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2020

31

Aug

Alejandra Guilmant is Nude with the Tits Out of the Day

I guess this is a big deal, or maybe it is just a big set of tits, of some ambitious Mexican actress trying to make it in America, and who has had some success in America, probably because she immigrated the right way, through rich person work visas, and not by climbing under fences, through rives, or flying in the local airport only to never leave…because she’s a working girl, possibly in more ways than one, but her main claim to fame is being the Mexican in Narcos: Mexico, which makes sense…since she’s Mexican…

When you’re trying to make a name for yourself, get naked and when you have big tits like this, use them… when you’re trying to make a name for yourself and you have big tits like this, it’s this fucking gift from the genetics godzs…how could anyone not pay attention to this…if she didn’t get famous or more famous from showing her tits…than everything I know about the world is a fucking lie…

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2019

21

Jan

Alejandra Guilmant Titties in a Feminist Shirt of the Day

Alejandra Guilmant is a nude instagram model who may do other shit, but who fucking cares to look into that when she’s living out the dream, in a wet T-shirt, like a good old fashioned wet t-shirt contest, something I would go to the bars that had Wet T-Shirt contests to see, because the girls back then were less whorish and the ones who got whorish saved it for nights they drank too much, raging, in a Who Gives a Fuck, Don’t Give a Fuck, look at my tits way….not to mention there was usually cash prizes, so they had good reason to do it if they had rockin tits…you know…pay the rent for the month for one Thursday night of fun at the college party. Logical business decision…where now girls just do it for free, for social media, pretending to do it for feminism…which is far less empowering than doing it for money…cuz money pays for shit and is more feminist than the flimsy feminism we are seeing….in the form of t-shirts used to show off hot tits…

Ultimately, the takeaway for all of us is hot tits across the board…and that’s what matters…

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2017

30

Aug

Alejandra Guilmant Mexican Model Tits of the Day

My mother was a Mexican, a hooker who died when I was just a baby of what I assume was AIDS she got from the various white man who I saw plow through her growing up, before the orphanage, you know life of a hooker….like my dad…who I will never know but assume is probably someone like Donald Trump..

I was pulled out of Mexico and sent to live with some weirdo religous freaks when I was around 3 or 4 years old….and I’ve only been back to Mexico once or twice to Cancun before spring break – missing out on all the fun…never to reconnect with my Mexican mom / family / etc…I don’t know who they are….

I do know that I am corn tortilla loving taco eating Mexican enough, but not Mexican at all motherfucker, so when tits like Alejandra Guilmant from MEXICO come along and look so good – despite being irrelevant and instagram whorish…I post them…because it’s a cultural thing, I do it for my people.

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2017

25

Apr

Alejandra Guilmant Covers Treasts! of the Day

Alejandra Guilmant got tits.. but anyone who knows this Mexican “model”, probably knows she has tits. I would assume the only reason she exists is because she’s got tits, and really Mexico despite all the hate we Mexican get by you mean spirited white people, is a wonderful place, with wonderful women…..

As long as they aren’t the Mayans with no necks working at taco stand…shitting out babies…living the Mexican cliche of the illegal crawled across the border…when most illegals flew in on an airplane…not that they even need to move to America..since Mexico is fucking awesome…despite all the parasites…intestinal not people stealing your jobs – you WALL builders…

Well she’s on the cover of TREATS!, the sugar baby magazine, and she is more important than Genevieve Morton – who didn’t get the cover, I guess a story of her life…

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2017

04

Jan

Alejandra Guilmant and Maja Krag Nude of the Day

Alejandra Guilmant and Maja Krag Nude of the Day

A day is not complete without a post of instagram model titties..Alejandra Guilmant and Maja Krag are models, possibly not instagram models…and actual signed models…as most of these girls with a bit of following are…and they get half naked in photoshoots for self promotion as most of these girls do…because we live in a society that understands the importance of being hot, filtering your life, having a following, to matter….

Good work girls…not that it’s actually work…but you can pretend it is…as you all do..and it is working together – to get their tits known…because teamwork between likeminded people just makes fucking sense…strength in numbers…leverage leverage leverage…tits.

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2016

13

Oct

Alejandra Guilmant Tits for Fashion Week of the Day

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Alejandra Guilmant got tits.. but anyone who knows this Mexican “model”, probably knows she has tits. I would assume the only reason she exists is because she’s got tits, and really Mexico despite all the hate we Mexican get by you mean spirited white people, is a wonderful place, with wonderful women, so long as they aren’t the Mayan’s with no necks working at taco stand…shitting out babies…living the Mexican cliche of the illegal crawled across the border…when most illegals flew in on an airplane…not that they even need to move to America..since Mexico is fucking awesome…despite all the parasites…

That said, this Alejandra Guilmant probably only fucks with the extremely rich, that what tits that have been in Playboy in 2014 – because it makes them like her better..

Now she’s on the runway being a big titty fashion model…it’s that easy..you VISIT HER TITS ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE

Viva Mexico…support my people..

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