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2017

10

Mar

Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day

I figure a great way to start your day is with some aspirational video by professional surf ass Anastasia Ashley in her bikini hiking and running around Hawaii like a she’s on a permanent vacation – because she is on permanent vacation – she’s a professional surfer and her job involves hanging out on a beach in a bikini all day – with ripped dudes and other girls with hot asses – while all you idiots who don’t realize you can live a good life – are working your shit 9 – 5 job – making shit money – paying for a shit house and shit kids and you even went to college to make this happen…while our girl…Anastasia Ashley plays in goddamn waterfalls looking hot…what the fuck….went wrong in my life…seriously….everything…but that doesn’t matter….

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2017

01

Mar

Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day

Anastasia Ashley just tapped out of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid Fan Edition…where she was out in the jungle naked with some Vlogger naked….and they survived not eating, like she’s prepping for a bikini shoot, and not having fire in 50 degree weather, while jungle cats and other animals stalked her….

Good times….you dirty unshowered jungle slut…with your dirty unshowered jungle vagina…exposed to the elements before being wrapped in their Duct Tape survival item…

She was given her phone an hour a day, where she took some selfies…and girl looked animalistic and hot…like a jungle cat of her own…all jungle fever…but in a different way…

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2017

31

Jan

Anastasia Ashley’s Ass of the Day

Here’s some Anastasia Ashley showing off her watch…letting you all know that she is always island time….because she’s worried about you forgetting the reason she’s always in a bikini as she lives her her tropical life….because I know you’re staring at her damn watch…because it’s right next to her iconic fucking ass..

I wish I took this picture….because not because I am a pervert because I have a passion for product shots so long as the product is next to a butt of the surfer with the best surfer butt….it’s what I tried to go to art school for..but it was the 90s…they didn’t see the vision I saw…and here I am practically homeless…when I could have been so much more…a visionary…

That said…I wonder why she’s so dirty…someone better call her a doctor…to look into that…or at least hose her down….

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2017

16

Jan

Anastasia Ashley’s Surfer Ass in Iceland of the Day

Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley…a professional surfer with a professional ass that has taken over the internet..thanks to perverts liking fit booty….to masturbate to…because who gives a fuck about surfing in icy waters…or being fucking crazy on big waves…that’s not relatable to our fat asses sitting on our couches all day – thanks to our wive’s disability checks…

What is relatable…booty…in bikinis…that are more like thongs…for a dude like me who rememebers the early 90s…when bikinis were ill fitting one pieces and masturbating to bikinis only happened thanks to Sports Illustrated…as magazine this booty…in Iceland…has been in…

Here’s the longer version…

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2016

26

Dec

Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, so being on the beach in a bikini all festive with her Surfboard Christmas tree video just makes sense…it’s some mele kalikimaka shit…that makes all of us snow covered assholes feel like assholes because we could just fucking move to Sri Lanka or Thailand or some shit and fuck 12 year old boys while eating pineapples or some shit….you know living the weird fucking dream a lot of British people seem to have…

Not that this video has anything to do with 12 year old boys, other than the firmness of her surf ass, chip a tooth on that shit like it was the spotted Candy Cane you’ve been watching your grandma inappropriately suck on the last 24 hours…all red and white in some skimpy bikini bottom, that has less coverage than most underwear I’ve seen on girls, but the little skirt trim makes it so formal….the kind of thing you’d wear to a wedding, or Christmas church….you know…a dress in the bikini surf world…

So Happy Holidays to you Anastasia Ashley…and keep up those opening shots – they really set the mood!

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2016

28

Nov

Anastasia Ashley in Thuggies in Iceland for Cyber Monday of the Day

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The always amazing Anastasia Ashley went to Iceland and put on a few shirts from my friends at THUGGIES because that’s just the kind of world we live in….one filled with such greatness that I can’t even believe it’s real – and that it’s not just some video game programmed by aliens trying to mess with our heads….

In other Amazing news it is Cyber Monday and you can have up to 40% off Thuggies and Butt Flap onesies ….something we’d all probably rather see our booty queen Anastasia Ashley wearing…you know since she’s got the craziest ass ever…maybe we’ll just have to take on this sale and mail her some to live out my butt flap fetish….

Remember, Thuggies are pants optional…too bad Anastasia didn’t get that fucking important detail while doing this shoot – because anything without pants…especailly girls are worth following around in case the wind or other accidents happen…that involve me seeing HEAVEN….

Sale ends Monday at 11:59 PST Free shipping on every order go to Thuggies.com ….and always support the good people who support what we’re doing here – for the people – not quite the models who hate me – but for you – the perverts who stare at these pics…


GO SHOP NOW IT IS THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR THE PERFECT PERSON YOU WANT TO KEEP WARM AND PANTSLESS IN YOUR LIFE – BECAUSE PANTSOFF PARTIES ARE THE BEST PARTIES

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2016

20

Oct

Anastasia Ashley’s Butt Still Surfs of the Day

There is only one name is female surfing…and that name is Anastasia Ashley…I mean, I guess there are two names in female surfing, but I can’t think of the other one, I’m not into Christian Amputee Shark Attack surviving erotica….

BUT I AM INTO….fit round ass that have a solid excuse for being in a bathing suit…where as all the other butt pics and videos I see in my pervert life…just have no context…it’s like “here’s my ass”…leaving me asking “Why…why is that your ass….what are you taking pics of your ass, why are you posting pics of your ass, why is your ass in my face, but not in the way I want your ass in my face, but in a shameless looking for attention way”….while Anastasia offers the answer…like a gift from the heavens…”because she’s surfing”….ohhhhhhhhhhh that makes total sense…because I didn’t even notice there was surfing in the video, not because I don’t think surfing is a nice aspirational screen saver on your work computer to give you dreams of a better life somewhere tropical and amazing, despite making 10 dollars an hour doing data entry….but because I paused the video on her ass and didn’t make it that far…

I’m so perverted…but don’t blame me, or the fact that I’m a man…blame girls for producing this kind of action and adventure video…she’s great.

