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2014

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

@minastefan does her own #stepGIRLS #selfie shoot because we asked her to…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I’ve been trying to incorporate EBOLA into sexting, you know keeping current in my seduction, even if people are already bored of the EBOLA meme and have moved onto less deadlier threats, like Hallwoeen….I’ve been telling girls shit like that I want to make EBOLA in their asses so bad they shit out their insides…and things like that…and it hasn’t been effective – so I’ll just stick to telling them I want to give them something to fear, like my very very creepy passionate love…

12 Ads Gone Wrong
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Anne Hathaway is a Mosnter…in a Dress
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A Bunch of Ass for Wednesday
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Bella Thorne is Not in Pants
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Cleavage
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Sexy Ebola Costumes for Halloween
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Drug Dealer Goes To Jail – For Posting Pics With Big Sacks of Weed
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The Honest Trailer of SAW
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14 Things That Make You Say WTF While Driving….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Jennifer Lawrence
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Today in Renee Zellweger’s Older Face…
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Olivia Wilde is Boring
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Ivy is the Slut of the Day
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Ben Affleck With Bats…
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Colleen Shannon is a Sexy Hitchiker
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Jess Pare is Pregnant
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Jess Biel is Pregnant
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Supra Breaks the Speed record!
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Colleen Shannon in a Bikini..
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Pope Francis Admitted There May Not Be a God
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Anne Hathaway Goth
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing
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Taylor Swift Cleavage
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Caitlin O’Connor’s Shitty Tits See Through
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J.Lo Has Strong Legs
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12 Gravity Defying Pics….
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Anna Faris has Legs because She’s Not an Amputee
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Abigail Breslin Freaks me the Fuck Out
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Girls on Bikes
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25 Adult Jokes Hidden in Cartoons
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Kyle Minogue and Her Rich Boyfriend
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Alessandra Ambrosio at Some Event of the Day
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Daniel Radcliffe Rapping for Fallon
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Cindy Crawford Leaves Hotel…
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14 Stupid Challenges….
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Irina Shayk in a Red Dress
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Hot Girls With Tattoos
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DJ Colleen Street Walker
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Katie Price Poll of the Day
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A Bunch of Asians.
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Goofiest Sexiest Halloween Costumes
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Lottie Hayes is a Hot Topless Model
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Adam Levine Destorys Hot Models
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Evil Cat of the Day
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Fireball Whiskey Recalled Filled with AntiFreeze
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17 Kids Dressed Up in Costumes They Don’t Get….
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Celebs Doing Halloween
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Arianna Grande Slutty on Set of her New Video
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Hottest Celebrity Costumes of All Time…
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Some Babe in a Dalmation Onesie
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Some Girl Named Yesenia Bustillo in Playboy
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Some Really Busty Girl at the Beach – Naked
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This Guy is a Squirter
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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A Girl in a Parking Garage Doing More Than Just Parking
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Girl and her Hitachi
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Adrianne Curry Nude
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

29

Oct

Britney Spears Tits for Instagram Declare Britney Day of the Day

An invitation to all the Britneys around the world! ????

Een video die is geplaatst door Britney Spears (@britneyspears) op

Apparently November 5 is Britney Day…as if not every day of the fucking year is Britney Day, at least for her family, who keep her medicated and well behaved so that they can continue generating revenue off her by milking her fucking soul…and I guess that’s huge news, but I am only into it because of her mom outfit and attempt at reading her lines…this is like Crossroads all over again….memories of the days we thought Britney was going to win an Academy Award…before exhausting her soul as this dancing monkey you all wish you could K-Fed…or at very least…sniff…right?

Either way, I wonder what activities go on on Britney Day…head shaving? Cheetos Eating contests? Being restrained by your parents while being forced to dance…Lip Synching battles…impregnating rich girls so that they pay you support for the rest of your life – I mean why isnt’ this a national holiday…I want in….

To see her Tits at CVS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

29

Oct

Sarah Hyland Fireman of the Day

Sarah Hyland posted a couple of sleazy halloween pictures from the set of Modern Family, that I guess aren’t sleazy enough, considering she was pretty much raised by Sofia Vergara, the woman who put it out there so much in her 20s and 30s that it finally stuck, and she finally made it…

I guess when you look at these pics of Sarah Hyland you’ve got to wonder why her boyfriend was beating up on her, the one she got a restraining order from, when he should have been capitalizing that she looks 12 – despite being 20 – by having sex with her…

It’s like all you asshole women beaters don’t get that beating women is just stupid…when you can have sex with them – especially when they own costumes like this…

