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2024

16

Jan

Alexis Ren Hot Ass Travel Influencer of the Day

Alexis Ren is one of the original travel influencers, which basically meant she brought her fit round ass to various luxury destinations with her boyfriend, they produced softcore porn that was instagram friendly and that apparently got women of the world horny because it spoke to their dreams of being a hot chick carted around epic locations with some male model looking dude….

Women of the world bit the bait, then copied Alexis Ren to build out there own million dollar brand after being inspired by her, influencer bullshit of strategically showing off your ass in a way women can jerk off to it so advertisers pay you big money.

Anyway, she’s still got a hot ass, she’s mangled her tits with implants, she’s still traveling, this time in Belize where she is probably tax evading, and the whole thing is fun because her dress is see through, the ass is hot, and ultimately there’s very little difference between her and a porn whore, she just did it more strategic and that makes her fun.

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2023

08

Nov

Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Alexis Ren is one of the original instagram travel babes, where she partnered up with a rich guy and went on exciting adventures around the world, inspiring all the normies and wage slaves to re-think their lives and try to figure out how they too can make millions of the internet and I am sure many of those inspired wage slaves have pulled it off. Even yesterday, youtube showed me some slutty girl who lives on her sailboat, the sailboat being a 2 million dollar 60 foot yacht…it’s a scam built on fakeness…

Which why I am posting this aggressive waist to hip ratio picture of her from afar in a bikini. Do you think her waist is really that small, or her hips really that rounded, or could it be that she has photoshopped herself to have more of a look she wants, since social media is just an avatar of fakeness…for fake views they buy from India…I know a guy who has made millions selling fake views over the last decade and it’s because brands that pay big money don’t even care about the fake audience so long as they can get paid on it too….it’s all a scam…

The best thing about the scam though, is that these psychopaths believe their own lies, the hype their lies bring, the pricing they command from advertisers, knowing they are scamming and they even feel compelled to do things beyond just podcasts, like Alexis Ren doing SLAM POETRY, like it’s not the most humiliating “art form” you can participate it…

It’s like along with experimental dance routines, Slam Poetry is one of those things people only do as parody or to mock the stupidity it is….unless you think you’re important and that it’s avenue for you to get that audience you crave.

WEIRD….MORE BIKINI PICS PLEASE..

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2023

27

Oct

Alexis Ren’s Thong Ass in Bed of the Day

Alexis Ren is one of the original influencer chicks. She probably thinks she created a brand of slutty luxury travel content that so many other bitches have copied, and she’s probably right.

I know at least one whore who was inspired by the media attention Ren and her boyfriend Jay Alvarrez got in the early days of instagram, where she quit her job and ran off to Bali to find that dream travel life with her tits out, and I don’t even know that many people, so statistically, this bitch led a trend that inspired normies around the globe…..even before she got fake tits….because I guess she had a marketable ass.

Anyway, she’s been on Dancing with the Stars, she’s cast in some acting jobs, she still exists and probably has some of those piles of money she made in those early days, yet she’s not too big time to forget her roots, or to forget what works, which is posting pics of her ass….

Now, there may not be visible asshole behind the thong, but there’s visible thong, and they’ve even thrown in a cute puppy to make it seem like it’s less of a shameless ass pic, and more of a casual captured in her life pic.

I don’t want you to think this is a dog eating peanut butter out of her asshole, since I am against the sexualization of dogs and see this as exploitation of a dog, using him as a prop to showcase her asshole.

I am not against the sexualization of dog faced instagram bitches…

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2023

12

Jun

Alexis Ren Bikini of the Day

Alexis Ren is one of the earlier Instagram sluts, so she inspired a whole category of instagram sluts producing travel content in their bikinis.

She went onto get bolt on tits, you know to fill out those bikini betters, as well as attempt to have a mainstream career because she’s an important influencer therefore she must be an important celebrity across the board….and I don’t think she’s any less worthy of being a famous actress or TV star than the other daughters of celebrities who are equally only in it to be on camera….

In these pictures, she’s in a bikini, showing off her body, or her bikini wax but she wants you to know she’s versatile, because she also wears one-piece bathing suits….she’s more than just a bikini on instagram….she’s a one-piece on instagram too….and one day, she may even be a bikini in a mainstream movie or TV show….because dreams come true when you get the bolt on tits.

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2023

27

Apr

Alexis Ren Bikini of the Day

Alexis Ren is one of the original instagram bikini travel babes who inspired a generation of women to drop out of normal life and find a rich guy to be arm candy for in epic locations and she shouldn’t be faulted for making so many dreams come true, I mean anyone who gets a hot enough chick to land a rich enough guy to produce content in international locations to leave their wage slave job for the man is a fucking good person…

Sure the bolt ons, the face fillers, the other Kardashian inspired bullshit, vapid, ugly, gross, but to get women to be high enough quality whores to not even know they are a whore, or their rich guy carting them around to know they are whores, helps perpetuate slutty content we can stare at and hate our lives from our studio basement apartments….

Thanks Alexis Ren for being real enough..

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2023

16

Mar

Alexis Ren in a Bikini of the Day

Alexis Ren posted a pretty sweet looking bikini pic, I say sweet because there’s kindness in her eyes.

