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2016

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my day negotiating with a girl as to whether I could piss on her pussy or her face…but decided to agree on her not calling the police as long as I walked over to the next section in the restaurant to get a different server…who I asked what the dirtiest thing she ever did was…to which she said 4 dudes ran train on her while everyone at the party watched…my kind of girl….but the second I brought up pissing on her face or her pussy she freaked out…because I guess people don’t like urine…but they’ll take 4 cocks in front of a group of people…logic..

It was a shitty restaurant….

Tonight, I say goodbye to a good friend of mine. My free wifi connection called InternetTurntOn. This is the final post on InternetTurnt on so Goodnight InternetTurntOn…we had some good times, we e-raped some good people together…and even thought I am replacing you for faster, younger, more modern connection…you will forever be in my internet heart…new beginnings…this is life, live….LIMONATTA! Drunk.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Booty Girls…
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Kelly Rohrbach in a Bikini Like a Whore
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Fucking Nina the Retard Agdal
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Whore in a Red Bathing Suit
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Game of Thrones SLut
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Anne Hathaway is a Cunt…
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Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe
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Sarah Jean Underwood Tit
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Slow Motion Wedding Guy is the Best
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Radio Head Singing Creep
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Drunk Creep Won’t Give Up on the Girl
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Big Tits Busting Out
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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are Done
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Kate Beckinsale Looks Good…
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Hank Azaria Commencement Speech
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Chloe Grace Moretz Ass
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Jessica Melody is a Whore…
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10 Best Plastic Surgery Maek-Overs
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Jena Malone Nipple
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Sports Sluts
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Conan Plays Videogames
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Charlie Sheen is Moving to Mexico
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Crazy Ass Girls
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What Happened to Britt Maren – in a Bikini…
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Water Bottle Toss
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Bikini Sluts
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2 Chainz Has Most Expensive Session
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Deep Fried Water
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Tinder Girls Love Dolphins
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Julianne Hough Hot in Spandex…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Bukake Hate Compilation
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Gillian Barnes is a Slut…
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Big Booty in a Garden
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Gay Guy Beats Woman
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Blonde with Round Tits
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Cranky Old Dude
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Dildo – on Wall…
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2016

25

May

Kelly Rohrbach Topless on Set of the Day

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If you’re the rumored pussy that Leonardo DiCaprio puts his dick in, even if he doesn’t put his dick in you, and even if it is only for a few months while he’s rolling out the next titty models to fake date….you need to maximize that as hard as you can…like Kelly Rohrbach…

You see, she was a low hanging fruit with a great body and tits, who was in one issue of Sports Illustrated SWIM…a magazine that barely even exists anymore…and the A-Lister and boom – life happened for her big tits..

Big tits she’s busted out on set in Malibu, because to me…she’s still a low level titty model…because she is..

I wwonder how good of a surfer she is…as she poses with her surfboard…I mean…when you get past staring at the tits…

More importantly, I wonder why her tits look so sloppy…I’m such a hater…but I am not hating, I’m just pointing out the sloppy tits..

All this to say…at least she’s not Charlotte McKInney…

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2016

25

May

Taylor Swift Still Pregnant of the Day

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I announced that Taylor Swift was pregnant a long time ago, I said I had very legitimate sources who told me she was pregnant, I said that she’s been getting bustier slowly because of that pregnancy, she just hasn’t announced that pregnancy….no one believed me…

Maybe they think I’m a lie, or a joke, or a hack who doesn’t know what I am talking about, and I am…but over the years, I’ve broke countless stories that are sent to me – and no one even bothers noticing…and not just sex tapes…real life stories of cheating and fame whoring…you see because I like making Taylor Swift Pregnancy announcements about me…

The truth is…she may not be pregnant, but she’s thicker in the GUNT…that WOMB is Swollen, she’s wearing a sweatshirt to cover it..and she’s got bigger tits popping out as part of the diversion…

Sounds pregnant enough to em…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

25

May

Rihanna Models Sunglasses for DIOR of the Day

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Rihanna is not just a pop tart who sings other people’s songs pretty fucking badly, but in a really fucking marketable way, thanks to being from the Islands and just going along with this whole winning at life thing…

But she also sits with Sunglass designers at Dior and says which of the 50 designs they present her are her favorite – in an hour long meeting – so that they can come up with the Marketing hook that Rihanna designed these glasses, as the girl who actually designed the glasses sits at home crying as she drinks a bottle of wine she can barely afford from her shitty junior designer job…making herself feel better about things because “Rihanna chose one of my designs out of the 50, that means I am good, right?”….no credit when you work for vapid celebs who everyone wants to ride the name of…

Rihanna also modeled the glasses she “designed”…so versatile..

