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2015

29

May

Today in Miley Armpit Hair of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Miley Cyrus, is still gender bending because that’s the nature of the youth today, that’s what the kids are into, you know all serious about gay, queer, bi, tran…defining what makes a woman, what makes a man, intensity that is a waste of time to focus on, all presented in a life that looks like it is Tumblr, filled with bright, colorful weirdness comedy…that isn’t all that weird…but rather strategic…

I assume she is not authentically into any cause, or using her celebrity to promote for the sake of change, but rather using that as a platform to maintain her celebrity…

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So here’s her armpit hair that we can assume was an initiative by her team…and here’s her shout out to Disney…because Disney created her…and probably still own her…that’s how corporations like Disney work..

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2015

29

May

Kendall Jenner’s Ass Flash of the Day

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Kendall Jenenr is a lovely creature, and I am all about her outfit…

Her only downfall, is actually a huge downfall, and despite being lovely and in a great outfit, she needs to be taken out back and shot, thanks the family that she was dropped into and that she hasn’t disowned, because they are currently using her to stay on the map, to stay relevant and to keep the interest of the general public….using her skinny, fit, tight, model-like body..

The fact is that her genetics come from a horrible place, she shares DNA with horrible people, she represents a horrible time in pop culture, celebrity and Los Angeles…..not to mention she was also raised by these vapid cunts, and associates with those vapid cunts, and thus is a vapid cunt…

But that doesn’t mean you don’t want to fill that emptyness…because when it is in picture..it’s good….

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2015

29

May

Kylie Jenner Tight Pants of the Day

Kylie Jenner…who is digusting…and she’s only 17…not because she bangs older rappers…but because the plastic surgery, the rough around the edges, plastic surgery looking body at 17…can only go to a horrible place…you know with the worst of Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian and their mom to thank for her flawed personality…and look…

Here she is in tight pants…

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2015

29

May

Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy

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Miranda Kerr still exists…so there is life after the organized crime ring of Victoria’s Secret…but more importantly, there is life after cheating on your probably gay husband Orlando Bloom, with Justin Bieber, in some pervert Australian sexual deviant with too much money, who likes to party hard because that’s what Australians do, whether they are models or not…and that life consists of the Asian market, but also billionaires who “date her”…and by “date her”…I mean have her on Payroll because all billionaires want Victoria’s Secret models to add to their collection of pussy they have been up inside…you know like a conversation piece for their weirdo rich person self involved conversations….

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2015

29

May

Gigi Hadid Vagina Definition of the Day

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Along with being the daughter of a billionaire who fucks models and the model he once fucked enough to have kids with…parents we can assume are stage parents who set up this life for what she assumes is her beautiful girl, the most beautiful girl, as egotistical people tend to feel about their kids….Gigi Hadid also wears tight pants….which is probably the most she has to think about in her vapid little spoiled brat life…

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2015

29

May

Nadine Leopold for Marie Claire UK of the Day

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Nadine Leopold is a 21 year old model from Austria, which in case you didn’t know, is also where Hitler is from, which doesn’t mean she’s a Nazi, but she may represent what the Nazi party was looking for with her aryan, model face…

Her claim to fame is dating Harry Styles, who I think had sex with Taylor Swift, thanks to being part of the biggest act in the world Simon Cowell created…I guess she’s also done Victoria’s Secret and other shit..

I like that she’s not a fat, plus sized model…because I like the traditional model look, call me old school, but I need that to destroy self esteem of the girls deserve to have no self esteem, and who I need to have no self esteem, because their no self esteem makes them willing to fuck me because no one else wants to fuck them, and people like to fuck…even when they hate themselves…

You see that’s the problem with this fat chick owning her fat chick hustle..it leaves people like me in the dark because even they realize they can do better.

I like her freckles…

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2015

29

May

Hilary Duff Has a New Album of the DAy

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Hilary Duff is promoting a new album. This is what happens when a mom of one gets a divorce…at really any age, you know focusing on either her career, or trying to get as much male attention as possible by getting naked, half naked, putting on a push up bra, and hitting the night clubs or party scene, to fill the void that is her vagina, thanks to spending a solid few years in what is pretty much prison, even if that prison involved cheating on your significant other on a regular basis….is still a fucking prison because you have to deal with the motherfucker…

Anyway, she’s still got it going on, but she may want to look into a new graphic designer, because this shit looks bootleg and from the back of something you’d pick up in China town…but you’ll still jerk off to it because…you’re weird.

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2015

29

May

Mariah Morvant for Cameron Davis and Purple of the Day

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I don’t know who this MARIAH MORVANT model is…

But I know what she is doing, and that is being an active participant in this fashion and modeling world….that involves less clothing and more nudity to get noticed or to be taken seriously…

There are never too many girls willing to get topless or naked for any reason, because in all my years of doing this….and in all my years of being a pervert…there was a time when you had to date a girl for a month before seeing tits…but now…they are just fucking everywhere…quick to digest…and often times…they are amazing…making it pretty hard to commit to one set of tits..there’s just too many out there to ignore me and ruin my life…to settle with just one…..

