So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive.

I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it.

More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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Arianny Celeste is some high level stripper who doesn’t need to strip anymore because the UFC was her lottery ticket out of the strip club, but that doesn’t mean that instinctively she isn’t compelled to strip every now and then for old times, or for money like for this website or app company that paid her to be in their viral campaign that is an idiotic concept but that will probably get 1,000,000 views, because the internet is just that easy to win.

Despite her bad attitude, ego and silly celebrity based on holding cards up, she’s got a pretty fit as fuck body….and I’ll watch her strip even if it lacks throwing dollar bills at her.

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There was a UFC in Vegas this past weekend…and Arianny Celeste came out cuz it is her job….you know to make the UFC feel less gay than watching two men mud wrestle without the mud is….you know with her fake tit cleavage in tow….hosting parties at Vanity Nightclub, where just 4 years ago she’d go see her favortie DJs play after her long shift at the stripclub she worked at, you know the same place Dana White, UFC Billionaire recruited her from….and I figure…I’ll post her titties from her instagram for you Arianny Celeste loving weirdos who don’t realize you’re gay.

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Maxim is still going strong…and by strong I mean hanging on as hard as they can by featuring eager girls who want as much exposure as they can get ….

Not that Arianny Celeste is a bottom feeder or anything…I mean she’s probably more famous than God right now…cuz UFC is fucking massive…so massive that it put Joe Rogan on the map despite his aging, and balding….and now it seems like this girl wants nothing to do with UFC cuz she’s cocky and ready for new projects while at her peak…a recipe for disaster that comes when all hookers get confidence….not that she’s a hooker…she’s a fine young lady….who may not be as hot as her replacement… Brittney Palmer …but who can still hold her own in the gayest of gay sports….because every gay sport that mimics gay porn foreplay…of man on man wrestling…needs a skirt to make it less gay….and she’s championed that role…a hero some may say….a hot as fuck body…I will say….

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I guess UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste is pulling a Kelly Kelly…and figuring out how to leverage being at the top of her fame game into something more substantial than being a ring girl….you know by dabbling in making really humiliating music…to doing model shoots and running a blog…and not a video blog that follows her around in her uninteresting life…that luckily has fake tits she doesn’t mind showing off cuz her other option or career path was to be a stripper….that I don’t mind looking at…cuz any girl used to make the gayest sport of all time semi-straight….who has fake tits and a vision of being the best half naked model she can be….is good enough for me.

Here she is doing Halloween and a Halloween shoot….

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The most unfortunate thing about these Vegas hookers that end up getting famous becasue the UFC has become famous and not because they are part of it…but because the world is filled with HOMOS who like watching Man on Man action….and need a pussy in the mix to make the boners less gay…..

Is that they get EGOS…and with egos come humiliating, horrible club anthems and music videos…cuz they think they have the talent to do it…totally delusional….you know strike while the iron is hot…and put no real strategy into your brand whatsoever….let clowns produce the worst, least thought out, horrible production quality video ever…..not to mention she looks like shit…sounds like shit…and makes me want to let her know via twitter…but she just ignores me…cuz she thinks she’s a fucking hero instead of working with me…she’s working with these clowns who are ruining her moment….trying to make money off her…like the whore that she is…

Seriously…this is painful…

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Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the paparazzi to get her stripper fix….and justify her fake tits….cuz male attention is her thing….who the UFC has hired to be their front….to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport….you know to help the closet case fans who get boners for the shit….still come across straight to their peers cuz homosexual rings must remain secret…keeping the downlow like this was the 50s and Arianny Celeste was our wife and family while taking loads in our asses behind the local gas station….if you know what I mean…..

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I have a real hard time celebrating fake tits.

I know people who love fake tits and can’t accept any tits other than fake tits….thinking that real tits just hang like shit, feel like shit and look like shit….while for the longest time I was totally against fake tits, until having a set of fake tits, and realizing that I wasn’t giving them the respect they deserved, opening me up to the idea of fake tits, but never to the idea of being impressed by fake tits, cuz really they cost 5,000 dollars, and anyone who saves up 5000 dollars can have a set, making the whole thing far less interesting because it’d be like someone showing off their 5,000 car….”shit is that a ’99 accord fully loaded, amazing”….only the damaged, daddy issue, insecure with herself version…that brings more joy than a ’99 accord even if it is fully loadd with low mileage….

I don’t know if I’m making my point here, but I know Arianny Celeste is fit with or without her fake tits, so I’ll post her self shot fake tit promo pics for the internet….

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There was a big UFC event this past weekend that you and all your closet case, frat boy, tribal tattoo on steroid motherfuckers all watched and got boners for….and Arianny Celeste was probably not the cause of those boners…but the hardcore man on man action was…but she made for a good excuse when your boys called you out in front of everyone for the hard on, in a “Bro, did you see Arianny Celeste last round, she does this to me everytime, I swear it isn’t the lubed up 0.5% body fat, half naked dudes grinding each other in a testosterone fueled rage, bro, check out my Tap Out Shirt I just got and hand me my protein shake”…..kinda way….

No I’m not into UFC, but I am into hot bodied bitches in bikini tops, whether they are getting paid or not…it is just hard to be impressed by it when it’s just a set of fake tits anyone could have, even me if I found the right open minded surgeon who understands my needs…..but she’s still in a bikini top so this ones for you bro.

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Arianny Celeste was nice enough to send her lawyers after me in efforts to scare me with a lawsuit of illegally obtaining pics of her based on Florida law, that involved her naked on her hotel room balcony….for someone I ca assume was a paid photographer to generate some buzz, show off her purchased tits like she was still a vegas show girl, and allow her to pretend were illegal to get even more of her in our brain…because some of us aren’t closet cases who like half naked men grinding each other to death and don’t know the stripper trash they put int he mix to make it less gay to watch….you know to justify the boners….with a bikini body I prefer seeing naked on balconies….even though anyone can have tits like this, even my dog…provided I find the right surgeon…willing to go down that road….

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