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2014

29

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna was in a bikini.

This is huge fucking news.

HUGE. FUCKING. NEWS.

I wonder if she had a coffee today. Or if she took a piss. Maybe she put on shoes at some point.

HUGE. FUCKING. NEWS.

I wonder if better things are going on in the world, or if this is it. This is all we’ve got going….

Rihanna was in a bikini.

It Happened. You can’t make this insanity up. I know…next level.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

29

Aug

Paris Hilton in a Bikini “DJing” in Ibiza Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am stuck in the past, but when I think of anything involving Paris Hilton in video, I want to see her getting fucked in it. Not doing some drag queen caliber performance for a crowd she is getting paid over 100k a gig to DJ for. Proving that DJing is a fucking joke and anyone can do it. It doesn’t require talent, it just requires a computer program. The scam of the generation…so it is only natural that Paris Hilton, also a scam of the generation, would be tainting in like her vagina has tainted so many good looking girls who have fucked Paris’ sloppy seconds…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

29

Aug

Victoria Justice Mocks Nicki Minaj of the Day

Aug 26, 2014 | My take on #anaconda #bunzhun #VickiMinaj ;P by VictoriaJustice on Keek.com

Here is Victoria Justice, some Disney chick, throwing shade at Nicki Minaj, or maybe just being racist by depicting the black woman as a fat chick, calling herself Vicky Minaj, whie shaking her ass, in what I like to think is her firing shots and launching a hip hop scale beef like it was the WWF because we all know that record execs run everything that goes on with these people, and that these wars are all staged, except maybe the Tupac and Biggie bullshit. Who knows.

What I am sure we can all agree on is how this is the worst twerk video in the history of twerk videos.

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2014

29

Aug

Coco is Pretty Amazing on Vacation of the Day

Coco has a disgusting fucking ass…but for some reason she’s become an icon or leader in the really big ass movement of white girls who fuck black rappers because it’s a good life – whether they end up pimping her out, or pay her to be exclusive, she’s winning at hooking, and doing way better than if she was on the streets somewhere, because she’s in a fucking mansion….

But the one thing you can’t deny, or that I like about her, is how good she owns her nonsense and there is something to say about any girl, no matter how fucking silly, owning her shit, or the body part that she shits from….even if in the grand scheme of things it is trashy and disgusting….

She plays it up and has been playing it up the last 10 years. With thong bikinis and photoshoots, never really achieving anything…but being known as the rapper wife with a fat ass and she’s never even done a sex tape.

Always smiling. It’s such a strange thing to do or to portray herself in the media, I wonder what is the motivation behind it is, like mocking yourself for attention, but then I realize who cares why she does it, that’s like asking a porn chick what went wrong in life before sucking dick on camera, instead of just watching her suck dick on camera…I choose watching her suck dick on camera.

All this to say, I’m a fan.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coco

2014

29

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Red Bikini of the Day

We live in a world where Kim Kardashian, along with her sex tape and the career that followed, is clearly celebrated as a sex symbol. People look at her and think “Oh My God, I want to fuck Kim Kardashian, she’s so hot”…yet for some reason, beastiality you know where you fuck an animal is illegal, looked down upon socially and completely wrong, even if you own it…even though it’s the same thing as getting off to Kim Kardashian, whether she’s photoshopped in her bikini or not.

She’s a monster.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER REALLY FAT SCARY ASS IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

29

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Red Lipstick on a Redhead Fetish of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s old face having red lipstick applied to her gutter mouth that has had so much contact with random genitals…is porn to at least one person, and that person happens to be me…

I am a huge Lohan fan, watching her fade into obscurity has brought me great joy, I am just waiting until she really hits rock bottom and I can find her on some street corner and nurture her back to average at best actor who could win the Oscar for her roll in anything that involves her struggling, because the Oscars are a fucking scam and celebrate talentless hacks yearly..and Lohan…is no hack…she is the real fucking deal…and I may or may not be in love.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

29

Aug

Kylie Jenner for V Magazine of the Day

So the tween Kylie Jenner is now being exploited by her crazy stage mom, who has really gone crazy with this stage mom hustle, because she’s managed to rope in every single one of the kids shat out of her vagina, even the one from OJ, and make money off them.

Clearly tending to some inner insecurities in her own life, probably because she didn’t make it when she tried, forcing her to find a rich husband to whore herself to becasue the auditions weren’t working out and the Beverly Hills life is just so in your face when you are a starving twat trying to get pregnant with money…only to 25 years later…turn it around and make more money off that twat…because 25 years is long enough to get used to that world and to forget that you fucked your way into it….

I guess now that the other one is 18. She’s gotta get interest in the young one…and that’s why she’s in a bra in V magazine.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2014

29

Aug

Alba Pistolesi & Gaia Repossi for Pop Magazine of the Day

I don’t need to know who Alba Pistolesi, Gaia Repossi are. I just know that my day isn’t complete unless I see at least one fashion magazine using models the way models are meant to be used….naked.

Whenever I see any models from these Victoria’s Secret chicks, to hipsters for instagram, I think to myself “Why Didn’t the dude who hired these girls use them the way they are willing to be used”.

It’s like taking a hooker on a date and not letting her suck or fuck you, but rather just have a good conversation. Because as it turns out, the last thing I need in life is a good conversations with a hooker…

Posted in:Alba Pistolesi|Gaia Repossi

2014

29

Aug

Natalie Dormer for Hunger Games Poster of the Day

I don’t watch bullshit movies like Hunger Games. I don’t watch bullshit like Game of Thrones. I am too cool for that mainstream, mass appeal, shows that bring people together and that give people something to talk about at the water cooler, to add meaning to their otherwise meaningless lives. It’s just a distraction…

So I don’t know who Natalie Dormer is. I don’t know if she’s hot or not, because she’s looking average to me, but I guess that’s just the hollywood hustle, real hot girls are doing better things than acting, like bedding rich dudes.

She also did FHM….these are the pics….

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