I wonder if the rest of the world is as bored of celebrities as I am. It’s like there is no excitement anymore…it’s all been done, it’s all been played out cuz the PR people figured out the simple tricks to go noticed, or what I like to call “Bikini, Panty, Nipple, Vagina, Sex Tape” in order of desperation, that now when a young starlet I want to fuck partially cuz shes young, partially cuz she’s alirght looking, partially cuz I saw Zombieland and it was either her or Little Miss Sunshine or some awkward Jewish guy to lust after, but mainly cuz she’s got a vagina and since being punished with my wife’s tainted, meaty, smelly, what looks like it may be roadkill and the definitely is the single most vile pussy I have ever encountered in my life, and I have encountered many, most low fucking grade, pretty much everything is a step the fuck up and stomp the fucking yard….
So here is Amber Heard in what has become the classic getting out of the car with white panties in a black dress so the cameras get it incidences that woulda been better done crotchless….or maybe even spread eagled on the beach somewhere, but like any PR person knows, you gotta make the shit look as casual as possible as to not look desperate….
Yes. I just analyzed a panty flash. I know. I should spend my energy staring at it. Just another example of me sucking at life…
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