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2016

25

Jul

Selena Gomez in Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez is in a bikini….sucking on a popsicle…like a little slut form her Springbreaker movie that she produced under a fake name….like she was Taylor Swift writing shitty dance songs for Rihanna and her boyfriend of the minute Calvin Harris…because Selena Gomez at the time was committed to her vanilla image and is now following her idols Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift and embracing the slut….the edginess…that makes the idiot youth think she’s more legit than she actually is…when we all know she’s just a well trained puppet.

I guess what it comes down to is that this really looks like every kid I’ve seen dying off his chemotherapy treatments she was so quick to say she was getting – while partying everyday – to get the sympathy vote and that was the day I decided that Selena Gomez is fucking dog shit, garbage, manipulative and even her bikini pics are garbage…bieber fucking garbage…

But people still want to fuck her, I mean you don’t have to think about all that is wrong ith her when sitting in her penthouse hotel room in a squat pissing on her assistants face while you watch…or whatever it is the kids are into these days…I just know they are the fucking worst.

Here she is in some magazine

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

25

Jul

Maitland Ward Body Painted Pussy of the Day

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Maitland Ward and I are very good friends. She emails me everytime I rip into her for a story a reader sent in about her offering to have anal sex with him for very little money – because her and her husband are broke swingers and that’s what they do….

My response to her emails are always “send me pussy pics”….or “let’s make a sex tape”…not that I am convinced anyone would watch her sex tape, she’s not that famous and at 39 years old, after a year or two of pushing as hard as she can to get famous, and is still not famous….resorting to offering sex on snapchat that SHE denies, obviously…..saying the screenshots are fake….and that I took down because I am a nice guy – but still talk about because you can’t silence me….

Well, I guess since it is Comic Con, not that she was at Comic Con, but she took pics of herself like she was, in Cosplay costumes – for her fans that fucking love it..

And I just love that her pussy is fully hanging out, you know body painted done right…in the thinnest coat of paint ever…with pussy fully hanging out…

It’s weird, but great….in a terrible fucking way….Keep up the good work, she’s making me a believer…I am just not sure what I’m believing in…seriously – what the fuck is this..


TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE CELEBS AT AND FROM COMIC CON
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Posted in:Maitland Ward

2016

25

Jul

Emma Roberts holding Predator’s Hand of the Day

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It’s Comic Con so all the nerds have been masturbating to nerd shit that comic con brings out….

Like girls, often times hot girls who realize nerds are an easy market to get into – all they have to do is play video games or dress up in characters from their favorite bullshit…

Or – The WONDER WOMAN TRAILER….12 million fucking views….really…..

Or – Brie Larson playing captain Marvel ,because when you win an Oscar for some indy role, you have to do comic book movies – they are the only movies happening these days…which I find unfortunate…but NERDS FUCKING LOVE>…

So Cosplay, weirdos, creepy people into cosplay and celebrities milking the shit out of these people, because these people actually fucking pay to go to movies, because something went wrong in their lives or childhood forcing them to become fanatic. You know so absorbed in the characters, the lifestyle, yet so alone in their social awkwardness

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TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE CELEBS AT AND FROM COMIC CON
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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2016

25

Jul

Lea Michele New Tits and Face of the Day

I used to like making fun of Lea Michele for being a man who dressed like a girl – thanks to her hard manly face and her voice of an angel. I figured if she was born with a penis – they’d only be able to sell her to the entertainment industry and as long as she was clean shaved – no one would have to know….

Then I liked making fun of her for her fake relationship with her gay heroin addict co-star who died of a heroin overdose – because I know how these shows pander to retard children who buy into their show, buy the merch of their shows, buy the boxset or the I-Tunes Series – making the producers money – and it’s all through manipulation…

So for years since his death my joke, which got repetetive since I am not creative and it was repetitive was “Here’s Lea Michele not crying for her dead fiance”…you know since she’d be devastated if he was her actual fiance, and she was a vapid twat who just wants more money and fame….

