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2023

23

May

Adriana Lima Big Cleavage of the Day

Adriana Lima is probably 500 years old, she wouldn’t retire from Victoria’s Secret like the asshole employee who doesn’t really get that she’s not wanted, but that they can’t get rid of, because he’s devoted his life to the factory, only she was a chubby 40 year old monster titty Brazilian with blue eyes at the time, who likely still sold products….

She was part of the Victoria’s Secret aspirational marketing team, where they used hot chicks that fat chicks would angrily cry about because they felt it gave unrealistic body images, even though it was pretty realistic, so realistic that at the end of her run, Lima was a fucking porker….

She is not part of their current group of freaks, rejects, fatties, old ladies, monsters and Kendall Jenner, in their unrelateable virtue signalling, unable to understand how the brand did better with hot chicks.

She was finally let go, with the other angels, maybe they let go of all the angels, just to allow Lima to move on with her life….

I don’t know, but her big model tits are still out, her old lady face looks creepily unwrinkled and smooth and has me wondering if it’s a filter, filler, botox, or just weird alien shit….but I figure if you stare at the middle aged mom tits, the creepy wrinkle-free face doesn’t really matter….

I’ve included a paparazzi shot for reference…

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2022

01

Mar

Adriana Lima Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know if they cloned Adriana Lima, or if she’s been kept in a freezer the last few years but she did not look as good as this her last 5 years as a victoria’s secret model and that was 5 years ago…so DO THE FUCKING MATCH scientist…

IT DOESN’T ADD UP…

Maybe it’s a stand in, maybe it’s photoshop, or maybe it’s her doing her best impression of her old self….using an ADRIANA LIMA AR FILTER ON IG…

IT OOESN’T MAKE SENSE….but it does make dollars…I guess that only makes sense if you say it, because when you write it out…it doesn’t make sense…

IF IT DON’T MAKE CENTS THEN IT DON’t MAKE DOLLARS..

Anyway, if you’re into OLD rich Brazilian lingerie model MOMS in slutty outfits with their tits out, and WHO ISN’T…here you go.

What I like about Lima is that she’s one of the Brazilian models who doesn’t look trans, and I know that if it was up to all the satanists, all the modesl would be trannies, just to fuck with your mind, and in the AIDS IN PORN scandals that took out LARA ROXX, Brazil was the hub of trannies..so ALWAYS be on high alert…when a Brazilian comes at you with her tits..cuz you may be doing “102 Eggs” in Spanish in NO time…

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2019

02

Jan

Adriana Lima Weird Swimsuit Erotica of the Day

Adriana Lima Swimsuit

I thought Adriana Lima expired / retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for years after years after years…in the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…who was either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she had got to care about how ugly she got….or just didn’t realize she aging badly….even though all women realize they are aged the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages….not a good kind of aging…even if he has some probiotics to help your gut health….it can probably poison you…or maybe it was a so exposed all these years, whatever, fuck you pay me, situation….some people can’t handle seeing pics of themselves, while others are totally into shitty pics of themselves….especially when millions of dollars come with it…like “I don’t want to see myself, but if you do and you’ll pay me, ok”….it’s just sex work on another level really…

Either way….LIMA is still in a bathing suit…even when she’s announced that she’ll stop….because that’s the kind of person she is…a LIAR!.

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2018

16

Oct

Adriana Lima Naked of the Day

Adriana Lima Naked for Angels

Adriana Lima is naked. Which I guess is exciting to her fans that have been watching her get pretty much naked for 20 fucking years.

She’s an old timer, pushing 40, but I guess the Analytics at Victoria’s Secret team of website optimizers has determined that she still converts panty sales, because I guess 40 year old women still buy underwear, and mall brands are still huge, still exist and still matter…something I tend to forget, like I tend to forget that people listen to the radio and actually like the pop music shoved down their throats…40 year olds need to grow up with their models and age with their models…it makes them feel better about themselves…

I like to think of myself as an ageist. I firmly believe that even hold older ladies should move aside and let the young hotter pussy in. I don’t care how much work they have done, how iconic they were in their time when not everyone was a lingerie model, I just think she’s made her money, move on with your life, chapter closes, another one opens…

These old ladies, even hot old ladies, I see out and about, shopping after Yoga class, dressed like they are 20 is fine…as something to stare at at the grocery store…but to strip them down in anything but Amateur porn seems wrong.

So Lima has had her time, but still gets paid and won’t accept being back burnered for the younger and hotter, so she’s out there showing you here ass…

There is a reason this is being shot from a mile away…you know far from good or good from far…when you can’t quite see how old as fuck she is.

