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2014

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The fail in being a reclusive is when three hot girls text you persistently to leave the house to meet up with them for sex…forcing me to really weigh the pros and cons of being a reclusive…only to choose reclusive because leaving the work…when I can just ask for nudes…sex requires work….maybe this reclusive thing is stupid..maybe nudes have made choosing reclusive easy…

We’re all fucking doomed.

Here are some morning links…

Fifty Shades of Grey Has a New Trailer….
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Cute Girl Works it for the Paparazzi While They are Trying to Shoot Karlie Kloss
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The Best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys
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22 Broken GIFs
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Andrea Calle’s Big Booty in a Bikini
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Apparently Evan Mendes Pulled a Hispanic and Trapped Ryan Gosling with a Kid
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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Comedians in Cars Getting Cocaine
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9 Year Old Married a 62 Year Old Woman…What?
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Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Hooker
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21 Year Close Up
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Harvard Students Invent a Useless Thing…
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Missing Girls Alert
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Cut Pug Sleeping because I Love Pugs…
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2014

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize why I married a woman I hate…because I would never let any girl I like or respect end up with me. They deserve better and I can’t let them commit to having sex with me for the rest of their life or for any period of time exclusively, they deserve better and I don’t like eating pussy tainted with other dude’s dick – and I don’t share – unless it is a hooker…in which case – I manage to deal – depending on how inexpensive they are…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Selena Gomez is 22 and 10 THings You’ll Like Better…
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Newest VS Model – Nipples!
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More Selena Gomez Bikini Shower Pics
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So Much Ass!
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Pets Caught Sleeping…Doing the BAE
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Naya Rivera’s Kim KArdashian Style Wedding
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Brandi Glanville Flashing Her Thong…
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Jessica Simpson’s Honeymoon Pics
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NBA Careers Ruined by Injury
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Miley Cyrus is Misbehaving
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Jessica Alba’s New Sin City Poster
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Selena Gomez in a Towel
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Beyonce’s Offensive
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Nicky Hilton is Getting Fat!
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Lily Allen Unfortunate Panty Flash
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Zoe Saldana is Pregnant
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I want to fuck Kelli Berglund
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Snoop Dog Smoked Weed in the White House
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Hot Pics of Naya Rivera to Celebrate her Hasty Wedding
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Girls in Short Shorts
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18 Types of Asian Girls…
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Slut of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel’s Beach Nipple
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45 Most Amazing News and Sports Photobombs of All Time
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Kids Swearing In Movies: The Supercut
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Kelly Brook is Some Serious Thickness
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10 Spider GIFS
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Some Chick Posing in a Bathing Suit – Set to Music…
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Emmy Rossum in Skin Tight Jeans
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Angel Acker – Nasty in a Bikini
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Andrea Calle in Her Bikini
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Marines Confront a Fake Marine
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Insane Brown’s Fan Pees on Art Modell’s Grave…
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Caitlin O’Connor in a Bikini
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Mom of the Day
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I Kinda Wish I Fucked Kate Hudson….Before Everyone in the World Fucked Kate Hudson
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Bieber Uses Wheelchair to Cut Lines at Disney
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Irina Shayk Must Have One Hairy Bush
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Biker Gets Rear Ended
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A Pretty Shitty Boob Job
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Freak Hail Storm Ruins Day
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Lindsay Lohan Still Thinks She’s Hot
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Why is Your BRain in Your Head
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Teen Has 232 Teeth Removed…
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Aubrey O’Day Hot in Concert
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Plane Taking Off
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Leonardo Does Kung Fu KIcks on a Yacht
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80s Family Portrait of the Day
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Inked Bitches
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Adriana LIma – Modeling
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Ass Flash in the Library
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Babe on a Park Bench
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Scarlett Johansson’s Sex Secene in Avengers – Is Crazy – LOL
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20 Questions with Brandy Aniston
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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This Voyeur’s Lie has good Pics
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Everything Butt!
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Babe Bates!
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Arianny Celeste Does a Bikini Cartwheel
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Busty Redhead in a Tanning Bed…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Coolio for The Evil People at Pornhub
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Thug Gets Killed by a Cop….
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Crazy Footage of a Dude Jumping in Front of a Train
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I Don’t Understand this Public African Ceremony – But I Hate It
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Fingers in the Butt
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Webcam Asshole Flash…
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Bartender Sets Man’s Face on Fire
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Jul

Jessie Andrews Bush for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am not a huge fan of Jessie Andrews….only because she’s blocked me on all social media, despite being friends with a lot of people I know…including her manager for her DJing who I have a pug connection with…

I don’t watch porn, so I can’t really talk about her performances, other than that I know she’s doing her first Anal scene pretty soon.

I don’t go to clubs, so I can’t really talk about her DJing, I just know you can fuck her on camera for less than booking her to DJ your party…

I do know that she’s dialled into the “art” and “fashion” and “hipster” world…and that in doing that not only can she rock an awesome bush…the kind of bush I would let rub on my face because I love bush…and everyone or anyone who has ever read this site will know that…since day one I’ve loved it.

I’m talking jerking off on hipster 20 year old bush since the fucking 80s…and I embrace that shit more than anyone I know…and I encourage every girl to grow out her bush…

So I’m loving these…as much as I love the fact that Jessie Andrews has done the right media to encourage a new generation of girl to embrace her sexuality and fuck on camera…you know being the slut she wants to be – without worrying about social norms and pressures…it’s all very fucking liberating…and I get to see hipster bush in the process…thus a huge fan….

