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2023

15

Aug

Anastasia Ashley Caught Filming a TikTok by a Beach Creeper of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is an old time favorite who despite being older is still bringing her ass to the beach in a consistent way, because that’s what surfers do right until they take their final wave into the sunset. I’ve seen Point Break and understand the surf culture man….or I just stare at beach / bikini / surf ass when I come across it because it’s so round and fit….

EGOTASTIC SPORTS posted a video of a creeper catching her doing what many would find annoying or humiliating act of content creation in public, but that most would find normal, since being a content creator is money, fame, all their dreams coming true, free shit, etc…

Well, Anastasia Ashley was one of the first to do the viral beach dance video, so these other TikTok sluts are just fake copies…

They say that with age comes a leathery, herpes and AIDS ridden dried up old lady vagina, but it also comes with experience and not just in the ability to give proper head to offset the whole rotting thing, or sexual things to give them some marketability with the whole being expired thing, but in creating masterful dance content using a trashcan as a filmer which according to studies is a more interesting choice than most vape smoking soy boy cucks who follow their girl’s around filming them and carrying their purses because we lack real men in this society…

TO SEE THE CREEPER CAM FOOTAGE CLICK HERE

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2019

11

Feb

Anastasia Ashley and Monica Sims Dyke it Down of the Day

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Pro Surfer Anastasia Ashley celebrated her birthday the best way, in her birthday suit with Playboy model Monica Sims…..

Happy birthday to the Surfer and her ass…and I guess to all of you perverts looking at it – because a birthday celebration is for all people involved…whether they are the girls living their best lives on the beach somewhere tropical where we’d never be able to afford to go…or the perverts at home jerking off to them….thank you internet…for letting us have a piece of that cake…

Not bad for 32…two years past what you’d expect to be the cutoff age where all female sex appeal dies…but in this era…there are hot 60 year olds…and that fucking confuses me…

So here’s to another 28 years of butt shots.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2017

20

Feb

Anastasia Ashley VS Ariel Winter – Snake Whispers of the Day

It was the weekend of snakes…Here’s a little “who wore it better”….the Snake Edition….because I fucking hate snakes as much as I hate celebrities, or snakey sluts trying to be celebrities, or sluts who don’t like being called sluts because it’s slut shaming in a world where being a slut should be empowering and get you work….or a rich boyfriend and it usually does…

I hate a lot of things…but as a general blanket statement, I hate humans and the direction of humanity as a whole…this whole fame thing is just out of control thanks to social media…and I get getting rich while dudes you’ll never fuck give you a thumbs up…all day…pretty good deal…I mean why get a real job.

Especially when you’re Ariel Winter, who was basically thrown into this by evil parents who wanted to cash the fuck in on her, only to become a fetish for real weird dudes….

So my vote’s with Professional surfer, instagram surf ass who is now Discovery’s Naked and Afraid – Naked in the Jungle Anastasia Ashley and the Snake or……but it was really no contest because that because Fat slob Ariel Winter……and her Boyfriend….are the worst…overrated weirdness I’ll never understand…even if she’s the more famous one…

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2016

13

Dec

Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day

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Professional surfer Anastasia Ashely looks good in a bikini…which is convenient since her life is spent in a bikini…and it would be horrible if she looked like an Ashley Graham or other fat and disgusting chick in a bikini – even if that’s marketable, it’s not healthy, erotic, or amazing – unless you’re looking for a woman who will die off sooner than later which I guess most people are…it’s cheaper than divorce and less risky than killing the bitch….

NOT THAT we’d ever kill off anything or anyone quite as lovely as Anastasia Ashely…she’s the kind of girl you don’t let leave your house once you get her in it….you know a DEADBOLT lock on the bedroom door…then you shower her with compliments and gifts and food so she doesn’t realize you’ve kidnapped her..and show her pictures of the ocean letting her know that once the abduction is complete, the wedding happens, the seed planted in the womb the brain wash confirmed…you’ll let her surf again….

NOT THAT this post is going where I want it to go, it is supposed to be about an awesome gift that is in Anastasia Ashley’s hand, not that Anastasia Ashley isn’t a gift, but not everyone is lucky enough to be graced by such a goodess, her presence and if someone is, there’s no way they are letting her go, so we focus on the more accessible gift idea that is perfect for everyone and it is called THE CHUGGIES which is the hoodie for you beer brought to you by the good people at THUGGIES …..

If you look past the legendary surf ass…you’ll see it.

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2014

20

Oct

Anastasia Ashley Teaches You How To Take a Beach Photo of the Day

Her name is Anastasia Ashley, she is just as famous for her surfing, since she is a pro surfer, as she is for her bikini modelling for people like Sports Illustrated, or more importantly, Instagram, the number one modelling agency around…

She put together this video for all the instagram whores to spice up their social media, you know to trick the world into thinking they didn’t use filters when you know they spent hours trying to get that casual bikini pic, you know hours in photoshop apps to make their asses look even remotely ass good as Anastasia’s…

Video doesn’t lie, so you can see just how good Anastasia’s bikini body is…while she tries to help less talented girls follow her lead…and when it comes to half nakedness – I like when girls guide other girls into making things for me to masturbate to…so Anastasia is a hero to us all…that’s why we love her.

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