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2015

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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From the RatedXLife Snapchat…this bush in weed pants wearing a weed nuug as a bush hat is up on some Miley Cyrus shit..high concetp art..

As someone who doesn’t smoke weed, all you 420 idiots must die, but as someone who loves bush…I mean the kind of guy who makes girls I fuck grown out bush…I support everything bush….

Sometimes, I wish my life was more exciting than this snapchat pic…but then I remember broke, never leaving the house, drinking and napping all day…doesn’t pave the way for fun…

But these stepLINKS do…so here are some links…

No wait…here’s David Hasselhoff’s video people are still talking about..

Now here’s the stepLINKS

Big Fucking Tits
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Kim Jung Overcomes All
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Blake Lively….Cleavage…
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Bikini Slut of the Day
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Every Stormtrooper Battle Ever
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Paris Hilton is Coachella
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Teen Kills Teacher with Crossbow
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Megan Fox Ass in Leggings
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Slut of the Day
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Christina Aguilera Ass Implants
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Jared Leto as the Joker…
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Pug Snowboarding
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Wedding Dress Erotica
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Kesha in a White Dress
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Marloes Horst Pictures in a Bikini
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Another Slut of the Day
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Batman VS Superman Poster.
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Clever Marketing of the Day
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Dakota Fanning – for Nylon
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Why Sitting is Damaging You
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Calvin Harris is Allergic to Taylor Swift’s Pussies
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Kelly Brook’s Tits..at Coachella
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Amber Heard is Amazing
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Warren Sapp Giving the Police His Statement about Hookers is Amazing
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Jenna Dewan Tatum – Muddy Ass
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Cameraman Saves A Dude from Falling
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Kristina Brown is Off Life Support
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Game of Thrones Stunt Double…is Amazing…
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Poisonous Foods We Eat
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Vera Farmiga Naked in Never Forget
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Black Guys Love Selena
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Anne Hathaway Leggings of the Day
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Shitty Comic Book Trailer
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Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
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Tyrese Twitter Fight..
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Rumer Willis Pokies
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The Public Ariana Grande and Big Sean Statement is Insane…
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Lady Gaga Squished Boobs
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Spider Crab Pyramid
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Dakota Fanning in a Dress
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Giorgio Armani Doesn’t Like it When Men Dress Too Gay….
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Rare Madonna Nudes
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Whores in Bikinis
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John Tavolta Defends Scientology…
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Girls With One Boob Out
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Body Building Chick
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Robin Givens Naked for Playboy
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The 10 Hoottest Real Life Stoners
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Penis Disaster of the Day
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Sex in Mainstream Movies
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Girl in the Hot Tub
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Sex Toy Of the Day
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Girls Playing with her Tits…
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Free live sex without credit card
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Grandpa Balls
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5 Hot Czwch Girls
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Tessa Fowler Huge Tits
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Kylie Jenner Challenge?
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Big Tits Pawn’s Her Pussy
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Weirdest Sex Toy Demo
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

20

Apr

Cop Doesn’t Want to Shoot a Suspect and Other Videos of the DAy

Hillbilly Fight in Appalachia…and Other Videos of the Day

Circus Workers Attack Animal Rights Protesters

Girl Flirts – then Robs

Baltimore Cop Breaks Suspects Spine…

Buffalo VS Chinese School

Idiot Gets Killed….Because He Doesn’t See Bus

Car Pile Up

Teacher Fights Female Student

COuple Gets Pretty Freaky on a Patio…in North Carolina…

Warren Sapp on His Hookers….Amazing

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

20

Apr

Rihanna Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Rihanna did a little self produced bikini photoshoot for social media…because Rihanna loves being half naked in pictures…it is a good kind of attention that must remind her of when she was prostituting herself in barbados at the Karaoke bars the rich British men went….before miraculously landing a record deal and becoming Rihanna….

