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2016

11

Feb

Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bra of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on with Ashley Benson’s face, but yes, you’re a dude and you’re thinking “who’s looking at her face”…because you’re basic…

You see, because her claim is being 10-15 pounds overweight, so not that offensively fat, like a Kate Upton who’s tits you have to question when set against her massive back, in a “are these tits worth all that comes with it, maybe I’d prefer a smaller tit on a smaller body”….

Where as Benson is more the “she’s young, on a hit show, has a big following, and looks like most 20 year olds I meet in a Bar”….

But that face, there’s something weird about it, like it is elongated, or she has fillers, or is growing still…and not quite the cute face it was in Springbreakers…and I wonder how that happens…growing up, hormones, who knows…but it’s weird….but at least she still has tits to stuff into a push-up bra…and that’s all that matters.

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2016

10

Feb

Ashley Benson in Health Magazine of the DAy

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I’ve been making fun of Ashley Benson and her extreme fame for as long as I known she’s existed, because she’s consistently been 15 pounds overweight, which isn’t entirely obese but if it is what you call Hollywood fat…and with a huge audience she has a responsiblity to be fit, with a lot of Pretty Little Liar famous as fuck money she can hire the best trainers and chefs…so the only excuse is lazy.

I like that her team has decided to rebrand her as a fit and healthy person, despite looking sloppy as fuck, because just yesterday SHE WAS DOING FITNESS ON HER SOCIAL

Today she’s doing Health Magazine…seems like some weird Hollywood wizardry…trying to trick us into thinking she’s just muscular or some shit…

It’s coming at us from left field…

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2016

09

Feb

Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day

I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas…

The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right..

I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight.

I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts.

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Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy..

Here she is for Flaunt magazine:

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2016

29

Jan

Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day

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I don’t know…but something weird is going on with Ashley Benson, and that could just be whatever the fuck is going on with her hair, looking like she’s starting to lose it, either by the compulsion some girls have to pull out their own hair, I dated a girl like that and it was terrifying…or maybe she, like Selena Gomez is undergoing Chemoterapy, you know it’s all the Hollywood rage, up on some trendy milk it for press, it’s more interesting than vagina slips, you get more compassion or some shit…because this girl looks fucking horrible…

I mean she’s skinnier than she was, which I guess is the upside of drug addiction, AIDS and cancer treatment. Always look on the bright side…

But she looks fucking Horrible, not that she was ever that great, but she is famous and has fat tits, and that counts for something…or in her case everything…because when the tits aren’t out…all I see is a weirdly shaped monster…

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Maybe it’s just a false alarm…unless this isn’t her, because the girl in a bikini top with no defined chin, mocking wheelchair access to the pool….because they are spoiled rich cunts…who may be her…isn’t quite as vile to look at…

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HEre’s some bikini:

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2016

06

Jan

Ashley Benson Acknowledges What I’ve Been Saying All Along of the Day

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I’ve been calling Ashley Benson fat since I first saw her in Spring Breakers, where I said “Shit, they really went authentic on this one, in a little cinema verite, rocking’ chubby thick college girls in shorts that are too short for her, because that’s what college girls look like”….

I’m old school, and feel like her “size 2” is a walmart size 2, they call them vanity sizes, like Jessica Simpson at her fattest was a size 3, bullshit..

People actually get mad at me for calling this one fat, but apparently Hollywood feels the same way as me…and so does Ashley Benson…

“I was just told I was too fat for a part. I’m a size 2! I cried for 30 minutes, but then you have to let it roll off your shoulders or it could cause a serious eating disorder. A lot of people in this industry hear they need to lose weight more times than they should. It does make you stronger, though. Because if you let that affect you. You can’t be in this industry, you’d go crazy.”

But she’s a new generation, social justice warrior, who is body positive and will fight the evil that is health and fitness and celebrate the donut like she was Kate Upton….

I’d still fuck her big tits because I know that big tits come with sloppy legs…and sloppy everything else…

I am into these randomly famous from a popular show young girls…but more importantly, I guess I want to say, I told you so…

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2015

30

Dec

The Cast of Pretty Little Liars Slutty Update of the Day

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I don’t watch Pretty Little Liars , but I know it’s a popular show and the girls on the show, have a pretty massive fan base, because I run a blog about these celebrity model bitches, even if I don’t give a fuck and I don’t participate in the scene…or digest their bullshit content…I am too busy sexting…

What I do know is that chubby Ashley Benson’s Got Cleavage of the Day that she was showing off in a photoshoot, and that you can stare at because you like cleavage…even on chubby chicks, especially when they are photoshopped and in black and white so you don’t see anything vile….

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I also know that Canadian Shay Mitchell in a Bikini of the Day because she’s got a rocking fucking body, and she wants the world to see it, and talk about it, outside of Pretty Little Liars character, since she’s at that pivotal moment of not being typecast, so that she can continue to work and make money in the industry….it’s like give people jerk off material as Shay Mitchell not as the character she plays…or some shit..

