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2010

25

Mar

Bad Next Top Model of the Day

I am surprised this show is still on the air. Not one of the winners of this show has ever become a Top Model, leading me to believe that the whole thing is nothing but serious bullshit lies…you know a scam to make Tyra more money than her fat ass has already managed to make with her bullshit….so I take pleasure in seeing her contestant fall twice on her model walk….just to remind you all that this show is retarded, and to take pleasure in watching some girls dreams come shattering down in a 45 second clip….it’s like these 45 seconds put her in her fucking place and I like reality checks like that….

Here are some pictures of Tyra Banks looking horrible without make-up from the other day….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:ANTM|Tyra Banks

2008

15

May

America’s Next Top Model Choose the Fat Chick of the Day

So some fat chick named Whitney wins America’s Next Top Model. There are a few reasons why I think this happened and they go like this. First, Tyra is a fat slob who gets a lot of hate for being a fat slob. Second, the media is getting attacked by fat chicks everywhere for improperly representing them while giving kids a negative sense of what a body should look like and choose a fat chick is good for ratings and lastly, every other season, mainly last season when they chose the skinniest most masculine lookin’ mess of a girl, they have chosen skinny bitches and Tyra wants to balance things out, like when American Idol skews the votes for the black dude to win. Either way, here’s Whitney winning and I hear as her prize she’s getting a job promoting Pizza Hut and is getting paid in a lifetime supply. She couldn’t be happier.

Posted in:ANTM|Fat

2008

02

Apr

Your site isn’t safe dude…

Hey guys.
I’m not a webmaster or anything on this website. I just found out that this website is not safe.
I dropped the DB yesterday (by accident, sorry..) and now I got some logins… (I can generate them). I do NOT want to break your site, this is only for you consideration. I didn’t delete anything, and I will not go and lame around.

Please fix your website mr webmaster. I like this site, and do not want it hacked or anything. So I did this, for someone else does…
You may contact me @ phpserver@gmail.com.

Thankyou.
Kuhz1n.

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2007

11

Oct

I am – CariDee English in a Blue Dress of the Day

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The only reason I am posting these pictures of some useless funny-faced America’s Next Top Model winning reality TV star and aspiring model is because I read something hysterical on her WIKIPEDIA page.

CariDee stated during the cycle that she worked as a photographer before appearing on America’s Next Top Model. She has suffered from psoriasis for 15 years. and believed her dream of becoming a model was unattainable. However, a doctor recommended Raptiva, a drug that she still injects weekly in order to control the disease, and it has worked well for her skin, although a small patch still remains.

I guess it’s just one of those things that happens in life. The ugly chick in the back of the high school class with allergies, asthma, braces, glasses and a weight problem grows up to be some over-compensating hot chick, while the hot chick who had all the dudes and the biggest tits grows up to be the fat slob with kids and a husband who doesn’t want to fuck her…the formative years can really ruin a good thing, but on the flipside turn a damaged pile of shit with a rash into a rose….I am so deep.

I remember running on this kick many years back to fuck all the hot chicks who I wanted to fuck in highschool who became fat and busted because I assumed would be easy because they were craving that male-attention they once had in their prime….I was wrong. Even as fat chicks they wanted nothing to do with me, I guess that’s just the story of my life.


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Posted in:America's Next Top Model|ANTM|CariDee English|Legs|Unsorted

2007

25

Jul

I am – Adrianne Curry Looking Like a Space Hooker of the Day

Adrianne Curry

Julien sent this in this morning and like all good friends, we share common loves and hates for the same things, today being a hate for America’s Next Top Model and Cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry.

Last night I slept with this guy who had a couple of kids. It was the classic case or suburban husband is actually a raging faggot, very Desperate Housewives. While we were fucking I got to thinking about what his kids would think if they walked into us mid butt-fuck; their dad’s feet on my shoulders as I m plowing away. And I got to thinking if this is guy is a loser, closet case, homo, where does that leave his kids?

The thing is, eventually Adrienne Curry is going to have kids (that is if her vagina can hold up through these all of these years of super sluttery of course) and they are going to look up to her. She is going to be like a superhero for them and she is going to have a major impact on this child’s life. And the sad part is, that these poor kids won’t know that the most important person in their life is actually a complete and utter whore who’s claim to fame is winning a reality show about models nobody gives a fuck about.