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2016

23

Mar

Anastasia Ashley Wears Shorts Shorts and Restaurants Don’t Like It of the Day

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My friend, pro surfer Anastasia Ashley was just asked to cover up in a restaurant for wearing shorts that are too short. These are the shorts…

If you support a woman’s right to wear whatever shorts she wants and think her shorts are fine because you like short shorts call 949-718-0188 and asked for manager Serina and let her know…

Shorts are never too short…and being oppressive to women over their outfit choices…is up on some pretty woman discrimination shit…and we can’t be having that in this modern day free world…especially when her ass is FIRE!!

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2016

21

Jan

Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day

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Surf Slut and Instagram whore who I adore Anastasia Ashley seems to be bored of her posting her standard bikini pics and figured…the world deserves a little more of what made her a famous surf personality at least on social media…and that’s by doing a nice aggressive “hey instagram models I can win at your posting slutty pic game”…because her ass speaks directly to our fucking souls…it’s an ass built on being in a half squat from the age of 7 to now…

Or maybe she’s just “trying on a wetsuit”…and someone accidentally took a pic that she accidentally posted…since men are really fucking into wetsuits….

What a whore…a perfect assed whore…I should try to trick her into making me babies….to make her less of a whore and more…of a respectable legitimate woman in the community with child…until they find out I’m the dad….

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2015

01

Jul

Anastasia Ashley for FHM of the Day

I prefer seeing professional surfer Anastasia Ashley surfing… it is impressive and something that no other model, or instagram slut, or really no other dude can do…and that’s amazing to me…

I mean, I guess being stripped down into her bathing suit is okay, but any girl can do that….and based on every girl on instagram, they do that…they all think “We’re bikini models, eit gets likes”…even when they aren’t…like retards who don’t realize that thinking is more effective for a quality life than instagram likes…

You see, when it comes to bikinis, we’ve seen it all before…but with surfing, there’s so much more I’d like to see from Anastasia…

I guess when it is for the cover of a Men’s Magazine it is a big deal….especially since they are celebrating her as a surfer…and not some bikini ass from Instagram… and I assume FHM is still massively followed and relevant, even though I don’t really follow anything they do, and haven’t even picked up an issue since the 90s when I didn’t know better, but then again I am like Caitlyn Jenner, and not the average, retard, male….but I’m not in a dress…

I would have liked to see these pics to be more interesting, but I guess it’s not about me, I would have liked these pics to be more celebratory of her ass, something you can never get enough of, but I am glad that they did because it may lead to a better chance of her being Ben Affleck’s next girlfriend..you know..good for branding…

Either way, she’s the worst.

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2015

22

May

Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day

Here’s a little Anastasia Ashley and the Bikini A Day girl with massive tits…doing a little Sugar Donut in the sad…because fat tits on one, and a fat ass on the other…make them a combined force you’ll have to jerk off to…

You fucking pigs…

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2015

07

May

Anastasia Ashley for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I’ve seen Anastasia Ashley surfing and she’s pretty ridiculous…she out surfs most dudes but you don’t care…you’re probably more interested in her ass that was created by surfing…and that has got pretty fucking famous…because let’s face it…good asses excite so….and I guess so is Terry Richardson…because here are pictures he just posted of her…

I think we can all agree that these are pretty tame, still fun, she looks good, but Old Terry, the creeper pervert with racy content is pretty much where it’s at in terms of Terry Richardson…would make these more interesting…you know he’d probably have the surfboard half way in her ass or something…and that’s the kind of “ART” I can get behind…

I guess the half / squat twerk picture is the most interesting one…

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2015

02

Apr

Anastasia Ashley on the Beach at a Photoshoot of the Day

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I hate this Anastasia Ashley bitch…she’s the fucking worst…with all her surfing videos and pictures…and beach bikini photos because she lives on a beach…when the only videos she should be putting out there is gangbang videos…

I mean…that’s the kind of wave I’m far more interested in seeing her ride…#surfboard.

But I don’t mind looking at her ass in a bikini…because surfer ass is better than ass implant ass…any fucking day…

Photos by CLICK HERE

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2015

17

Feb

Anastasia Ashely for Cheeki by Rony Alwin of the Day

Her name is Anastasia Ashley , she’s a surf model with one of the most famous surf asses, always out there in a bikini, and thank god for that, because it makes the world a better place…

An ass so magical, that I guess it inspired Rony’s Photobooth and the people at Cheeki to make a solid Ass Worship video in her hotel room…

This is probably the most edgy, hardcore, erotic, bare assed, and fucking substantial we’ve seen this bitch…I mean…you’re probably thinking forget riding the big waves as she does in her day to day…and come ride the D…but we know that will never happen, but at least you can masturbate to her…

Awesome video….song by SPLURT …get to know this video intimately, take it on a Valentines Date…love it, give it back massages…spit in it’s mouth, I don’t care…just fucking watch it…it’s good.

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2015

22

Jan

Anastasia Ashley Exclusive for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Last month, I was creeping on a photoshoot surfer Anastasia Ashley was starring in for an underwear company called CHEEKI BRAND ….so I had my friend creep along with me and take these awesome 35 mm pics of her ass….because let’s face it…we’re hip, we like film but more importantly, when you’re a surfer in half squat all day…it’s all about your fucking ass…and all that matters is that ass…and figuring out why you’re taking pics of it…not eating it…because clearly it belongs in all of our collective faces….

photos by Russ Roe

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