know, trannies do Gaga better than Gaga…

The photoshopping was so well done, bitch was like an artist interpretation of her, so I was glad to see the un-photoshopped pics leak, because it really spoke to what I already new, and provided me with the proof I needed to feel satisfied knowing the Gaga I was trying to jerk off to, wasn’t the real thing…

Here are some of the pics, pretty funny stuff.

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2014

17

Apr

Hipster Beyonce of the Day

Beyonce must be going through some sort of midlife crisis that involves trying to stay relevant despite being an old mom, because these rich and famous people can never get enough fame and fortune, and they hate the idea of fading off into obscurity, even if they have enough money to last 10 lifetimes over…

So instead of just releasing music they want to release, and touring when they want to tour, allowing them time to raise their kids, and be with their husbands, and have the downtime she deserves after working 10-15 years..it’s like retire bitch…but her ego doesn’t let her, so she starved herself, and dresses like a kid, and is more famous now than she’s ever been and the whole thing would be a lot more fun to watch if her hipster look involved more nudity, not because I want to see her nude, but because I want to see everyone nude…

Hipsters are mainstream try hards so it makes sense.

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2014

17

Apr

Jennie Run Plus Sized Model for H&M of the Day

I don’t believe this authenticity of this plus size model play by H&M.

We call this Greenwashing, but the fat chick version.

You know marketing moves to try to connect with the real world and not feed into the general stereotypes of the fashion industry, even though no one likes fat chicks, everyone likes skinny chicks, and H&M doesn’t make clothes in fat chick sizes, they are all Sweden like that…

The model’s name is Jennie Run…and she is being used.

It’s the Lena Dunham, fat chicks unite movement, look how modern and contemporary we are fat Americans. Our Euro brand is here to mock you and take all your money…

And here are the pics…

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2014

17

Apr

Guy On Drugs in the Subway and Other Videos of the DAy

Sometimes fun things happen in the world…they usually involve drugged out freaks being crazy…but sometimes they also involve tits…this subway dude’s hardly interesting, but I still find it more fun that not seeing a crackhead on the tracks…

Speaking of tracks – the dude taking the train selfie getting kicked in the head is funny

Or the guy who beat up two cops then died on the way

Hero tackles a robber at a CVS

Off Duty Cop in Brazil Fails when Drop Kicking a Robber…

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Apr

Maitland Ward Knows How to Dress of the Day

Her name is Maitland Ward and she’s wearing a pretty see through dress to some red carpet event, because she’s classy like that and hates looking cheap at these low level events.

She does not see them as an opportunity to get some attention from the paparazzi, hoping for a second wind, like she was Winnie Cooper, since she hasn’t really worked since she was on Boy Meets World, back in 1991.

But now that that show is having a redux, since Hollywood has no ideas, it’s a great time to jump on the Courtney Stodden level of marketing…but she’s doing it all wrong..

Sure she’s got no “panty” lines, but I feel like she’s wearing some maxi-pad looking adhesive to avoid a labia spill. Hot.

Sure, you can see her subtle and classy vagina tattoo of a four leaf clover to celebrate her luck as an irish girl, being able to attend such an exclusive event, instead of dealing with a potato famine, a tattoo that your luck to be getting that close to, something I am sure so many people have seen before you…that totally dates her to a 90s stripper…

Sure she’s got big tits and hard nipples…but this stunt…should include more fucking penetrative sex. Penetrative sex is what we want to see. Even though this is getting her back on the map for all you married 40 year olds who remember her being the babe on a show you used to watch cuz you had no friends…

Good times.

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