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2015

16

Jul

Arianny Celeste Vegas Hooker in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Arianny Celeste in a bikini for some campaign to subsidize her income, by a brand that I assume is interested in reaching the trashiest of women, because who else would turn to a UFC chick for guidance in what bikini to wear, especially when that UFC model, who is there to make the UFC seem less homo, is a Vegas hooker, or as close to a Vegas hooker as a girl can be, and Vegas is land locked…but I guess have their silly pool parties…

I guess, what I am trying to say is despite being old, her career being irrelevant, she’s a ring girl for the UFC, which has a huge audience but is still just a stripper who gave the right dude a lap dance when UFC was being conceived and recruiting the Arab investment that created the empire…you know in there since the start…but where can she go from here..rich husband? Worked out well for her partner Brittany..right…

I guess what I am trying to say is she’s got a good body, because fitness is all she needs to keep what she has alive…and fitness leads to good asses…and Vegas hooker or not…I like Vegas hookers…

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2014

22

Dec

Arianny Celeste in a Music Video of the Day

Arianny Celeste is the token, plastic surgery ridden, yet very famous thanks to being in the right industry at the right time, which I can only assume was a Vegas stripper, when Dana White needed some pussy to make the UFC less homo erotic, because watching naked dudes beat each other gets testosterone up, and without a girl there to channel that testosterone to, they’d have nothing to justify the boner, other than homosexuality…

That said, her audience is pretty loyal, they dig her and all her stripper botox face surgeries, and she’s in some new music video you’ll probably like…because I can only assume I target you white trash, hick UFC fans, I’m low brow like that…

If you don’t like that, maybe you’re more into her social media pics…half naked surrounded by snow….because it’s fucking Christmas assholes…and she’s probably spending it with a rich dude…because #hooker.

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2014

17

Oct

Arianny Celeste for Gregorio Photo of the Day

I don’t know if this is Arianny Celeste of UFC fame, or if this is some botox, implant, lip injection, hooker from Los Angeles looking for a daddy to buy her cheesy designer clothes – living the stripper dreams…because all these cheesy fake tit girls look the fucking same.

She’s old, she’s weathered despite the attempts to fill and work out through it…Her ass looks like shit…but you don’t care – you just need her in the UFC ring to justify the boner you have from watching naked men roll around with each other in some homo death match…

These pics are shot by the illustrious Gregorio Photo

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2014

22

Jul

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

I have the Arianny Celeste with anyone I talk to that is into UFC. They get mad at me because I don’t find her hot or interesting or even relevant….when to them she is the single most important thing to happen to them. She is the reason watching naked dudes beat each other up isn’t gay. She has access to all the fighters they have boners over. She probably gets all the cheesy dragon themed fighter brand t-shirts for free. It’s like what can’t this bitch do…

All I see, since I Don’t care about UFC or the girls they throw at their fans to help market UFC, is a fake titty Vegas bottle service girl…who for some reason thinks she’s famous…but who is interchangeable with all the other Vegas bottle service girls…there looking for their big break, or at least a rich guy to knock them up…

So she posted this bikini fashion show that she put on in Miami…that unfortunately unlike last time she was in Miami…didn’t include her fully fucking naked….only for her lawyers and team to come after me for posting like I took the fucking pics…but they are still fake tits in a bikini – pretty impressive – unless you have 8,000 dollars and a willingness to have bigger tits…

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2014

07

Apr

Arianny Celeste Titty Close Up of the Day

Arianny Celeste as you probably know was some Vegas show girl or call girl who had lucked out with the right client, who ended up making her a UFC girl so that she doesn’t doesn’t have to fuck dudes for money unless she wants to…which she probably does, since that’s the retirement plan for a lot of these girls….but the nice thing about taking a whore out of the brothel, is that you can’t take the brothel out of the girl…thanks to social media where she can freely show her tits that were ironically not free.

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2014

21

Jan

Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Body Paint of the Day

UFC girls Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste, who thanks to the UFC are pretty famous, at least for dudes with Faux Hawks and cheesy as fuck t-shirts, who like to wrestle their friends as a past time, at least when they aren’t watching other dudes wrestle…making these girls the chicks thrown into a gang bang to make it not as gay as it clearly is, because gay is the last thing dudes into dudes rolling around all pressed up against each other, want to think about…because it would make the hard on they have too confusing for them…

That said…Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are body painted, something that would be hot if they didn’t have implants that act as an internal, built in bra…nipple covers and more importantly a thong…

Meaning, body painting is a scam, these whores are still clothed….if there’s no labia it don’t matter.

