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American Idol Kills of the Day

I’ve been saying Ryan Seacrest is the fucking devil for a long fucking time and here is the proof. Someone was watching him on TV and he sent her telepathic messages to go out and murder, sure they’re going to pass it off as insanity, saying she has a history, or she is schizophrenic because in being the devil, Seacrest has charmed the world to take blame away from him. I don’t know the other unreported crimes that go on in homes while watching American Idol….but I’m pretty sure one of them is sodomy…and everyone knows sodomy leads to Gay Marriage….and according to the American people and the law that shit is worse than evil….so get this shit off the air before more than gutter black chicks go nuts watching it…and it funnels into white America…

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American Idol Chick I Wanted to Fuck of the Day

I watched American Idol for one season, not because I liked it, but because I had nothing else to do on Thursdays night, since it was back when I was working and didn’t have the luxury of going to the bar til 5 am like I do on Thursdays now.

I got really into the competition, not a moment I was proud of, but I’d sit their in excitement wondering if Ruben Studdard was going to die of a heart attack or if he would just eat all the other contestents to win by default, in a fuck the vote cuz I’ve got the hunger and appetite to win kind of way.

The only pussy on the show that I remember on the show was Clay Aiken’s and this rocker whore, so needless to say before she got eliminated she was the only one I could really fantasize about my cock being the mic and when she got kicked off, I was just left with Clay and he’s not really my type..

Either way, she’s not as dead as her career is and here’s the proof.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kara from American Idol Squatting of the Day

I don’t find Kara DioGuardi much to look at, if anything I find her a cunt who produced really shitty generic music that is usually guaranteed hits cuz it’s so fucking candycoated and bullshit, then I see her on American Idol acting all hard and catty with girls who are far hotter than she is, because she’s just the kind of old slut who resents younger bitches cuz guys prefer fucking them than fucking her and here she is squatting in what looks like a table cloth, or maybe a Christmas Tress skirt, or even a pair of curtains she took from her grandmother’s home after she died, which is fitting because grandmother home is pretty much exactly what her pussy smells like, at least that’s what I’ve been told…..

Pics Via INF

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Kimberly Caldwell is an American Idol Whore of the Day

I don’t know anything about this chick, other than she was the only one worth fucking on Season 2 of American Idol, I mean other than Clay Aiken, that motherfucker had it goin on and it’s not gay because based on his singing and dancing, there’s no way he has a penis.

I also don’t know what the fuck I did to myself, I’ve been drunk and I’ve posted fuckin’ drunk, but I sabotaged my stepLINKS for the first time in the history of posting them wasted every night. I woke up and didn’t get what the hell I had done, but I updated THEM HERE

Sure, that’s got nothing to do with Kimberly Caldwell, but really it is a lot more interesting than her. She’s just a bunch of years older and living on the fuckin’ dream while braggin about her 15 minutes on TV. I’m just excited for the tell all book about how Ruben Studdard ate a drifterone night when they were on the road and she had to help get rid of the bones.

I hate hangovers more than I hate people talking about how much they hate hangovers. Yes. I hate myself. Especially today.

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Some American Idol Slut Shopping in Bikinis of the Day

I just spent more time cropping and uploading these pictures than this bitch in them has spent being famous, not that American Idol novelty acts make you famous, but that’s okay, I’ve got nothing better to do with my time than focus my attention to some nobody bikini shopping on a show I can’t fucking stand, except for that whole Ryan Seacrest motherfucker, that guy gives me boners and I’m not even gay, he just reminds me of a high school girl that I just can’t help but want to pick him up after class in my kidnapper van and break his little pussy in, if you know what I mean….which may be a challenge, since I don’t know what I mean.

Here’s Katrina Darrell in some staged bikini shots, cuz that’s all she’s good for, even though she’s made it into the top 100 singers in America according to American Idol.

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Simon Cowell is Still Making Bank Off American Idol of the Day

The thing that surprises me most about this whole American Idol shit is that the public still isn’t bored of it. I get bored of everything in my life, from my wife, to fucking the same hooker, to taking shits and drinking, but for some reason the rest of the world is just sitting there waiting to die or some shit, because they find comfort in this groundhog day shit and sitting through the same garbage year after year until it all ends….

To switch things up, they let a girl in a bikini on the show, a girl who realizes that being a slut gets attention and proving that she’s right by letting her go onto Hhollywood, made a big deal out of it and here’s the video. They also introduced Paula Abdul’s replacement and Ryan Seacrest got some action from some girl. Something his boyfriend will be pretty disappointed in.

Here are some pics of Simon out on vacation because all this shit you’re watching is pre-recorded and has made him a lot of fucking money, which is the main reason he keeps coming back for more of the same shit. He’s hustlin’ pussy on his jet ski, which is pretty much like being in a motorcycle gang of the sea, only instead of being cool in your leather, drunk and beating up hookers in stripclubs, you wear topsiders and khakis and buy the gold diggin’ whore you’re trying to impress expensive martinis at the the country club. Assholes.

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Your site isn’t safe dude…

Hey guys.
I’m not a webmaster or anything on this website. I just found out that this website is not safe.
I dropped the DB yesterday (by accident, sorry..) and now I got some logins… (I can generate them). I do NOT want to break your site, this is only for you consideration. I didn’t delete anything, and I will not go and lame around.

Please fix your website mr webmaster. I like this site, and do not want it hacked or anything. So I did this, for someone else does…
You may contact me @ phpserver@gmail.com.


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I am – Fantasia Barrino Cellphone Hacked Pictures of the Day


You know you come from a classy family when you are named after a Disney Movie. It’s one of those things where you can tell if a girl is an easy bang or not just based on her fucking name. If you don’t know who she is, she won American Idol last year and unlike Kelly Clarkson, she hasn’t been doing too much in the music scene, but that doesn’t mean that one night while bored at home she didn’t bust out her free phone and take some slutty pics in front of the mirror. I have trouble saying that these are slutty, because she’s fucking busted like my old wood paneled TV and probably has the same amount of sex appeal. On the quest of everyone becoming a pornstar, here are the Fantasia pics.

On a side note, I have no idea whether these are real, that’s not a racist all black chicks with big asses and shot hair look the same statement, they were emailed to me and I just don’t trust you. That’s all, so stop with the accusations! CUDDLES.

Posted in:American Idol|Fantasia Barrino|Unsorted