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2015

07

Jul

Eva Longoria’s Slow Motion Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria is insanely famous internationally…I have no idea why…

She’s not so famous on instagram, I know nobodies, who weren’t on a TV show or married to a black athlete…who have more of an audience….

Which makes me ask the question of who is actually more important in the world, the instagram girl, or the whore who fucked the right producer to get on TV, because they whore who fucked the right producer to get on TV has money and budget to be the biggest thing on instagran, while these instagram hookers do it grass roots, from the ground up, in a little DIY…

Sure they don’t get the same pay for campaigns, or jobs, but not everyhting is money, somtimes what is important for your self esteem is likes..

That said, here’s Eva’s boxy body, black dudes love, in slow motion in a bkkini while I go look for random girls tanning in bikinis, which in a landlocked city with no beach…is hard…even though it’s full of french strippers…who I guess are probably still asleep from all the full contact lap dancing…right…

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2015

07

Jul

Miranda Kerr for Trends Health Magazine of the Day

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I asked my facebook friends about a rumor I had heard about a Victoria’s Secret model…basically the rumor is that it is a known fact that one fo the VS model…past or present…recently accepted 1,000,000 dollars to have sex, we’re talking one night, with a very very rich dude who can afford to drop a million dollars on a pussy…

I heard the guy was fat and disgusting, clearly if he’s willing to pay a model a million dollars, he’s slimey as fuck…

Eveyrone on Facebook called out Miranda Kerr as the girl who did it…

Now I’ve heard all kinds of rumors about her, from Fucking Bieber, to other billionares in her baby daddy circle…throwing away her contract…but a high paid escort, who we would all fuck for one night foa a million dollars, but is still a fucking escort…is just the next level of obvious, expected, considering everything, but still trashy, which I guess comes with the territory…I mean she’s hot bodied, has good fake tits, but that doesn’t mean she’s a self respecting lady…or classy…I mean she’s Australian…you know how Australians are…

That said, here she is in a magazine, because Magazine appearances are key to getting million dollar sex offers…and million dollar sex offers are pretty fucking awesome for any girl..

I never pay more than 100 dollars.

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2015

07

Jul

Izabel Goulart in Paris of the Day

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I guess it is fashion week, because all these models are in Paris, but I only follow Victoria’s Secret models, not because I think they are the best models, they are just the models with the best tits..even when they don’t have tits…

I guess I am just brainwashed by the brand, which means this Fashion week assumption, could really just be some Victoria’s Secre retreate where the team get together and figure out how to brainwash the public into buying their shit product…

Or maybe it’s a software reboot for the robots they use to promote their crap…robots I would stick my dick in, whether they have fuck holes or not, because ass shots like Izabels are fun enough for me….and my pathetic exixtence…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

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2015

07

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass Dress of the Day

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I am into Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s dress.

I am not a fashionable person, one would probably argue that I am anti fashion, like so non-fashion that it’s not even ironic and thus fashionable, more like “where did you get those ill fitting clothes and why did you wear them”..to which I say…this is how I found them on the floor, in a back alley, at the laundromat, who gives a fuck, clothes are stupid…

Unless clothes…showcase model ass…like they aren’t even clothes at all…

It makes eveyrhting more interesting…

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She also wore this…and I did it too..but in my defense, I’m pretty into this uppity cunt…you can tell is a tyrant, demanding, expensive brat…

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2015

07

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Amazing Photography of the Day

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Jessica Alba is rumored to be running a billion dollar company, even though we all know she’s not really running shit, I mean maybe she’s testing products, or suggesting products, but actual work is more just showing up to events…

But that doesn’t matter, who cares what her involvement is, the fact is that she has a lot of money, enough money to hire a photographer for her social media, so that we can focus on her little actress who can’t act, mom who trapped her baby daddy / husband with..tits…

She looks like an old lady divorcee on her first trip since the divorce with her divorcee friend, on their way out to fuck young men to reclaim their youth…

I mean, she’s in a tube top, a late 90s shirt perfect for feeling up girls who didn’t want to be felt up, because they never want to be felt up, but why wear such easy access to be felt up when out getting drunk, if you don’t want to be felt up, I get it, you don’t want these grubby hands on you..but you clearly want hands on you and this is the best that you’re getting toddya, thanks to being blackout drunk, and me seeing Bill Cosby opportunuty.

