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2014

30

Oct

Sabrina Ioffreda for LUI Magazine of the Day

Sabrina Ioffreda is some model who has done nothing that I’ve noticed – not that I really notice anything when it comes to models unless they show their tits…but I assume that she’s well paid, as all models are, she’s probably European because of her insane last name, maybe even Swedish, because it sounds like an IKEA table name, which happens to be the only thing I know about Sweden, and probably the only thing to know about Sweden, other than this Sabrina Ioffreda who I don’t even know if she’s from Sweden but we’ll pretend.

Fuck, google just told me she’s from Argentina…I shoulda known….I just thought Argentina only had cows…I am so bad at this…I am so stupid…I would blame the hangover but I am already drunk….fuck the dark hair should have given it away…

Who cares about where she’s from, or what she’s giving away, since she’s giving all I really care away, and that’s her tits in my favorite titty magazine out of France called LUI

This shoot is pretty next level

Posted in:Sabrina Ioffreda

2014

30

Oct

Lara Stone by Juergen Teller of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me once – because I posted paparazzi pics of her on her Honeymoon, because her honeymoon was so fucking private and important that the paparazzi went to creep on her…and she felt the need to come after me…like I was the motherfucker in scuba gear creeping up on her in a bikini…thus making me hate her…

But I do like Juergen Teller’s photographer, he’s pretty top tier, and when it features a topless Lara Stone and her big old nipples, thicker than she’s ever been, even though we’ve already seen her tits…I kind of don’t care that sue bothered threatening me with lawsuits, instead I just incorporate it into my masturation…

“Oh yes babay, send me that Lawyer’s Letter, oh you’re so hot when you pay 500 Euros an hour to send me love letters….I just came”…

Posted in:Lara Stone

2014

30

Oct

Kristina for Tommy Wharf is Amazing of the Day


I don’t know anything about TOMMY WHARF other than that he posts pictures of his film in his fridge, so I am going to assume he’s a photographer…who still uses film…as a lot of these photographers are now doing – because digital takes the fun out of taking a picture – and film allows people to both be as annoying as being vegan, or in Crossfit, or a feminist about it..you know some hipster elitism that can allow film people to look down on the lesser photographers who don’t shoot on film…and I am all for that…because..I’m old as fuck, I remember film cameras, and I remember jerking off to porn pictures shot on film…and I find the whole experience of film, way more romantic…

And if you can’t tell from this site filled with throat fucking love stories…and scat fetishes….that I am a romantic…then you just don’t get me..

All this to say, telling girls an artist, getting some Penthouse from the 70s vibe going on in your pictures, all thanks to shooting on film is a solid hook…and her is a shoot he did, that I don’t know whether it was on film or not…because it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics…

Via C-Heads

Posted in:Tommy Wharf

2014

30

Oct

Michelle Rodriguez for AIDS of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez showed off her tits at some amFAR Aids event hat I assume is some overpriced event that costs millions to put on, to give the top tier people great parties to attend and feel better about themselves at…while giving lower levels something to try to sneak into…all while raising money for AIDS…because AIDS needs money to buy houseboys off craigslist…

Now I never realized Michelle Rodriguez had tits, but that’s probably cuz I was distracted by her dick…a dick worth embracing, especially at an AIDS event…because even Trannies get aids, especially the gutter street ones that are used by married “straight men”…in back alleys….they are often broken, confused and addicted to drugs…where condoms while getting raped by perverts don’t always come into play…

All this to say, I have never fucked a tranny, I find Trannies weird and unhuman, but I would still be friends with a tranny, since I’ve never really cared what gender underwear my friends wear, or really what my friends put in their ass..I’m so modern…

That’s not to say Michelle Rodriguez is a tranny…it’s to say she may be one…but then again so could most lesbians…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2014

30

Oct

Top 10 Taylor Swift Nazi Salute of the Day

I am not saying that aryan, blue eyed, blonde hair…Taylor Swift, who you could assume would be Hitler’s wet dream, is in fact a nazi. I am not a conspiracy theorist like that, but I will say it looks like she’s doing a Nazi Salute at her Good Morning America performance, that is all part of her brain washing propaganda that Hilter could probably relate to, as she sells her new album, that will probably break records….because she is our leader…and I am all about her long, thin, legs that probably wish they were a model instead of a popstar because everyone wishes they were models…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

30

Oct

Coco Does Halloween of the Day

It’s halloween tomorrow, or what I like to call the day all the week that low level celebrities, if you consider Coco a celebrity, where as I consider her more of hooker who belongs to a celebrity, who lets her do whatever she wants, as long as she sits her fat ass on his face, because that’s what he pays her for…and I guess what it comes down to is that I think she’s pretty fucking amazing….and I don’t really know why…but maybe her Halloween costume gives some insight into that…via her ridiculousness, even though everyday is Halloween for her…fascinating stuff.