Adriana Lima Naked for Angels 1

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2018

18

May

Adriana Lima See Through of the Day

Adriana Lima Ass and Tits See Through Gold Dress

Adriana Lima may be granny aged, one of the oldest of the Victoria’s Secret models still working for the brand, because she just won’t give up, and wants everyone to see her half naked, despite when she’s at her fattest, which I guess she’s been working through because she seems to have less of a menopausal body…who should be expired, taken out to pasture, forgotten but maybe, just maybe, she actually pushes VS product, they have analytics for this shit, and know what sluts drive the most sales, which one is the best AVON lady, and maybe they keep coming back at her with more money to stay around another year..

But when she’s wearing see through dresses for events, you figure she wants to show off her ass..and that’s what she’s doing.

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2018

13

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Morning Ab Check of the Day

Adriana Lima, the slave to Victoria’s Secret, is clearly putting in some serious fucking work to maintain a body worth looking at while half naked in lingerie, all because she’s got no fucking choice….there are contracts signed, this is a hefty business, multi billion dollar business, and there’s consequences if she gets fatter than she was the last few years, all mom like, middle aged and bloated, even though fat seems to push product for other brands thanks to the world being fat….

So here she is starving herself, going against natures natural course for her, and she’s letting the people know by pulling her sweat pants all the fucking way down…any further and we’d see her baby maker that was shredded at least once by baby making…like your documents you shredded doing your taxes…

HOT…TAXES ARE HOT….old ladies with abs pulling down their pants is alright too…I mean 40 or not…it can be fucked and thus relevant to us…

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2018

05

Mar

Adriana Lima’s Weird Nipple Dress of the Day

Adriana Lima's Weird Nipple Dress

Adriana Lima is still not dead….even though she’s old enough…and should figuratively be dead, at least in her modeling career, yet she still manages to exist as a bikini and lingerie model and gets invited to very important high profile events because the world doesn’t view her as the sex working whore that the Church would condemn, the Church she pretends to be a part of, but no evil mongering, heathen who whores herself for decades in exchange for money can actually be of the Church…I SEE YOU LIMA…I SEE YOU AND YOUR LIES…

Point being…her nipples look like they may be exposed…as they should be…because she’s getting on in years and that’s how you squeeze out a few months…

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2018

14

Feb

Adriana Lima being Slutty in Brazil of the Day

Adriana Lima short shorts

Adriana Lima, the good catholic from Brazil, is in Brazil, celebrating Mardi Gras / Carnival / or whatever this colonial, jesus shoved down the throat of the natives in the tropical countries, where white / spanish / portugese men came to steal their SUGAR and land…and kill off all the tribespeople in order to get their riches…

She’s out celebrated this Carnival with other sluts from Victoria’s Secret, in some bullshit marketing campaign, that makes me laugh, only because I remember hearing that LIMA was such a good catholic, she remained a virgin forever, despite having been jerk off material in her panties for money, like a sex worker for her ENTIRE adult life…which to me isn’t very catholic at all..

It’s amazing to me that she still sells the panties the way she does, she’s old…but at least she remains slutty…it’s important.

Lais Ribeiro and Jasmine Tookes were there too

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2017

21

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Pussy of the Day

Adriana Lima's Pussy

I avoided all the Victoria’s Secret content that they are pushing today, because I hate that their manipulation works…get girls half naked, get people to talk, push black friday, make a shit ton of money…because that’s how marketing works…

I also avoided all the new time models on my instagram who were participating in the show, living their dream because it’s so important…

I also avoid people like Adriana Lima who is 100 fucking years old…and still working for the brand because analytics say her tits still get hits and make sales even though she’s a wreck on all fronts, she just can’t help it – she’s an old mom…

But apparently one of the panties she wore were see through, I call fake on this, because they all wear g-stings under the VS panties, but I’ll pretend it’s legit, why not…old mom pussy on the runaway is a fantasy to some…so much so that these don’t need to be legit to still get the point across..selling the dream…

Look at how those lips are smiling at you…look.

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2017

10

Oct

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Poses in Panties of the Day

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Amrosio – the vintage / expired depending how you look at it…because both are bad to me – this whole vintage just means someone died in it – in this case both models / expired just means someone is past their prime and rotted out from the inside…and both are true…why are these women still working?

Is it because fitness, surgery, starvation, face injections allow them to still look tolerable…

Is it because their egos, their social medias force them to stay “relevant” in the eyes of whoever makes the decisions?

Does it really matter, I mean if anything let’s just hope it upsets older women who don’t look as good as they do, that always leads to insecurities and insecurities lead me me getting nudes…or at the very least blowjobs.

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