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2014

24

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

10 years ago yesterday, I WROTE MY FIRST POST ON DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.BLOGSPOT.COM as a joke….I figured give my trolling a more professional place to live….

10 years, 29,000 posts later…I am still a fucking joke…but a joke that is as of this morning was the top 4,309 sites in the USA. Meaning 4,308 sites are bigger than me…that seems like I a big deal…

I still write 100 percent of the content….I am still not a dot com billionaire…but in a lot of ways, I feel like I am – the fucking internet…

Here are some morning links…to distract from the level of pathetic of having a blog when you’re not a teenage girl…

12 Awkward THanksgiving Photos
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A bunch of big tits of random college girls…you will like
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The American Music Awards are the FUcking Worst…Here are the Sluts Who Attended
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Drunk Brits Fix Bike Rack
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25 Best Horror Movies on Netflix Right Now
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Kirk Cameron on How to Talk to Gay People
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Jennifer Aniston Has Tits…Still…
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The Paparazzi who are Stalking Katy Perry
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Thai Tire AD
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Surprise Tip!
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Stream Iggy Azalea’s Newest album
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Hot Amateur Girls
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The Best Traps of 2014
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Find the Best Porn
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2014

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s hard to get excited about the weekend when everyday is the weekend, and you’ve been drunk for god knows how long, even though we all know there is no god….unless I am god…I mean I pretend I am to all my tinder girlfriends who ignore me…and who refuse to meet me because they can’t deal with realizing I am not god…but that may change tonight…because I’ve been throwing out invitations for unshowered ass licking and apparently girls are very into that having their unshowered ass licked…and they don’t seem to really have standards as to who they will let do it…they’ll just have anyone lick their unshowered asses…that works for me…because maybe the e.Coli will put me out of my misery..

I am full of insight…follow me on INSTAGRAM, Facebook , TWITTER ….I am very boring.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jimmy Kimmel Made Kim Kardashian’s Ass a Snowblower…
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NYPD Slams Fare Beater in Face with Nightstick
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Ferret has a Jump Fail
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Mirror Selfies
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Rose McGowan’s Full Frontal
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Cats Barf To Techno…
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Kim Kardashian is Ready for her Daughter to Pose Naked
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Michael Phelp’s Girl was Born with a Dick
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Slut of the Day
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16 Moments in Bromance History
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Julianne Moore of the Day…
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Taylor Swift VS Basketball
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Minka Kelly Does Fitness
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Nicola Peltz is So Slutty
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The Hottest WWE Divas
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Underboob of the Day
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John Stamos has a Weird Belly Button
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Some Disgusting GIFs
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Daddy Saves Compilation
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Sofia Vergara Hiding Her Old Ass
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Prank it Forward
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Emmy Ratajkowski is Whoring
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Lindsay Lohan is Ready to Act.
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1990s JC Penny Christmas Catalog…
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Father and Daughter Create a Sustainable Condom
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Lea Michele Boring On Set
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Japanese Flip Books
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Beyonce is Bad at Photoshop
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Bai Ling is So Fucking Weird of the Day
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Rolling Glass – Whatever the fuck that means.
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Pictures of People
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50 Sexiest Photoshoots of 2014
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Jennifer Lopez Fat ass in Yoga Pants
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Nicole Trunfio
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Why Do Rivers Curve?
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Jennifer Aniston’s Tits
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Don’t Sell Meth on the Job
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Ray J Makes 90k Every 3 Months
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Britney Spears Leaving…
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Dwight Howard’s Kid Goes to Hooters
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Luci Ford is Perfect
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Amy Jackson Wears a Bikini
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Burn Your Bra
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Jennifer Lawrence Singing
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26 Product Design Fails
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Elisabetta Canalis in Leggings
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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THROWBACK Chelsea Handler Sex Tape
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Selena Gomez is Naughty
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Chloe Sevigny’s 2006 Nudes
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Interactive Porn: Adventures of a Gardener
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Carlotta Champagne Strips in the Kitchen
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Busty Girls does Ice Bucket Challenge
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Redneck Trailer Loading Fail
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian Has a Nipple
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Interview With my Homie – Porn Star – Carter Cruise
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Topless Rose McGowan
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This is Ridiculous….
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Just a Naked Amateur
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Naked Model I Like
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Mr Ear Maggots
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Naked Greek
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Benchpress Fail
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

21

Nov

Martha Hunt Topless for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

One of my favorite models, Martha Hunt, shot with one of the better fashion photographers, David Bellemere, for one of the greatest magazines in the history of magazines, not because I read magazines or think magazines are relevant, but because they got her topless, and a topless model makes for a happy pervert with a blog…

She is all American…which is rare, she’s a Vicotira’s Secret spokesmodel, which makes her coveted and important, and now she’s topless in some obscure market Euro mag…and she looks amazing…good model tits to carry you into the weekend…good job.

