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2014

21

Oct

Nicki Minaj for GQ of the Day

Nicki Minaj is in November’s GQ, because she’s famous and a big deal, with her ass worshipping videos people get excited about, even though her ass they are worshipping is probably and implant and a prop in her very lucrative acting role, where she plays a Black Lady Gaga weirdo, turned edgy half naked hip hop female rapper, for the white girls that eat it up…because in the event you didn’t know, she was in Acting school when she went for the Nicki Minaj audition and what has come of it has been a lie…but as time goes on, and she gets badder and badder, I’m starting to fall into her nonsense..or at least stare at her attention seeking, revealing stunts…cuz I like ass and titties and the girls willing to showcase them to make millions as much as the next guy – even if her music makes me want to cut of dick and balls and stuff them in my ears so that I never have to hear, fuck, or really live cuz I’ll bleed out….again…

here are a few of the faux bad girl – being decent pics via GQ

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2014

21

Oct

Cailin Russo Topless of the Day

I’ve made fun of Cailin Russo a little bit because that’s what I do when I like girls. It is also what I do when I hate girls. So it is hard to differentiate the two…not that I actually care about any of these girls. They only exist in my inbox as they are self promoting themselves aggressively, trying to be “it girls” or part of campaigns – because it validates them and helps grow their social media – so that they feel more important than the other girls who aren’t as eager for attention…

Now I don’t hate that, I like girls who get in front of the camera – especially when topless…but there are just so many of them, it’s hard to really differentiate one from the other. They all blend into one hipster pile of hair on a skinny body with shitty tattoos…that I would ejaculate on, but in my defence I’ve ejaculated on some weird shit in my day…from kitchen tables to public door knobs…to college desks to panties found at the laundromat…I’m talent.

I just think in the grand scheme of everything – in my life and your life – no matter how much money she makes, or how shitty her dad’s punk band is, she doesn’t matter…you could argue that nothing matters..and I guess you’d be right…but along with nothing comes Cailin – just in the right circle – Russo…and here are her tits.

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2014

21

Oct

AshelyInLA Wishes Evander Holyfield a Happy Birthday of the Day

Happy Birthday Evander Holyfield. #DreamBig #NeverGiveUp #Worldpeace.

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

AshleyInLa is one of the greatest things to happen to social media. I’ve been following her antics on instagram for a long time – she’s basically making fun of all the fame whores out there – by doing a variation of their fame whoring – it what I think is a pretty fucking genius way – and throughout the whole process – has pretty rockin’ body…

So yesterday was Evander Holyfield’s birthday…follow your dreams…and my dreams are following AshleyInLa

Now – here she is on her lip gloss

NO PERVY COMMENTS PLEASE! This is about my lipgloss. #Chanel #Worldpeace

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

And – Here she is playing with Dan Bilzerian’s money

Follow your dreams always. #DreamItDoIt #worldpeace

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

She’s the best…

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2014

21

Oct

Gigi Hadid Cleavage at Some Event of the Day

Gigi Hadid has cleavage…as do most girls who aren’t breast cancer survivors…or 8..now that girls go through puberty at 11.

She is only 18 or 19 – so you are a pervert for liking these tits, but you’re not nearly as big of a pervert as family friend Paul Marciano – from Guess? fame – who cast her in his campaigns when she was just a little girl…because her gold digging fame whore mother wanted her working – and her dad was too busy creeping on young hot girls to fuck behind the mom’s back – that he figured this would keep them all busy when not spending his ridiculous amounts of money..

Some rich girls want ponies, others want to be in Sports Illustrated, when your dad is over the dop enough – I guess anything happens…and here are her young tits.

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2014

21

Oct

Amanda Holden’s Ass for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know who Amanda Holden is, but apparently she tweeted a picture of her ass on set of some morning or daily or TV show and her fan base went nuts – probably because she’s got a good ass despite being 44…and maybe because people on TV don’t just tweet their asses, even when she’s being so clever with the way she shows it off by pretending this is what the camera angle from behind looks like – up on some news anchor / David Letterman not wearing pants behind his desk…kind of thing…and I guess when anyone tweets their ass, even a grandma, because her dress doesn’t fit proper – whether on TV or not…I’ll stare…because I like ass…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

21

Oct

In Bed Lingerie Catalog Shoot of the Day


The photographer’s name is JEFF TSE …I’ve posted some of his lingerie stuff before HERE . Cuz I’m with it…

I am not sure what these shoot is for, but I do know that it involves a model in lingerie in bed, and I figure that that is all we need to know.

It’s like there are staged lingerie pics of girls photoshopped to shit…to promote lingerie, then there is this where I feel like I am up in bed with her…and it is safe to say that I prefer when I feel like I am up in bed with a half naked model – it’s better than looking to my right and seeing my fat wife in leggings that aren’t leggings but rather sweatpants that fit like leggings as her gunt hangs out of the top as she chugs what must be melted ice cream in some kind of crisis because the frezer broke and she must salvage it all before it’s too late…

My life is hell..

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2014

21

Oct

Bregje Heinen on the Beach of the Day

Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst…

It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard..

I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand.

I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that.

Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2014

21

Oct

Daniela Giraldo for Mai Petit of the Day

Her name is Daniela Giraldo – I have never heard of her – she seems to have an IMDB page so I guess that means she’s an actress or an aspiring actress who has booked one job in an obscure TV show as the Coffee Shop Patron 1 – which is far more relevant and important than being Coffee Shop Patron 4. I guess…

We all have to start somewhere, and if that is this Daniela Giraldo, it is safe to say her focus should be less on shitty acting roles and more on laying in bed in her panties…

This is for some brand called MAI PETIT and I think it’s a far more interesting shoot than the brands with higher budgets because I feel like I’m watching this exhibitionism go down out in public…and as a Voyeur. I dig it.

Posted in:Daniela Giraldo

2014

21

Oct

Daria Werbowy for Document No. 5 of the Day

Daria Werbowy is some Ukrainian Canadian import, who escaped communism and joined the maple syrup brigade when she was 3….I’ve never met her, despite knowing everyone in Canada thanks to our Polar Bear expeditions that we are forced to do for free health care, I guess being 5 foot 11, she was able to escape for brighter pastures in the US…where she ended up being a massively successful model, working the Runway, making millions, and now at 30 – posing in her underwear for some obscure magazine I’ve never heard of…I guess dreams come true…

What should have been a sex trafficked, bear juggling, circus traveling, cam girl, carni…is now the face of massive brands…meanwhile Americans, who are just as tall can’t even pull this shit off on their own turf because they are too busy working the Walmart checkout line…to pay for the junk food that helps with their obesity and impending diabetes…

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