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2017

01

May

Arianny Celeste Old Lady Mangled Face Bikini Erotica of the Day

Arianny Celeste is a monster….or has become one thanks to trying to be hot….thanks botox…and fillers….

Her whole career has been an interesting, but barely interesting polarization of a whore, who got to work in the UFC which is a huge brand, so she got fans and now she’s scrambling in her 30s while 50s to figure out what’s next….so bikini staged paparazzi pics it is….

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2017

12

Apr

Arianny Celeste Cooking Breakfast Video of the Day

Arianny Celeste posted this video of her cooking in her underewear, because that’s what whores do for breakfast, the get into their underwear and dance and cool like an idiot, to try to distract from the fact that they are in their underwear, because they know that no one would pay attention to them if they weren’t in their underwear, but they don’t want to seem shameless, so they try to offer VALUE…and meaning to their content…like making eggs….

Her whole career has been an interesting, but barely interesting polarization of a whore, who got to work in the UFC which is a huge brand, and now she’s scrambling in her 30s to figure out what’s next….

How can she be a Sara Underwood, or a Brooke Burke, or a Pam Anderson…to take her fake tits and fit enough body, along with her newly jacked up to the next level…what brands will sponsor her, what dudes will care to still follower, it’s always hard being a cheesy played out bitch….I would know…..

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2017

31

Mar

Arianny Celeste Looking Alright Naked in Tulum Mexico of the Day

Here are some pics in TULUM of Arianny Celeste by a photographer called BAD BOI …who may be the brother of Outkast member Big BoI….or just a 1996 internet handle like GRRRL….or BOI….or GURL…back in the AOL / mIRC / Yahoo! Chat days…magic…

I don’t know if Celeste is still doing the UFC, I assume she is, like the den mother old timer, who only exists because of the UFC…which I guess was a lottery ticket for her…because a weathered UFC girl is a little more forgiving or established than a weathered Vegas call girl who does bottle service…to meet her clients…

I guess these pics are good….even if they bore me…and seem like every one photoshoot to ever happen on instagram…she’s “implied” naked…thanks to some pedals…and you should be excited by this.

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2017

24

Mar

Arianny Celeste Topless Beach of the Day

Arianny Celeste was on the beach showing off her ass that is far more sunken and depressing than I am sure it ever was – because she’s old, washed or used up, and not the Vegas escort she used to be…when she first won over the UFC people…

I don’t have the nipple version of the pics because I don’t work for the paparazzi but I’ll put this out there because I got nothing else to do – than look at the “ring girls”….on the beach all old and in a thong and bullshit…

I am not a fan….but a lot of bros into dudes wrestling / butt fucking each other…in a ring…

Here are the nipples…

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2017

17

Mar

Arianny Celeste in a Shitting Stance of the Day

Arianny Celeste jacked up her face like a low level vegas hooker – we can assume she was before Dana White sold her on a dream, prior to UFC becoming huge, making her the OG, den mother slutty half naked ring girl…something that led to her having a massive audience and enough money to continue jacking up her body with plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures…like this….new face who this…hustle…

I posted her IN A SLUTTY SHOOT SHOWING NIPPLE CLICK HERE

And today I am posting her in the shitting stance..because I like targeting the kind of retard dude into UFC…they seem easily entertained and I’m trying to grow traffic here…

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2017

15

Mar

Arianny Celeste New Face Who This of the Day

Arianny Celeste is not really a bottom feeder, but she’s totally a bottom feeder….or at least low hanging fruit…or maybe just low quality, low grade model….

Because she is the UFC is huge, there are so many people, both normal dudes and low level white trash dudes, who fucking love this shit…but it’s massive and that probably makes her more famous than GOD…

You know a bigger deal than Joe Rogan before his Podcast took over the fucking world…and that probably made her feel cocky, entitled and like it’d never end…until realizing that her Vegas Show girl turned UFC girl dream may be closing out as she is pushing 40 years old….and haggard..

NOTHING some face injections won’t fix…or destroy…because whatever the fuck is going on here, with her…is just fucking weird…but I can see her nipple so keep up the good work as a Vegas sex worker….it’s not like she’s got much else to do..

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2016

10

May

Arianny Celeste in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the stripper fix….and justify her fake tits…or keep talking about her…because when you look like this, you need that male attention to validate you…

Today, she’s done it in the form of a cheesy instagram style photoshoot…

Her real name is Penelope Lòpez Marquez, she’s 30, she lives in VEGAS, and she is the UFC Hired tits…famous because UFC is Huge….and we can assume she’s used to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport….

Having tits to look at to help the fans who get boners from the fighting gets more PAY PER VIEW subscriptions….because no one wants to be the fag at the high testosterone party that always ends in wrestling after watching the fight…except for the fag who has jock rape fantasies…but you know what I mean…and that is that the older Arianny Celeste gets the more tranny she looks..

Seriously, walk around a bar that showed the fight after the fight and grown men are so pumped and annoying, you know a gang rape is gonna go down…

Not that it matters, what matters is Arianny Celeste….still living…and by living I mean escorting..

