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2017

23

May

Alexis Ren for Instagram of the Day

Alexis Ren is loved by girls which I find interesting because women are usually catty as fuck and hate other women…especially when the other women get naked or half naked on the internet and social media for attention….in images that get 500,000 likes per fucking photo, which is pretty fucking crazy when you consider that an MTV show gets less love…

The world is a weird place…but I’m all for girls getting naked and I repeat myself everyday on that, because these girls repeat themselves everyday with getting naked, only no one calls them repetitive and boring, because new nudity is always fresh and exciting, even if we’ve seen it all before..

It’s nice knowing we live in a world where you don’t have to jerk off to the same picture twice.

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2017

16

May

Alexis Ren Eating Burgers of the Day

I sent this picture of Alexis Ren eating a burger to a girl I know who doesn’t even have instagram….

I know a rare breed of woman who isn’t narcissistic enough to put out content of herself to be validated by likes and comments and followers…or maybe too narcissistic for instagram…who knows…but for some reason she knew this was Alexis Ren…

She said…”Is that Alexis Ren”…and I was like “is she your friend, how the fuck would you know this is Alexis Ren, who happens to be a virtual no one despite all her followers on an app you don’t even use”….

And as it turns out, Alexis Ren is the accessible hot chick that other chicks look at and think is so hot and amazing, envying her awesome life, despite being pretty much a nobody…

So I couldn’t recognize or identify Alexis Ren….in a line-up…but…appparently people can..

I just like her tits pulled out, despite being fake tits, as she eats her burger like a good girl.

It makes me want to be there with napkin in hand to wipe the mustard off the corners of her mouth….with my dick.

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2017

09

May

Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

Alexis Ren is subtle….you gotta respect a woman with a huge following from being the hot bodied girlfriend in a young budding romance that grew into a social media hooker – who likely fucks anyone if they are rich enough and maintains her escorting rates with her escorting social media…

She’s one step away from away from masturbating on snapchat private – and it’s exciting. The world is her oyster’s oyster…oyster…fuck.

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2017

03

May

Alexis Ren is a Great Skateboarder of the Day

Alexis Ren may have a bit of a donkey head, but girl is a good time…..and has an amazing body – but most importantly, she understands the importance of using sex and sexuality in your marketing, because when she was just 18, she partnered up with some homosexual dude, and together they painted this bullshit storyline of a girl and a guy, young and in love, traveling the world, doing things that all kinds of married women in trailer parks dreamed of doing, you know the kind of thing they’d put on the desktop of their computer if they could afford a computer…or masturbation fodder to the trashy Walmart clerk who lived alone and never touched a man, let alone one with abs, who spends the days on beaches…and instead of resenting this tight little body, they embraced her and wanted to be her…..totally unlike most female behavior…

Well, now everyone is producing this couple content for the voyeurs to watch as foreplay before their porn. Racy bikini shit…and Alexis Ren, no longer partners with the homo, got some breast implants and still brings it – because she knows….despite the Donkey Head…her body is young, tight and lovely…and that’s enough for some instagram erotica…

Either way, here she is teaching some skateboarding – the way it should be taught….all cock teasing…and playful…I like the slutty skateboard….better than the slutty naked in bed – but not too naked..strategic naked…..

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2017

18

Apr

Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits Dance with her Brother of the Day

Here’s a really creepy dance in her underwear with her fake tits video that is shameless, slutty, weird, like she’s a cam girl…but luckily she’s hiding that not so great face…

Seriously, talk about baiting for BATERS with smutty BAIT….goodness…

She’s back from COACHELLA where I guess we discovered that Alexis Ren is Asian, or is that Native, or is that Filipino….or Mexcian…I can’t really tell…because she was with her TWIN at COACHELLA..

I just know that she looks like she’s smiling alongside her twin….who smiles just like her….but I have facial recognition blindness and all these motherfuckers look the same…because they are all the fucking same. Shameless yet well followed and thus seen as relevant because they have followers, but they only have followers because of their half nakedness….tits..that are clearly fake…and ass that I guess she’s forgetting to bust out….