Well….now…we can focus on her plastic surgery that has clearly turned her into a girl…I won’t say she’s hot…I can’t bring myself to do that…but I will say that modern science, facial injections can really help a tranny commit to their womanly dreams…


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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2016

25

Jul

Miley Cyrus Cleavage of the Day

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I hate saying that Miley Cyrus was a brilliant marketer and manipulator a couple of years ago when she decided to take on the Youth market in a relevant enough way….because I felt as an outsider that every move she made was a fucking lie, was a fucking rip off, was stealing from a generation of kids…and I am convinced that if the internet didn’t make everyone the fucking same basic idiot – it would have never been generally accepted…

But kids, the youth or as Ivanka Trump calls them, Millennials are really fucking literal, they have no concept of what is real, they love commercialized shit, and they don’t try to fight the system, but rather let the system track their every move and distract them with Pokemon or Miley Cyrus or some shit….

So she pulled this edgy, tits out, which is what all these mainstream, who act like they are anti-mainstream, but who if they lived in my generation, would be in GAP khakis not sucking dick at parties, even if it wasn’t actually her….

And now she’s back to her homebody self, showing off tit, that is probably pregnant tits, because she’s all engaged and boring as shit…but her bathing suit, that shit’s still got remnants of the style she raped, pillaged and made a pile of money from…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2016

25

Jul

Renee Somerfield for Maxim Australia of the Day

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Her name is RENEE SOMERFIELD, she’s some Australian “model”…who has a great fucking body, definitely, but her content is so fucking cheesy.

We live in this world of easy to digest, flash in the pant, attention span of a mosquito so content doesn’t need to be thought provoking or compelling, it just has to satiate that sweet tooth for very little time as we scroll onto the next picture in our feed…

But this girl has made a career out of being in these dramatic photoshoots of herself, because she’s vain and disgusting, posing all dramatic for herself, like she’s a hired model, and brands probably throw money at her – so that she can producing these compelling, Academy award winning establishing shots of herself…

Now she’s in Maxim Australia….

Posted in:Renee Somerfield|SFW

2016

25

Jul

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio may be accused of being too skinny by the bodyshamers who don’t like how skinny she is, because they are fat…

They think her Portuguese fish eating fitness, that lead to her becoming a Victoria’s Secret model with nice little tits is fucking offensive….

So the slam her on social media like a rich guy she’s dating because he’s rich and likes models…

And that is bullying, reverse bullying, putting down a girl for having low body fat percentage – shaming her into overeating, developing diabetes and losing limbs….but no one gets on board with that fight, the fight the people calling skinny hot chicks to skinny and hot, because they feel like shit about themselves for being fat and realize life is unfair…

Well, I don’t know what this titty shoot is for, but it is recent….and there are tits…and I like tits…especially on skinny bitches who fight the good fight by being skinny.

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Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2016

25

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Back to her Crazy Self Finally of the Day

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Now I don’t have any fun, controversial, slutty or exciting pictures or videos of Lohan, I just love this story of her billionaire brat – cheated on his high maintenance, old as fuck, has been washed up actress who is only with him for his money, leading to a crazy scene and breakdown – because she’s crazy.

Shocking…

I don’t know what this is all about, I didn’t read into it….but she accused her Fiance of Killing her….screaming while having Tantrums…and police showed up or were called by the neighbors. like good old times… CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY

I just find it exciting that she’s the same old Lohan and that you can’t take a brat out of the mix even after she goes broke – shit is ingrained in her….he can’t take the crazy out of the brat…when she’s as fucking crazy as Lohan….


He wore black and I wore white…. ?????????????? I guess #art is whatever you make of it.

Lohan for president.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

25

Jul

Bryana Holly Naked in Treats of the Day

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Bryana Holly is a notorious lazy fame whore….who gets half naked on the internet for followers – because it is all about followers – but who never actually works because no one cares about Bryana Holly…

She is actually a really good friend of mine – who blocked me on social media because she likes me so much and can’t take it because I am not a rich guy or a famous guy – so I emailed her to see if we could work things out – assuming she just blocked me to make me chase her – but I guess she blocked me because all these fame whores are actually really insecure and they hate anyone who calls them out – for what they appear to be – attention seeking sluts…who offer the world very fucking little – but the occasional tit pic – hoping to get more followers – because it’s all about followers.

