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2011

08

Dec

Dead Anna Nicole Smith Gets Exploited by a Poker Site of the Day

GoldenPalace is the same company that bought William Shatner’s cum rag or something equally idiotic for an insane amount of money to get some press….and they are an online casino that may or may not be ruining lives as assholes spend their paychecks on the shit…killing themselves faceless cuz this is the internet….in a billion dollar business I wish I thought up…So I’m hardly surprised they used these archived shots of Anna Nicole and writing shit like “Rest in Peace” or whatever they wrote to make it seem like anything but a cheap publicity stunt….that I think would have been better if they used to dead Anna Nicole..for one Weekend at Bernie’s is a legendary movie….that should be revisited….but also becuase by now her fat’s probably rotted away…leaving her a pile of bones with some plastic titties that can’t annoy us as much as she did on her reality show that killed her….

Either way, here’s a fat Anna Nicole SMith naked and exploited….like she exploded dying billionaires….

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2009

13

Mar

Howard K. Stern Goes To Jail of the Day

So I got a text message this morning that said Howard Stern was in jail. I woke up for a minute, looked at it and figured that since I am hungover and that everyone else is covering the story, I’ll just go back to bed and see what the hell that person was talking about, and try to figure out why they’d bother telling me about it.

Well, it turns out that it wasn’t Howard Stern the radio host who was arrested, but Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s leach who was feeding her drugs, keeping her subdued and manageable and eventually leading to her overdose.

I guess I should say lock him up and throw away the key, that’s some psycho control shit, but I am torn, since drugging girls unwillingly is the only way I get laid.

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2007

02

Oct

I am – Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Pictures of the Day

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I am getting a lot of slack because this email was sent to me yesterday that had pictures of Anna Nicole rockin’ some kind of overdose puking all over herself. I was under the impression they were taken the day she died and that it was her corpse and I am not into dead bodies at all but it turns out that they are from a previous overdose that went down in the Bahamas….

No one really knows who took the picture or where it came from but I wasn’t going to touch it because I have some serious issues about posting dead people on the site. I figure that she died already and she should be left alone. That doesn’t make sense to most people because they think I have no limits, talking about rape, sex, racism, teenage pregnancy and all the other trash I talk, but I don’t think it’s a moral issue. I think it’s gotta do with Karma.

I have had people die, I have seen people overdose, I know addicts and the whole thing’s pretty sad. People self-destructing is all fun until they actually die and bringing up a dead girl a long time after she died in the process of overdosing leading up to her death is not really my thing.

Either way, I did think I should let you guys see the picture, since I emailed it to all my contacts and have been answering at least 5 emails about it which is huge volume to me, so I guess it’s newsworthy and a big deal.

I still think that this shit is some stripper in middle america making a joke with her drug dealing boyfriend, but who knows…

So here’s the Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Pictures – It’s safe to say that it’s not a very sexy topless pic

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