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2017

23

Mar

Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits are Racy of the Day

Alexis Ren is pretty racy in her content, but you have to keep in mind she’s young and more importantly she’s grown up on porn….

At 17 or 18 she started putting out slutty content with her boyfriend and the people bought into it…and she knew that with her very average and accessible face, people only cared about her little young and tight body…

Well, she’s done with her slutty content with her boyfriend, they milked that one and got internet famous from it, but she’s still continuing the slutty content on her own – since it is all she knows, and I guess it probably feeds her ego or insecurities that she’s still got it, that she’s hot, and that it will lead to more serious campaigns like she was a Hadid or Jenner…DREAMS…or is it GOALS…whatever..

I am just looking at her recent clown tit implants and how they contrast against her waistline that looks unhuman but could be what she looks like, it’s better than looking at her face, because a body like this, even with shit implants…is pretty abusrd…and should be put out there in slut content…

Racy….and I like it…because I know all girls are out there producing shit like this..

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2017

13

Mar

Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

I think Alexis Ren realizes that her face isn’t all that great, because her best work involves her body, which is an insane body, a thin body, that’s been jacked up with fake tits body, but that still is thin as fuck, with a great waist to hip ratio that is is consistently hard to find as women become more and more fat as fuck…fascinating – not really – but this selfie, with camera face, looking like she’s starved herself for a few days…is lovely as fuck…and a little racy too…I mean she’s a girl who posted softcore erotica porn for married women…all grinding up on her dude who is no longer her dude…to cash the fuck in…in the weirdest thing that’s succeeded in social media in a while….

Not too exciting..but that body…good..

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2017

08

Mar

Alexis Ren Gets New Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren and her fake instagram boyfriend were a couple of young, vapid, dumb as fuck idiots…but clever enough to find a really cheesy angle, being the instagram couple every fat chick aspired to be, getting them tons of press, making them go viral, giving her a sense that her celebrity was legit and lasting, and that people actually cared about her…..but bitch didn’t realize it’s instagram and not TV…there’s no emotional connection to a photo of an 18 year old’s ass and average face no matter how much it makes perverts like me cry that we don’t get asses like that…IF you know what I mean…it’s fleeting, it’s not real, it’s dumb….it’s cheap and it’s easy…which I guess Alexis Ren is….

So brands threw money at them, they rode high….and then they broke up..and the one-trick trick hustle faded….forcing her and her insecurities to figure out a new tactic…so she jacked up her face with injections….and more interestingly bought herself some porn tits…which is fine since she’s clearly an exhibitionist slut who gets out there due to her use of her pussy and appearance…but is hilarious that she’s so young and already going down that low level, gutter, fake titty stripper road….all while there was nothing wrong with her small tits, she didn’t need DD tits….we’re all only interested in her ass anyway tits..

I guess I like when girls are so stupid to think tits are the answer….the only way to keep the momentum up…while no one even noticed the new tits..because she really doesn’t fucking matter….

I guess all her instagram money….allows her to prove she’s a fake bitch in all she does or has done….right…here’s a glimpse at her jacked up face and new big titties…

What are these cheesy fucking poses…how embarrassing…

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2017

21

Feb

Alexis Ren’s in Bathing Suits of the Day

Alexis Ren is an aggressive, hungry, 18 year old instagram model with millions of followers…who has pretty much gone viral…because she has a boyfriend who produces great content of her ass…even softcore porn content of her ass…who will be very upset when she dumps him for Bieber…in a dude’s too young to realize how these opportunist girls work….they just use you until they’ve exhausted your resources…only to take their hotness to another guy…

Here she is in swimsuits..it is kinda her thing….

She did a SI Swim casting call…no one cared…so she didn’t get into the magazine…what a loser…if swimsuits are your thing and you’re not in SI SWIM…what a fail….and failure…is something I can relate to and console while looking at her ass..