That said, Halloween is coming – and so will you….and while you wait for that creepy ass creepy – here are A BUNCH OF Celebs Doing Halloween GO

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

29

Oct

Bo Koehler is Amazing for Galore of the Day

I have no idea who Bo Koehler is…but apparently she’s a model…at least that’s what I’ve concluded from these GALORE PICS of her being amazing in the grocery store and it is safe to say, this never happens to me when I am at the grocery store, because the only girls I am given the opportunity to pray on, are usually the handicapped girls they hire at a discount to arrange products in the store…

I mean sure there is the occassional babe buying food for one that you feel you could follow home – but really those people shopping for one are usually monsters you understand why they are alone and not just because of the amount of canned cat food they are buying – but because of their busted up everything…and then there are moms who never seem to hate their husbands enough to fuck me in a “look how much I hate you – I fucked this guy” kind of way…

That said, here are some pics…of what is just a fantasy.

Via GALORE

Posted in:Bo Koehler

2014

29

Oct

Hot Photoshoot by Signe Vilstrup of the Day

Here is a topless shoot by a photographer who seems pretty established named SIGNE VILSTRUP for a magazine that I’ve never heard of called DANSK

I’ve got no idea who the models are, what the concept is, but I figure if you get an established photographer, some props, hair and make-up, stylin and naked girls – who probably wouldn’t otherwise get naked…it’s a fucking win.

Posted in:Photos

2014

29

Oct

Emma Watson for ELLE UK of the Day

Emma Watson creeps me out – because I know you weirdos have been jerking off to her since before she hit puberty. You know Harry Potter fans, just socially awkward enough, thanks to a love for Wizards, to sexualize her or at least “collect her”….to wait for her to turn 18….and I don’t think I can really see past that and I have never seen a Harry Potter movie. I just know what she represents…

I mean maybe if her editorials for Elle were a little better concept than this suburban real estate mom working on her new “casual” look for an ad she’s running…or maybe this is some Kids author working on her media kit…

This can’t be a well paid hollywood star…it’s just too fucking boring to be…especially when you consider the amount of people who masturbated to her over the years, people who would probably still masturbate to these because they feature her and that’s how nerd loyalty works ,I just think it could have been so much better…but I still wouldn’t care because Emma Watson is dull.

Posted in:Emma Watson

2014

29

Oct

Luisa Has a Workout and Shower By Obi Wolf of the Day

I don’t know who OBI WOLF is…but apparently he’s a photographer.

I don’t know who his model Luisa is, or even if she’s a model, but as far as I’m concerned anyone who gets in front of a camera is a model, and you don’t need an agency or clients paying you to matter…we are all god’s people, especially when hot enough, because when you’re ugly, you’re just invisible and no one wants to look at that shit unless it is to point and laugh…

But pointing and laughing is not anything I want to do with Luisa on her morning workout, toothbrushing shower regimtns…unless you call masturbating “pointing”…which although weird…would mean I was pointing..only not laughing because I am more of a cryer…

I don’t know what I am going on about, I just know I like this.

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2014

29

Oct

Nina Agdal is a Boring Bikini Model of the Day

Nina Agdal proves that if you have a face or head of someone with a mild retardation – you sure as hell better have an ass that makes her head obsolete – because you know with her facial structure – if she was 50 or 60 pounds heavier – she’d look more like an inbred on Honey Boo Boo’s show…shopping at walmart, than the body used by Walmart to sell fat size versions of what she’s wearing….not that this is a Walmart campaign, but I like to think Nina Agdal is a Walmart caliber model…but she’s still got a great ass – that still smells of Adam Levine…

That said, here are some boring bikini pics…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

29

Oct

Top 10 Taylor Swift Does Letterman of the Day

Taylor Swift is the biggest thing in Entertainment. She started in country, country people are loyal, and that built a solid fanbase that she has been able to expand on by moving her way into pop, by singing about failed relationships and teen girl issues that teen girls can relate to, and she’s done it in the most calculated, inoffensive way, that you just can’t hate, but rather appreciate her strategic hustle…that I assume her parents helped guide and make happen – but unlike most stage parents they actually made it happen…and even when she rolled through dozens of men, something most people would think was slutty, she owned it and played victim and the world believed…and that’s just fucking magical…

She’s tall, she’s thin, she has a great body, she wants to be a model, but instead she just owns them in her collection of things she has amassed being the billion dollar empire she is – and last night – as part of her campaign to release her album across all kinds of people – and markets – she did Letterman – and here are the top pics from that glorious journey she’s on….

COSTUME CHANGE:

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