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2009

06

Jan

Kristin Cavallari’s Cameltoe for her 22nd 80s Party of the Day

I have said it before and I will say it again. I love the idea of leotards. It is the one piece of clothing that grabs pussy, tits and ass at the same fucking time and that’s just something I don’t have the skill to do because I only have 2 hands. Sure, I could always throw in my feet, but I’m just not that flexible and sure, one-piece bathing suits and a few other clothes do the same fucking thing, but they just make me think of my fat wife at the waterpark or laying in the park like a pile of fucking shit that she is and this cotton shit reminds me of dance class, or the month I spent in an aerobics class back in the late 80s when I was running low on jerk off material and tired of fucking girls in bars.

I find the whole 80s party pretty fucking played out, I mean she could have come up with a better theme, like maybe famous for being the idiot who turned down a high paying job on the hugely successful spinoff of the show that made her relevant, but then everyone would just dress like her and there’s no fun in that.

Either way, here is her leotard huggin her cunt because it doesn’t judge her for the mistakes she’s made in her career like everyone else who hugs her.

Posted in:80s|Birthday|Cameltoe|Kristen Cavallari|Leotard

2008

02

Apr

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2007

19

Nov

I am – Naomi Campbell’s Ass in Panties at Some 80s Party of the Day

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I am all about washed up models wearing stupid costumes to 80s parties with other washed up models only because shit reminds me of every hipster party I’ve ever been too, where motherfuckers rape thrift shops and American Apparel only to act like everyday is Halloween. The difference is that Naomi Campbell is rich and doesn’t have to hide her cocaine from her other hipster friends for fear that they are going to want a bump that will bite into her stash that she won’t be able to replenish until her dad wires her the weekly stipend he has set up for her to go to University, because she’s a rich kid.

I am also all about the fact that bitch is insane and insane girls get me excited, except for this insane girl I once banged who was emotionally unstable. I used a condom even though I am anti condom because I didn’t know what gutter she crawled out of, but she smelled like it wasn’t a very clean one and half way into it, she was begging me to take off the condom and cum inside her because she wanted to feel what it’s like to have my baby….

That scared me enough to finish up fast and run to the bathroom to flush the condom because I didn’t want her to turn it inside out and try to knock herself up. In retrospect, I should have let her have my baby, she would have made a decent mother and has been the only woman to ever ask me to get her pregnant on the first date.

Bonus – Some Slag Named Jenny Frost I’ve Never Heard of at the Same Party

Another Bonus – Kate Moss and her Boyfriend at the Party


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Posted in:80s|Ass|Naomi Campbell|Panties|Pantyhose|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Audrina Partridge's Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.

Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.


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Posted in:80s|Audrina Partridge|Halloween|The Hills|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Audrina Partridge’s Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.

Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.


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Audrina Partridge in a Bikini
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Lauren Conrad’s Bikini Pictures

Posted in:80s|Audrina Partridge|Halloween|The Hills|Unsorted

2006

02

Feb

80s T-Shirt of the Day

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I love how every fucking loser and their best friend rocked a pink shirt last year. You know the kind of guy who goes to the gym a lot, rocks gelled hair, enjoys talkin’ shit about “faggots” and “pussy”, meanwhile loves hangin’ out in the gym locker and lookin’ at his friend’s dick in the shower. You know the kind of pink shirt wearing homo that has a wop accent, that wears alligator elf boots and a tight pair of Energie jeans. Well, I am not gonna let those Gino motherfuckers fuck with the pink t-shirt. I think they are over that trend, so the cool kids can officially rock pink again. This Miami Vice shirt is hot, I don’t care how homo you think it may be. Sometimes Pink is the New Blog, othertimes pink is a safe choice for t-shirts, especially when it says Miami Vice on it, cuz everything in Miami is pink, except for the spic pussy, which is a nicer shade of brown/purple/black/baby factory. Don’t let gino’s ruin your steez.

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Posted in:80s|Unsorted