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2017

16

Feb

Alexis Ren in Bikinis of the Day

Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook…

She’s part of an old story…Blue Lagoon and she’s Brooke Shields…giving a lot of really depressing people with no taste, no concept of quality, who follow her because she’s living the dream in a bikini – and it makes no sense to me….yet it is happening, she’s making a million a year…off nothing…really nothing…

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2017

27

Jan

Alexis Ren Bikini Pics of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook…

So with being on the beach all the time, and her millions of followers despite not really being actually famous, she does these cheesy bikini photoshoots in make-belief bikini catalog style pics, since it’s for the internet and nothing is real…and bitch is getting paid..maybe not for this shoot – but in general..because as silly as it is…it’s what advertisers like throwing money at…fascinating…young, slutty, half naked, bikini hustle….would rather it be a sex tape….because if you’re gonna fuck us…at least let us watch you fuck.

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2016

22

Dec

Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day

Finally…a good, wholesome, Christmas inspired video for a Christmas advent calendar…

Love Magazine may be lazy, they may fucking suck, considering the ppl they work with, the budgets they have, they have no excuse…

But they put this girl, a girl with a great body, Alexis Ren, in a thong one piece…and have her doing ballet with a person in that T-Rex costume the internet was loving…and you create the closest thing to brilliance…and holiday cheer…all at the same time….and it’s so fucking easy, all of their videos shoulda been on this level of weird…but hot…with Christmasness.

This is the only video to date that has a Christmas vibe, a little Nutcracker in more than one way, becuase of the song, the dance, the performance…my testicles crying because they can’t cum to this Christmas….with Dinosaurs instead of mice….hot bitches half naked instead of nutcracksers and I approve of this Love Magazine video…

I guess in 22 days, this this is the one they did right, there were another 2-3 that were decent enough to watch….and 4 out of 22 is pretty fucking bad…especially considering the “talent” and budget they have…but the internet is lazy, they’ll watch anything….

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2016

24

Nov

Alexis Ren’s Ass on Snapchat of the Day

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Alexis Ren, the social media’s biggest scam, because she managed to take her hot body, a body that many other girls trying to make it on social media have, and her average face, and find millions upon millions of fan…

Her tactic, a weird one, but one that worked, where she gave her character, her ass, her half naked body a reason to be half naked – and that reason was romance. She partnered up with some homo, they pretended to be in love, the lived a Bieber-like music video life, and the world bought into it…why? Because people are miserable and want a story…

I can assume they never fucked, it was all staged, and that like fake news, people believed…

And now, she gets to show off her ass on snapchat during lingerie / or jewelry shoots, like a little whore, who’s not a whore, just look at her social media, she’s so in love. Garabge – but when garbage has a great ass, it’s work fucking or wanting to fuck..

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2016

18

Nov

Alexis Ren Photoshoot of the Day

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Alexis Ren is some played out – average looking – but hot bodied – scammer – who scammed the world or at least a bunch of people who follow her for more than just her great ass – to believe in her storyline – that she is more than just a naked girl on instagram – but rather a romantic….a lover…a world traveler…who fucked a kid with a video camera and made it all happen for her – because girls are useless alone – but great at getting half naked.

Here’s another one of her half named shoot.

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2016

17

Nov

Alexis Ren Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Alexis Ren figured out her instagram whoring required a storyline for lonely people who sit on social media to buy into her….

So she found a male model rich guy to fly her around to great places – to capture images that would make depressed people looking to social media for some sort of hope that their shitty life get better…even though they know life will never get better – but at least someone out there has it better – and they can sit and envy them before killing themselves….

Then they broke up – but still pretend to date because it’s a good angle…and now she’s doing some lingerie campaigns…

So she proves that if you have a hot body, not talent, but a tight fit young body, coupled with a silly story that people follow, people will throw money and opportunity at you.. and you don’t even need a cute face….good deal…better than working the local bar, or Subway or whatever hot girls who weren’t quite hot enough were doing in a pre-social media era of pushing product like virtual door to door AVON ladies without the sex.

It’s so silly.

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