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2014

20

Sep

Some Alleged Nude Celebrities of the Day

I don’t know how legitimate the nude celebrity leak is. I mean it’s very possible that some nerd somewhere spent hours creating these nude pics. Nerds have very little else to do with their time….and the source of the nudes is from the nerd hub of the internet.

But this site THEFAPPENING.EU posted a bunch of alleged leaks from the alleged leak that happened a few weeks ago….

I just know that I don’t care about Kim Kardashianm I’ve seen her fuck, Jennifer Lawrence, I find her annoying, even when getting fingered, but hotter than I ever expected HERE or Vanessa Hudgens round 2 – this time not underage and hairy and not interesting, Kaley Cuoco and Avril Lavigne recently divorced, or this Aubrey Plaza MASTURBATION VIDEO or whoever else are rumored to be in these pictures naked….

I am sure there was a time when this would have excited me…or interested me even remotely, but there’s hotter, sluttier, less egotistical girls on instagram who I would rather see naked…not to mention naked isn’t really a big deal anymore, we are a porn generation so nude selfies…is just typical…not to mention, I feel like I’ve already seen these girls naked, and some of them I already have…so this is just boring…and these girls think they are too hot, too rich and too important for your dick…they won’t even talk to you if you saw them in public, so why bother jerking off to their nudes…because they won’t fuck you or talk to you? Becasue you’ve seen them in movies and think they are more important than normal girls….I don’t know the whole thing is pretty dumb.

But here are a collection of some of the alleged leaks for you to decipher. If I hear from Lawyers, even though I am just doing my journalist duty to report the news, I’l know they are legit…

I don’t think they are legit…but you can just watch the KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE instead of buying into her faking a leak to jump in on the action..

I DON’T KNOW IF THESE ARE LEGIT PICS BUT THEY ARE VIA THEFAPPENING.EU

Or WATCH CELEBRITY SEX TAPES

Posted in:Hacked

2014

19

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I plan on getting drunk and once drunk…I plan on offering normal everyday girls money for sex…you know to turn them into hookers…only for them to learn the hard way that the first lesson of hooking…is getting used to not getting paid..because I don’t have money…if I had money…I wouldn’t have to pay for sex…obviously….but the good news is that I can always go to the laundromat and jerk off on the panties of girl’s too lazy to supervise their dryer….

All this to say…very exciting weekend…and here are some stepLINKS….

Tom Brady’s Resume…
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Courtney Stodden Tits
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Sofia Vergara Boob Bounce
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J.Lo in Double Denim
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Nina Agdal in a Bra
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Georgia Man Shot and Killed in Police Custody
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Nikki Lund in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Weird Fuckign People
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This LA Lawyer Photoshopped Herself with Celebs to Pass Off as Clients
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You Will Want to Fuck Amy Adams
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Cleavage at an Event
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Cara Santana in Denim
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Katrina Bowden in her Underwear
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Anais Zanotti’s in a Bikini
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Things that Bounce…
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Demi Lovato Spreads Them Wide In A Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Parking Lot Model….
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Jennifer Garner Cankles
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Some Chick Named Fanny Neguesha’s Hottest Instagram
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A Big Nose in Some Wine –
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17 Funniest News Interview Wins
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Alexa Chung Panty Flash!
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I Would Let This Chick Shit On Me.
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Maitland Ward is Ridiculous
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Barbie Has Whore Outfits
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Girls iN YOGA Pants are AMAZING
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Miley Cyrus Concert Erotica
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Dude Demonstrates His Abs
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Good God, I Love Kelly Brooks Big Titties…Here’s Why…
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Cara Delevingne ina Bikini
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Behati in a Bikini
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Iggy Azalea’s Fat Ass Performing
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Dog Freaks the Fuck Out
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Jessica Simpson is Done Having Kids
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Apparently These are The Best Female Youtubers –
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Lea Michele Legs
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Big Tits in the Shower
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Sofia Vergara in Jeans and a T-Shirt
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A Bunch Of Page 3 girls
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Coooking Show that Neets to Be On TV
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Kristen Bell Pregnant
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Fake Lost Dog Missing Posters
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Jeanette McCurdy Side Boob
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Papa Roach Got Herpes From His Uncle
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12 Amazing Minutes of Insertion
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Under the Desk Pussy Spread
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FREE LIVE SEX SHOWS – GET IN
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Best Nude Moments on Banshee
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Greek Fame Whores are AMAZING
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Jennifer Lawrence is Crying for Attention
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Big Tit Fashion Show!
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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THere is a Male Birth Control Pill on the Market
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Miss Asia 2014…LOL
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Multi-Vitamins for Drunks…
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Naked in a Cyber Cafe
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Sep