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2015

16

Jul

Arianny Celeste Vegas Hooker in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Arianny Celeste in a bikini for some campaign to subsidize her income, by a brand that I assume is interested in reaching the trashiest of women, because who else would turn to a UFC chick for guidance in what bikini to wear, especially when that UFC model, who is there to make the UFC seem less homo, is a Vegas hooker, or as close to a Vegas hooker as a girl can be, and Vegas is land locked…but I guess have their silly pool parties…

I guess, what I am trying to say is despite being old, her career being irrelevant, she’s a ring girl for the UFC, which has a huge audience but is still just a stripper who gave the right dude a lap dance when UFC was being conceived and recruiting the Arab investment that created the empire…you know in there since the start…but where can she go from here..rich husband? Worked out well for her partner Brittany..right…

I guess what I am trying to say is she’s got a good body, because fitness is all she needs to keep what she has alive…and fitness leads to good asses…and Vegas hooker or not…I like Vegas hookers…

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2014

22

Dec

Arianny Celeste in a Music Video of the Day

Arianny Celeste is the token, plastic surgery ridden, yet very famous thanks to being in the right industry at the right time, which I can only assume was a Vegas stripper, when Dana White needed some pussy to make the UFC less homo erotic, because watching naked dudes beat each other gets testosterone up, and without a girl there to channel that testosterone to, they’d have nothing to justify the boner, other than homosexuality…

That said, her audience is pretty loyal, they dig her and all her stripper botox face surgeries, and she’s in some new music video you’ll probably like…because I can only assume I target you white trash, hick UFC fans, I’m low brow like that…

If you don’t like that, maybe you’re more into her social media pics…half naked surrounded by snow….because it’s fucking Christmas assholes…and she’s probably spending it with a rich dude…because #hooker.

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2014

17

Oct

Arianny Celeste for Gregorio Photo of the Day

I don’t know if this is Arianny Celeste of UFC fame, or if this is some botox, implant, lip injection, hooker from Los Angeles looking for a daddy to buy her cheesy designer clothes – living the stripper dreams…because all these cheesy fake tit girls look the fucking same.

She’s old, she’s weathered despite the attempts to fill and work out through it…Her ass looks like shit…but you don’t care – you just need her in the UFC ring to justify the boner you have from watching naked men roll around with each other in some homo death match…

These pics are shot by the illustrious Gregorio Photo

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2014

22

Jul

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

I have the Arianny Celeste with anyone I talk to that is into UFC. They get mad at me because I don’t find her hot or interesting or even relevant….when to them she is the single most important thing to happen to them. She is the reason watching naked dudes beat each other up isn’t gay. She has access to all the fighters they have boners over. She probably gets all the cheesy dragon themed fighter brand t-shirts for free. It’s like what can’t this bitch do…

All I see, since I Don’t care about UFC or the girls they throw at their fans to help market UFC, is a fake titty Vegas bottle service girl…who for some reason thinks she’s famous…but who is interchangeable with all the other Vegas bottle service girls…there looking for their big break, or at least a rich guy to knock them up…

So she posted this bikini fashion show that she put on in Miami…that unfortunately unlike last time she was in Miami…didn’t include her fully fucking naked….only for her lawyers and team to come after me for posting like I took the fucking pics…but they are still fake tits in a bikini – pretty impressive – unless you have 8,000 dollars and a willingness to have bigger tits…

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2014

07

Apr

Arianny Celeste Titty Close Up of the Day

Arianny Celeste as you probably know was some Vegas show girl or call girl who had lucked out with the right client, who ended up making her a UFC girl so that she doesn’t doesn’t have to fuck dudes for money unless she wants to…which she probably does, since that’s the retirement plan for a lot of these girls….but the nice thing about taking a whore out of the brothel, is that you can’t take the brothel out of the girl…thanks to social media where she can freely show her tits that were ironically not free.

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2014

21

Jan

Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Body Paint of the Day

UFC girls Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste, who thanks to the UFC are pretty famous, at least for dudes with Faux Hawks and cheesy as fuck t-shirts, who like to wrestle their friends as a past time, at least when they aren’t watching other dudes wrestle…making these girls the chicks thrown into a gang bang to make it not as gay as it clearly is, because gay is the last thing dudes into dudes rolling around all pressed up against each other, want to think about…because it would make the hard on they have too confusing for them…

That said…Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are body painted, something that would be hot if they didn’t have implants that act as an internal, built in bra…nipple covers and more importantly a thong…

Meaning, body painting is a scam, these whores are still clothed….if there’s no labia it don’t matter.

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2014

20

Jan

Arianny Celeste & Bryana Holly Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste and Orange County Instagram Model Bryana Holly, who once dated Brody Jenner for fame, hung out in their bikinis and it looked like it was so fun to stare at…I know this because I am staring at them..and so are you…instead of doing something productive with your time you fucking creep…you’re just wasting away at pics of girls who are getting paid all because they are in bikinis…

I think it’s safe to say that doing this shoot, was a good play for Byanna Holly, you know model with someone more famous and steal their fans…in this competitive game called modeling…

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2013

04

Nov

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

I am not impressed by Arianny Celeste…her career or her body…she’s just another fame whore who made fame whoring work for her…there is no reason why she was the chosen one for the UFC…and there was really no reason why the UFC became as big as it did…it was just a series of luck, chance and positioning her stripper, fake tits in the right light and the right place so that the right person would pick up on them and make them more famous, giving her a fan base that sucks up to her, which validates her more than when some random from the midwest won the slot machines decided to make it rain on her stripper strip show at the strip club I assume they found her at…

I am not a fan, her bikini pics don’t impress me, but they happened, and here are the pics…

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