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2016

25

May

Jessica Simpson in a Biking of the Day

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Jessica Simpson has a billion dollar clothing brand that she built off a billion dollar record / music and reality TV star career….and in keeping her brand name alive she sometimes is forced into doing shoots for the site…you know “Push them products, the fat chicks who buy this garbage want to see her, that’s why they wear her name on their plus sized elastic waistband pants”….so now that she’s not fat and there is photoshop they make her get her sloppy mom body in a one piece…that is not as bad as it was thanks to a million dollar Weight Watchers campaign, ut that is still fucking busty even though they photoshop the shit out of it…and they use some lookalike Jessica Simpson, still youthful, for all the other fucking pics…

So these are the three that made the cut to make the brand seem relevant and alive and to make Jessica Simpson seem connected to connect with the trash who buy this shit..and there’s a lot of trash who buy this shit….

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2016

25

May

Ollie Kram Nude for L’Officiel Mexico of the day

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Her name is Ollie Kram …she’s naked in L’Officiel Mexico…rockin’ some tits…obviously a model…

My dog’s name is Ollie and he’s the fucking best, the only thing that matters, my soul mate, an angel sent from heaven to give my life person….so this oiled up hot tits have nothing on him…

I’d rather write a post on my dog and all the stupid things he does, from the way he looks at me with his crooked teeth and pug faced smile…to his constant need to food…to the fact that I willingly pick up his shit everyday…when I willingly leave my house…to willingly walk him….no woman could have that power over me…not even with her tits…

So she may call herself OLLIE, but she’s no Ollie, she a hack and a harlot, probably not even getting paid to put her tits out there in this Fake Art shit…

Get you’re own damn name…slut…

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2016

25

May

Ashley Graham is a Monster in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Ashley Graham is terrifying…

She’s so body positive as she cashes her checks being the hireable fat girl with the loudest voice and least offensive face in fat girls…wearing bikins and bathing suits…even though fat girls should stick to oversized elastic waistband sweatsuits…despite there being a huge market for fat chick bikinis since the world is so fucking fat…even though no one wants to see fat chicks in bikinis…except maybe fat girls who don’t think they are that fat since their friend is fatter and dudes still fuck them…even though they are still fucking fat…

Fat girls are better off locking up and shutting down, eating their feelings until they decide to choose life and start working out…this accepting and owning laziness being a powerplay is so ridiculous since all evidence states fat is death and fat is something you can get over if you work at it..but why work..when you can spin that story out…so that you don’t have to…it’s fucking crazy…

That’s not to say I wouldn’t piss on Ashley Graham’s pussy while she’s getting eaten out by some skinny model, in some fat model on normal model mud wrestling fetish after the eating contest I masterfully coordinated…I have no standards, the world needs fat chicks..just not as models…or rolemodels…perpetuating the lazy that made them…

Not to mention – this bitch is photoshopped and made up – which by definition of being body positive is hypocrisy….

This whole celebrate fat – swimsuit for all is a good scam – but just crazy…unless you’re a black dude…

They have a video – big budget set video – all for fat chicks – what the fuck…I need to get into the fat chick business…

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2016

25

May

Hannah Ferguson Weird Shoot for Triumph Magazine of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a hard faced model who was put out by TRUMP models, not sure if TRUMP still owns the modeling agency, which is really just an escort agency for him to find pussy to stare at and be around, but that still does huge things in the world – like create Hannah Ferguson…the 10,000 dollar a night, will travel to 5 star hotels, low level…like real low level…sports illustrated model…oh no wait – that’s Samantha Hoopes…

This one dates another model’s brother, but these girls are all a variation of a hooker, half naked, and I’m into that…it’s the girls who pretend they aren’t whores that annoy me….own that pussy, be that pussy, pose that pussy, fuck rich guys with that pussy…you deserve it..

I like it.

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2016

25

May

Berit Birkeland Tits of the Day

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Berit Birkeland can be found on INSTAGRAM …because she’s the lovely kind of instagram model who gets naked or topless in photoshoots in efforts to grow her instagram…something that I guess is working for her, as she’s in topless pics that are circulating, but something that is also so fucking lame…when discussing what she does for work…”I do instagram”….that’s the depth we’re dealing with here…the kind of girl trying to scam her way into money because she thinks she is hot and in being that commits to this instagram life…

The whole thing is pretty lame, but what isn’t lame is tits, on a girl named BERIT, who despite sounding like a spy or mail order wife, is actually rumored to be American…because American is built on immigrants and their immigrant kids with immigrant names…sneaking their way in before the evil takeover they have planned…watch yourself, while I watch them TITS…

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2016

25

May

Man Has Sex with Drainage Pipe and Other Videos of the Day

Man Saws Off Penis In Front of Employees

Sex in the School Bathroom!

