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2017

04

Oct

Adriana Lima Staged Old Lady Workout of the Day

Adriana Lima Staged Old Lady Workout

Adriana Lima is doing some staged workout for Victoria’s Secret…you know hire the paparazzi get in magazines…sell workout gear to old ladies who know who Adriana Lima is, who are into her, who think she’s a hot model mom to look up to, their spirit animal…whatever the fuck this markeitng hustle is…

While I just see pretty much what I see outside the Old Folks home and in the park…or at the community pool…Aquafitness or senior aerobics…just a bunch of people still holding on to whatever is is they once had…squeezing that extra year out of life if they can…but the lingerie model version

I mean she’s not that bad, she’s been worse, but still bad.

She’s still Adriana Lima…not the end of the world seeing her flexing in leggings, even if it looks like the end of her modeling world….because it’s near….

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2017

14

Jul

Big Old Adriana Lima Probably Pregnant of the Day

Adriana Lima, like all models, is pretty fucking big, only unlike all models, she’s old and a mom and clearly filled out from her younger model days, because that’s what happens when women expire…

She’s still Adriana Lima, and her man probably gets high fives in the country club for scoring the model so many people have jerked off to, because she’s a good Catholic woman who whores herself as masturbation fodder in catalogs when not having babies out of wedlock, or getting divorces once in wedlock..

Point being, she’s probably pregnant again, based on how that New Kid on the Block looking motherfucker is grabbing at her stomach, he’s clearly saying “MY BABY inside my BABY”…or some “I said suck in your damn stomach the paparazzi are here and I don’t want everyone seeing I’m with expired bootleg Adriana Lima, look your best dammit, thats what I am paying your fucking Brazilian ass for, didn’t they teach you anything about escorting over at LIMITED BRANDS, the owner of Victoria’s Secret, Jesus Christ, yes JESUS like your savior you piss on everyday being the slut you are, put down that piece of cake”….

She’s still Adriana Lima..or a version of Adriana Lima…and it is in a bikini…

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2017

19

Jun

Adriana Lima is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

I’ve been hating on Adriana Lima for getting old and fat for a while now, but these black and white pics, despite being for a bootleg market, of Harper’s Bazaar, is good fucking times, it’s like she’s not a 40 year old mom at all…and I like it….even if everything she does, mainly promo model for the evil underwear tycoons, is pretty garbage especially according to her god, as she’s a weird Catholic, who is apparently going to hell….which I guess is hot in and of itself…get naked for money….instead of joining the convent or some other catholic shit…

Hot ass…Hot nipples…NAUGHTY

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2017

19

May

Adriana Lima Titty Grab of the Day

Adriana Lima grabbing tits…

She’s the Brazilian model who doesn’t look like a man, but who is pretty fucking old, but still bringing it – at least enough to grab her tits in public, the equivalent of a dude grabbing his dick in public….only she’s a classy, rich, sugar baby model…

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…because why would she people still throw money at her, despite being 40…take it in girl….

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2017

17

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Easter Erotica of the DAy

Adriana Lima also resurrected from the dead, but we can’t be too sure about her dirty ziploc bag of a pussy, because she’s a model and has had kids and all that really depressing stuff that happens to vaginas…when they are models working it up the ladder…and have kids…

The one thing I know about Adriana Lima is that for her 20s, she was a crazy Catholic bitch, she claimed to be a virgin…she claimed that she was the one model who didn’t fuck to get where she got, then she did start having sex and made some kids, not sure if she was married, don’t care enough to look…but as that crazy crazy catholic bitch…there’s no logic in why she’s doing EASTER themed porn…

I mean, I always though as a catholic bitch, any half naked in lingerie was a lie against her morals and values, but after listening to Christian radio – I know that Easter is the most HOLY of days – and to make Easter themed porn…is fucking crazy…but then again, all you gotta do is ask JESUS for forgiveness and it’s all good…and watching this video on youtube – with her nipples…is all good…

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2017

23

Mar

The Faces of Adriana Lima of the Day

Adriana Lima is old…she’s also a mom…and at 30 girls just fall the fuck apart, they get fat, they get dumpy, their skin hangs off their face, their teeth get crooked, and despite still having their eyes that she made a career off of…..they are old….even with the botox…and the technology of light and make-up….she’s old…and when you crop out her tits…all there is is some mom…not a lingerie model…but a mom….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2017

01

Mar

Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck….

But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going….

Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck…

Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima…

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2017

16

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Crotch Shot VS Deliverables of the Day

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There is no doubt that in her multi million dollar contract that she’s had for over a decade – because she’s old – with Victoria’s Secret….Adriana Lima, their den mother, the grandma of the catalog, who they’ve milked harder than any Brazilian prostitute has ever been milked, including but not limited to the trannies that they’ve used in American tranny porn…..because this tranny prostitute is a “model”…and as a model…for a brand that cultivated or abducted her from her home town…is all well paid, famous and luxurious and owes her life to said brand…so that she doesn’t have to prostitute herself…at least not to anyone else…because there is no way this isn’t a crotch shot in fitness gear wearing VS..to appease her handlers…

You see sex work and model work…is the same fucking thing…agents / clients…dirty biz…where all that matters is how hot and willing the pussy is…

So here’s a selfie crotch shot…pretty eager…

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2016

26

Dec

Old Lady Holiday Bathing Suits of the Day

Adriana Lima’s Butt Shot of the Day….because she’s not too old to show off her ass – especailly since she’s still looking good from starving herself for the 6 months building up to the VS fashion show informercial…and her body has a second life…when she’s far too old to be jerked off to…but can still be jerked off to – since we’re all nostalgic….

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Daisy Lowe’s Daddy was Gwen Stefani’s tranny fucking husband…she divorced because she was banging cowboys….and he wasn’t in her life most of her youth, which in and of itself is a recipe for good girl to fuck….filling that void….a void that I guess is in a one piece because she’s old and her belly has caught up to her big tits…

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Izabel Goulart’s Bikini in St Barts of the Day grinding up on some dude I assume she’s dating – likely a rich dude – who like overly fit girls because they are better fucks than overly unfit girls…they just bounce up and down as much as they need to before gassing out….not to mention higher sex drive because of the testosterone – making them magical and amazing if you can handle the muscular man back…

Alessandra Ambrosio closes out the old women in bikinis, because there are too many new young fresh faces are to keep track of in Bikinis on social media…so I stick with the above 35s…which is probably why this site is on a hardcore plummet into zero relevance…but maybe her ridiculous thigh gap will save us in this Christmas season where some of us need saving..

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2016

26

Sep

Adriana Lima Nude Selfie of the Day

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Adriana Lima was one of the most iconic models for Victoria’s Secret, one they likely pulled out of some weird tribal Catholic town in Brazil, that they probably bought for a couple of Goats, who they cultivated and created into a celebrated star…rather than the mall brand promo model she was…

She was half naked, busty and hot, but as time went out she started pumping out kids and has aged terribly, because that’s what happens to hot women…they fall the fuck apart…but…I guess her contract is up and it’s all she knows…so she’s figured it’s time to try to get fit for another 2 years of millions of dollars in earnings…so she’s been doing fitness…and now she’s cocky enough to pose in a mirror selfie with a towel like every girl on tinder, the internet, instagram, since you’re all a bunch of exhibitionist whores..and that’s why I love each and everyone of you…

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