TO SEE Celebs Doing Halloween CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coco

2014

30

Oct

Hot Asian Robot Woman and Other VIdeos of the Day

How to Get a Free IPhone full of Nudes

Thai Snake Hunting…No This Isn’t Sex Tourism

Trucker Cat Scared of the Overpass

The Fuck her Right in the Pussy – During a Child Sex Exploitation Story

Dad Leaves his Daughter Behind During a Robbery

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There was a #stepGIRLS shoot in NYC last night.

I wasn’t invited.

But I was able to sit on my couch and stare at my fat wife eating cake, knowing one day she will expire…hopefully sooner than later…so that I can turn my sexting with strangers into more sex with strangers…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

15 Halloween Costumes that have Stepped it Up
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NYPD Sergeant Plotted to Molest Her 1 Year Old…WTF
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Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s a Modern “I Love Lucy”
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Tommy Lee Jones Hates Jim Carrey
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Dickbutt Drone
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15 Creepiest Pizza Box
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Katie Holmes’ Own Boring Story
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Russell Brand is Probably Gay
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Girl Plays Downton Abbey on Piano
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College Student Hits 4 Shots to Win $10k
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20 Passive Aggressive Notes By Children
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How to Make a Hit halloween Pop Song
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

@minastefan does her own #stepGIRLS #selfie shoot because we asked her to…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I’ve been trying to incorporate EBOLA into sexting, you know keeping current in my seduction, even if people are already bored of the EBOLA meme and have moved onto less deadlier threats, like Hallwoeen….I’ve been telling girls shit like that I want to make EBOLA in their asses so bad they shit out their insides…and things like that…and it hasn’t been effective – so I’ll just stick to telling them I want to give them something to fear, like my very very creepy passionate love…

12 Ads Gone Wrong
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Anne Hathaway is a Mosnter…in a Dress
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A Bunch of Ass for Wednesday
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Bella Thorne is Not in Pants
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Cleavage
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Sexy Ebola Costumes for Halloween
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Drug Dealer Goes To Jail – For Posting Pics With Big Sacks of Weed
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The Honest Trailer of SAW
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14 Things That Make You Say WTF While Driving….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Jennifer Lawrence
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Today in Renee Zellweger’s Older Face…
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Olivia Wilde is Boring
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Ivy is the Slut of the Day
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Ben Affleck With Bats…
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Colleen Shannon is a Sexy Hitchiker
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Jess Pare is Pregnant
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Jess Biel is Pregnant
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Supra Breaks the Speed record!
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Colleen Shannon in a Bikini..
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Pope Francis Admitted There May Not Be a God
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Anne Hathaway Goth
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing
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Taylor Swift Cleavage
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Caitlin O’Connor’s Shitty Tits See Through
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J.Lo Has Strong Legs
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12 Gravity Defying Pics….
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Anna Faris has Legs because She’s Not an Amputee
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Abigail Breslin Freaks me the Fuck Out
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Girls on Bikes
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25 Adult Jokes Hidden in Cartoons
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Kyle Minogue and Her Rich Boyfriend
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Alessandra Ambrosio at Some Event of the Day
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Daniel Radcliffe Rapping for Fallon
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Cindy Crawford Leaves Hotel…
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14 Stupid Challenges….
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Irina Shayk in a Red Dress
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Hot Girls With Tattoos
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DJ Colleen Street Walker
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Katie Price Poll of the Day
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A Bunch of Asians.
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Goofiest Sexiest Halloween Costumes
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Lottie Hayes is a Hot Topless Model
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Adam Levine Destorys Hot Models
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Evil Cat of the Day
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Fireball Whiskey Recalled Filled with AntiFreeze
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17 Kids Dressed Up in Costumes They Don’t Get….
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Celebs Doing Halloween
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Arianna Grande Slutty on Set of her New Video
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Hottest Celebrity Costumes of All Time…
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Some Babe in a Dalmation Onesie
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Some Girl Named Yesenia Bustillo in Playboy
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Some Really Busty Girl at the Beach – Naked
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This Guy is a Squirter
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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A Girl in a Parking Garage Doing More Than Just Parking
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Girl and her Hitachi
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Adrianne Curry Nude
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS