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2017

07

Aug

Alexis Ren Good Times of the Day

Alexis Ren isn’t that interesting, but she’s got a hot body, despite her bolt on fake tits, that I guess she got in what I will assume was her trying to navigate social media and really figure out why people cared about her, sexualizing herself and reducing herself to just a half naked slut, instead of doing what all the other sluts do, and polarize it into something of substance and value…

You know, people followed her because of she played this fantasy couple life…with some dude, and she happened to be hot enough to make the fantasy make sense…but when it was all over and they broke up…she only understood the being slut component of their success…the racier the better and is now on a mission to be the next Sara Underwood, when she could have built out a brand, a lifestyle site, a GOOP but the young bikini slut version, a line of SUNSCREEN who fucking cares….but instead…she’s going low level…the way it should be…

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2017

25

Jul

Alexis Ren’s Casual Instagram Pic of the Day

The nice thing about instagram is that when a girl posts her picture it is just an honest version of herself, just a snapshot of that moment, of her letting you into her world like a cam girl, but less porny, but sometimes not that much less porny, thanks to being perverts who can make any situation porny….

It’s like girls never take 40 selfies to capture the best one to post, they don’t run it through filters and photoshop apps to really tone and fix their body…so that when you meet them in person, not that you will, you won’t have any idea who they are, it’s a security measure really, reformat yourself into a fetish or cartoon version of yourself and you will be safer, all while pretending to be some hot shit on the IG…

It’s a weird world, knowing that this pic was posed and edited and posted by the girl, rather than some creepy dude capturing the shot from afar…because sluts, exhibitionists, who love attention, are just making our lives and jobs as creepy perverts easier..they are FEEDING us their smut and as a lazy man who doesn’t leave the couch…I appreciate it.

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2017

24

Jul

Alexis Ren Ass in the Shower of the Day

The most basic of instagram picture that you will see on every single aspiring instagram model trying to get ahead…shot by any instagram photographer who doubles as a rapist, or who is a rapist but doubles as a photographer because it gets the girls in their “studio” which doubles as their apartment they share with 3 roomates because they are artists man…and because they’ve never been paid for any photo job man…but they have 100,000 followers man…and that brings the girls in…

It’s the most basic of tactics and it is lame, but as long as I can remember, I’ve loved watching girls showers so whatever…

I just think it is a fail, this girl has 10 million followers, she’s got a “personal brand” and an audience, yet she’s totally misguided….

She could play safe for work, cute teen, get all the jobs and end up on the Disney Channel…because it doesn’t require talent…

But instead she goes the low hanging fruit…all because she likes likes, she likes attention, she likes being a social media slut, and she thinks this is her worth…

She got the fake tits, she showed the nipples, now she’s doing the slut shoots…

Sitting on an empire, but instead of Trolling in the right direction, get that mainstream money, she’ll end up in porn..

Terrible, but amazing and really where the world is at…so whatever works….

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2017

20

Jul

Alexis Ren is Seductive and has 10 Million Followers of the Day

Alexis Ren hit 10 million followers … all she’s got going for her really…which is why she’s so fucking excited about the 10 million mark…this shit means she will continue to get paid as 10 million followers is a lot…I am sure it has a lot to do with her ridiculous body, her shameless softcore porno approach….even showing nipples last week…because people are perverts…men and women alike and they love porn…but that’s still 10 million people to potentially sell product to..and as the Kardashians have proved…big brands don’t mind endorsing porn stars if the pornstars can convert sales..

I don’t know if Alexis Ren is that person, if she has the power to make me buy lip plumper, or to jack up my face with injections to look like a muppet, in what is so fucking weird, like ugly Armenian girls making a world of white girls want to look like them…what kind of illuminati shit is that…

That’s like an obese woman telling all the skinny girls to be fat and all the skinny girls becoming fat because DONUTS are good…which I guess is also happening in society…

Weird times, but at least Alexis Ren and her jacked up tits one of her daddy’s bought her look tight bodied enough for 10 million people to love her enough to click FOLLOW…on Instagram…and app I hope dies a terrible death..

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2017

17

Jul

Alexis Ren Fake Titty Nipple of the Day

Alexis Ren’s got some fake tits to go with her legendary body…

She’s an instagram celebrity who hasn’t done that much…

But she’s got a massive a following…and that massive following has led her to being in lingerie showing tits with some other chick…because that’s how this internet thing goes…love the attention, be a softcore pornstar, be a fantasy…because what the fuck else are you going to do with yourself…and your instagram account…it’s a porn site..

Good times…

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2017

10

Jul

Alexis Ren is Ridiculous of the Day

Alexis Ren is a good time…she’s a model who is barely a model, an influencer who is ins’t really that influential, a girl with a huge amount of followers and a set of fake tits, that together with her willingness to get naked, has led to magical experiences, and she’s not even that hot….but that body is fucking amazing…so keep it coming….

These are her social media pics:

This is her MAXIM shoot….that looks straight from 1995…but still worth looking at…

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2017

05

Jul

Alexis Ren Fucks the Haters and the Hackers of the Day

Alexis Ren has a ridiculous fucking body.

Whether she matters or ACTUALLY exists despite her massive amount of followers on social media which is actually where people exist nowadays and not in person…you see she could be a russian spam bot or someone’s cleaver 3D digital art and not even real…that’s the kind of social media influencer I want to see run around in a bikini for attention – or in this case topless by the pool as she lives the good life, probably on someone else’s dime, because where there is a woman with followers on social media who looks like this, fake tits and all, there’s a line-up of creepy dudes willing to fuck em at any cost….ROMANCE IS NOT DEAD..

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2017

26

Jun

Alexis Ren is Alright of the Day

As much of a con as Alexis Ren and her gang of followers, her insane amount of followers, and not all dude followers, because girls believed in her hot body in a hot young romance with some gay guy she traveled the world and adventured with, because the world are fucking morons….and buy into anything….

She’s pretty fucking good, especially in this dance video, like what the fuck is the point of this dance, clearly, that doesn’t matter, there doesn’t need to be a point, it’s basically philosophy…just move seductively in a skimpy bikini and we’re good…marketing is just that simple…thank god for that…at least for her and all the other dumb hot girls who otherwise wouldn’t stand a chance in the world…but booty grinding half naked…they got that on lock…good god…this is good.

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2017

23

May

Alexis Ren for Instagram of the Day

Alexis Ren is loved by girls which I find interesting because women are usually catty as fuck and hate other women…especially when the other women get naked or half naked on the internet and social media for attention….in images that get 500,000 likes per fucking photo, which is pretty fucking crazy when you consider that an MTV show gets less love…

The world is a weird place…but I’m all for girls getting naked and I repeat myself everyday on that, because these girls repeat themselves everyday with getting naked, only no one calls them repetitive and boring, because new nudity is always fresh and exciting, even if we’ve seen it all before..

It’s nice knowing we live in a world where you don’t have to jerk off to the same picture twice.

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2017

16

May

Alexis Ren Eating Burgers of the Day

I sent this picture of Alexis Ren eating a burger to a girl I know who doesn’t even have instagram….

I know a rare breed of woman who isn’t narcissistic enough to put out content of herself to be validated by likes and comments and followers…or maybe too narcissistic for instagram…who knows…but for some reason she knew this was Alexis Ren…

She said…”Is that Alexis Ren”…and I was like “is she your friend, how the fuck would you know this is Alexis Ren, who happens to be a virtual no one despite all her followers on an app you don’t even use”….

And as it turns out, Alexis Ren is the accessible hot chick that other chicks look at and think is so hot and amazing, envying her awesome life, despite being pretty much a nobody…

So I couldn’t recognize or identify Alexis Ren….in a line-up…but…appparently people can..

I just like her tits pulled out, despite being fake tits, as she eats her burger like a good girl.

It makes me want to be there with napkin in hand to wipe the mustard off the corners of her mouth….with my dick.

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2017

09

May

Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

Alexis Ren is subtle….you gotta respect a woman with a huge following from being the hot bodied girlfriend in a young budding romance that grew into a social media hooker – who likely fucks anyone if they are rich enough and maintains her escorting rates with her escorting social media…

She’s one step away from away from masturbating on snapchat private – and it’s exciting. The world is her oyster’s oyster…oyster…fuck.

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2017

03

May

Alexis Ren is a Great Skateboarder of the Day

Alexis Ren may have a bit of a donkey head, but girl is a good time…..and has an amazing body – but most importantly, she understands the importance of using sex and sexuality in your marketing, because when she was just 18, she partnered up with some homosexual dude, and together they painted this bullshit storyline of a girl and a guy, young and in love, traveling the world, doing things that all kinds of married women in trailer parks dreamed of doing, you know the kind of thing they’d put on the desktop of their computer if they could afford a computer…or masturbation fodder to the trashy Walmart clerk who lived alone and never touched a man, let alone one with abs, who spends the days on beaches…and instead of resenting this tight little body, they embraced her and wanted to be her…..totally unlike most female behavior…

Well, now everyone is producing this couple content for the voyeurs to watch as foreplay before their porn. Racy bikini shit…and Alexis Ren, no longer partners with the homo, got some breast implants and still brings it – because she knows….despite the Donkey Head…her body is young, tight and lovely…and that’s enough for some instagram erotica…

Either way, here she is teaching some skateboarding – the way it should be taught….all cock teasing…and playful…I like the slutty skateboard….better than the slutty naked in bed – but not too naked..strategic naked…..

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2017

18

Apr

Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits Dance with her Brother of the Day

Here’s a really creepy dance in her underwear with her fake tits video that is shameless, slutty, weird, like she’s a cam girl…but luckily she’s hiding that not so great face…

Seriously, talk about baiting for BATERS with smutty BAIT….goodness…

She’s back from COACHELLA where I guess we discovered that Alexis Ren is Asian, or is that Native, or is that Filipino….or Mexcian…I can’t really tell…because she was with her TWIN at COACHELLA..

I just know that she looks like she’s smiling alongside her twin….who smiles just like her….but I have facial recognition blindness and all these motherfuckers look the same…because they are all the fucking same. Shameless yet well followed and thus seen as relevant because they have followers, but they only have followers because of their half nakedness….tits..that are clearly fake…and ass that I guess she’s forgetting to bust out….


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2017

23

Mar

Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits are Racy of the Day

Alexis Ren is pretty racy in her content, but you have to keep in mind she’s young and more importantly she’s grown up on porn….

At 17 or 18 she started putting out slutty content with her boyfriend and the people bought into it…and she knew that with her very average and accessible face, people only cared about her little young and tight body…

Well, she’s done with her slutty content with her boyfriend, they milked that one and got internet famous from it, but she’s still continuing the slutty content on her own – since it is all she knows, and I guess it probably feeds her ego or insecurities that she’s still got it, that she’s hot, and that it will lead to more serious campaigns like she was a Hadid or Jenner…DREAMS…or is it GOALS…whatever..

I am just looking at her recent clown tit implants and how they contrast against her waistline that looks unhuman but could be what she looks like, it’s better than looking at her face, because a body like this, even with shit implants…is pretty abusrd…and should be put out there in slut content…

Racy….and I like it…because I know all girls are out there producing shit like this..

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2017

13

Mar

Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

I think Alexis Ren realizes that her face isn’t all that great, because her best work involves her body, which is an insane body, a thin body, that’s been jacked up with fake tits body, but that still is thin as fuck, with a great waist to hip ratio that is is consistently hard to find as women become more and more fat as fuck…fascinating – not really – but this selfie, with camera face, looking like she’s starved herself for a few days…is lovely as fuck…and a little racy too…I mean she’s a girl who posted softcore erotica porn for married women…all grinding up on her dude who is no longer her dude…to cash the fuck in…in the weirdest thing that’s succeeded in social media in a while….

Not too exciting..but that body…good..

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