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Alexandra Daddario Big Tits of the Day

Alexandra Daddario has big tits…Baywatch of broken dreams…because apparently the movie fucking sucked – which was such a surprise considering it was such a terrible fucking idea and had no business ever being made – whether THE ROCK who fills seats was part of it or not – let that stripper level Playboy cast bullshit from the 90s people watched because there was no porn die…

But I guess it worked out alright for big tits Alexandra Daddario who did all kind of media, as much media as possible, just to get her tits out there to the world as her big break or some shit…

Like this shoot for some very important god knows who cares – her tits are awesome…all round and spilling out everywhere….in a good way….the way….

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Alexandra Daddario Tits for GQ Mexico of the Day

Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 40 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…like it was your first fucking girlfriend…and she’s the new version of old orgasms, stronger orgasms, orgasms you’ll never recreate because you are past your prime and your life failed you….right..

Well her big tits from True Detective that were scaled down for the worst movie idea ever and now they are in GQ Mexico – because the Mexicans are probably the only people to watch that bullshit…you know to laugh at America..as you build your wall.

Here’s the video:

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Alexandra Daddario in Red Bathing Suit of the Day

Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 30 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…

I think it would have been a better movie if they cast Pam Anderson as the main character, you know like the pharmacy or cashier at the grocery store who has been there 15 years, and who you wonder about how sad they are…

But I guess this works too…even though I’m hoping it fucking fails hard…since it is a terrible idea and I hate other peoples success…

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Chick Playing Baywatch is Really Not That Sexy of the Day

Alexandra Daddario is the big tits from True Detective. She’s in the new Baywatch. It looks like she’s been starving herself the last 6 months, because she’s fit and those tits, even in their corporate sponsored wetsuit/surf shirt thing, don’t look as luxurious as they once were…

But maybe that’s because she’s a surfer now, at one with the waves of Florida bro, connecting with nature, and riding the wave like she was Patrick Swayze on some hippie spiritual journey…

She’s actually getting paid a million bucks…which I guess I’d pay to see this this bitch surf…if I was rich enough and trying to prove a point that these cunts who carry a surf board are hilarious…

However, if I had a million dollars, I’d probably rather pay her for sex, that’s the going rate for C-List sex.


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Alexandra Daddario’s Bra of the Day

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Call me crazy, because I know people love this bitch because of her huge tits in True Detective, a show I’ve never seen….but I don’t find her hot…

Her name, Alexandra Daddario, more than just tits…but not really…because when I look at her at the event, even showing her massive big titty bra…I’m like “whatever”….

Why do people give a fuck about this old, beat up face…with big tits…maybe she’s just another rich kid who through her rich kid connections and her rich kid allowance was able to fight her way into Hollywood, while the actual hot girls who weren’t rich, were either less egotistical and didn’t care about being famous, or they kept it local working bottle service, but weren’t investing into hyping themselves up like this one…

She’s in some Kate Upton movie…two sets of fat tits…shes’ in Baywatch the next Generation movie…she’s got big tits…and she’s overrated…at some event..showing her bra…

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Here are her tits because they are more interesting than her face…

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Alexandra Daddario Training for Baywatch of the Day


Alexandra Daddario is in Baywatch the Movie…and I guess she’s training, or at least cock teasing…

I know what you’re thinking, you love anything with DAD in her name or as her name, because you’re weird…because your dad left your mom after knocking her up in a Mexican brothel for 40 dollars….

Or maybe you’re into her because she was on True Detective, or some other show, with her massive tits…that she was showing off and building a career and celebrity with…

Or maybe you have a fetish, that started in Summer camp, or at the public pool, of tits through water…

You like the way the water magnifies and distorts them, like real life scrambled porn…

I mean I don;’t know what they fuck your issues in life are, I just know that open mouth, eyes looking up, like a seal about to be thrown a bucket of fish, and by seal being thrown a bucket of fish I mean…a “take a load to the face” facial expression is what she wants you to see…



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Alexandra Daddario’s Misused in Flaunt of the Day

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When you’re known for your tits, or your tit scene in True Detective, after what I assume was years of trying to get noticed in LA…

You don’t hide your tits when the media starts picking up on you…

You do the “Charlotte McKinney”…or “Kate Upton”..or the play so many girls before you did…and maximize those tits…AMERICA loves tits..and that can carry you to a place where you can start not showing off your tits…in 5 years…when you’re rich enough to say “I’m more than just tits, I refuse to show my tits”….before cutting them off like Angelina Jolie…only to get implants…because I guess you really do like tits too..

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Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario Talk About Their Tits of the Day


I like when girls know their worth…

That’s not to say that all girls are only worth as much as their bra size…it is to say that Kate Upton is only worth as much as her bra size, which happens to be a lot, because she’s a fucking monster, making this Dinosaur comparison pretty accurate, as she’s old news…and three hundred fucking pounds…

This other latch on, Alexandra Daddario, also known for her tits, is just associating with Kate Upton tits, because those tits still generate some attention, even though they shouldn’t….

This isn’t news…in fact…I would be humiliated that I posted this if I actually cared and didn’t accept that this is the life I chose…


Here’s Kate Upton Tits…


Here’s Alexandra Daddario Tits…

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Alexandra Daddario in Modern Luxury of the Day

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People fucking love Alexandra Daddario.

She’s currently in San Andreas, a blockbuster movie about the end of the world…or some natural disaster I think the world needs because humanity needs a reset, partially based on the fact that movies like San Andreas exists, but also based on the face that we’re all fucking doomed…and the way our society is built is twisted and not human at all..

She’s been at this acting thing for a long time, but is probably best known for her huge tits on True Detective…and has since lined up 3-4 movies because if you go viral for tits on a popular show…producers will take a risk on you for their projects…and I am sure people, including her boyfriend, are pretty happy about that.

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Alexandra Daddario Ass for Vanity Fair of the Day

If you watch TV, you’ve seen her naked and fucking. Making this ass shot a waste of your time. It’s one of those if you fuck in a show, you might as well just fuck your way through everyday life, not that she doesn’t, I mean how did she get the jobs she gets in the first place….but she’s not doing it on street corners, in restaurants, or on the beach…or even in Vanity Fair, a controlled setting where she could be fucking, but instead is just underwater mooning, because they have advertisers, and can’t be the HBO of magazines yet, even though if they were…they’d probably make more money…because this is the porn generation, no one gives a fuck about anything that doesn’t involve fucking…

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Alexandra Daddario Naked in True Detective of the Day

I’ve never heard of Alexandra Daddario, or the show True Detective, but I have seen her tits on TV in the clip from the show, and that may be all I need to know because they are pretty fucking fantastic…and make me wonder why it took her so long to walk into my life…it’s like she’s almost 30…this shoulda happened back when she was 20 and probably too good to get naked before realizing it is not a big deal and does so much for a career.

Here is the clip:

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Hot Pussy at the Hall Pass Premiere of the Day

I was given tickets to the local premiere of Hall Pass. So the theater I was in didn’t have a red carpet and was filled with old ladies who won the shit on radio contests and shit…but even if I was at this premiere, the only thing that would have saved this movie would have been more of the baby sitters tits…That’s not to say I wouldn’t want to fuck the Blonde Australian …but I just can’t help but hate them for being part of what must be left over ejaculate that poored out of some Farrely brother wife’s asshole weeks after she gave him anal and was found and nurtured into the garbage that is this movie…if that makes sense……

The worst thing in all of it is that people hate being married and a hall pass could really be a revolutionary thing…and instead of showcasing that goodness, we were stuck watching two idiots fail at being men in what was probably some of the most embarrassing maybe even humilating way that wasn’t funny but just left me feeling sad….

I’m glad I saw it, I just wish people put more love into making movies that are actually good….maybe I’m just a hater…maybe this was the shittiest attempt at a movie review ever…I guess I’m no Siskel….

Here’s the Busty babysitter…

Here’s the tight bodied Australian….

Here’s Alyssa Milano’s pregnant mom tits you’d probably stay happily married to even if she’s a bitch to me on Twitter like she was Denise Richards…I love how she’s playing the pregnancy up…

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