I don’t hate Bryanna Holly, I don’t give a fuck about Bryanna Holly or the one campaign she does a year, I think she’s hot enough, and that’s important in a world where there are hundreds of thousands of hot enough girls, but it takes a scepific kind of hot girl to be a vapid, shallow, shameless slut about things and do shit like this…

I don’t care about what rich guy or famous guy she dates or fucks because that doesn’t affect my life or anyone’s life. I don’t know her, or live her struggle, so her need to navigate cock that can pay her way or help her get famous so that she doesn’t have to ever get a real job….makes sense. Work sucks…especially when you can do this to survive…

So she’s in TREATS, which is LA’s sugar daddy funded, creeper old rich guy trying to live the modern playboy life, fucking young eager models, because they can, and they made Em Rat Cow famous, it’s very likely they’ll make other girls famous, at least that’s what the girls who do their magazine hope…they even pull their tits out for it..

She’s lookin’ good enough for me…

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2016

25

Jul

Couple Have Sex Under the Bridge and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Shoots Cheek Pretty Sure This is a Fake

Tiger Vs People

Olympic Torch Grab

Olympic Torch Fall

Phone Thief Raps

Terrifying Motorbike Accident

Car VS Shrine

Bear VS Fake Dear

Dog Riding Horse

Pokemon – Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

Tourists VS Falling Rocks

Worst Drunk at the Party

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am at the point in my life where I dream about social media influencers, not specific ones, jus the general idea of them, wasting my time with their taking pictures and snapchats over and over and over and over saying “can we try this again”….to which I start killing them off….because their vapid, trying to be famous, trying to get followers, not caring about anything but followers, omg I need followers – drives me fucking crazy….you see it is a constant reminder how fucking dumb we are, how people don’t dig into things or have substance, they just do this superficial, vapid, shallow, nonsense…and believe any vapid nonsense fed to them…perpetuating stupidity…it’s a terrible time to live…I mean unless you turn it all off, or just stare at the tits like primates and jerk off…

Speaking of jerking off, I messaged “hello” or something to a girl who I used to sext, who used to send me titty pics, who I met on TINDER and haven’t spoke to in 4 months, because who gives a fuck about these strangers when they aren’t sending tits…and bitch went off “I am blocking you, I am married now, why would you message me, fuck you”…I was like “I just wrote hello”….I guess her boyfriend was reading over her shoulder so I threw in “if you’re married why you sending me all those pussy pics”…you know to challenge their already challenged romance…by making the crazy guy see red and beat her up – better to get the crazy out in full…

People. Weird.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Everyday Girls with Huge Tits
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Brie Larson is Captain Marvel
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Police Show Up at Lohan’s Home – She Accused Her Fiance of Killing her….Tantrums!
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Wonder Woman Trailer – From Comic-Con for you Nerds to Masturbate
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Overtake like an Idiot – Crash like an Idiot
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Raccoon vs Man and a Broom
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ATV Fail in Crete
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Hugh Hefner’s Wife – Removes her Gold Digger Tits
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Calvin Harris – Still Involved
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Donald Trump in 90 Seconds
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John Wayne Hat on Auction
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A Bunch of Sluts With Selfies
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2016

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I feel like a stripper who was tricked or misguided thanks to bad advice – to do a philanthropic / charity strip show at a Syrian Refugee camp…you know the places thousands of these Syrians who sexually assault and jerk off on buses because they can’t handle girls not wearing bed sheets….

My favorite pick-up line – is saying “I am proud to say I jerk off to you”….it confuses girls…especially when they’ve never seen you before..

