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2016

08

Sep

ALINE WEBER in Bathing Suits for Vogue of the Day

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I don’t know much about Aline Weber, because she’s not that famous, I haven’t been fed her bullshit lies – but I bet thanks to doing this site – or really no thanks you fucking cancer on my soul – site…I hate….I know way more than I should…

Like that Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….she was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….I saw that movie…and remember her from it…because it was about fags and she was the main hetro moment…

She is probably known for her high fashion modeling…in high fashion magazines…doing high fashion things – including getting naked enough for those of us not into fashion, but into naked hot chicks to have seen her naked….

So the interesting thing about her is that despite being a tall, Brazilian model…her name is German, she looks German and her family heritage is definitely German and who I’ll pretend was not raised by a Nazi War criminal family, maybe even HITLER..after he escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..She’d be the third generation…all Aryan…..and in VOGUE MEXICO…

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2016

18

Jul

Aline Weber by Gilles Bensimon for Maxim of the DAy

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Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….she was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….but she is probably known for her high fashion modeling…in high fashion magazines…doing high fashion things – including getting naked enough for those of us not into porn, but into naked hot chicks…making her purpose that of pornography, but her career not one in pornography…

So the interesting thing about her is that despite being a tall, Brazilian model…her name is German, she looks German and her family heritage is definitely German and who I’ll pretend was not raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..She’d be the third generation…all Aryan..and portuguese speaking.

This is a shoot for Maxim, a magazine that is on a revival after struggling during the internet era that made magazines irrelevant, and they are taking the LUI magazine approach of hot pics by great photographers of hot girls who aren’t just gutter fame whore, but rather actual models..

It’s basically what Playboy is trying to do and failing at – because we only care about Playboy for the nipples, it was always high quality – except the trashy 2000s…. where as these pics for Maxim are actually edgy and maxim pushing concept from Maxim who used to produce crap….evolution….

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2016

23

Jun

Aline Weber’s Hand Bra for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who looks German and who’s name is German, because her family heritage is German and who I’ll pretend was raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..and she’s the third generation…all Aryan..not because I like Nazi or Nazi spawn…I am not a Nazi Sympathizer even if I understand why Nazi’s went along with orders, not because the Jews are a horrible people, I adore Jewish women, except Amy Schumer but because if everyone around you is telling you to do something, and if you don’t do it, you get killed…sometimes it’s easier to go along with it…

I just think it’s funny to call a girl a Nazi with Nazi grandfather until she breaks and give me blowjobs…because Brazilian models with German roots always want to give me Blowjobs when I call them Nazis…

This is some lame shoot…but she’s doing the Arm Bra…boom…

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2014

26

Feb

Aline Weber’s Nipples for Numero of the Day

Aline Weber is a traditional looking model ,tall and skinny and scary if you were to see her in public and you only went up to her tit…unless you were me…who loves tall and scary monster women…as long as the photograph well, have an agency so my friends don’t think I am gay, like “no dudes, she’s not a dude, she’s a signed model, and gets paid to look good, the world says she’s hot so she is hot, even if she’s got no hips and is capable of wrestling me and winning”….but more importantly, cuz she’s willing to show their tits in pictures…

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2013

05

Dec

Aline Weber Titties For SCHON Magazine of the Day

Aline Weber is a Brazilian model…and these are her tits…because when you’re from Brazil, you gotta pull a lot more than showing your tits to end up being a top model for a bunch of major brands…you see cuz there are 100s of girls who are willing to really work it hard…so doing this is like barely an issue for her, and it really shouldn’t be considering that it’s just a set of fucking tits…who cares…unless you’re an arab or a jesus loving virgin…there’s really nothing to see here…except in the USA…it’s deemed porn..

Either way, tits for fashion or tits are still tits..

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2013

06

Sep

Aline Weber is Hot for Elle Brasil of the Day

Aline Weber is some 24 year old small breasted Brazilian model s who is amazing to look at…you may remember her from the movie A Single Man…about a gay dude who kills himself…she played one of his students and was likely the least gay part of the movie…or maybe you remember her from walking the Tommy Hilfiger fashion show back in 2006 during fashion week…you homo…

Or if you’re like me you remember her from her Naked Photoshoot ….because where there are nipples I can be found…just ask the local dairy farmer..whatever the fuck that means….

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2012

17

Dec

Aline Weber’s Naked of the Day

Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….and who was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….but who is probably known for her high fashion modeling….that was until today…where she got completely naked for some fashion magazine and these are the pics…

You see there’s this fine line between porn actress and high fashion model…that high fashion models probably don’t see…since they aren’t sucking dick in pictures…but the truth is that if Calvin Klien said to them that they have Terry Richardson shooting this new concept for his underwear involving dicks in mouth….the fashion models would be all over that….cuz it was presented to them amongst art and luxury….because the fact is…a girl who gets naked for anyone….in exchange for anything…is essentailly a whore…and I support that.

Here are the pics…

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2010

20

May

Aline Weber in a Bikini for America Eagle Outfitter of the Day

Aline is some Brazilian 21 year old model who has been in Vogue and other fashion magazines, probably half naked, probably showing off nipple, but I’m too lazy to look for that shit….I just know that I saw this Aline chick in a movie called A Single Man by Tom Ford some fashion design student I wanted to see design her vagina lips onto my face after the movie, but instead I just left wanting to know who this slut was, but forgot cuz I got drunk instead, but luckily today, with the help of American Eagle and their campaign I assume is going up against American Apparel, with this bitch in a little bikini looking young and tight and turning me on, that left me forced to figure all this out like some kind of complicated puzzle that isn’t complicated or a puzzle at all, I’m just forgetful …what was I saying again? You see what I just did there didn’t you….yeah…I’m clever too. Thanks guys…

Now look at her amazing model body.

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