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2023

19

Dec

Alec Baldwin’s Raging Like a Murderer of the Day

There was a time when Alec Baldwin threatened me on twitter, it was the glory days when I could annoy people on the internet because the internet wasn’t as dark and annoying of a place that has since sucked the life out of us. He was potentially mad that I used to mock his daughter, but being attacked by the Alec Baldwin foundation at the time was funny, probably better than being attacked by Alec Baldwin now that he’s got the taste of blood….

I have always had a general dislike for Alec Baldwin as a celebrity, he’s just not as appealing as he thinks he is and he consistently throws tantrums like a little bitch actor, because actors are all little bitches, which makes them zero intimidating, like I could totally make Baldwin cry, coddled wimpy loud mouthed bitch.

When he pulled the trigger and took out that camera girl, who may have been a spy, it was pretty fucking funny to me, not because a girl died, but because of course the tempter tantrum bitch actor was behind the death of someone even if it was marketed as a work accident.

He didn’t go to jail which was unfortunate to me, but he might as well be locked up from Ireland Baldwin, his larger than life, or at least a lot larger than the average girl, daughter he went nuts on when she was just a little kid, calling her a pig for the world to see, and yet he still got work from the likes of Tina Fey and whoever else hired the monster since then.

They are all accomplices in the murder they package as a work accident….

Anyway, the actor was seen without his wife he’s bred a lot despite her fake accent and origin story, at some bullshit protest that I have no opinion on, because I don’t get involved in shit I don’t care about….

But Baldwin did, because he’s angry like a murdering actor doesn’t give a shit about letting the world see him rage like a murdering actor because actors don’t get in trouble for things like murder. They do probably get insurance payouts because they are seen as work accidents though!

One day, we can all hope someone gives this monster what he deserves….it won’t be me, since I don’t care, but there’s gotta be someone out there who deeply hates everything about him…..

In the meantime, his tantrums are entertaining….so here’s a new one.

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2017

19

Dec

Ireland Baldwin – Nude Shoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is magical in what I would assume is the least magical way to be magical…but she’s topless which is nice…

She’s the broken down daughter of the famous Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, that’s huge, and so is Ireland, coming in at 6 feet 190 pounds…

She first came to fame when her dad was shit talking her calling her a pig on a voicemail…and now she’s become a pig in life…

She was quick to Instagram, pre Hadid fame, and people were digging her cali surf vibes before she because a lesbian goth cutter in rehab..very weird…

But now she’s busted out the tits, and tits, are never weird…even if their intention is a bit off…they are still tit and we like tit….young, rich, famous, monster tit.

I think I’m in love.

Here’s her cousin, who stole her potential existence as a model, by leveraging her name, without having the breakdowns and freak outs and the whole thing…is massively weird….but not as weird as Hailey Baldwin’s face injected face…

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2012

25

Jun

Alec Baldwin’s Fiance’s Pantyless Upskirt of the Day

I don’t really think there was any debate as to whether Alec Baldwin’s 20 something year old wife was a whore, or if she wore panties, or if she wasn’t anything more than a sex kitten who was gonna win the lottery by getting him to marry her….I mean why else would a 50 year old be with a 20 year old….it’s not the in depth conversation…it is the pussy….and making said pussy do many tricks…especially when it is a yoga instructor….

Maybe this is what he was talking about last week when he said the paparazzi are ruining his life….before or after attacking one….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s not allowed to wear panties cuz if she does Daddy will be mad and call off the marriage and find hotter contortionists in their 20s….

Who knows…I just know she’s mooning us and I’m offended…..


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2011

26

Aug

Alec Baldwin and His Young Vagina to Inspire You of the Day

Alec Baldwin and me are pretty much best friends…he even hits me up on twitter…for all to see…cuz he’s not ashamed of me like everyone else I know is….

I mean tweeting someone once makes you best friends right? Either way, I figure I might as well post pics of his 27 year old girlfriend, because I like to celebrate young girls and the hope they bring to people in shitty relationships….cuz you can jerk off to them, and when your shitty relationship ends, you can fuck them….cuz for some reason….even if you are moderately successful and not even a celebrity…there there will always be a young girl who will let you stick your dick inside her while pissing off the whore who dumped you….as she grows old and disgusting…

So lets celebrate Alec Baldwin, my friendship with him that doesn’t exist, and most importantly, his young pussy…cuz young pussy inspires….

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