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2015

06

Aug

Anja Rubik Flashing Her Panties of the Day

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Anja Rubik is flashing her panties strategically for a fashion campaign, that’s not slutty enough for me, because I prefer when girls flash their clits, to prove to me that this generation of girls aren’t all affected by the hormones in the food, and that their vaginas aren’t really meaty, outty with dick clits, in debunking my theory of this why everyone is gay and/or transgendered…

What I am saying is that I ask girls a few things when I see them…and they are show me the nudes on your phone, then it’s show me your panties, and then it’s show me your pussy…unless I find the girl gross in which case I talk about other girls I want to fuck…and I guess Anja Rubik is speaking to that…in a really fucking tame way..

I prefer when her modeling has HAS TITS

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2015

08

Jul

Anja Rubik in SS 2015 of the Day

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These Anja Rubik pics aren’t that exciting or sexy pictures of Anja Rubik….

But she has done so much FASHION PORN ….you know fully naked and showing vagina like it was Playboy in the 80s, shit that girls used to get paid a ton of fucking money to do, but not they just have to do because women naked is a lovely thing, and because the men who cast them, like to get as racy as possible to make as much noise as they can for their campaigns, and tits get hits…obviously…tits have bought me at least 2 of my last 2 private jets..rigth…

Here are the pics for SS 2015, that really aren’t hot, or amazing…but a reminder of Anja Rubik, and sometimes you don’t need pussy to make a pic good…very rarely…but sometimes…

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2015

05

May

Anja Rubik Does Flash Dance of the Day

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Anja Rubik is an amazing model…and here she is on the cover of what I’ll call an obscure fashion magazine because the name is so silly and robotic…doing the Flash Dance inspired pose…and for someone who has jerked off to the flash dance panty and a sweatshirt scene at least once…thanks to being a teen in the 80s…and more importantly…being a pervert who appreciates the art form…this is amazing…enough.

I mean I don’t get excited about bullshit anymore, but I dig this cover…now where are the rest of the pics…

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2015

31

Mar

Anja Rubik Kills Boners with her Husband in this Shoot of the Day

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So Anja Rubik did this FASHION PORN SHOOT for fashion, that was porn…showing nipple, simulating sex, doing everything I love about fashion porn, you know…bridging that gap from XXX to Mainstream with her gap….

Now she’s following up with some romantic, vacation style shoot, that could be for a shitty resoirt’s catalogue or brochure…with her actual husband…the likely rich as fuck guy who sucks her pussy….and the whole thing is a real fucking bummer…without any bum…and I figure disappointing you with real life reminders that you are a lonely loser….brings me joy..

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2015

25

Mar

Anja Rubik for Fashion Porn for Vogue France of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Anja Rubik, but it is very possible that I have seen similar pictures of another model before, seeing as nothing is original, pictures are played out, and that there is so much overlap who the fuck cares….I mean how many fucking pictures does one species need to see to document their bullshit memories, or to sell product…

Either way, iI call fashion nudity, fashion porn, and this is fashion porn, thanks to incorporating a dude into it, with some serious softcore porn poses…and the whole thing is not very Vogue, unless that’s just where the world is going, which we all know it obviously is…since porn gets hits and all the other shit is just a gateway to porn…it’s human nature or some shit..I wouldn’t know about thanks to impotence caused by marriage…

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2015

13

Jan

Anja Rubik for Mario Testino’s Towel Series of the Day

Anja Rubik is some underwear model…I mean I doubt she’d want to be referred to as just some underwear model. She’s booked Victoria’s Secret and that’s some major campaign, that she probably likes to think makes her more important because it pays a lot of fucking money, and I guess it kind of does because when you get paid by those assholes and sign your life away, along with being prostituted to A-Listers who also get a certain level of fame…but to me….she’s better when she’s naked HERE and HERE

Here she is for Mario Testino – showing her back….

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2014

27

Oct

Anja Rubik Tits for Flair of the Day

Anja Rubik is a model – and these are her tits in some magazine called Flair…

She’s done NUDITY BEFORE – it is all part of being a model – especially when you’re an immigrant, because despite probably being shy about showing her tits when she was a kid, her agent was able to explain to her that if she wants to make it – she better be able to strip the fuck down, because a million other girls wish they were her…

She’s probably best known for doing Victoria’s Secret at least once…but then again, they are the company that “makes models relevant”…at least to the trailer park masses who buy their shit…

I like to think she’s best known for her body of titty work

This shoot is a little dude-like – but you queeers love that.

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2014

25

Aug

Anja Rubik is in Underwear for Mango of the Day

Anja Rubik is some underwear model…I mean I doubt she’d want to be referred to as just some underwear model. She’s booked Victoria’s Secret and that’s some major campaign, that she probably likes to think makes her more important because it pays a lot of fucking money, and I guess it kind of does because when you get paid by those assholes and sign your life away, along with being prostituted to A-Listers who also get a certain level of fame…but to me…and based on these pics she’s just some underwear model.