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2015

07

Jul

Paz Vega in Some Mexican Magazine of the DAy

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Spanish 40 year old Paz Vega…who you know as…fuck I don’t even know what she’s been in, what she’s done, other than her husband…and probably a bunch of other dudes, as Spanish women make for great lovers…they are all passionate and shit…and making 3 babies, as Jesus wanted, because they are very Catholic, is pretty standard shit…but I can’t place one American movie she’s been in, but for some reason I know her fucking name, and I’m looking at pics from a photoshoot of her in her underwear…and I don’t think any of this is that exciting, but I assume Spanish people do, and I like to make everyone happy, by mocking the whores of their culture who have gone to LA to be famous, all via their vaginas…

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2015

07

Jul

Doutzen Kroes for Fashion of the Day

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Here’s some Doutzen Kroes hard looking face from all the years of partying….so hard that she married a party DJ….sure he’s probably a multi-millionaire a bunch of times over…but any girl marrying a DJ…is a coke slut into that lifestyle…into being seen at the clubs…even though as a Victoria’s Secret model, that’s easy to pull off without having yourself get knocked up by his black penis…

Well, she’s done with Victoria’s Secret, but that doesn’t mean she can’t use her AMerican Success in Europe for fashion…doing Runway shows and walking around with her big underwear model tits out…

In fact, that’s what she’ll be doing into her 50s, as all these girls do…and I guess the only exciting thing in her, is knowing that her husband and baby daddy cheats on her on the regular…those are the kinds of wives I like…

About last night @versace_official ???? thank you @patmcgrathreal and @guidopalau????????

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A photo posted by Doutzen Kroes (@doutzen) on

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2015

07

Jul

Selena GOmez Titties of the Day

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Selena Gomez doesn’t really post compelling content to her instagram, I guess she likes to play it as safe as possible because she doesn’t want to get criticized or slaughtered by the media..

It’s just a series of her promoting her music, her music videos, or campaigns she pushes for brands like Pantene, or in this case Adidas…

But the real Selena, is the secret producer who put together the movie Springbreakers, it was all her working with Harmony Korine, where she wanted to play one of the sluts, but chose to play the good girl and I guess when a girl puts together a movie about drugs, sex and whatever else was portrayed badly in Springbreakers, you know what she does when not whoring her instagram to brands…and when she whores…by the pool at her house..with her new big tits…

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2015

07

Jul

Kelly Monaco’s Comeback in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Monaco is a virtual nobody to anyone who is under the age of 30, which is probably none of you, since only old people read blogs, even though blogging is such a childish thing to do, that as a grown man I am humilated to admit that I do…

She was in Playboy in 1997, when being in Playboy was a good launching platform, that propelled her to acting on Soap Operas, which in the 90s was the equivalent of doing porn, but with a little more dignity, because you don’t need to spread your asshole to be penetrated on film…

It’s one of those, “You plastic looking bitch with no talent, either you take Playboy career to softcore porn, or General Hospital, your choice, both pretty low level, but you’ll make around a million a year, which is better than working at hooters back in the Poconos where you’re from”…

Well, she’s more than just the winner of the first ever Dancing with the Stars, from all her stripper skills..

She’s also an attention seeker in the Ocean in Malibu for the paparazzi…with a little ass flash and side tit..

I guess when pushing 40, you have no real choice but to do what you can to get noticed.

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Here are some pics of her great body on instagram…

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2015

07

Jul

Shay Mitchell in Nightgown of the Day

Snapchat gives us an interesting perspective into the boring lives of idiots we don’t actually care about, because it is less “staged” photoshoot like instagram, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, like bitch is like “just let me pose like that iPhone is Vogue photoshoot”….and it allows us to see whether the girls we follow are actually sluts, as they dance around in lingerie eating chips…because every girl who gets on snapchat, by default wants to show her tits, because what the fuck else are they going to use disposable content that their fans rip off and upload to Youtube for…

I guess this is worth looking at, but barely…

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2015

07

Jul

Lady Gaga Pilates of the Day

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One of the last things I want to see is Lady Gaga doing Yoga…or stretching in a leotard…

It’s not that it is offensive, or disgusting, I mean if it was, I would be more inclined to want to look at these pics…

You know if this was an obese woman shitting herself in a leotard while stretching, or an anorexic girl in a leotard stretching, or really any popstar, athlete, actess…other than Lady Gaga..

