Anna Camp’s bringing the double pussy. You may not know what I am reference because you are dumb, but basically in the bottom picture of her full fit and hip-less body, which I can’t confirm or deny means she’s a dude, but might as well be..her pussy that could be a tuck….appears TWICE….thanks to the beveled edge of the mirror..

This is some carni, funhouse, mirror trickery, that I like to think is to distract us from balls…

It’s the inception, pussy within a pussy that could not be a pussy, just a crotch…which soon biologists will tell us can be pussy even if testes are presence, because Society is COLLAPSING…..

The fact that celebs, if no names like this do bikini selfies next to her drag queen boa collection…..is all part of that collapse…but like a double rainbow, we’ve got a double pussy, and that’s gotta matter to at least one of you.

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I can say with confidence that I do not give a fuck about some 40 year old actress named Anna Camp….I didn’t watch True Blood and I was too busy jerking off to Fat Amy in the Pitch perfect series to even notice her.

But I do notice the shorts….

As it turns out she’s a good South Carolinian and member of the Demoncratic Party…so you know she’s into satan….did a little SELLING OF HER SOUL to get this fame…she’s claimed to have “Long Covid” so you know she’s pushing agendas and full of fucking shit…but you may only catch on when she decides she’s transgender after her 12th vaccine….when she starts visiting your kids at their schools for some Pitch Perfect Tour brought to you by Pfizer to help the vaccinating baby program that will likely kill a lot of babies….FULL OF SHIT…maybe that’s why her ass looks so full.

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Anna Camp’s got what I assume is a push up bra on, but I guess it could be fake tits, or just how her tits hang up, because all 45 year old women have tits up to their chin…and I realize that these aren’t tits to her chin, but that’s what I am running with because the tits are pushed together and that’s not how 45. year old tits hang ever…even when they are narcissistic tits that choose to not have kids to focus on career and fucking randoms…you know freedom is nice when you’re rich and famous….ASSUMING Anna Camp is rich and famous…which I don’t…

The funniest thing about Anna Camp isn’t her unmemorable performances in things like Pitch Perfect, but rather that she claims to be a COVID LONG HAULER….

Hey there COVID Long Hauler…looks like you’re suffering hard….

I actually met two COVID long haulers over the last few weeks and neither of them EVER tested positive for COVID, even with the PCR tests giving false positives…one dude got 5 -6 tests trying to prove he was a long haulers…which he didn’t prove…but is still a COVID long hauler…you know it’s a weird virus like that…people who don’t have it die of it…and people who don’t have it…have it for months…fucking world…

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Anna Camp is the 38 year old from Pitch Perfect….and a bunch of other shit I’ve never heard of…and she’s in a bikini….

I don’t know if she played a college aged girl on Pitch Perfect, but that would be hilarious since she’s 38…but I guess Pitch Perfect happened a decade ago at this point and Elizabeth Smart, or Berkley, Or Moss…what the fuck is the creator who scammed everyone with a billion dollar franchise is named……..shit…I’m losing it…not that I remember any of these idiots in the best of times….BANKS…Elizabeth Banks..

Anyway….Anna Camp…bikini….pretty old…the end.

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Anna Camp is the 38 year old from Pitch Perfect….and a bunch of other shit I’ve never heard of…and she’s in a bikini….but more interestingly, she’s been divorced twice…like she didn’t learn her lesson the first time…one of those rich and bored so let’s get married as often as possible because it makes being banged out feel more meaningful, which for a vapid and empty narcissistic actor, at least by definition of being an actor, they are vapid and empty and narcissistic, they seek meaning anywhere they can because they need shit to channel when bullshitting everyone on screen…thanks to pulling off the scam.

Now I am sure some of you would want to camp in her vagina, you know stretch it out and make a tent out of it, maybe roast some fucking marshmallows up inside it…gaze at the stars or sing fucking folk songs like “This Land Is Our Land”….or maybe if you’re deeper into folk…some “If I was a Carpenter”….shit….because you know there’s at least one fanboy out there who thinks Anna Camp is the fucking END ALL BE ALL…the fucking EVERYTHING THERE IS….the QUEEN…the prized hen, the apple of their eye, you get what I’m saying…while everyone else out there is like “Who the fuck is Anna Camp”….you know that kind of celebrity….in a bikini…

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Anna Camp is some near 40 year old, unstable enough to have been married and divorced twice in the last 40 years, but also unstable enough to have caught COVID, blame not wearing a mask 1 time for her catching COVID, and still having lingering symptoms of COVID, in what I’ll call using her celebrity, because apparently she’s a celebrity, even though I’ve never really heard of her, people apparently have, and those people are now exposed to her bullshit fucking lies to sensationalize a virus and make it about her unstable cunt self…

Anyway, she posted up bikini pics because those lingering symptoms of COVID are really bogging her down and getting in the way for her flashing her old as shit body in a bikini..

And no, the person in the bottom right picture of her is not the COVID she speaks of, it’s just some ugly manager to make her look hotter…a solid strategy…

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