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2014

20

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Labia for Under the Skin of the Day

I think the movie under the skin was in reference to Scarlett Johansson’s labia hanging out of her…something I assume she’ll get fixed as soon as her baby rapes and destroys the rest of her pussy….

She’s naked, she’s on her quest to win an Oscar pre-Kid, we’ve all seen her naked thanks to the dude who hacked her computer and ended up in jail for 30 years because of it, one of those Jesus type Martyr’s who died for your sins, and by sins I mean, you desire to see nude selfies of Scarlett Johansson….that paved the way for nudes in movies…because even with shitty tits, that people love in bra because they don’t look like this, nudity isn’t a big deal…

I am not a Scarlett Johansson hater, I just know what’s going on here, and that is that an overrated “beauty” who is the same in every movie, is looking for that transformative role to get a nomination, because she’s decided to take time off to be a mom…and it’s getting done via nudity…and anything that involves nudity…is my friend…even when I hate it…

Searching for pixelated celebrity clit is more fun than searching for eggs on your easter egg hunt…especially if done at #church.

Thanks to THE MAN I MAY GAY MARRY FOR THIS

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2014

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Easter weekend, which means it is the one time of the year you can prey on people who pray by either pretending you are one of them, pretending you need them to save your broken sinning soul, or that you are their enemy for you to at war with them, because three cases make for good fucking fucking…

Here are some stepLINKs…the Easter Miracle edition…

Bitches in Shorts Shorts Shorts
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Lohan’s Sex List is Real
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The News is Obsessed with Headlines
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pics
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Who The Slut of the DAy – She’s The Slut of the Day
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Big Brother Canada Dude Posted a Dick Pic
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Anus Zanotti’s an Attention Seeker in a Bikini
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Serena Williams Thickness
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This Bitch is Apparently the NExt Kate Upton
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The Best Peep Art Motherfuckers – But It’s Not a Peep Show
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It’s Week 2 Of Coachella Because They Know How to Monetize
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Happy Fucking Easter!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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American Horror Story Freak Show Nudes…
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The Levitation Experiment…
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Bella Thorne for Bullet
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Aguilera’s Huge Tits
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Anne Hathaway Workout Gear
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Helen Hunt is Not Hot Surfing…At All..But I Like It
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Dancers of the 2014 NBA
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Parkour Dog
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape Boosting Shower Rod Sex Tape Sales
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Keri Russell’s Ass
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Attention Whore of the Day
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Mila Kunis VS Paulina Gretzky
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Honest Slogan!
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Most Embarrassing Ankle-Breakers of the 2013-2014 NBA Season
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Lindsay Lohan Humilated By her Sex Conquests
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This Sam Faiers Bitch is Amazing
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Christina Milian Nipple Peek
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Heidi Klum TOpless Beach
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I Want to Stick it in Constance Nunes’ Ass
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Katherine Heigl Flat Ass
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Joanna Krupa in a Tight White Dress
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Kelly Brook Bikini Hustle
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Katie Holmes in NYC
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Protect Your Butthole Shirt!
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Taylor Swift is a Fucking Lesbian
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13 Amazing Comparisons
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Eiza Gonzalez is Amazing for Coachella
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Kim Novak’s Face is Hilarious
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Bitches Loves Mirrors and Cameras
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Moon Roof Trick Shot
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Bitch in a Hammmock Thinks She Fucking Camping
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Big Tits in a Big Bikini
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Aint No Party Like an Enema Party
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Today in Clit Rubbing
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Girl Trolling Delivery GUy…
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Kelly Hall Naked Tits
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Bitches at the Beach Showing Titties
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Bitches at the Beach Showing Clits
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Lesbian Pussy Eating
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Bitches Love Being Naked Together
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Naked Amateur of the DAy
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Apr

Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny of the Day

Young and busty Hailey Clauson must be a rich kid from LA. I’ve posted about her before, followed her on instagram, because that means we’re in love, probably a year ago, when she was still 17, because I saw her pics from her Wildfox Campaign and new I was in love enough to want to take her on magical adventures like it was a Disney movie…that she probably went to see in theatres on my 40th birthday because she was 12.

I also remember her suing the homie JASON LEE PARRY and Urban Outfitters because they used her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set whoring her out at 16 to Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used….