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2015

29

May

Doutzen Kroes for Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes dropped out of Victoria’s Secret, because I guess she had no choice, and they had an uprising at the company, where they realized it was time to replace the squad with a new line-up, that we can assume are younger, hotter, more affordable, and already social media stars to help market the cheap to market, low level, over priced, sweatshop made, quick to market, mall brand garbage that every girl wants to endorse, because it means a long lasting career, rich and famous lovers and husbands…and great PR…without really realizing they are just peddling garbage…

That said, Doutzen wants you to know that marrying a black man is not a nail in a coffin of her career, having two kids is not a nail in a coffin of her career, and getting fired from VS isn’t a nail in a coffin of her career…because people know her and want to see her naked…and photographers…like Gilles Bensimon…are there to take the pics…

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2015

29

May

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on Set of the Day

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Kate Upton is on set of a movie…because I guess she’s figured out the way to look skinny, no, not wrapping herself aggressively in SPANX, something I am sure she already does…but rather connect with her creepy pervert fans through shitty romantic comedies…not because she has a passion for acting, or because she’s just trying to prove that acting doesn’t require talent, but because she knows the camera ads 10 – 20 pounds, so when people see her in person, they say in shock “I thought you were way fatter than this”…something that as a fat girl, she probably loves to hear…

That said, here’s her fat ass….in a pencil skirt…like a secretary..

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2015

29

May

Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italy of the Day

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Test tube baby Josephine Skriver proves yet again that genetically modified humans, unlike their food counterparts, are much more substantial and good to look at than regular in utero born babies…especially when those test tube babies are made from gay scientists and some lesbian…because they are raised to be fabulous, to look fabulous, to dress fabulous, and to get into modeling to be fabulous…the poster child for the experiment we can consider a success..all funded by Victoria’s Secret…

I’m a fan of this future technology. I need it for my basement, you know to give my captives friends that no one will notice are missing..

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2015

29

May

Elisabeth Harnois Ass Crack of the Day

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Elisabeth Harnois is some CSI star and if I was some kind of low level editor at some mainstream publication – i would make a CSI related pun for the morons who read that shit…but instead I’ll stay within my wheelhouse of being a low level editor of what I guess is considered a blog, not quite a publication but not quite a Facebook page, and focus on how sloppy her ass is…not because I hate sloppy asses, I’ll jack my face up into any ass, while jacking myself off to any ass, only to realize that it’s not enough to turn my desensitized and possibly impotent thanks to diabetes dick…leading to me asking her to either start peeing, farting, or inserting random objects in herself to really appreciate the experience…

I’m sure this looks better in clothes.

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2015

29

May

Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire UK of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones or another one of those very successful, popular, shows that people everywhere are obsessed with but that I don’t care about because I can’t handle dragons, wizards and fantasy shit…I say leave that shit on college campuses where the virgin losers who you see have sword fights in the park create their sci-fi/fantasy swords…and where they congregate together…because without a club…they’d just be weird and alone…

I know, there’s nudity on the show…and rape scenes…but I prefer spending my time listening to my own failures…as she chokes on her fat neck next to me…

Either way, here’s Emilia Clarke in a magazine.

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2015

29

May

Sam Cannon by Nat Lanyon of the Day

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I don’t know who Sam Cannon and Nat Lanyon are, but does who they are really matter. This is a superficial world where we only just care about ourselves, that luckily has a need for nude and half nude content, since we’re all over exposed to the shit, sitting in front of screens all day, and have a need to never get enough of it, one of those never satisfied always looking for the next tit…as a general philosphy….

And the good news is that with that constant need for tit, there is a constant flow of talent willing to show their tits, in hopes to have a career as a model…thinking this is how to get it..

So who they are…doesn’t matter…what they are doing…does….

Posted in:NSFW|Sam Cannon

2015

29

May

Chubby Margot Robbie on Set of the Day

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Margot Robbie is some Australian who became a superstar thanks to Wolf of Wall Street….because she was naked in it and everyone freaked the fuck out over her…

As much as I hate on everything, I understood the hype, because she was fucking hot..and virtually unknown so that we didn’t have any of her real life bullshit to make us hate her for her personal life…. HERE IS THE CLIP

But for some reason, a reason I call an Australian leaving Australia, and loving the fame and probably not fortune from that movie, that probably paid out in different ways, like rich men who wanted to get up inside her…she’s got chunky…

And now, she’s on set of Suicide Squad trying to touch her toes while she can, you know before her gut gets in the way, as it looks like it is going to do soon enough….but not quite yet.

The good news for her is that America loves fat chicks.

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