So anyway, here is Adrienne Curry at some Playboy party dressed up like a Amazonian stripper from the year 2046. Her future kids don’t have a fucking chance.

SMOOCH!

Julien


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Posted in:Adrianne Curry|ANTM|Models|Unsorted

2007

17

Apr

I am – America's Next Top Model's Melrose Tits of the Day

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So you hate me for bringing my political views to the site, at least you emailed me telling me that you did and that’s okay because since this is my site I can write whatever I want and whether it’s saying the war in Iraq is a hoax or saying that Bush should be indicted for being a criminal or if I write about how I like to watch girls shower, it is my right to do that and your allowed to not visit me. I will miss you. What it comes down to is that I am luckier than you because no one takes the fucking time to read your emails or myspace blogs, while 20 people read mine. Jealous?

This is a picture of Melrose from America’s Next Top Model showing her tit, I don’t watch the show more than my stepdaughters make me because the Tyra slut annoys me with her stupid speeches, but models are hot, even if when they are kicked off that stupid show, especially when they are showing off their tits.

Posted in:ANTM|Unsorted

2007

17

Apr

I am – America’s Next Top Model’s Melrose Tits of the Day

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So you hate me for bringing my political views to the site, at least you emailed me telling me that you did and that’s okay because since this is my site I can write whatever I want and whether it’s saying the war in Iraq is a hoax or saying that Bush should be indicted for being a criminal or if I write about how I like to watch girls shower, it is my right to do that and your allowed to not visit me. I will miss you. What it comes down to is that I am luckier than you because no one takes the fucking time to read your emails or myspace blogs, while 20 people read mine. Jealous?

This is a picture of Melrose from America’s Next Top Model showing her tit, I don’t watch the show more than my stepdaughters make me because the Tyra slut annoys me with her stupid speeches, but models are hot, even if when they are kicked off that stupid show, especially when they are showing off their tits.

Posted in:ANTM|Unsorted

2007

15

Mar

I am – America's Next Top Models are Naked of the Day

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My stepdaughter is all up on this America’s Next Top model shit and so is every fag I come across in my day who says that shit is “Fierce”. I have never seen it because I don’t have a TV but I did have these pics from tonight’s show sent to me and they are naked and covered in candy, making it bass my loose editorial standards and getting a post of it’s very own….The thing that fascinates me most about these pics is that the 2 fatties on the show didn’t emotionally eat all the candy between shoots, I am guessing all the pressure of being naked on TV is enough to make them quit eating….

I was on my nightly walk to get away from the smell of my wife’s dirty laundry and came across a group of spring breakers who were obviously from Boston, cuz Montreal is where those fuckers come to drink underage and experience their first strip show. Anyway, the 4 chicks were a little more that plus sized and were rockin’ evening gowns like they were Paris Hilton going to Mr Chongs or whatever the fuck that LA hotspot is. While walking behind them all I could see was their pantyhose covered ass cheeks peaking out o their dresses and I thought of you. You would have totally fucked these whores and they would have let you, I guess part of your virginity comes with the fact that you are too scared to leave your house. I call that a lost opportunity….but at least you were on my mind…

Posted in:ANTM|Unsorted

2007

15

Mar

I am – America’s Next Top Models are Naked of the Day

antm_whitney.jpg

My stepdaughter is all up on this America’s Next Top model shit and so is every fag I come across in my day who says that shit is “Fierce”. I have never seen it because I don’t have a TV but I did have these pics from tonight’s show sent to me and they are naked and covered in candy, making it bass my loose editorial standards and getting a post of it’s very own….The thing that fascinates me most about these pics is that the 2 fatties on the show didn’t emotionally eat all the candy between shoots, I am guessing all the pressure of being naked on TV is enough to make them quit eating….

I was on my nightly walk to get away from the smell of my wife’s dirty laundry and came across a group of spring breakers who were obviously from Boston, cuz Montreal is where those fuckers come to drink underage and experience their first strip show. Anyway, the 4 chicks were a little more that plus sized and were rockin’ evening gowns like they were Paris Hilton going to Mr Chongs or whatever the fuck that LA hotspot is. While walking behind them all I could see was their pantyhose covered ass cheeks peaking out o their dresses and I thought of you. You would have totally fucked these whores and they would have let you, I guess part of your virginity comes with the fact that you are too scared to leave your house. I call that a lost opportunity….but at least you were on my mind…

Posted in:ANTM|Unsorted