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2014

07

Apr

Arianny Celeste Titty Close Up of the Day

Arianny Celeste as you probably know was some Vegas show girl or call girl who had lucked out with the right client, who ended up making her a UFC girl so that she doesn’t doesn’t have to fuck dudes for money unless she wants to…which she probably does, since that’s the retirement plan for a lot of these girls….but the nice thing about taking a whore out of the brothel, is that you can’t take the brothel out of the girl…thanks to social media where she can freely show her tits that were ironically not free.

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2014

21

Jan

Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Body Paint of the Day

UFC girls Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste, who thanks to the UFC are pretty famous, at least for dudes with Faux Hawks and cheesy as fuck t-shirts, who like to wrestle their friends as a past time, at least when they aren’t watching other dudes wrestle…making these girls the chicks thrown into a gang bang to make it not as gay as it clearly is, because gay is the last thing dudes into dudes rolling around all pressed up against each other, want to think about…because it would make the hard on they have too confusing for them…

That said…Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are body painted, something that would be hot if they didn’t have implants that act as an internal, built in bra…nipple covers and more importantly a thong…

Meaning, body painting is a scam, these whores are still clothed….if there’s no labia it don’t matter.

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2014

20

Jan

Arianny Celeste & Bryana Holly Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste and Orange County Instagram Model Bryana Holly, who once dated Brody Jenner for fame, hung out in their bikinis and it looked like it was so fun to stare at…I know this because I am staring at them..and so are you…instead of doing something productive with your time you fucking creep…you’re just wasting away at pics of girls who are getting paid all because they are in bikinis…

I think it’s safe to say that doing this shoot, was a good play for Byanna Holly, you know model with someone more famous and steal their fans…in this competitive game called modeling…

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2013

04

Nov

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

I am not impressed by Arianny Celeste…her career or her body…she’s just another fame whore who made fame whoring work for her…there is no reason why she was the chosen one for the UFC…and there was really no reason why the UFC became as big as it did…it was just a series of luck, chance and positioning her stripper, fake tits in the right light and the right place so that the right person would pick up on them and make them more famous, giving her a fan base that sucks up to her, which validates her more than when some random from the midwest won the slot machines decided to make it rain on her stripper strip show at the strip club I assume they found her at…

I am not a fan, her bikini pics don’t impress me, but they happened, and here are the pics…

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2013

06

Aug

Arianny Celeste Behind the Scenes of the Day

Arianny Celeste is leaking some behind the scenes of her calendar shoot cuz she’s struggling to stay relevant. I mean there is only so long that a girl can be the den mother of the UFC before the younger hotter ones take over the reins from her. She’s 27 according to her Wikipedia, which means she’s probably 45, and her tits 27. She’s a stripper or show girl, and she’s been doing this since 2006…we call it her lottery ticket…

I mean maybe she should be looking at that calendar she’s gonna be half naked in and say to herself “It’s time, I’m old as fuck, I shouldn’t be doing this, but people like me, cuz I make an otherwise gay sport straight, and my body is pretty fucking fit, and I’m short and have no talent, there’s nothing else out there for me to do, so ride this til it crashes and fucking burns, until it’s comedic, cuz it’s all I fucking have…

How did you like my Arianny Celeste impression? Pretty good right.

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2013

05

Jul

Arianny Celeste Bikinis for the Fourth of July of the Day

Arianny Celeste is in a bikini…

It seems like all this bitch does is hangs out in her bikini…because all she does is hang out in a bikini. In fact it is her job…and I guess that means she’s officially made it. You know since she doesn’t have to suck dick on camera to make it happen, she can keep that shit private and pretend to keep her dignity even though she’s clearly a whore…

Not that I am complaining, I figure any girl who has to be in a bikini realizes she’s got it made…and does everything in her power to stay hot for that bikini otherwise she’ll be replaced with the 1000000s of younger and hotter girls who want to get paid to be in bikinis…so despite finding this Arianny Celeste, boring, uninteresting, an enemy of the site for trying to sue me for posting nude pics of her cuz she was nude on a Balcony in Miami intentionally, I’ll still stare. I keep my emotions out of my creeping’ on.

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2013

23

Apr

Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive.

I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it.

More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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2013

16

Apr

Arianny Celeste Strips in an Elevator to Promote Shit of the DAy

Arianny Celeste is some high level stripper who doesn’t need to strip anymore because the UFC was her lottery ticket out of the strip club, but that doesn’t mean that instinctively she isn’t compelled to strip every now and then for old times, or for money like for this website or app company that paid her to be in their viral campaign that is an idiotic concept but that will probably get 1,000,000 views, because the internet is just that easy to win.

Despite her bad attitude, ego and silly celebrity based on holding cards up, she’s got a pretty fit as fuck body….and I’ll watch her strip even if it lacks throwing dollar bills at her.