Super Predators in DC

This Testicle Training is Insane

Fight Fail…

Body Cam Shooting

Woman Takes Off on Police Chief

Motorcycle Panic

Punched and Kicked in London

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

25

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always feel like I’ve won when I wake up before 10 am and head out to the park to watch an hour of women, clearly housewives who don’t actually work, since women are lazy and latch onto the first provider they find so that they can just chill, do YOGA in the park….bent over, their pussy in their tight pants spreading….exiting even though they are clearly moms…

But I never wake up before 10 am..so I guess I’m just born to lose…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Dick Water!
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This Anne Hathway Drama is So Ridiculous – Just Kill Her Off!
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Beyonce and Jay-Z have a Secret ALbum
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Pro Card Shuffling
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Giant Mechanical Squid
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Thirsty Lions Lick a Tent
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An Official Hooker in a Bathing Suit
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Lunching with Shia
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Kanye’s Bodyguard Has a Tell All…
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I still Love the Margot Robbie Vogue Video
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2016

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love a mouthful of pubic hair when i am eating pussy…

I love pugs

I love telling girls I cry to Disney movies to seem vulnerable when really I’m predadory…up on the ROOOOFIE the ROOFER game…

I love falling in love with skinny girls driving my me in their cars..them stopped at a stop light…me jerking off in my sweat pants..

I love love..

I hate pretty much everything else..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Tits Busting Out
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19 Year Old of the Day
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Brit Model In Speedo
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Sluts in LIngerie for Forever 21
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Anne Hathaway – Tits
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs
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Jennifer Garner is So Boring
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Dumb Bitch on the Freeway
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Calvin & Hobbes – Art Before Commerce
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Elijah Wood – Not Molested
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Victoria Silvstedt in Panties…
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Disgusting Nipple Sip
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Tennis Trick Shots with Serena Williams
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Thirsty Lion Licks Tent
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Mariah Carey Nipple!
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Lucy Hale in a Magazine…
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole
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Random Boring Bikini Model
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Rob Kardashian / Blac Chyna Baby Picture
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Tori Spelling Charged People 300 Dollars to Attend Her Birthday
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Rita Ora in Yellow
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Penelope Cruz Uncrossed Legs in a Magazine
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Karlie Kloss in a Sports Bra
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A Bunch of Chloe Grace Moretz
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Boring Victoria’s Secret Slut
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Keira Knightley in a Red Dress
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Emma Watson – Beauty and the Beast Trailer
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When Stunting Ruins a Home
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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23 Weird things in Russia –
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Bull Dog of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Bitch in Black Rockin’ Big Tits…
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Hot Naked Bitch of the Day
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Titty HANG
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Ladies Room Eat Out
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Thick Momma Shakes Her Stuff
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MMA Dude VS Bali Cops
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Mounted Dildo of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

24

May

Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day

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I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts with no real options….but to jerk off to the star of their favorite show…and they were, I was right, but surprisingly…they still exist and will forever remain the object of their desire – thanks to being an obsessive compulsive, socially awkward nerd – who still considers those years the glory days…

I assume those people are probably the same people who still visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…who you made sex dolls of as you came on their pics…like Gillian Anderson…here is her cleavage…many years later…in some selfie she posted…weirdness…alien shit…the real x files…

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2016

24

May

Edita Vilkeviciute for Shitty Zara Catalog Pics of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute has big tits…Zara has big budgets…together they came together and made fucking garbage…

It’s like when you see too really hot people together in love – with some ugly retard kid in a bike helmet with thick glasses on at the age of 3….all autistic from Vaccines, and mutated because TWO RIGHTS don’t always make a RIGHT….

The world is saturated with boring catalog pics that look like they are shot on an iphone..

The world has too many, even though we can never have too many, people playing model on the internet like a bunch of fucking losers who should be beat up, and bikini pics and nude pics are everywhere – shot for under 100 dollars for props for the most part…

So when you have 100k or you’re paying a model 100k…a titty model…who has worked with all the brands…for some big production thing – why not go fucking big – instead of this…

It’s like I can’t even see her pussy slit in her bikini bottoms – what the fuck is this shit…I’m going back to looking at nobodies on instagram…

The only good pic is her fake laugh so I can imagine stickin’ my dick in her mouth like I was the one who helped her escape eastern europe at a price..

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2016

24

May

Ariana Grande’s Subtle Butt Shot THOT of the Day

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Ariana Grande is a THOT…and she’s straight THOTing on her snapchat like every girl out there in the #Squad all thirsty trying to be whorish without being actually whorish..

In this case we have a prime example of “I think my ass looks good”….but presented as “cute inanimate object in the corner next to my butt”….

Brilliant..or is it shameless…or is it obvious….I mean everyone knows what’s going on here…and that is that she’s the worst…

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