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2015

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day weekend…are you a pathetic loser with no friends or family who turns to the internet for salvation like it is your new GOD…since we live in a GODLESS world…

Or are you just a figment of my imagination….

Don’t drink and drive, but if you do, aim for the fat chicks…

Here are some links…

J.Lo is Hot and Slutty for US Weekly
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Kim K Convinced Kyie to Get Lip Injections
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Robert DeNiro Commencement Speech
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Camille Rowe Topless
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Abigail Ratchford Posed Nude for Playboy
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Reese Witherspoon Lives
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Kendall Jenner in a Purple Dress
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Flava Flav Arrested
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Josephine Skriver at Some Event
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The Most Suspicious Products Sold on Conspiracy Websites
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The Best Male/Female Platonic Friendships in Film
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36 Times Punctuation Changed Everything
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What the Fuck is This Proposal Video…
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EMRATA’S USED THONG
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Models for AIDS
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Some Social Media Bullshit
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Alexandra Daddorio in Details
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Mirror Selfies
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Irina Shayk Big Tits
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Some Chick Had a Baby
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New Fantastic Four Trailer..
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Adriana Lima at an Event
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Rita Ora TITTY HOLD
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Redmund O’Neal Looks Healthy
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Camille Rowe in Panties in bed
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Petra Nemcova Side Tit
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Khalesi Body Double to Stay a Virgin
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Cat in a Cone Drinks Water
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Gigi Hadid Cleavage
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Made in America…
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Irina Shayk Big Cleavage
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ELLA ROSE IS ALRIGHT
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VIN DIESEL BREAK DANCE
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ARIZONA STATE HO
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Xenia Deli – Bikini Shoot
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Man Arrested After Being Filmed Getting Head in Subway
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Porn Star TWEETS ARE WEIRD
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Some Housewife in a Bikini
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No Olsen’s in the New Full House
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John Mayer Sues his Rolex Dealer
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PUG of the Day
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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Massie WIlliasm Sex TAPE
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WORST VIDEO EVER
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Hot as Fuck, Naked as Fuck, Tight as Fuck Babes Getting Stoned
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VAGINA EAT
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Plastic TITS
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BIG FUCKING TITS
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Cum Fetish
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Georgie’s Got Boobs
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Topless volleyball
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RuPal JIggles Amber Rose’s Ass
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10 Topless Pixar Voices
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Plastic BOOBIES
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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18 Year Old Breasts
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Julianne Hough Nipples Slip
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Lacey Banghard in Shorts
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Pixie Lott Nipples
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Greek Slut of the Day
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A Field Guide to Elizabeth Banks
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Shemale babes with big tits & big dicks live on cam…what the fuck….
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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COurtney Stodden sex Tape…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

22

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnancy Pics of the Day

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There was a time when Jennifer Love Hewitt was the cutest bird faced skinny girl with massive tits…then she become the middle aged fat chick…who was engaged only to be dropped thanks to that being comfortable weight..only to have dropped the weight and trapped some dude who probably things it is hilarious that he’s fucking Jennifer Love Hewitt because he remembers her from before she was so sad…

Well, all this to say is that if you’re a fat and lonely 35 year old, drop the weight and people will fall in love with you and your money from being on TV…and knock you up so they never have to work again..I promise…

What I am saying if you’re both rich and fit…you’re pretty much gonna win whatever you’re trying to win…all this to say, I don’t get off to Ready to Drop Porn…

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2015

22

May

All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day

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Jessica Alba is still pretty fucking amazing…I mean this is a mom of two and a Mexican…and it looks like this….that means it works real fucking hard…because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…you know that this kind of body doesn’t come natural, it comes with discipline…in fact most Mexicans I know look like they are pregnant with 2 kids when they aren’t….and not ever like this…and all while creating a billion dollar empire…it’s like what can’t this girl do…oh right…she’s got people doing everything for her…so she can gym and diet..but who cares…and look at the pics..she’s good.

All this to say…Oprah has been in Shape…

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2015

22

May

#TBT stepGIRLS American Flag in Times Square Video for Memorial Day of the Day

Happy Memorial Day America….Here’s our #stepGIRLS tribute from Last Year….on the Fourth of July…because Recycling is awesome…

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2015

22

May

Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day

Here’s a little Anastasia Ashley and the Bikini A Day girl with massive tits…doing a little Sugar Donut in the sad…because fat tits on one, and a fat ass on the other…make them a combined force you’ll have to jerk off to…

You fucking pigs…

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2015

22

May

Nicole Trunfio Breast Feeds for ELLE of the Day

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Nicole Trunfio is some Australian model who came to America and never really made it, but she did make someone else cum…deep inside her hard enough for it to make her a baby, that I guess she’s gone back home to Australia to use to exploit to get more attnetion for herself in the best possible way…

From Titty model who tried real hard to make it to mom…showing her titties to make it…legendary….