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2014

20

Jan

Arianny Celeste & Bryana Holly Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste and Orange County Instagram Model Bryana Holly, who once dated Brody Jenner for fame, hung out in their bikinis and it looked like it was so fun to stare at…I know this because I am staring at them..and so are you…instead of doing something productive with your time you fucking creep…you’re just wasting away at pics of girls who are getting paid all because they are in bikinis…

I think it’s safe to say that doing this shoot, was a good play for Byanna Holly, you know model with someone more famous and steal their fans…in this competitive game called modeling…

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Bryana Holly

2013

04

Nov

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

I am not impressed by Arianny Celeste…her career or her body…she’s just another fame whore who made fame whoring work for her…there is no reason why she was the chosen one for the UFC…and there was really no reason why the UFC became as big as it did…it was just a series of luck, chance and positioning her stripper, fake tits in the right light and the right place so that the right person would pick up on them and make them more famous, giving her a fan base that sucks up to her, which validates her more than when some random from the midwest won the slot machines decided to make it rain on her stripper strip show at the strip club I assume they found her at…

I am not a fan, her bikini pics don’t impress me, but they happened, and here are the pics…

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2013

06

Aug

Arianny Celeste Behind the Scenes of the Day

Arianny Celeste is leaking some behind the scenes of her calendar shoot cuz she’s struggling to stay relevant. I mean there is only so long that a girl can be the den mother of the UFC before the younger hotter ones take over the reins from her. She’s 27 according to her Wikipedia, which means she’s probably 45, and her tits 27. She’s a stripper or show girl, and she’s been doing this since 2006…we call it her lottery ticket…

I mean maybe she should be looking at that calendar she’s gonna be half naked in and say to herself “It’s time, I’m old as fuck, I shouldn’t be doing this, but people like me, cuz I make an otherwise gay sport straight, and my body is pretty fucking fit, and I’m short and have no talent, there’s nothing else out there for me to do, so ride this til it crashes and fucking burns, until it’s comedic, cuz it’s all I fucking have…

How did you like my Arianny Celeste impression? Pretty good right.

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2013

05

Jul

Arianny Celeste Bikinis for the Fourth of July of the Day

Arianny Celeste is in a bikini…

It seems like all this bitch does is hangs out in her bikini…because all she does is hang out in a bikini. In fact it is her job…and I guess that means she’s officially made it. You know since she doesn’t have to suck dick on camera to make it happen, she can keep that shit private and pretend to keep her dignity even though she’s clearly a whore…

Not that I am complaining, I figure any girl who has to be in a bikini realizes she’s got it made…and does everything in her power to stay hot for that bikini otherwise she’ll be replaced with the 1000000s of younger and hotter girls who want to get paid to be in bikinis…so despite finding this Arianny Celeste, boring, uninteresting, an enemy of the site for trying to sue me for posting nude pics of her cuz she was nude on a Balcony in Miami intentionally, I’ll still stare. I keep my emotions out of my creeping’ on.

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2013

23

Apr

Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive.

I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it.

More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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2013

16

Apr

Arianny Celeste Strips in an Elevator to Promote Shit of the DAy

Arianny Celeste is some high level stripper who doesn’t need to strip anymore because the UFC was her lottery ticket out of the strip club, but that doesn’t mean that instinctively she isn’t compelled to strip every now and then for old times, or for money like for this website or app company that paid her to be in their viral campaign that is an idiotic concept but that will probably get 1,000,000 views, because the internet is just that easy to win.

Despite her bad attitude, ego and silly celebrity based on holding cards up, she’s got a pretty fit as fuck body….and I’ll watch her strip even if it lacks throwing dollar bills at her.

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2013

21

Feb

Arianny Celeste and Britney Palmer in Lingerie of the Day

UFC girls…..Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer….the silicone used to make the UFC experience less homoerotic…because watching bald dudes grind up against each other half naked in weird wrestling poses….and getting excited about it….is kinda the foundation of gay…something these macho fighting fans probably don’t want to really ever admit they are…so they throw in the diversion…the “it’s not gay if there’s a babe to justify this erection, even if I’m lookin into homies eyes while wacking off”…..

Well, they tapped into their showgirl/stripper roots and got into some lingerie to show off their fit as fuck bodies…. for some shoot and this is the video….and it’s hot enough for me.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Brittany Palmer

2012

17

Dec

Arianny Celeste Cuz There Was a UFC of the Day

There was a UFC in Vegas this past weekend…and Arianny Celeste came out cuz it is her job….you know to make the UFC feel less gay than watching two men mud wrestle without the mud is….you know with her fake tit cleavage in tow….hosting parties at Vanity Nightclub, where just 4 years ago she’d go see her favortie DJs play after her long shift at the stripclub she worked at, you know the same place Dana White, UFC Billionaire recruited her from….and I figure…I’ll post her titties from her instagram for you Arianny Celeste loving weirdos who don’t realize you’re gay.


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2012

12

Nov

Arianny Celeste Does Maxim of the Day

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Maxim is still going strong…and by strong I mean hanging on as hard as they can by featuring eager girls who want as much exposure as they can get ….

Not that Arianny Celeste is a bottom feeder or anything…I mean she’s probably more famous than God right now…cuz UFC is fucking massive…so massive that it put Joe Rogan on the map despite his aging, and balding….and now it seems like this girl wants nothing to do with UFC cuz she’s cocky and ready for new projects while at her peak…a recipe for disaster that comes when all hookers get confidence….not that she’s a hooker…she’s a fine young lady….who may not be as hot as her replacement… Brittney Palmer …but who can still hold her own in the gayest of gay sports….because every gay sport that mimics gay porn foreplay…of man on man wrestling…needs a skirt to make it less gay….and she’s championed that role…a hero some may say….a hot as fuck body…I will say….

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