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2011

28

Feb

Some Academy Award Shit of the Day

I was live tweeting the Oscars last night, and wasn’t gonna bother posting pics from the shit to boycot them not inviting me, but then I realized I should thank them for not inviting me, cuz the whole thing fucking sucked…bored me, disgusted me, made me hate hollywood, but more importantly, made me hate myself for watching it…..

But I figured I should post the good pictures of the bitches who were there, cuz this is kind of a celebrity site no one reads…and I figured I’m obligated…even though I’m not…

Hell I figured I’d post it cuz I love Katie Price’s stupid tits..no she wasn’t at the actual Oscars, just the after party, I guess they have some integrity still left in them……..her golden globes don’t sag…they aren’t bulit like that…

Kim Kardashian wasnt at the actual Oscar’s either but she was fat wherever she did end up…..

I figured I’d post it cuz Scarjohan is not as hot as you think she is…

Mila Kunis probably is….but I was too angry to know for sure…

I figured I’d post it cuz of Jennifer Hudson’s deflated tits were all that was there to represent black…during black history month…

No, I don’t consider Halle Berry Black

I figured I’d post it cuz Natalie Portman has mom tits…and virgin losers obsessed with her love mom tits…while I hate every time she talks….

and cuz Sandra Bullock is officially a monster, no just someone 90 percent of us thinks is a monster…

Jennifer Lawrence is alirght though…I think I may love her…depsite the possibility she’s related to Joey….

The whole thing fucking sucked…especially the hosts…waste of fucking time…as was this post…next time – maybe i’ll take the time to find more nipple or cleavage…but you can just use google to see what other bitches were there, I’m too busy dying to bother…

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