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2014

21

Nov

Tara Reid in a Bikini of the Day

I guess I’ve made fun of Tara Reid over the last decade, where she fell out of the hollywood scene, to become a perpetual spring breaker, because I guess the whole thing was kind of funny to watch. A girl, who at one time was an it girl, not really in every movie, but still one that people jerked off to, throwing it away, to rage like a Sorority girl on some kind of herpes mission…it was weird…but not as weird as when her franken-tit were exposed, which could have been her turning point, you know because it was humilating to her, since botched tit jobs you decide to flash on the red carpet can be traumatic…

I am sure I’ve called her a zombie, skeletor, corpse…I may have even done a death watch…but the fact is at 40, she still looks good, even if she’s in movie make-up, malnourished and even sickly from the alocholism….at least she’s not fat, weathered, and disgusting…

Meaning like Sharknado, I am happy for her comeback…especially when it is half naked like this…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Tara Reid

2014

21

Nov

Lana Del Rey’s in Some Shitty Maxim Shoot of the Day

I hate Maxim, I think they are a dated concept that should have died with the dot com boom, but unfortunately was too strong of a brand and barely powered through..

I hate that the assholes at MAXIM send me lawyers letters everytime I post their shitty fucking pics that up until the last 3 months have been of absolute nobodies…

I like that since 2004 – I have been a bigger website than Maxim – with more traffic…they used to buy traffic from me…

I don’t hate Lana Del Rey, I just don’t find her that hot…you can CLICK HERE FOR THE PICS

I am more into her rape video with ELI ROTH from yesterday…. CLICK HERE TO SEE IT

I am also more into Jennifer Lawrence…singing…to promote her blockbuster movie that makes her stupid fucking money…

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2014

21

Nov

Beyonce Twerks in New Video of the DAy

Beyonce just dropped a new video. She twerks in it wearing panties because Beyonce doesn’t realize she’s a mom in her 30s with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank who doesn’t need to twerk, but who is twerking to validate herself, to prove she’s still got sex appeal, to prove she’s as good as Rihanna or the other younger girls Jay Z has sex with/masturbates to/makes money from…

It’s weird, makes me uncomfortable, but not really, because in my everyday life, I’ve seen much more desperate and sad things…in fact, I’ve paid girls very little money to do more desperate and sad things, because I am charitable like that…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

21

Nov

Christina Milian Nipple of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is up on some Free The Nipple Shit, not because she’s Alyssa Milano-ing and fighting for the right to Breast Feed, but because she wants some attention that she feels she deserves, because she was a one-hit wonder a bunch of years ago, and that she should be the Gaga, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, she was in the scene before, but that she wasn’t quite marketed the same way as, leaving her to fend for herself off royalties for her song, and royalties for all the other songs that her producer ex-husband put her credit on, because he knew if she had a passive income, she couldn’t rape his bank the way other gold diggers do…

So when she’s not posting bikini pics, or hard nipple pics on her social media, hoping for a Beyonce moment where the world picks her up and embraces her despite it being 10 years later…she’s showing up to events…with nipple exposed…so she can pretend it was an accident…when we all know it is never an accident..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICTURES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

21

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Has Good Pants of the Day

I’ve been on the fence about Vanessa Hudgens for pretty much her entire career….I don’t know if it stems from bitterness that her legal team came at me over her first round of nudes, that had no negative impact on her career whatsoever, even though her pussy had 5 o’clock shadow on it…and I’m a dude who loves bush, but her bush was janky….They pretended she was 17, to get people scared enough to remove them, and it worked as well as internet works for erasing nudes…

But I think it has more to do with her fluctuating in weight, it’s like sometimes she’s hot, sometimes, she’s bloated and pudgy, all while doing nothing very interesting….and then she released another set of nudes during the fappening, where she looked amazing, bringing back hope…and now there’s this…her ass..in fitness pants…that looks like it is clenching like it has to take a shit…which isn’t a good or bad thing…unless you don’t think girls shit…

All this to say…good pants.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

21

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Has Tits of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has tits…tits she brought to a Golden Globe event, because this was her breakout year, where she has gone from stripper, nude model, never really booking a campaign, or making money for it, more the kind of model you’d find on instagram, who I guess has some level of allure, or draw, or it factor, that I call tits…cuz there’s no way this bird face is doing all the work for her…there’s deeper reason for her celebrity….and I am only a hater because I was talking about her before any site out there, I mean sure I wasn’t the one taking the nude pics…or having sex with her to help take her to the next level…like so many other people were….because I suck at life and do this wrong…but I was getting tipped off by her every time she did something substantial..before it went substantial…and once it all kind of took off for her…radio silence…not that I care, I mean I wouldn’t deal with me either…but it just showed a level of what you’d expect from a girl like this…quit to move onto the next big thing…and I think it officially worked…and for that…I think she’s been rewarded enough…I mean she’s in a hit fucking movie…and considering no other titty model has made the crossover like this in years..that’s major..

So girls, next time someone asks you to show them your tits…do it…it may lead you to the Golden Globes..even if you have a face of a bird.

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