Posted in:Jessie Andrews

2014

23

Jul

Britney Spears Lingerie Collection of the Day

Britney Spears posted a picture of her in lingerie. Nice a soft focused so you can’t really see all the reasons you don’t want to see Britney Spears in lingerie…because she’s apparently launching a lingerie line. Her handlers figure it’s another revenue stream so why the fuck not…well maybe because there’s nothing Sexy about Britney and the lingerie you’d expect her to wear is cheese slices and canned beans or whatever else ghetto welfare addicts wear to be sexy when having a manic episode in the trailer park – ending up pregnant but unsure with what dad – since you let them all cum in you…only far richer and more famous…

This isn’t very hot…it’s lies people lies…

She is not behind this brand, an existing lingerie company is licensing her name and giving her 25% of revenue…it’s a scam…lingerie isn’t her passion…dirty underwear from not showering for a week is….

But here’s the preview pic anyway…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

23

Jul

Jennette McCurdy Slutty for Instagram of the Day

I don’t know who Jennette McCurdy is. I’ve seen her fucked up face around the last little while and the only thing interesting about her is that she posts slutty pics to her instagram for attention – which are a lot better when her face is cropped out of it…

Her captions are pretty genius…


#nofilter #datass #fapfapfap #eww #boysaregross

The triple FAP…screams “I’m a child star on a kid’s show trying to break free from that by being slutty and an exhibitionist thanks to having a stage mom who taught me how to whore when I was young, cuz if you look at my face, you’ll see I have no business being anywhere near a camera…unless it’s for porn!”….

I like it…

Posted in:Jennette McCurdy

2014

23

Jul

Hilary Duff’s Bed Summersault of the Day

Scientologist Hilary Duff posted this video of her “waking up”…that I assume was meant to be cute and funny…you know inviting us into her home to watch her get out of bed and start her day…only to disappoint because her summersaults in and out of the bed…are fully clothed…in jeans…I mean…make this exact same video in skimpy panties and we’re onto something…doing it like this is just plane dumb….but probably still a fetish to at least one of you weirdos…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

23

Jul

Selena Gomez in a See Through Bathing Suit with Implied Lesbianism of the Day

Doing what I do, I realize that there are far more important things going on in the world – than just this celebrity gossip, who is dating who, smoke and mirror bullshit people care about because it’s shoved down their throats and they are trained to care about it…

You know instead of trying to make yourself famous, or to make a difference, or to make money to live like you’re famous…you’re obsessing over Selena Gomez turning 22…

THere are real issues going on…

So when my friend MADE THIS TOP 10 SELENA GOMEZ BIRTHDAY BIKINI AND 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT MORE …I was happy to see, I am not alone in hating celebrity, finding celebrity a vapid group of retards that produce shitty content and that divert from real issues in life…to focus on their spoiled brat luxuries…

The uprising is now…just as soon as I’m done staring at her little implants in a sheer bathing suit…unfortunately the highlight of my day…because I don’t need to worry about worldly issue or my own success when I can just stare at 22 year old hard nipples in a white bathing suit – reminding me of the time my friends sister was in a white bathing suit at their pool and she was walking around unaware that it was see through…showing us all her nice inny pussy…giving me something to jerk off to all through high school…leading to my love of all things white bikini….

Here she is showering for the paparazzi with Cara Delevingne…

TO SEE SOME THAT TOP 10 a href=”http://famousmisfortune.com/index.php/2014/07/23/top-ten-selenas-22nd/” target=”_blank”> CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

23

Jul

Irina Shayk Flashing Pany of the Day

Irina Shayk was on Extra or some other low level show that is desperate to talk to any and all low level famous people because they are on 5 days a week and no A-Listers really participate in their bullshit…not that I really know what Extra is up to, I hate that shit. I just know that Maria Menounos’s anal loving Greek ass isn’t on it anymore, now it’s just Saved by the Bell’s Mario Lopez…which makes sense because hispanics in their 40s are probably the demographic of the show anyway..

That said, Irina flahsed panties, because if you’re going to be on TV, do your best to get noticed, it was just 5 years ago she was a Russian girl who had dreams of America…flashing panties for 4 dollars an hour…this isn’t much of struggle or stretch for her…if anything her whole career is based on panties..and getting that career..also based on panties…so I guess it’s just falling into place and reminding girls everywhere…show your panties…starting today, by emailing me…

So much white…not very period friendly…risky….I like it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here are her feet for the foot fetishists

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Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

23

Jul

Hana Jirickova for Vogue Russia of the Day

Her name is Hana Jirickova …she is a Czech model. Her biggest flaw in being Czech is that unlike other Czech girls…she’s not shooing porn for 100 dollars a scene. I am talking some of the most incredible looking girls who are making very little money to fuck on camera are Czech…yet this one has gone off to do Vogue…but at least she’s showing some nipple, because without nipple I would feel as though she completely lost touch with her hooker roots…

That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect and I am in love…like I am with all these girls…because I am easy to please thanks to my fat wife ruining women for me, before realizing if I detach myself from hating her, her disgustingness has made me love all women…one of those they are all better than her…she is the problem…save me…situations…

Posted in:Hana Jirickova