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2017

23

Aug

Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day

With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like shit…

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…when birthing her…or I guess whatever else makes people puke…she’s lovely as fuck…

But she’s dutch, reminds me of the dutch girl I once fucked up the ass while looking at her engagement ring she was wearing because she was engaged to another man but wanted me in her ass…at least that’s what I assumed she was asking while fucking her…but it’s hard to tell..dutch sounds like clearing your throat…

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2017

23

Aug

Emma Roberts Flexibility of the Day

Emma Roberts is one of the better celebrity kids who made a career of her own – because her celebrity parent was the best Oscar Winner turned washed up B-List celebrity trying to make drug money in the worst straight to DVD pieces of shit….something I wish happened to most Oscar Winners like Jennifer Lawrence, but she wouldn’t have executed it as cool…

I find her cute, or fun, or funny, or I don’t fucking know…skinny maybe, it’s probably that she’s skinny, and appreciate that she’s made it, despite her aunt being Julia Roberts, making making it pretty easy, but I also appreciate her flexbility.

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2017

23

Aug

Jojo Is Basic in her Selfie of the Day

Jojo is here teaching all you girls a VERY valuable lesson and that is that if you say “I’m such a fame whore attention seeker looking to seduce on the social media”…or “I’m so basic”…which is the scaled down version of that…you know the “sarcasm, or calling herself out tactic of attention seeking, while being a fame whore attention seeker, trying to show off her body….it makes it all ok….even though it was all ok when she was doing the fame whoring…without justification, or calling herself out.

Keep up the good work ghetto child star turned whatever she is.. fame whore with less fame whoring…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Rumer Willis at the Waterpark of the Day

Rumer Willis went to the waterpark and no one drowned her for being a sea monster they assumed was there to eat the kids….so they took a pic to celebrate…and she’s in a bikini…reminding me and I guess you because you’re here with me…that plastic surgery can save a bitch, or at least make her a solid fuckable, not that Rumer Willis was ever not fuckable, sure she had a bit of a potato head, but her parents are famous and rich and a enough reason to want to K-Fed her…

The plastic surgery just makes her a little less disgusting, or sea creature at the waterpark you try to drown.

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2017

23

Aug

Steffy Argelich Nude for Vogue Spain of the DAy

Steffy Argelich is a very important and relevant model that I’ve never heard of, that you’ve probably never heard of, unless you are googling her and I’m the only thing that’s come up, because I am a master of the internet, and because no one else is posting on her….

But you can tell, she’s important because she’s in Vogue Spain. Vogue, a dream of so many other girls who grew up thinking all the best models got in there. You know a legitimate media outlet that isn’t a porn mag…

She’s strategically naked, which puts her on the map for me, whether in Vogue, repped by a real agency, or not, spread pussy or not, I’ll always appreciate nudity…but then again, I guess this isn’t nudity at all.

We’ve been scammed.

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2017

23

Aug

Cindy Mello Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Cindy Mello is a Brazilian model in NYC…

She’s not very relevant or important, but she has 366,000 followers on her social media, that she probably got from doing slutty content featured on porn instagram accounts, but that she will polarize with fashion pics, so that brands pay her 10k a post, it’s a real fucking racket and so many people are doing it, people you’ve never heard of, getting $$$$$ from companies you have…fucking up the whole sugar daddy experience.

That’s not to say Cindy Mello is getting paid by brands or that she’s left the realm of sugar baby, but it is to say…she looks fucking good in these pics, I’d follow her, I probably am following her, I follow every half naked on there.

BECAUSE I AM A PERVERT…

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2017

23

Aug

Naked Guy on Drugs and Other Videos of the Day

Big Girl Shoplifts

Bikini Girls VS 5 Great White Sharks

Drunk Dance

Bum Fight OVer Beer

Windy Day of the Day

Face Full of Hot Steal

People VS Escalator

Steel Pole VS Dude

Crane VS Water

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like going to the mall or any store and forcing the staff to listen to my jokes, because no one else will, and they have no choice. This one girl selling batteries was trying to convince me it was a great deal, three flashlights for 10 dollars like anyone needs three flashlights so I told her I prefer finding a dead person my size and the morgue who is my size, laying him next to my wife in bed, and burning the place down, you know for my lighting needs, then running to the woods to live happily ever after unscathed and left alone because the world thinks I am
Dead, but I guess I could use the batteries from the flashlights as a solar network to power my electric blanket, so I bought three

Here are some morning links…

Katy Perry Says She’s Too Busy Boinking Orlando Bloom…
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Ken Block’s Driving Video
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Weird Artist Makes His Vacation Photos Weird By Turning Him and His Friends into Kids….PEDO shit…
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Sink Hole of the Day
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Slut in a Bathing Suit
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Scarjo and Her Back Tattooo
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Drunken Chrissy Teigen Finds her New Angle to Milk Like it was John Legend’s Wallet – Alcoholism
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More on the R Kelly Accuser
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Suburbicon Trailer #2
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2017

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a pretty flawed person, so I’ve decided to do some self-help, introspective, work….you see I constantly callout girls for being attention whores, being exhibitionists, being low hanging fruit, tits get hits, low level sex workers..

When I should be encouraging it, I should be celebrating it, recruiting more girls to participate in it….

