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2020

06

Feb

All the Tits Out for AIDS at the Amfar Gala of the Day

I thought AIDS wasn’t a death sentence anymore. All the queers on the queer dating apps you lurk on because you’re bored of pussy after all that porn, marriage, failed relationships and ready to dive into the inner faggot you’ve always known you were are on PREP, some AIDS cocktail drug they all take daily to not get AIDS, which is a crazy fucking concept to me….”give me the AIDS drugs to prevent me from getting AIDS because I like raw ass sex with strangers…” even though if they got the AIDS they’d treat it with the same meds they are taking for recreational sex. Gays are fucking perverted.

I guess, you can’t stop a good thing is what the AMFAR non profit that obviously pays out it’s directors and doesn’t show a profit but that has probably made some people rich….like their employees and anyone who they hire to produce their star studded event….just scamming….since there is no need for a fucking cure for this shit…it’s not even illegal to not disclose you have it when you unprotected fuck a girl you meet at a bus shelter since not all of you are queers…

Point being, celebs like to look like they care, they like exclusive high profile events, they like to bring their tits out…and this is the round-up…but not the round-up that will kill you…MONSANTO.


SYDNEY SWEENEY with her perfect tits
Amfar Sydney Sweeney

Dog Faced Nina Agdal
Amfar Nina Agdal

Lais Ribeiro rushing home to relieve her babysitter
Amfar Lais Ribeiro

Josie Canseco

Heidi Klum Almost Pussy Flash
Amfar Heidi Klum

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Haley Kalil
Amfar Haley Kalil

Hot Elsa Hosk
Amfar Elsa Hosk

Devon Windsor in a see through dress
Amfar Devon Windsor

Coco Rocha Bodysuit
Coco Rocha Amfar

Alexina Graham
Amfar Alexina Graham


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2011

20

May

Pussy That Might Have AIDS at an Aids Event I wasn’t Invited to of the Day

I was too busy trying to get AIDS from random seedy girls, to bother flying out to Cannes to try to sneak into these fancy and luxurious full of shit events, I am more into dealing with AIDS by not going to film festivals supporting AIDS, but by convincing hookers who have AIDS to give me a discount on the goods and services provided. See, I care about what matters….these celebrities don’t know shit about needle sharing, unprotected sex, HIV, or maybe they do…I’m talking to you Courtney Love.

Here’s some of the pussy that was there:

Courtney Love….is AIDS…..

Eva Herzigova and Milla Jovovich may have AIDS from working the Sex Trade…That’s what Eastern Europe communist escapees are known for….

Elisabetta Canalis may have AIDS from her prison tattoos she got in prison after getting caught as a hooker…before being George Clooney’s hooker….

Kirsten Dunst may have AIDS because that’s what happens when you don’t shower…you get AIDS

Donatella and Alegra Versace were there cuz they look like they are dying of AIDS…and relate to what the AIDS ward are feeling whenever they look in the mirror….

Ivana Trump may have AIDS from fucking all that dirty money and boy toys she rolls around with all night thanks to a good strategic marriage…

Karolina Kurkova done fix her thyroid and is skinny again….or maybe it is AIDS…

Bar Refaeli doesn’t have AIDS, at least that’s what I tell myself as I’d be down to try to exchange fluids with her, even if she does have aids….

Alessandra Ambrosio was there cuz she probably has AIDS from sharing bathing suits and underwear with Gisele, who may be a tranny from Brazil which comes hand in hand with HIV, it always comes in straight married men….at least that’s what I heard…

Doutzen Kroes was there cuz she probably has AIDS, cuz that’s what happens when you sleep with AFRICA

Gwen Stefani was there cuz she may have AIDS thanks to the many cross dressing men her husband likes raw dogging…

Mischa Barton was there cuz she may have AIDS thanks to unprotected sex while passed out wasted at parties…

Rosario Dawson was there cuz she may have AIDS cuz I saw KIDS and it was based on her life story being a gutter teenage slut….

Michelle Rodriguez was there cuz she is actually a Gay man and statistics are working against her…

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