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2014

24

Oct

stepGIRLS for Got Vape of the Day

I like girls who smoke weed. Especially at 4 am at their apartment while I watch…usually through the fire escape because I am not invited in…I mean they don’t even know I followed them home. I am romantic like that…….Just kidding…but I do like seeing girls smoke…and every girl smokes weed – but not every girl smokes weed using amazing technology…

I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but we’ve been pushing the PUFFiT 2 Portable Vaporizer by Discreet Vape. because I like watching the smoking culture blow the fuck up. I like seeing these girls posing with Vapes, blowing smoke out while half naked and sexy, and I felt the need to do a #stepGIRLS shoot of our own….

This vape looks like an Asthma pump, which is pretty fucking next level, in a good way, since you can trick people into thinking you’re dying of an asthma attack, when really you’re just getting trippy…even in front of the cops…so much potential…and it’s inexpensive as fuck so GET ONE OR 100

Here are the pics shot by AnotherSidewalk.Tv

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2014

24

Oct

Erin Heatherton Breast Feeding a Monkey of the Day

Erin Heatheron is a Victoria’s Secret model who is best known for being one of Leonardo Dicaprio’s “girlfriends” even though there are countless rumors that he’s gay….proven by the fact that he’s an actor and acting in and of itself is pretty fucking homo…not to mention he always dates these models who work together, they are colleagues and friends…meaning if the stories are true and not just marketing campaign to make him seem like a Playboy and not someone who plays with boys, and makes them more A-List than they are….making you think think that posing on camera for money isn’t all they do for money…hookers never get jealous of other hookers – they get the program …if you know what I mean..

And if you don’t, here’s a video of Erin Heatherton breast feeding a Monkey that made me laugh….and Here’s her needy photographer…I assume she fucks…cuddled up to her…

Very cuddly day with monkeys.. My favorite one right here ???????? @rbello @lillypulitzer

A photo posted by Erin Heatherton (@erinheathertonlegit) on

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2014

24

Oct

Taylor Swift Cameltoe of the Day

Taylor Swift had a Cameltoe on Jimmy Kimmel – because I guess when this girl isn’t having sex, her terrorist of a Vagina feels the need to attack anything close by. If not people she can pretend are her boyfriends while they fuck – even if just for a week – or Models she’s seduced into her multi million dollar homes – the logical thing for her to swallow is her tight pants during her performance…

That said, here is her interview with Kimmel – if you care…

Here is her performance…

And remember if you know her lyrics…she’s brainwashed us all…and we are doomed as a society…

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2014

24

Oct

Maria Menounos Does Yoga Poses of the Day


Maria Menounos puts a lot of work and effort into making herself a celebrity. I guess after talking about celebrities for a long time on a shitty celebrity gossip TV show that she ended up on because she was trying to be a celebrity of her own – and it was the only gig she got – has helped her craft a bottom feeding strategy to become a reality star in her own right…

You know, pushing her fitness, her ass, her nonsense staged paparazzi pics…

And I still think her best work was the day HER PUSSY SLIP Happened in 2011

I just think this Yoga “look at me I’m Maria Menounos, a star in trailer parks around America”…is dull and if anyone pushing 40 wants to really deliver…they should focus on their outty vagina we’ve all seen – even when they are greek and the word vagina directly relates to Anus…

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2014

24

Oct

Micaela Schafer Does Halloween of the Day

You probably don’t know who Micaela Schafer, even though she’s an angel sent from heaven left in Germany to fame whore in the best way possible…by getting totally fucking naked…

She’s done this a bunch of times the last few years, it’s pretty desperate but she’s either 30 or older and I guess she figured she’s got naked for free all these years, she might as well do it to help build up her brand…

So she started getting invited to events where she would dress up – or dress down to get some buzz, she got addicted to the coverage and continues to bring it…and to me, she’s the most important thing out of Germany or even Europe right now…because she brings hope that all the other failed actors and models and strippers will do the same nonsense using their contacts they’ve made – because I like this titty in public cry for attention…it’s the level of desperation and pathetic I can get off to, especially since she’s a babe.

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2014

24

Oct

Jamie Lynn Sigler Tits of the Day

Do you remember jerking off to Meadow Soprano? Me neither. I think on the scale of sex appeal, this motherfucker was a 0. I mean I think Tony Soprano’s tits were probably more desirable in the grand scheme of things – but that’s just because it’s not gay if he’s dead…right?

Here she is showing some cleavage at an event, and it’s really not all that sexy and I don’t really know why I am bothering with this, because let’s face it – we’re an internet porn era and getting off to cleavage would be a real flashback to what was…you know when you used to jerked off to the thought of girls you actually knew and not gaping assholes….back when you didn’t have their facebook to cross reference..because getting off to a real person was a thing….…and sometimes it just takes a shitty cleavage on d-list celeb to realize pussy you kinda know in real life is really what’s actually important in life….

That said – Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Best Work was her 2008 Pussy Flash – Back When Pussy Flashes Still Mattered …She’s an inny…

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2014

24

Oct

Naya Rivera’s Got Cleavage of the Day

Naya Rivera was once on Glee, then she started dating a large penis black rapper, only to be dumped by him, kicked off the show and re-married to some new asshole within a 2-3 month period…and now…she’s got fake tits….and what looks like a Botox…up on some Kim Kardashian video vixen shit – I guess it all works out in the end – if this is what you would consider “working out”.

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2014

24

Oct

Halle Berry Shitty See Through Of the Day

I don’t even know why I am posting this.

I mean is it a Flashback Friday to when Halle Berry was the biggest deal in Hollywood, because she was an accessible black girl that movie producers could cast to play the black girl, without being too scared of her for being the black girl, thanks to being raised white in the Suburbs with no access to the black community…you know because Hollywood is racist as fuck…

She did have great tits then, she had a good sex scene in Monster Balls and she did win an Oscar before getting knocked up by a Canadian Model from down the street, before getting old and tired and pregnant again…and now you can see her bra….not that you’d want to see her bra…you’d probably want to see her without a bra….I mean what else is a old weathered played out girl who you can google to see her tits supposed to do….right?

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2014

24

Oct

Willa Holland Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge…girls didn’t care…they were just swooped in and locked down….manipulating the general public / hot dumb girls shouldn’t be so easy..but I guess I am glad it is…

She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level – seeing as I threw in the towel…

She got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true…

Now she’s on something called Arrow, but more interestingly, she’s posting shitty bikini pics from afar on instagram – that I cropped because I like bikini ass on anyone – especially when it is too pixelated for cellulite.

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