I prefer her Her fashion nudity…it’s a better hustle…but then again, I fucking hate any and all lingerie catalog pics…because besides a half naked girl…shit is a fail…but I guess the half naked girl makes it tolerable…like all things…even prison…if you’re not the one pretending to be the half naked girl…

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2014

11

Jul

Anja Rubik Does Kim Basinger for Vogue Germany of the Day

Here is Anja Rubik pretending to be Kim Basigner…while Kim Basinger’s own daughter is pretending to be an open minded lesbian into black girls who rope her in for the media attention and who Ireland lets go down on her…because every girl likes getting eaten out, and other girls are usually better at it, since they understand the vagina…giving Ireland the orgasm her boyfriend never did…leading to her confusing orgasms with love…and self discovery and identity crisis makes sense…especially since she’s built like a ogre lesbian…all big and scary..

Not that this has to do with Ireland Baldwin or even Kim Basinger, I don’t even know what these pics have to do with Kim Basinger…maybe inspired by one of her movies? I just know I got side-tracked, it happens when you ramble all fucking day…

This has to do with Anja Rubik being amazing, even when she’s not naked, even though I like her BETTER WHEN SHE’S NAKED

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2014

19

May

Anja Rubik for i-D of the Day

Anja Rubik is a Vicoria’s Secret model….and she’s been NAKED SO MANY TIMES that her posing in clothes would be news or something to talk about…if being naked wasn’t so fucking amazing.

The fact that she’s Polish, just makes me assume she’ll do anything to avoid going back to Communism, because at 30, she probably remembers a bit about what poverty was like. Not to mention, when she goes home and sees all her girls, who have gone onto sex work, living shitty lives, she’s like “HERE ARE MY TITS, MONETIZE”….

The interesting thing about her, at least to me, is that she’s naked so much, she might as well be considered a nude model, like a Suicide Girl, or a bitch in Playboy. But for some reason, her nudity is considered fashion, and she still books huge campaigns. Including Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret…the kind of company, who behind the scenes gets 16 year old girls in lingerie, but for brand image fires girls for fucking Bieber….

I haven’t really figured out this grey area of sleazy, porn and sleazy fashion nudity, I just know Fashion nudity makes more money, is more luxurious, the tits are smaller and I like it better…

So here she is in i-D

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2014

28

Mar

Anja Rubik’s Full Vag for LUI Magazine of the Day

Fashion porn…is getting more and more hardcore as the years go on. There was a time when you had to buy or steal a “Penthouse” or 50+ to get off…or to see a little twat, it was he 90s…we didn’t have internet back then.

You know, showing the pink, or lips, is why Larry Flynt is in a fucking Wheelchair…it is also the reason he’s a billionaire…but it must be funny for him to see how he had to fight obscenity charges, but now it’s considered fashion, when really it’s just a naked girl and we all love a good naked girl…

So this is progress and Anja Rubik looks good, even if you may prefer her in MUSIC VIDEOS….I prefer her hipster fashion model bush.

Amazing.

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2014

26

Mar

Anja Rubik in a Music VIdeo of the Day

Apparently this is model Anja Rubik getting into the music scene, because models are generally coked up party girls and making music is very fucking easy to do now, thanks to computers, even in Poland where she’s from…

Now sure, she doesn’t look like a smoke and mirror done up Victoria’s Secret model, but she is one…She’s also shown her tits for fashion so many times SHE’S GOT HER OWN SECTION ON THE SITE

I find this career move refreshing, because modelling is some seriously dumb shit…

And here are pics of her modelling for Peter Hahn Collection…which is some real boring shit…

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2014

20

Mar

Anja Rubik in Vogue Video of the Day

Anja Rubik is a pretty hot model who I’ve DONE POSTS ON BEFORE . She’s pushing 30, has consistently been topless for fashion, like all good models do when starting out, and now she’s booking Vogue and Victoria’s Secret and a bunch of other campaigns that still sometimes feature her nipples, like ANTIDOTE MAGAZINE the other day….but this Mario Testino photoshoot video on instagra was hot for me…I don’t know why, but I assume it’s got something to do with her long perfect body.

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2014

17

Mar

Daisy Lowe, Anja Rubik and Lara Stone Naked in Antidote Magazine of the Day

Antidote has taken fashion models…I mean that is if you consider Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she never wanted because her tranny fucking husband never told her he had a love child with a groupie who at 18 had to paternity test to deny, but instead confirmed…leaving her some daddy issue titty flashing Daisy Lowe…along with other actual models…and pretty much made them subjects of soft core porn that if this was the 70s would be considered obscene and would have got Larry Flint shot, but since it’s the 2010s…it’s considered art…the world is progressing…#fact.

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2014

17

Feb

Anja Rubik’s Nipple for Vogue Russia March 2014 of the Day

Anja Rubik is some Polish Victoria’s Secret model in her 30s who is in the latest issue of Vogue Russia showing her tits, because I guess that’s not a very gay thing to do, in a gay hating environment, even though the only people jerking off to Vogue Russia are probably girls…until today, not that I’ve shared these titty pics with you…

It’s safe to say, when it comes to Russia, this is the better than the Olympics…but not quite as good as all the youtube videos of drunk russians being insane…

I’m a fan…

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