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2021

11

Aug

Little Miss Sunshine Tit of the Day

I don’t really keep up to speed with the bullshit that Abigail Breslin is up to, she’s a fat chick and we don’t like them around these parts….sure she had a breakout at a young age with Little Miss Sunshine, but that doesn’t make her special…or make her hot…

I don’t keep track of what Little Miss Sunshine has been up to since Little Miss Sunshine, because no fat chicks allowed, but I do know she’s in some Matt Damon movie about Amanda Knox, or their version of Amanda Knox, because he’s another puppet highly paid by the evil industry…so they’re in it together or some shit…

But as it turns out, back in JULY, Breslin, like all girls, posted some scandalous smut on her social media, celebrating her tits, like all fat girls, becuase it’s really their only marketable asset to people who are grossed out by fat girls….so a month late to the Abigail Beslin bikini, because that’s how important she is to me, and how on the ball this site is, I mean I am only one person…I can’t cover everything….so in being old, out of touch and not on social media, not that I’d follow Breslin if I was…I’m like Russian in the 90s watching movies from the 80s like they’re new releases….only tit tit pic for attention version.

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2021

10

Feb

Lil Miss Sunshine Shows her Cleavage of the Day

I remember when Abigail Breslin grew up and everyone was shocked that she was a chubby ugly thing…it was like a shocker to the world that the awkward girl in a move about a beauty pageant that the girl wasn’t qualified to be in was going to be anything other than a grown up version of the weird kid she played….it’s like she was fat and ugly 14 years ago when that shit happened…and now she’s 25….

Luckily, at least for ugly girls, we live in an era where they can lie about being ugly, and fake being hot…whether through getting naked to distract us, photoshopping themselves, working out…there are options….then there’s the whole plastic surgery thing, the face injections, even advancements in diet and exercise…where they have options to not being that awkward, fat, ugly person they were destined to be….but rather someone people would be willing to jack off to…even if they are still that ugly person off of the internet, we’d never know….SOCIAL DISTANCING and such…

Well, she’s pulled her titties out, barely, but I’ll count it as a step in the right direction for Lil Miss Sunshine, who is still young enough to turn things around….and we’ll consider this turning things around since there’s cleavage involved!

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2016

26

Aug

Abigail Breslin is Big Miss Sunshine of the Day

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Little Miss Sunshine has recently changed her name to Big Mamma Sunshine..

That’s all I got.

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2013

22

Nov

Abigail Breslin Posing for Tyler Shields of the Day

I’ve met Tyler Shields , he was with some young hot model who I wanted to marry without knowing, but she was too busy working the photographer to be his subject and to make herself more high profile…as these things tend to always go…

At least, when it comes to photographers…who aren’t gay…the only reason I straight dude would ever get into photography or DJing or music in general…or even sports is the pussy…

He seemed like a good dude and his pictures are theatrical, maybe even a little on the cheesy side, but his friends are famous, his product is fine, and he makes huge money selling his shit…so he’s obviously onto something…

And that something is taking pics of 17 year old Abigail Breslin naked, in a towel, etc…because she’s probably actually in her 20s, it’s just that she had to lie about her age to book Little Miss Sunshine..

I don’t know much, but I know Tyler Shields isn’t a pedophile, because 17 is legal in Canada, more importantly, the difference between 17 and 18 really isn’t much..it’s not he shot these when she was Little Miss Sunshine…

Here are the pics…and BUY HIS BOOK

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2011

06

Dec

Some Bitches at the New Year’s Eve Premiere of the Day

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There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter….

I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood.

I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it…

That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter….

Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite…

Katherine Heigl Showing Tit in a tight dress I can only assume is spanxed all to hell

Sofia Vergara Showing Tit in a Lingerie Looking Dress…

Abigail Breslin/Little Miss Sunshite Jail Baitin’ for your Masturbating…

Lea Michele Manly Tit and Single Kutcher Who May Fuck It….because clearly he’s not too discriminatory when it comes to pussy….

Hilary Swank is Boys Don’t Cry….

Ludacris and Some Big Black Booty….

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