Top 114 Drunk Girls for Drinkwell of the Day

My good friends at Drinkwell the geniuses behind a multivitamin for people who drink, have decided to take my health into their hands, to help me be the best at drinking that I can be, by sending me some of their multivitamin designed for people who drink…making me more celebrate the weekend, drinking, with drunk girls…so many fucking drunk girls…get your DRINKWELL vitamins so that you can stay healthy enough to keep on the party…

Long live alcoholism…. DRINKWELL

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Posted in:stepLIST

2014

19

Sep

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, but who still has big old boobs that are worth looking at, especially when at this angle, because you don’t have to look at the rest of her sloppiness that she’s managed to hide her entire career as a Glamour model, who is less trashy that the fake titty counterparts, because she had natural tits, but still a Glamour model…which is some low level bottom feeding one step above stripping…

I’m sure I’ve written tons of horrible things about her over the years…like about her smearing her abortion on herself HERE – because I am a hater – but this selfie…makes me think she’s ok…I should be more supportive of her work…because even when you’re not a TIT guy…but more a personality guy who looks for the inner soul and motivations of a girl…you know her brain, her talents and her sense of humor…because you don’t believe in objectifying women…you can throw that nice guy bullshit aside and become a tit guy…even if it’s just for a few minutes…tit have that power…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

19

Sep

Tallulah Willis and Scout Willis in the Bath Together

Tallula Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal, as stepfather Ashton would make them get naked and sit on his lap everyday when Demi was recovering from surgeries or getting blood transfusions from the native Montana kids she was trying to steal youth from..

They did this SHOOT …because they are little hipsters…and now they are posing pics of them taking baths together…all comparing their vaginas to see if they look anything like their mom’s tranny dick she had chopped off early on in her career…and the whole thing is amazing..

IT’s like the logic of a threesome is still a threesome if fat girls are involved – because it is a threesome and the two fat girls cancel each other out allowing you to focus on the threesome…only the sister version…a whole lot of awesome…seriously…good job girls.

Posted in:Tallulah Willis

2014

19

Sep

Kendall Jenner Erotica of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this obscure photo of what I think is her ass….but is up on some scrambled porn kick that bringing back horrible drunken masturbation memories from an era before the internet – in basements at friends houses only to be caught by their wives or girlfriends in the level of pervert and desperation that is never graceful, only tit in the top right of the screen in blue, the other tit that may be an asshole in the bottom left in red…all fucking confusing…but with enough audio to get your through it…

Either way, no one likes this Kendall chick, but the media love her and because of theat the brands love her, and because of that, you masturbate to her…and because of that…you’re pathetic.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

19

Sep

Blumarine Nipple Fashion Show of the Day

Here are some nipples at a fashion show, because nipples and fashion go hand in hand, I’ve been jerking off to fashion magazines and fashion shows since the late 80s, and the fact is that I respect the fashion industry’s ability to both make see through clothing a trend…but also make million of money selling ads to luxury brands set to nipples…because nipples aren’t that big of a deal…but for some reason…it is only ok by the mainstream when in fashion….all while being ok by me…

Here is the Blumarine show….whatever that is….nipples!!

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

19

Sep

Cameron Diaz in GQ Germany of the Day

Everyone knows that Germans are sexual deviants. They have the weirdest porn, the weirdest fetishes, and it all probably stems from the whole Nazi thing, but I’m no sociologist, and I don’t really care what beer drinking, tank of a woman is shitting on…whether it is a German engineer…a product of ethnic cleansing in the 1940s…or whatever…I think it adds to the fun of international sex tourism…

I will say that some of the sicker things they have done – is publish pictures of Cameron Diaz, like she’s not a boxy menopausal chick who shouldn’t be cast as the love interest in movies anymorey…thanks to Judd Apatow having a crush…and like she’s a sexy vixen…

I get it, she’s still got nice long legs…but so do many over 60 year old women I don’t want to see half naked pretending…

I guess I believe in own your shit, love your shit…but don’t perpetuate some like like you’re J.Lo still holding onto a dream because it pays millions a year…

I don’t know if these pictures are old and repurposed from another GQ, but I do know that Cameron Diaz is old, and that may be all I need to know.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

19

Sep

Anne Hathaway on a Set of the Day

Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro are filming some movie called The Intern, I saw a porno, even though I hate porn, with the same name, that I assume the mainstream is Parodying, because the mainstream has lost all sense of creativity and fear taking risks, so now they are going through old porn titles to get ideas…at least that’s my theory.

That said, this Oscar winning scam, you know winning for shaving her head, and now she is showing us all her questionable talent – by looking like an asshole on set, without breaking character and laughing or showing any shame because they are paying her a lot of money for this…

I find this kinda funny…what is even funnier is that at least one person is masturbating to this.

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anne Hathaway