There’s a back story here…I just don’t know what it is…but at least in the mean time she gives us glimspes into her core personality…that of a girl…who likes being watched….while half naked…and as a guy who likes to watch half naked….that works for me…unfortunately…Rihanna doesn’t…because if she did….I’d probably not be wasting time posting on her bikini pics for instagram…but instead spending all the money she makes me…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2015

20

Apr

Heather Locklear in a Bikini of the Day

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Heather Locklear wore a bikini…

I can only assume it is because her daughter is getting a lot of attention for being in a bikini …. THAT YOU CAN SEE HERE

And like all moms who were once hot as fuck, and really isn’t all that bad now, especailly for a 53 year old that has been destroyed by so many rockstars and actors in her LA stint…

She’s got something to prove, a little squeeze into the daughter’s yoga pants and grocery shop, or strip down into a bikini to show us how it is done, cuz some babe moms channel it into their daughters…and others…compete with them for men…and male attention…and none of their motivations matter…as long as they are both in bikinis so that I can live out my mother daughter fetish…that I know you probably have too…because how could you not want to bang the mom and daughter if she’s of age…it’s the whole foundation of who I am and what I do…and the reason I can’t get corporate advertisers…in a “DrunkenStepfather, that’s so creepy, like a fetish site for dudes who want to fuck their wive’s daughters”….if you know what I mean..

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2015

20

Apr

Christina Aguilera Big Tits Live of the Day

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Christina Aguilera lives…

I mean I didn’t expect her to go anywhere, partially because she’s too fat to get off the couch…and walk past the kitchen or bathroom…but mainly because she’s some trashy, over the top, hispanic-based girl who has been doing this for so long and who thinks she’s sent from heaven, because hispanics believe in heaven…to grace the world with her voice…

It’s like you know she tells people that “god gave me this voice, and I had to use it”…or shit like “My god given talent was meant to be heard”….making bitch think she’s one step away from god…like some kind of saint…when really she’s some marketed and exploited tween, who has since got implants, pregnant with multiple dudes, and who spend the bulk of her pop career being slutty…

It’s that kind of delusion that ruins a bitch…I mean coupled with overeating…making for these big momma tits…you probably want to bury yourself in…because I know that is what I want…I mean how could you not…she looks so cozy and fertile…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2015

20

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is one of those bad faced, hot body, crying for attention cunts who made too much money or at least had too much fame in being in that High School Musical shit…

There was a time when she was winning “Hottest Young Starlet” awards at award shows that don’t matter, but that were still televised and feeding lies to the people…but more importantly to her ego..

So, I went on a mission to make fun of her face, her botched nose job, pretty much everything I could…because girl needed to realize that she wasn’t hot…

I was fighting the fight, like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich to give to the poor, only I was making fun of the ugly that were told they were hot, so that they didn’t get an ego they already had thanks to their massive bank accounts and celebrity life…

Basically, it was a failed mission, one that had no real purpose other than to be a dick…and the reality is that now that’s she married, she’s not as ugly as I thought she was, and for some reason I want to give her the dick…even if it’s more of a clit..

I will not admit that I am a fan of this girl..I will not admit she’s hot…I will just admit that I want to fuck her and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2015

20

Apr

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples Cameltoe of the Day

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Rumer Willis may be the potato head I’ve tormented on the internet for a long fucking time, for no real reason other than that I am an asshole…who targets the spoiled trust fund rich kids of celebrities I don’t particularly like, but don’t particularly hate….all because she wasn’t all that hot and it was funny…but it turns out that hotness can be manipulated and like her mother before her…a great body can go a long fucking way….as does botox, fillers and a nose job…turning a potato head into something tolerable enough for me to want to cum on…thanks to the rest of her being pretty on point…

So I’ll save my negativity to shit on other crying for attention assholes, while I’ll just imagine this ass, the Rumer ass shitting on me…because I think I love it….enough to erase the rest of her….

She’s showing some serious improvement.

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2015

20

Apr

Kelly Gale for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I hate catalog pics, but I guess Victoria’s Secret has been realizing that they are not maximizing the talent they either recruit, pay and create…and have been safe as fuck in all their campaigns, and it is time to say fuck it, let’s make some noise…with our girls, out photographers…etc.

Now Kelly Gale is some 19 year old model from Sweden…because apparently along with Volvo, blonde haired children of the corn looking motherfuckers, contemporary modern design, and meatballs, Sweden makes models…

She’s not blinde haired or aryan looking…but she is fucking amazing…and I assume the future…and not because Victoria’s Secret got to her first…but because…she gives me boners…multiple boners…all at the same time..she’s that good.

