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2015

14

Apr

Staring Contest With Allie Haze of the Day

Her name is Allie Haze, she’s a pretty massive pornstar, which in porn can mean one of two things…that she’s obese and in all the BBW porn…or that she’s been in the game a long time and in being in the game has fucked thousands upon thousands of men…and I don’t know if that is a hot thing to me…because I like my girls who bang thousands of men to be less about getting paid for it…and more about just doing it cuz they are horny dirtbags with no business sense…

All this to say, she was cast in Deadpool XXX and they decided to do a staring contest…dumb idea…but a porn star staring in your eyes until you cry may be exciting to you…even if it is not for me…

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2012

03

Aug

Allie Haze Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Turns out that GQ Russia is a fucking porn magazine that gets pornstars posing naked as most porn mags do….and that makes it substantially better than all the other GQ magazines around the world that aren’t pornographic…even though porn is what the people want to fucking see…

She’s a Vivid contract girl and Vivid are my homies, so I am kind hurt they have not send her up to film a scene on my dick, according to her wikipedia she’s a lesbian, but my clit sized dick and fishy scent can double as a vagina if she’s medicated enough…

She’s playing the next Emmanuelle, which is apparently a big deal….but I just like that she doesn’t have fake tits, but more importantly, that the Russian have beat the Americans to bringing porn to the mainstream, like they beat the Americans at Space Travel and in most Olympics back when they were communist….

Good times…

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