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2013

21

Feb

Arianny Celeste and Britney Palmer in Lingerie of the Day

UFC girls…..Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer….the silicone used to make the UFC experience less homoerotic…because watching bald dudes grind up against each other half naked in weird wrestling poses….and getting excited about it….is kinda the foundation of gay…something these macho fighting fans probably don’t want to really ever admit they are…so they throw in the diversion…the “it’s not gay if there’s a babe to justify this erection, even if I’m lookin into homies eyes while wacking off”…..

Well, they tapped into their showgirl/stripper roots and got into some lingerie to show off their fit as fuck bodies…. for some shoot and this is the video….and it’s hot enough for me.

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2012

17

Dec

Arianny Celeste Cuz There Was a UFC of the Day

There was a UFC in Vegas this past weekend…and Arianny Celeste came out cuz it is her job….you know to make the UFC feel less gay than watching two men mud wrestle without the mud is….you know with her fake tit cleavage in tow….hosting parties at Vanity Nightclub, where just 4 years ago she’d go see her favortie DJs play after her long shift at the stripclub she worked at, you know the same place Dana White, UFC Billionaire recruited her from….and I figure…I’ll post her titties from her instagram for you Arianny Celeste loving weirdos who don’t realize you’re gay.


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2012

12

Nov

Arianny Celeste Does Maxim of the Day

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Maxim is still going strong…and by strong I mean hanging on as hard as they can by featuring eager girls who want as much exposure as they can get ….

Not that Arianny Celeste is a bottom feeder or anything…I mean she’s probably more famous than God right now…cuz UFC is fucking massive…so massive that it put Joe Rogan on the map despite his aging, and balding….and now it seems like this girl wants nothing to do with UFC cuz she’s cocky and ready for new projects while at her peak…a recipe for disaster that comes when all hookers get confidence….not that she’s a hooker…she’s a fine young lady….who may not be as hot as her replacement… Brittney Palmer …but who can still hold her own in the gayest of gay sports….because every gay sport that mimics gay porn foreplay…of man on man wrestling…needs a skirt to make it less gay….and she’s championed that role…a hero some may say….a hot as fuck body…I will say….

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2012

01

Nov

Arianny Celeste’s Calendar Signing/Halloween Photoshoot of the Day

I guess UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste is pulling a Kelly Kelly…and figuring out how to leverage being at the top of her fame game into something more substantial than being a ring girl….you know by dabbling in making really humiliating music…to doing model shoots and running a blog…and not a video blog that follows her around in her uninteresting life…that luckily has fake tits she doesn’t mind showing off cuz her other option or career path was to be a stripper….that I don’t mind looking at…cuz any girl used to make the gayest sport of all time semi-straight….who has fake tits and a vision of being the best half naked model she can be….is good enough for me.

Here she is doing Halloween and a Halloween shoot….

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2012

18

Oct

Arianny Celeste’s Awesome Music Video of the Day

The most unfortunate thing about these Vegas hookers that end up getting famous becasue the UFC has become famous and not because they are part of it…but because the world is filled with HOMOS who like watching Man on Man action….and need a pussy in the mix to make the boners less gay…..

Is that they get EGOS…and with egos come humiliating, horrible club anthems and music videos…cuz they think they have the talent to do it…totally delusional….you know strike while the iron is hot…and put no real strategy into your brand whatsoever….let clowns produce the worst, least thought out, horrible production quality video ever…..not to mention she looks like shit…sounds like shit…and makes me want to let her know via twitter…but she just ignores me…cuz she thinks she’s a fucking hero instead of working with me…she’s working with these clowns who are ruining her moment….trying to make money off her…like the whore that she is…

Seriously…this is painful…

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2012

17

Sep

Arianny Celeste 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste makes UFC less homo erotic and I am sure a lot of jacked, angry homophobes who like to fight appreciate that, because coming to terms with their man on man enduced erection would get some wife’s beaten, while focusing that erection and pretending it is thanks to Arianny Celeste makes it all make sense…. at least that’s what I assume happens at a UFC fight since I hate the shit…

Whatever the reason, she’s famous because of it, a stripper who’s made itnd now in a calendar shoot for the 3 percent of the population who don’t own computers, or iphones, the rednecks wrestling lawn furniture who need this on their outhouse wall…..

And here are some pics from the shoot….

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2012

11

Sep

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini for UFC of the Day

Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the paparazzi to get her stripper fix….and justify her fake tits….cuz male attention is her thing….who the UFC has hired to be their front….to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport….you know to help the closet case fans who get boners for the shit….still come across straight to their peers cuz homosexual rings must remain secret…keeping the downlow like this was the 50s and Arianny Celeste was our wife and family while taking loads in our asses behind the local gas station….if you know what I mean…..

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