That said, she’s interesting looking, has big tits, is tall and skinny, was willing to be a whore with remorse at 16, and is now doing free campaigns for Beach Bunny, GUess and a bunch of other people in efforts to be the next Kate Upton and the blogs are loving her…so I guess what’s to hate…she’s been at this since she was 14…help these titties shine the way her and her family and most importantly me… want them to…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

18

Apr

Nina Agdal in her Bra Test Shoot of the Day

Nina Agdal posted this test shoot of her weirdo face on instagram…that creeps me out, unless I stare directly at her tits, because her face freaks me out…it’s like she’s putting me to the test here…with something so good next to something so bad…in a virtual game you lose when you look up…

But maybe I’m being dramatic, and maybe she’s not so bad, it’s just knowing that Adam Levine has fucked her, makes her and any sex appeal she might have once had, pretty much dead to me….even if every once in a while I like downs syndrome bitches…I’d rather turn elsewhere for that fix…I get like that knowing who’s cum in a bitch….

Here’s what could be her ass playing basketball cuz she’s tall as fuck

TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

18

Apr

Brooke Burke Old and in Fitness Gear of the DAy

Wild On Happened Brooke Burke…in the fucking 90s…

I think it’s safe to say that it is a good time time to throw in sports bra and/or bikini top, because you’re a mom and 100 years old….

I get it, she’s fit as fuck, and fit is hot, and fit 40 year olds are something to celebrate when you’re a 30+ women seeking hope that your kids won’t rape you physically…but when fitness is coupled with menopause…bitches start to just look like dudes..and despite the fact that a lot of guys like girls who look like dudes…I don’t.

I see these ripped old ladies at the Starbucks all the time, and I’m just like “interesting”…but they are still old fucking gross no matter how many pull ups they do…or botox they get…

You can try to beat the clock like one of your cheap as fuck gameshows…but biology always wins…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooke Burke

2014

18

Apr

Skinny Aubrey O’Day Turns Me On of the Day

No one cares enough about Aubrey O’Day to take pictures of her, but this is the #SELFIE generation and she’s got instagram to distribute the self shot erotica for her…and the worst thing about all this is that she turns me on.

Most of you don’t know who this is, but she was on some show where she fucked Diddy and ended up in a pop band….that lasted 3-5 minutes…like Diddy…and then she took on being a snowflake black dudes wanted to fuck and bitch started eating and eating and eating and it was fun to laugh at….until she realized…she’ll get farther with her fat ass and fake titties if the rest of her is fit as fuck…so she got to work on herself and now I’m getting turned on by her after what must be 5 years of making fun of her…when I could have been writing her love letters…what a fail…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

18

Apr

Kacy Anne Hill’s Redheaded Erotica of the Day

After polluting my brain with failed redheaded erotica featuring KERI RUSSEL…from 5 minutes ago..

I’ve decided to cleanse my soul, with busty hipster model Kacy Anne Hill, who you’ve seen in some SEE THROUGH CLOTHES …posing topless for photographer WARD ROBINSON …because some ginger bitches are interesting looking, with great transparent skin and nipples…and they own that fucking shit the way they should…and Kacy Ann Hill happens to be one of those doll faced girls…you know the kind of orange pubes I want to cum all over or more importantly suck on, rather than run to the bathroom to puke from…cuz orange pubes are hit or miss and this one’s a hit.

Posted in:Kacy Anne Hill

2014

18

Apr

Christina Milian Booty for Instagram of the Day

Christina Milian posted this picture on Instragram, because it’s a #selfie generation and people are so self involved, especially low level hookers like Christina Milian…that they need to post pictures of their ass that they have a friend take to show off their ass but try to pull it off as s subtle and fun thing to do….when clearly it’s an intentional “I love my ass, compliment my ass, I’m a mom who threw away her career to be a host on the Live Shows of the VOICE, just give me a like, my attention seeking, broken soul needs it”…

Which brings up a funny situation, that instagram is less about the photos you take, and more about the photos taken of you, like some sort of egotistical “look at me” photo album I fucking hate looking at…because there’s not enough spread asshole and too much of this cry for attention when pretending not to cry for attention bullshit.

Fuck you Christina Milian and fuck your baby you neglect because you’re too busy pretending your friend accidentally snapped a pic of your ass, that you accidentally uploaded to your fucking instagram and wrote a desciption to like oops…

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

18

Apr

Keri Russell Nipples for Malibu of the DAy

I think I must have had a traumatic Felicity experience when Felicty was on TV, because in the core of my soul, I think Keri Russell is the fucking worst.