But I guess, this is in line with my existence, and seeing as I never get what I want, perfectly expected..

Gaga is boring, done, and yet…I am still posting this nonsense…I blame half assed editorial…and laziness…for everything happening here..Even though she’s in sex positions…I never want to experience unless it is for K-Fed reasons…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

07

Jul

Anita By ImgaeFolio of the Day

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Our friend IMAGEFOLIO too some pictures of the amazing, lovely, magical… Anita Zolt ….that I wasn’t invited to attend, because everyone thinks I am weird, especially, when I am masturbating in the corner…with random household objects…it’s weird, I get it, but I thought we were in this together…and I blame Anita Zolt for being so magical…

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2015

07

Jul

Ruby Rose or Justine Bieber “Frees The Usher Hole” of the Day

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So yesterday – I asked what the greatest contribution Canada has made to the world…My facebook crew unanimously decided that Justin Bieber in Yoga Pants being Mounted by Chad Nickelback as Avril Lavingne watched pouring maple syrup on your clit….was the winner…

Then Today…he posted a picture of his ass that I assume Usher has “Jared from Subway-ed”…but that is just how the entertainment industry works…

It is interesting the Instagram allows this, but doesn’t allow nipples, or girls in thongs, because thongs are porn…fuck Instagram..and fuck Bieber…like you were Usher…

Unless this is Ruby Rose…

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2015

07

Jul

Mother and Daughter Jumped in Popeyes and Other Videos of the Day

FSU QUarterback Punches a CHick

Car VS Runaway Tire

Dude Threatens to Kill batman in Toronto

Cop’s 1 Punch Knockout

Wendy’s Attack in Ohio

40 Black People Stomp Out 1 White Person…Because the Media is Making Us Racist…to Divide and Conquer…

Asian Restaurant Kitchen

Not Naked Enough PETA Protestors..

Girl Kicks an Old Man in the HEad

Sheep Acting Crazy

Traffic Cop Fail…

The Weirdest Drug Deal Ever…

Jared From Subway – Hard at Work….because he just got raided for Kiddie Porn Production…and if you’re at the point of being investigated for Kiddie Porn Producing, you are the worst pile of shit, scum of the earth, who deserves to be taken out back and raped by a sharp object before having their genitals mutilated….I never trusted an asshole who lost weight eating shitty sandwiches, before whoring his story to the sandwich company, only to whore underage kids, because he’s a fucking fat fucking creep…fuck this guy…

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Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I accidentally went to a movie last night, like an actual movie, in a theater…because I was wandering the streets, didn’t want to come back to my prison, and drinking in a park with weird homeless natives women who must have drank gas…and were fingering each other while squealing about their vaginas…who got extral loud when they say I trying to filming them…

It turns out the movie theater is a terrifying place, and this wasn’t even a porn theater…there was one dude behind me and I just thought the whole movie, he’d get up and either stab me in the neck or shoot me…you know, no security..and it’s happened before…I mean what kind of weirdo goes to a movie alone, other than me..and really if I was in a theater and saw me sitting in the back, I’d be uneasy too..

I guess that’s why Netflix and Chill is the phrase of this generation…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Tugging On Clothes…
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Demi Lovato Falling!
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AMber Heard Cleavage…
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Artist Does a Portrait on an Etch a Sketch
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AMy Schumer Continues to Entertain Fat Women
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FSU QB Punches a Chick
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Charlie Riina Toples sand AMazing
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Race Car Driver Walks Away From a Crash
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Bill Cosby is an Idiot…Who Admits to Drugging Women
CLICK HERE

Jared from Subway – Child Pornographer?
CLICK HERE

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