Maybe it’s got something to do with the person taking the pic being someone she is truly in love with. Maybe it’s got something to do with the person taking the pic being a rich dude paying for their trip to that wonderful place.

Maybe it has to do with her not using a face filter, so I almost see human emotion in a picture of robots, but I doubt that there isn’t a filter involved, so maybe the technology is more advanced and the AI robots can trick us….

Maybe I’m just looking at her tits and bolt on or not, they are tits on a hot body that inspired so many whores to hop on social media and become a “half naked, eye candy, instagram travel influencer”….she was an innovator, a first mover and she’s still in a bikini doing the lord’s work or some shit…

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2023

03

Feb

Alexis Ren Naked Sauna of the Day

Alexis Ren is a the ceiling eyes with the hot body who bought bolt ons that she didn’t need, but that she got anyway because when you’re a content producer who makes half naked content people find things to make you feel insecure about, it’s part of the fun, part of the trade-off, we are bitter you are hot and living a dream life while we are buried in snow, broke, depressed, suicidal…so we will say “your tits suck” enough for you to buy a new pair…even when they weren’t needed, at least to me, since I hate fake tits!

She’s in a Sauna making nude.artsy content because she’s how concept, keeping that dream alive while she transitions to becoming an actor!

The reality is she’s an original travel influencer, she basically is the body of a genre of internet content that made thousands of people think “I can do that too” because they figured they were hotter than her!

So if she’s inspired more brainless office wage slaves to start living life hustling this hot pics on the perma vacation life, that’s probably a good thing…better since she gets naked, just not gaping enough!

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2022

03

Nov

Alexis Ren as Marilyn Monroe of the Day

I saw the Alexis Ren take on Marilyn Monroe last week, but didn’t bother posting it, because I don’t really give a shit about Alexis Ren, her hot beach body or the bolt on tits she didn’t need but bought anyway when building up her influencer brand as the hot bodied girlfriend of some action and adventure dude….

This girl was one of the first of the travel sluts who stars in produced aspirational travel videos, where she was half naked and hot eye candy to keep people watching the boyfriend jump out of planes and shit, and it inspired a generation of chicks to find rich beach bum boyfriends to produce content with for social media instead of having a real job.

They were so fucking viral and the miserable 20 something out of college who was working her first soulless job was really inspired by her….

She did Dancing with the Stars when they were trying to figure out how to get internet people watching Dancing with the Stars…”SHE IS BIG ON YOUTUBE THEY WILL TUNE IN”….and who knows what she does now….but one of the things we know she does is concept Halloween costumes as Marilyn Monroe, a trending character now that she’s Cuban, a slave to the industry that killed her off, while being an icon in the industry….and she shot her costume by recreating some iconic Marilyn Pics, which is the way to do it.

I appreciate her effort in a lazy world of “can I just send a pussy pic I snap next time I pee instead?”

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2022

04

Aug

Alexis Ren Kinda Nude of the Day

Alexis Ren may be the leader of talentless girls using their bodies as a currency, selling their bodies to the internet, and not because she’s got an OnlyFans, I don’t think she actually has an OnlyFans, and if she did, this would be a pretty fucking disappointing sext for the virgin nerds with credit cards that she rooked into this supporting her already rich life for some low level attention thanks to a fear of missing out or NOT being part of her bullshit community….

I call her the leader of no marketable skills, besides having a body, because she was cast as the hot bodied girlfriend in some epic travel videos that made her boyfriend and her pretty fucking rich in the process…just softcore aspirational young romance that was cheesy to dudes out there but that inspired so many girls to find their hot rich travel boyfriend to co-star in their ass content around the globe….

The unfortunate thing is that with her money she got shitty bolt ons, ruining all hot bodies, but the body’s still hot, so that’s why she keeps bringing it, it’s her only marketable skill and all it needs to get ahead…take that toxic masculinity and the patriarchy….if you want to show off your white male privilege don’t just go out there and apply for a job to see how much you suck, but start a TikTok to get 0 followers doing the exact same content a hot bitch does….

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2022

24

May

Alexis Ren Skinny of the Day

I don’t know the context of Alexis Ren showing off her ass and body fully nude in a quarter turn so that you don’t actually see her pussy sticking its tongue out at you…..

I guess in this era of internet you don’t need a context, or reason, the nude is just part of the marketing program.

I do know that she’s definitely not rocking enough bush for my liking, because if there isn’t a pillow in the panties that I can curl up into to read a nice book, not that I know how to read, but it’s an aesthetic, then I don’t want it.

BUSH IS LIFE motherfuckers, it’s also on trend, so any of these basic bitches still rocking a bald pussy are just idiots who don’t know what’s up….

I’ll still look at their bald pussies…..but they gotta be fucking showing them in order for me to see them….but instead. they aren’t.

Alexis Ren is probably the first slutty travel and adventure always in a bikini girl to go viral, to put that idea of travel half naked in the heads of many bitches as hot, as interesting, since you don’t have to be interesting for views….the queen bee of bikini travel porn they all look up to, so we’ll assume this Dancing with the Stars who was never an actual star, but who danced like she was, before losing….is setting trends for 4 doors more whores….


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