I’ve been drunk the better part of 3 decades, so I can’t place the exact moment I hated her and wanted her to burn a fiery death which was seemingly appropriate because of her fiery pubic haired crotch..

I mean was it during the Mickey Mouse Club era, or was it that she didn’t whore out when she had the opportunity, and now doing it years later makes me angry that she wasted perfectly good youth…or was it that I knew a virgin loser who was really in love with her and her show, I worked with him and had to hear about Felicity recaps every fucking week….

I just know hard nipples in Malibu magazine or not, she’s the enemy…

Posted in:Keri Russell

2014

18

Apr

Andrea Lehotska Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Sometimes all a good Friday needs is some nude pics of Andrea Lehotska and her bush…

Sure, you’ve never heard of her, because you are an idiot…but more importantly, because you don’t keep track of Miss Slovakia contestant for Miss Universe from 2001…because even in 2001…which was 13 fucking years ago…you didn’t care about Miss Slovakia from Miss Universe contest…

She’s apparently gone onto great things, like stuff I don’t give a fuck about, that went down in Europe…but turns out her best work was these nude pics that are probably 10 years old, but that have solid bush, and that is all I need to justify posting them, on today, an otherwise not naked enough day….

Posted in:Andrea Lehotska

2014

18

Apr

Cris Urena Poses in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

Cris Urena is a Domincan / American fashion model who’s name reminds me of pissing on girls…because girls love that shit…even when they pretend they don’t, just ask Kim Kardashian, but more import I love that shit.

She’s 22, she’s worked for Victoria’s Secret and I guess they are lending her out to H&M like H&M was Leonardo DiCaprio to help make her famous…and bikini or not, I’m still thinking about how her name is Urine…

Posted in:Cris Urena

2014

18

Apr

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Heather Marks Birthday Party Pics of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, and Heather Marks, got together because I guess it was a reunion from the lab their tall, blonde model asses were created in…and since the pilot project worked, their evil scientist creator, clicked on the “come back home button”….where they celebrated their collective birthdays since they all come from the test tube….

This is what human research in Nazi germany was trying to accomplish…I guess…and the tragedy in all this is that I wasn’t invited to this party…or more importantly, that this party didn’t happen on my face…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

18

Apr

Anne Hathaway’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

I am starring at Anne Hathaway’s underserving Oscar winning ass in a pair of leggings that are designed to look like they are the heavens…you know all blue sky peppered with clouds…but I don’t think this is heaven, even if this egotistical cunt things it is, as shit rubs up in between her gaping mound…in fact, I don’t even find her in spandex interesting, because she’s not that interesting, and the older I get I realize it’s not about the shape of the ass, or the meatiness of a vagina that matters when it comes to a girl…it’s about her personality, or at least the one she projects to the media, because it’s the #selfie generation, and no one is authentic as they work on branding themselves, especially not famous bitches.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

18

Apr

Farah Holt in a Bikini of the Day

I am a huge fan of Farah Holt

Sure, I have not followed her on social media, even after posting her nipple back in 2013, and not because I am playing hard to get, but because I wasn’t really inspired to remember who she is…

But that doesn’t mean this love isn’t real…even if I don’t know she really exists, because these bikini pics are real…and when bikini pics of her or any girl for some bullshit campaign drop, I feel nothing but romance…

Maybe it’s got nothing to do with her tall, skinny, UK model body, and everything to do with bikini pics…no matter how boring the shots are…but who’s asking questions when all I am thinking about is the snorkel I’ll need to use to breath when I bury my face in her ass…

Posted in:Farah Holt

2014

18

Apr

Naked Artist Laying Eggs and Other Videos of the Day

I don’t know anything about this artist, other than that she’s amazing and shoving eggs filled with paint in her, only to lay them on a canvas from a ladder set-up, completely naked in public…because that’s the way art is meant to be…

Sure, it’s a bullshit stunt, on some college art school level, but she’s naked and laying paint eggs and that’s the kind of college art school level stunt I am into…

There is an uncensored version – that they are trying to make me buy and I don’t like this shit that much….

Here’s a weird interview with a Miami Tranny…

This is pretty intense, but I’m glad that Youtube is monetizing this shit…

Here’s a chicken walking into a child’s hug…for EASTER

Chinese Fireman VS Flaming Propane Tank

Here’s a Truck VS Bridge

Posted in:Videos