Another terrible pick-up line is saying “I hate how much I want you to pee on me”…but I like to think it filters out the terrible people…who don’t want to pee on you…because they are closed minded…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dirty Girls – or What I Like to Call Girls Covered in Dirt Like Dead Hookers You’re Trying to Bury
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Amber Heard Trying to be Elon Musk’s Next Wife….Gold Digger Gets that Billionaires are the answer
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Khloe Kardahsian Fucking Odell Beckham – Party Pic
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Ariel WInter – Had Nipples
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Taylor Swift Leavin gthe Gym with Headphones on and Leggings on – SO Many Headphones
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Nina Agdal Leo DiCaprio Pussy – in a See Through
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Khloe Kardashian Pokies – that’s Hard Nipples for Virgin Losers from the Internet
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Conan’s Custom Superhero Suit
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Emma Roberts – Thight Shirt
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John Gosseling Working TGI Fridays is Funny
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Chloe Grace Moretz is Speaking at the Democratic National Convention
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People Fucking Love Winifer Fernandez Volleyball Player
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Winnifer Fernandez – Vollyball Player and the Man Who Stretches Her
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Lewis Hamilton – New Pussy
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World Record Bikini Parade
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Ashley Benson Less Fat – Still Boring – Tits
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Drifting Japan’s Mountains
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Abigail RATHCFORD is 5 (or her tits are)
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Hot Wheels X-Wing Car
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Jek Off to This Pic of Caitlin Jenner
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Card Suffling Master….Lamest Skill Ever
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Emma Roberts Cleavage
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One Million Dots – Pretty Cool
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Sienna Miller – Homewrecker
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Rachel Bilson Boring as Fuck
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Some Nerds Star Wars Models….
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Irish Fans Harassing Flight Attendant
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Kim Garner Hot Body
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Victoria’s Secret Insider Lies
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Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend is Riding This Trying to be as Famous as Possible and Get as Much Attention as Possible Wave
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Some Skinny Slut Named Rose McIver
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Sheep Traffic Jam
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Collest Laser Ever
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Jeny and her Mud Bikini..
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MILF Masturbates
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Friend Eats Pussy
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Blake Rose Big Tits..
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No More Porn at McDonald’s
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Titty with a Rose
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Ass Massage
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Greek Slut…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

22

Jul

Irina Shayk – Still in a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is still in her bikini – being the Russian Male Order bride she’s become and is so good at, like Miranda Kerr, Billionaire Hunter, you know that this bitch knows how to fuck…because her looks, despite being amazing, alone shouldn’t be able to brainwash and manipulate a motherfucker who is rich and can fuck anyone…she instead uses communist spy torture and manipulation tactics coupled with her looks and obviously really mind blowing sex to lock these fuckers down..

She’s definitely a weirdo opportunist, but in terms of models, she’s one who I like trying to figure out her twat…through her yellow bathing suit bottoms…but I guess I would do that to any bitch in a skimpy bikini – because that’s what perverts do, it’s how pervert lives, it’s pretty much all we know…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

22

Jul

Mandy Moore in a Blue Bathing Suit on Set of the DAy

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Mandy Moore is back…I mean back enough…or back as you’d expect her to be back…which is in the most dull, uneventful, she’s got money and doesn’t need to be here kind of way…but she’s in a one piece…which is about as racy and exciting as she gets….

I guess when a girl is nearing 40 she’s at her sexual peak and starts to not give a fuck and put herself out there – you know after all the sex with random drunk people and gynecological exams and a dripping vagina that just wants to get filled – leading to low cut shirts or flirty behavior that is always awkward and inappropriate places – because their vaginas just throb to get filled all day and they can’t control it…

So this is her being slutty for male attention as 40 year olds do…

Posted in:Mandy Moore|SFW

2016

22

Jul

Demi Lovato Does the Tranny of the Day

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Demi Lovato doens’t interest me because I am convinced she panders to her childhood fans – by taking them on some bullshit story that is her “life”…designed to sell product…it’s all she knows and she fucking worked it…She was gay for a minute, not gay a minute later, she was bi polar which was an excuse for anytime she showed her true self and went off brand…and least interestingly, she was into being fat and owned being fat…But for some reason…a reason I call being a lazy fat chick is ok for a year or two but it’s better to come out on stage being your hottest and tightest especially as you get older…

Well – she did a slutty shoot – looked like a tranny – but is wearing make-up for a make-up / love your body / down with body shamer / is so backwards – but not really, we expect all celebs to be full of shit..

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW