As you’d expect, even a rich chick like Alex Daddario has a price and that price may be higher than the non rich chicks of the internet fisting themselves for 10 dollars, but those girls just do it for the love, or maybe the attention, or maybe they have parasites in their brains because they are whores who want to spread those parasites that control them onto other girls to turn them into whores…

Daddario, clearly slipped into some slutty dress, showing off some giant underwear, because she’s classy or just old, paid for by AMEX, because these girls don’t do anything for free, at least not now that they’ve got where they want to go thanks to the help of their tits, and the fact that they have rich parents who supported their dream paying their rent while they were in LA sucking dick until landing on the guy who gave her tits a shot in True Detective, you know that sampler was free, but now that she’s rooked people in, she gets paid…

This sheer dress is for HILTON/AMEX travel collab and nothing says TRAVEL like a big titty actress in a sheer dress showing her underwear….

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I was sent this content last week from a perverted friend of mine, I went to Daddario’s instagram and I didn’t see it there, and figured she’s about as exciting as a wet napkin on the corner of the floor that you’ve already fucked way too many times and it’s just sort of sperm filled papier-mache you plan on making a pinnata out of…but since you can form that wet napkin into any shape you want, including a pocket pussy, the wet napkin is hotter than Daddario….

So yeah, I didn’t bother looking for it or posting it, but after a weekend of sitting on the images of the 40 year old long torso actress who sucks at acting, but who has giant tits, not showing off the giant tits, but rather putting focus on her fat ass, that’s not as dumpy as you’d think at her age, probably because she’s a celebrity and it’s still a vain and superficial industry where a bikini body is needed when you’re cast for your tits….

I guess this her doing some influencer bullshit on the beach, a dramatic walk into the tropical sea, where she doesn’t get eaten by sharks, maybe too old to have a period to draw in the sharks, and the whole thing offends me for the lack of tit.

When tit are all ya got, use the tits as part of your influencer programming to stay relevant to keep the castings around the tits and the fan boys who like the tits coming….

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I don’t find Alex Daddario hot, but she’s another set of big tits that went viral in TV and the Movies, solidifying her place in the industry and validating her as a set of tits people want to see..

Clearly she is well aware of people’s interest in her, as she put out this bikini content showing off her tits, which for the record aren’t all that big or nice looking, I mean in an era of SO MANY tits out there, I can see the low level excitement when a bigger set of tits appear in a TV show, but in the instagram world of tits, her tits are about average at best….her bikini pics are below average because despite clearly trying too hard, she’s not trying nearly hard enough….

Could you imagine an era where celebs weren’t self producing their content for attention, to be clickbait, like a desperate aspiring influencer….

I mean, I remember those days, when it was us vs them, they had their own eco-system that didn’t involve competing with the hotter girls on instagram and it was a better time, less cringeworthy because their desperation is pathetic….especially when already rich and famous, even when showing off tits…

So unless Daddario steps it up and starts leaking nudes, she’s pretty bottom of the barrel to me…unless proving her tits aren’t that great, while simultaneously proving that she reduces herself to the not that great tit is a good thing, in which case, JOB WELL DONE boring.

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Alex Daddario, like Margot Robbie and Sydney Sweeney are a bunch of overhyped bitches in Hollywood who can’t act, but who have tits that appeal to whoever is writing the checks and therefore get marketed to the mindless hive mind retards out there who just accept what they are told because they have no opinion of their own.

Humans are just so easily influenced, like a bunch of fucking retards, that they don’t even know what is hot or not and expect to be told by the general consensus, which is why so many ugly fucking duckling rise to the fucking top….it’s pretty embarrassing…but not for Daddario who at least has a fat set of tits and a the ability to eat her own ass like she was Cara Delevigne on Ashley Benson, without the whole fake lesbian thing….

BORING.

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Alexander Daddario’s got a big WOP dick, but luckily for you she’s also got big WOP tits…

The old as shit, went viral late in the game for her tits, who still exists in hollywood because of said tits, runs her instagram like a bit of a detached rich kid boomer who doesn’t really get it…..

However at least she’s trying to be moody, to be artsy, to be interesting, in some though provoking, black and white or filtered to shit so it might as well be black and white all pixelated and blown out so you know it’s art, nude selfie that doesn’t show the tits, or the dick, but just implies that they are all there ready since she’s a sexual being on her way into menopause…

I don’t hate Daddario or her trying hard….I just don’t think she’s an impressive celebrity, but really, are any celebs impressive, they are all just insecure hacks with egos overcompensating while pretending acting is a real art form, as they get their fat checks….so I’m just here for the tits, or implied tits, or the nude selfie parody that this clearly is because if I was sexting a bitch and she sent this, I’d send her back to the drawing board…I guess some puppets just need direction….

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Alex Daddario is a pretty old celebrity with a big set of tits, which overrides the whole being pretty old thing, tits have legs and those legs in this case happen to be Alex Daddario.

She went viral for being cast as the big tits in True Detective and her rich kid life has since been blessed with continuous work, because people like tits, or Hollywood only invests in people they know will get them views, since views mean money and those people aren’t out to be experimental, or to be creative, or interesting, or daring, or artists, they’re there for the profit and the pussy.

Anyway, she’s in a tight shirt, you can basically see the imprint of a full tit, like if she was to cast her tits like pornstars cast their pussy for their fleshlights, and the whole thing is not very exciting, but that could just be because her eyes terrify me.

You know that her eyes are what she gets complimented on the most, because people are referring to her tits, but can’t be so obvious with it “you have amazing eyes”….but besides the whole big tits are all that matter thing…the brunette with light eyes thing is some sort of fetish due to their reptilian blood exciting the normies…so you know she thinks she’s special…but I feel like a serpent is trying to eat my soul….so I’ll just focus on the good parts….THE TITS.

I am but a simple man, with simple needs.

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Alexandra Daddario has her titties out in a bikini, which I guess is what you do when you’re a recently married, near 40 year old who has’t had a kid yet, but probably will after shooting the next season of White Lotus where her big tits in bikini are required to contribute to it being the biggest tits on TV show that it was season one with the help of Sydney Sweeney….so take it in….but I guess once she breeds, and I am sure she will, we can expect to see much bigger milk filled tits, where she’ll likely post breast feeding pics for feminism and to fight the patriarchy while giving the perverts some tit to jerk off to like this was that season of True Detective she’s on, but with a baby we have to try to block out so we can focus on the good parts.

Alexandra Daddario is not a good actor, but she’s got tits, which is all it really takes, and really what is a good actor, they are all fucking clowns, so the tits that got her here, kept her here are the focal point, so look at them all squeezed up while she pretends to relax while actually producing titty smut for her fans who are only here for the titty.

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When you’re one of the old ones, pretending to still be one of the young ones, because you’ve finally managed to breakthrough to the mainstream riding on Sydney Sweeney’s tits in White Lotus, where she played the older tits that aren’t quite as impressive as the Sydney Sweeney tits, but when they join forces, they almost have the power of a decent actress, some form like voltron but with tits…and acting not whatever the fuck volton did…I could never relate to nerd shit….and still haven’t seen Lord of the Rings movies…

That said, when you’re old, but staying youthful because younger people are starting to care and maybe all your rich girl dreams are about to come true, all that dick sucking, that may not have been actual throating, since she was a rich kid and her rent was paid while going to castings and faking til making it..

You take the pic from about 30 feet away, so tits are seen, body seems less doughy and proportonate and the haggard face doesn’t distract frm the overall hot bod….that may or may not be getting hit by CHEM TRAILS spreading COVID and OTHER fun things those CHEM TRAILS have spread….WEATHER MANIPULATION ANYONE?

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I know it is not all that shocking that celebrities are onto the Insta Thot hustle that non celebrities do in order to become celebrities so that thy don’t have to Insta Thot….

If they have made it in Hollywood, whether it is because of their connections, their level of hotness, who they slept with, who their parents know, or the size of their tits is irrelevant….

The fact is that she’s super famous, works consistently and dudes love her big tits….and jerk off to her old True Detective clips….making it totally unnecessary for her to do Insta Thot shit….

So either someone is chiming in her ear that this is how you keep relevance to keep getting work…or her own ego just likes giving the fans her hottest content to jack off to…..

The reasons the celebs are doing easy low hanging Instagram Public Relations, is because it’s easy, feeds their ego and can make them billionaires when they launch a direct to consumer brand….plus they fucking love themselves and love being praised…

I just find it a little desperate, because if it was actual desperation we’d be seeing some LABIA up in here….and that’s where I’d rather be…

You see desperation to stay relevant, to keep people engaged is so contrived and boring….

Desperation because you snorted all your Hollywood money, your parents have cut you off, the dudes you fuck won’t pay your rent or mortgage and you don’t want them to think you’re broke, so you sell pussy pics to strangers….is more my vibe….

But I’ll look at all options.

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