All this to say, Australian girls are amazing…including but not limited to this magic…

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2015

22

May

Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day

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Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal…

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2015

22

May

Kayslee Collins Nude Model of the Day

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Kayslee Collins is some lower tiered aspiring model who I think has done Playboy, but I guess who hasn’t done Playboy really…

I think she’s lovely, despite probably having a horrible attitude…

Mainly because she’s all about that getting naked to get noticed life…it is magical..and I think I want to date her..

Posted in:Kayslee Collins|NSFW

2015

22

May

Rita Ora’s Got Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora has tits..tits that got her a record deal…and tits that still exist to this very day…that she flaunts as often as she can because she’s growing her fan base and what better way to grow it…when all you have going for you is tits…and I guess a great Rihanna impersonation…because that is where they found her right? On the side of the street reenacting the Umbrella song ?…Or is that just the rumor…

I mean these girls are all prettey fucking interchangeable…but this one’s making moves…that I don’t mind staring at…

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2015

22

May

Bikini Campaign of the Day

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I generally really fucking hate bikini photoshoots…whether it is with some fame whore trying to get noticed….staging the shit in Miami…you know the non-celebs you’ll see on blogs sometimes because the paparazzi is trying to make them celebs so that they can make money on them…since bikini pics get hits…and hits make them money….to all the low level models who shoot for that water company that you see on billboards in LA…that feature playboy dot com girls who were not hot or interesting at all…but I also hate campaigns for brands that involve bikinis..not because bikinis are boring, I mean the one thing I need more of in my actual life is girls in bikinis…but because….the shoots are all the fucking same…but for some reason…a reason I call bright and colorful thailand and awesome bikinis…this shoot is pretty tight…I can’t be too sure about the girls since I don’t know who they are…but when you’ve got a penis like me…nothing is tight…

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2015

22

May

Edita Vilkeviciute by Pamela Hanson of the Day

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I had a Lithuanian friend who told me that you could buy the hottest Lithuanian girl to be your wife…without actually giving her money, but rather giving her access to your passport…no matter where you live…meaning just let her live in your house with you, and you’ll never be alone…I mean that or go on every cam site there is….

Unfortunately, that friend was not Edita Vilkeviciute…because if it was, I would be looking at her tits right now…and not typing this nonsense about her tits, that don’t matter because tits….

If you know what I mean..

The pics are by Pamela Hanson …and they are awesome…because Edita is awesome…but that could just be the tits speaking…

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2015

22

May

Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

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Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her…

All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it..

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

22

May

Lindsay Hancock Topless with Tentacles of the Day

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If you’ve read this site, and you haven’t, because it is boring and I am a hack…you’ll know that I adore a girl by the name of Lindsay Hancock because she’s got a hot, fit, amazing body…and she’s constantly involved in the weirdest and wildest shoots…that sometimes involve toplessness and that always involve a direst link to my soul…

This shoot was by SOME DUDE NAMED CHRISTO and it’s up on some Alien shit…that I love…

Here she is doing a Make-Up Tutorial….where she spent 3 hours making herself into a pop art piece…crazy girl…

Here are a couple pics from her friend Lisa Boyle…

I’m in love..

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2015

22

May

Zoe Kravitz for GQ of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is some uptight looking rich kid on a quest to pave her own way in the world…as her own personality…with her own causes…where she does her own thing…all because of who her parents are…but that doesn’t mean she can’t achieve greatness on her own with the access she has…greatness like getting half naked in GQ…and fully naked in other magazines…on her quest of being some kind of serious artist…or some other nonsense…when really she can play make-belief and it can become a reality…even though art is a fantasy and doesn’t exist…all thanks to trust fund security….

Not that any of that matters, let her be deep and spiritual in her hippie connected to her double half black making her half black hustle…because GQ is known for being a deep and spiritual magazine right?

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2015

22

May

Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day

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She’s is in Hunger Games, so I assume she’s got some real weirdo fans, but not as weird as her fans from when she was on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….right…you know the weirdo disabled poor lazy people who watch Soap Operas for masturbation purposes…who probably don’t have internet access, because if they did they wouldn’t be jerking off to Soap Operas like they were on a sick day in High School in the 80s…but rather googling porno…

All this say…she’s grabbing a picture of her tit for instagram…what a hooker…

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