Posted in:Kelly Gale

2015

20

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Action of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is some recently turned 18 year old and was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

She’s not that cute, but the memories of her being 12 in some movie probably bring this home for you…and now she’s in a bikini in Coachella week 2, as these girls do…

To See Her in Shorts CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld

2015

20

Apr

Charlize Theron Amazing for W Magazines of the Day

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I think I already posted these pictures of Charlize Theron for W Magazine last week, but I could be wrong, I just see them all over the internet and figure there’s no way I was first to the draw on this shit, even though I am the first to the draw on most shit, except women, I always get sloppy seconds, or sloppy thirds…depending what time of day I call them…

Which brings up an interesting point, Charlize Theron could have been a street hooker, I mean one of the hottest of street hookers, who probably would have been more of a sugar baby, or escort, in an era when sugar babies and escorts were less public…because when she was discovered by a film executive, she had already done Playboy, was already out of money, and pretty much on her last legs of staying in California…

It could have easily been a pimp that met her in that bank that day she got recruited…and if it was…she’d probably be dead in a gutter somewhere, so I guess it worked out nicely for her…

Unless dating Sean Penn is like being dead in the gutter…who knows…

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2015

20

Apr

Sarah Hyland Did Coachella Week 2 of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out…for the same reasons you probably masturbate to her…she’s looks like she’s 12, but is in her 20s…and that’s just fucking weird.

I assume she was fed “peter pan” hormones that gymnasts are fed, or that Disney stars are fed, to make investing in them worth it…or maybe she’s just a freak of celebrity kid nature…

The good thing about her is that she’s taking a cue from her TV mom Sofia Veragara…to sex things up a bit to get noticed…

The other good thing about her is that she’s gone out to Coachella this year, instead of filing restraining orders against her abusive boyfriends…

All these spoiled brats don’t know shit about real domestic abuse….and here she is at Coachella…

Here she is for some Yu Tsai Photoshoot because she looks amazing..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2015

20

Apr

Jojo Had a Bikini Party of the Day

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Jojo’s big tits spilling out of her bikini doesn’t really interest me, even though I love fat tits…spilling out of bikinis…

What does interest me is that when she was 17 she was considered Jail Bait….

After watching her music video from when she was 17….I have no idea why,

I mean I can sense the stage mom, the no dad growing up…the poverty in Phully…and I guess the little enough body at 17….that I would have predicted would grow up to be a fat chick with not tits…but this video isn’t the first on my list of music videos to jerk off to…if anything it’s just a glimpse into her dating black dudes…throwing her career away at 18…only for this bikini comeback…which is probably the best thing she’s released since the 2000s…

Posted in:JoJo

2015

20

Apr

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Katie Cassidy …other than that she’s David Cassidy’s daughter…which means she probably has a lot of daddy issues, you know because her daddy was some teen idol in the 70s, which would theoretically make him some kind of self-involved, egotistical, drug fueled asshole who is still stuck in the glory days of the Patridge Family, leading to a very fucked up upbringing…

But then again, maybe she’s normal, but there is no fun in that…and I guess there is no fun in her getting into the entertainment industry either, considering her dad, her grand parents, her uncles were all in it…and if she was to become a doctor or lawyer, she’d be more interesting..

The good news is that her in a bikini makes none of that matter…because at 29…she still looks good in a bikini.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katie Cassidy|SFW

2015

20

Apr

Old Man Party Trick and Other Videos of the DAy

Western Man on a Taiwanese Train

Pug Takes a Bath…

A Couple of Drunks…

Couple Fucking inside Russian White House

Bad Bad Bad….Road Race

Police Catch a Naked Rapst…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

20

Apr

Selena Gomez is a Mexican Pot Bellied Pig of the Day

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Selena Gomez was just in Mexico, possibly recording a video, or a song, or just having a break from the vacation that is her life, with a couple of black music producers, who either made her some beats..or beat her fucking pussy until she couldn’t watch, which actually would take a lot, thanks to being her size and ethnicity…not to say Mexicans have big pussies…but ya know…they do.

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Well she got back to her house in Calabasas that is probably more of a resort, or luxury hotel, staffed by Mexicans…where she had someone take a pic of her by her pool…with her gunt hanging out..

I mean girl has gained a solid 20 lbs and is owning it…which is wrong. Sure fat girls everywhere want to bring her over to the dark side by shaming her for being skinny…and celebrating her when she is fat….but a fat Selena is a bad Selena…no one wants to look like the Mexican working the taco stand…not even the Mexican working the taco stand…she’s just happy she’s got a green card…

All this to say…I prefer emotional starvation to emotional eating…and here’s her pot belly…for you to jerk off to…because you’re a Selena Gomez fan and she can do no wrong.

Here she is for Mario Testino’s Towel series…

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Here she is still in Mexico…Rocking a Massive Fat Girl Cameltoe…

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