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2018

11

Oct

Ashlee Simpson in a Magazine Being Slutty of the Day

Ashlee Simpson wasn’t relevant when she was relevant, if you know what I mean.

She only existed as a product of her sister, you know the kind of younger sister who just assumes she is entitled to what the older sister has, by default, because she’s born into the same family….and the family feel bad that she’s got none of the talent or appeal of the older sister…but encourage her anyway so that she doesn’t feel neglected…when she should just be happy her older sister has allowed her to have this good life without having to work or be an entertainer….eventually having her lip synch fail on SNL…and fading away, forgotten, to raise a Pete Wentz baby, who at the time was a big deal….and now fuck Diana Ross’ son who only exists because his mom is Diana Ross….his name not actually Ross, because his dad was not a Ross, but it gets you further when you’re a rich entitled twat…his dad was a mountaineer named Arne Næss Jr. who was worth over 600 million dollars, which is how Mountaineers have sex with Diana Ross….and why his kids who don’t use his name professionally have lots of stupid money and just do this for fun….

Well, as it turns out, magazines and social media like to follow people who were, or people associated to famous people, giving Ashlee Simpson the ability to finally be her own performer, her own person, and she’s doing it by trying to be slutty and seductive in some husband softcore porn, that looks like a cheesy instagram shoot, because it pretty much is….as nothing is original or exciting…but I guess Ashlee Simpson being slutty is hilarious and I like to fancy myself a comedy site before a porn site…so take in this desperation….and encourage it, because it is important to encourage all women to pretend to be intense, sexual, model bitches with their posing…

I mean she’s 34 and looking better than she did at 24…..thanks face injections I guess…

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2018

08

May

Ashlee Simpson is in a Bikini on a Paddleboard of the Day

Ashlee Simpson, married to Diana Ross’ son, previously married to some Emo bisexual band all you weirdos much younger than me with your tight pants and silly haircuts and dyed black hair were into, currently or at least according to social media you probably don’t follow – because she’s Ashlee Simpson and who the fuck cares – is in a bikini on a paddleboard living her best life….

She’s Ashlee Simpson and despite no one caring about her, she gets to reap the rewards of being related to Jessica Simpson’s tits, carrying that shit all the way to the top of wherever the fuck she’s got….

Without Jessica Simpson’s tits, or her pervert homosexual Pastor dad, she’d still be in Texas working at a Chicken restaurant as a waitress. But instead she’s all hollywood, she’s even been a guest on Saturday Night Live….a hero to some really…

The highlight of my week last week was JESSICA SIMPSON’S EXPLODING TITTY EXPLODING – CLICK TO SEE – IT IS WORTH IT

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2008

27

Feb

Ashlee Simpson on American Idol of the Day

Here is a video from last night’s American Idol where some dancing queen claims to have been in a punk band when he was in the ninth grade. That’s when I realized motherfucker was actually Ashlee Simpson trying to revitalize her career from another angle.

Unfortunately she still sucks, even when she’s dressed like her boyfriend and pretending to be gay, but at least she’s still punk rock or at least claims that she is and that’s gotta count for something because if you believe it long enough, other people will start to also…..

You know, fuck the establishment while competing on candy coated TV shows, in hopes of landing another record deal that will surely have you singing garbage pop songs that every radio station puts on fucking repeat…polluting my brain and making me want to jump in front of traffic because nothing’s more punk rock than that…..Except for maybe wearing make-up and moving to the basement at your mom’s suburban house.

The good news is that this is not actually Ashlee Simpson so we don’t have to worry about that whore getting more airplay, because she can’t really sing well enough to get on American Idol, which in itself is pretty insulting, so I guess it’s it’s back to stickin’ the strap on in her bisexual boyfriends ass.

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