What’s wrong with me…

Unfortunately, there are no books on why you call out girls who are giving you what you want, but it must be a mommy issue situation…because I couldn’t be happier now that girls are getting naked without any effort..work…strategy by me…

I guess I just don’t know where to go from here, the world has turned and given me all I’ve wanted, so by instinct, I want to work against the mainstream, even when the mainstream is pretty much what I want…

I’m so torn.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tiger Woods is Mad That his Dick Pics Have Been Released – Even Though He Didn’t Inherit The Asian Dick
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Taylor Swift’s Social Media Cleansing – is Weird
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R. Kelly Accused of Traumatizing Sex With a Teen – What?
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Pixie Lott – Bikini Bottoms
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Tommy Lee Fucks His Girlfriend in the Airplane
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Lily Allen Nipple – Disgusting…
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George Clooney Gives 1 Million Dollars to Fight Hate Groups Because He Thinks He’s God
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Tinashe Nipple
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Total Ecclipse
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Amber Heard Drops Some Tits
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Katy Perry – Teaser Video That Sucks Some Clickbait Shit
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Deaf People Teach Bad Words
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Demi Lovato Singing at the MAyweather Fight
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Game of Thrones Flute and Cello Cover for the Nerds
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Xena Warrior Princess Reboot – is Not Happening
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Big Titty Girl Opens Beer Bottles With her Mouth – Turns Out Her Tits Suck
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Topless on the BEach
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The Sad Clown Opera Singer is Hularious
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Miley Cyrus Peeing
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Why Switzerland is the Safest Place if WW3 Starts
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Addison Sex
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Leo’s New GF in a Sports Bra
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Jessica Alba 2005 – NIPPLES
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Farting Chick
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Shitty Babe Shoot In the Gym
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Naked Chubbies
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Black Guys Kidnap a White Guy
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Dude Fingering Ass in Public
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Idiot Scares Girl By SHooting At Her
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Nasty Chick and Her Dildo
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Squirt Squirt
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Hot Body
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CAra Delevingne Nips
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Amateur in the JUngle
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Slutty Selfies!
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Lucy Collett – Skinny to Fat – a Photo Retrospective
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HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
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2017

22

Aug

Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day

And so it begins…

Lily Rose Depp is my favorite of the young celebrity daughters and I have no issue with her using her celebrity name, parents, access, trust fund, for shameless self promotion, because all these girls are bred the same, and really all girls her age and generation are bread the same, they are out there for the IG fame, hot bodied they are willing to show off, and in some cases, not in Lily Rose Depp’s case, not even hot bodied and still willing to show off…

I am not a Johnny Depp fan, but Edward scissor hands is good times, but not nearly as good of a time as this Lily Rose Depp looks…

I mean…how is she even real….I am not overly excited about any girl ever, but this face, this body, it’s just on another level..

KEEP IT COMING SO WE CAN KEEP IT COMING – GIRL…

She is obviously the next big thing…all little and hot…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH…

Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her.

Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits.

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day

I love that we live in an era where all girls, including big and famous creepy but still kinda hot despite looking like they were on hormone therapy and malformed, like Sarah Hyland, can turn to their social media channels for some male attention, and post their massive box…

It’s like “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BOX”…something all the girls do, but Sarah Hyland is just a little more literal, I guess since she’s a rich and famous chick she doesn’t need to post up her labia and can stick to the cardboard version.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day

Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone…

I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim…

It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis…

She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Mariah Carey in Paper Magazine of the Day

Here’s some Mariah Carey in some weird photoshoot that makes her face look a little like a bull dog, but I guess that is what happens when you’re an over the top rich woman with an ego so huge she likely thinks she’s god…which probably makes for interesting sex….and not just because she’s got monster tits that go with her middle aged weight gain issues she tries to barely hide…but because she’s a fucking crazy person…

This reminds me of a boudoir set a fat wife gets her truck driving husband at the small town strip mall in the early 90s…you know…trashy…but maybe everything reminds me of that….because I missed the glory days of women trying to save marriages through semi professional slutty photoshoots with middle aged failed photographer perverts who once worked at sears doing portraits but always wanted to experience the woman form…and the art that comes with it…like most instagram photographers today…

It’s just that a spread pussy selfie on the toilet is wonderful to me, but it doesn’t take nearly the same level of thought or effort, especially in an era where slutty shoots weren’t an all day everyday thing…

EITHER way…here’s MARIAH.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Jennifer Lopez in Paper Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t look like Jennifer Lopez in this photoshoot for Paper magazine, thanks to being hold, photoshopped, re-built with face fillers to keep her taught hispanic skin aging nicely, you know combined with all her expensive creams and baby fetuses she orders from the mother country to bathe in, girl will keep on going…and her fans will fucking celebrate accordingly…because they are loyal, she is their beacon of hope, and despite being average at best of a performer, even patronizing, but pandering, brainwashing and manipulating…she can’t do wrong…they are committed to her and she’s just keep cashing in…

You can tell it’s Jennifer Lopez because it’s so fucking flashy, loud and all things she is, that’s how people notice her..

I just don’t know where she’s hiding her 50 but fit ass…that’s what made her, that’s what you want to make it you want to jerk off to her, it’s like all the pics should be of her ass…it has worked for her, and continues to work for her, but only one pic…seems like a rip off, probably something anyone who bought ticket to a J.Lo show probably feel.

Posted in:J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez|SFW