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2015

22

Dec

Ashley Benson Kissing Girls and Tits of the Day

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The only reason I know who Ashley Benson is, is because she was in that Harmony Korine, Selena Gomez produced, movie Spring Breakers, where she was topless and having a threesome, making out with girls, in a pool with James Franco..

So kissing girls, is how I was introduced to this character, the chubby little college looking girl, on spring break, who turned out to be on some huge TV show, with a Huge fan base, being someone you’d want to cast in a movie that she gets naked in, but mainly because of the big chubby girl tits…something a lot of girls have…because that’s what happens with hormones in the food, laziness, computer life…

These are from her snapchats…she’s good…

Tits the Season!!

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2015

19

Nov

Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day

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Lookin’ Good….Nipples…

Here’s chubby Ashley Benson – not looking so chubby….but instead looking her best…showing off her tits….cuz this girl’s got some tits…and she’s got them tits in a sheer top for Flaunt Magazine, which I guess is still around or on the comeback tour…..

Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show… a really fucking successful TV show…that little kids actually watch even though it’s not vine…and I guess she’s avoiding being typecast, because she’s taking the hipster hustle and showing her tits…a lot…and I say at least she’s showing her tits…because tits come with being chubby…and tits make chubby ok…because coming comes to tits if you’re into tits…and who isn’t…they’re tits..

I’m a fan…of tits, and by default…of Ashley Benson…because she’s got tits…that you’ve seen before..

I wonder how many times I can say tits in a post…will this make me the top result on google for tits…I’m going with no….but I’ll be staring at Benson tits…in the meantime for the next 3 seconds…that’s all the attention span we’ve got….

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2015

04

Nov

Ashley Benson Nipples for Find Your California of the Day

I have been seeing this Find Your California content around the internet and instagram for a few months now…I just assumed it was a tourism California campaign before today, because it was instagram style pics promoting California using young, famous girls in photos…

I figured it was a better approach and a more relevant approach to California ads than that annoying commercial that I’m sure everyone has seen about California featuring all kinds of celebs saying shit like “this is my california”…including but not limited to Kim Kardashian…

Then I saw Ashley Benson nipple, and thought, I’ll google this…

It turns out that it’s actually a project some celebrity make up artist from LA started and lured some of her clients and “friends”…even though there is no such thing as friends in California…to be part of here project…that involves photoshoots and travel..and famous people…and I guess nipples because it is current…and I like to think of her as a friend to all of us…despite California not having an friends….because Ashley Benson tits are crucial to her sex appeal…and this girl is showing them off…which is more interesting than what Benson usually posts to her instagram and/or Pretty Little Liars performances…Pretty Little Liars the reason she’s so fucking famous…her tits…the reason why I care…

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2015

07

Oct

Ashley Benson is a Lion of the Day

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Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show….

People get mad when I fat shame her, when they should really take that energy and troll her comments, because men things get noticed, just ask Selena Gomez…and pretending the bitch doesn’t eat too much is just irresponsible..especially when she can hire a trainer and a chef, she makes over a million dollars a year…I know people who make 40,000 dollars a year and have a fucking trainer…

Either way, she’s cock teasing her slutty fat girl covered but still slutty cuz there is cleavage Lion costume…and you should love it..because it is a reminder of the most half naked, non slutty girl, even though all girls are slutty…thanks to the internet…

Now if only you could hire a desperate black man to poach her, so you could mount her….and live out your life dream….right…right…right…

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2015

05

Oct

Ashley Benson for Snapchat of the Day

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Everyone’s a content producer…even Ashley Benson…who is usually a puppet used and paid well by content producers….also makes her own content..that I guess her PR team doesn’t supervise, where they are trying to control her image, because they market to kids and can’t let them know she’s a slut…a slut who likes shoving corn emojis in her mouth like it was a mid western cock…as her tits are hanging out of her dress…and I appreciate it…because I am a pervert…

Here she is getting a massage…

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2015

29

Sep

Ashley Benson is Fun on Snapchat of the Day

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The best thing about social media is that these celebrities, who were historically controlled by their handlers and who only had outbursts or insane scenes to their management or publicist who would diffuse is it before it went viral because they had that kind of power…because celebrities are all these overpaid egos who have been coddled and breast fed too long by both their team who they pay and who rely on them financially, and their parents who raised a confident, delusional thing needed to win….but now, with social media, these lunatics can post whatever they want, whatever they are feeling, whatever slutty content for attention because they love attention..or even insane hate speech when drunk and not thinking…because they can…the audience has always been there is a way to talk to them directly…and I appreciate the potential damage they can do…even if all we’ve got on this babe Ashley Beson chubo cuz she eats too much:

Proof:

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Is cleavage…we can assume more crazy will come….but you’ll probably come numerous times first…you pervert…

Proof:

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2015

14

Sep

Ashley Benson in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Ashley Benson when cropped from the tits up, is pretty hot…

I think this is the general theme of Instagram…

Post your good angle, crop your good section, delete the dumpy pile of overweight shit that you can’t manage to filter out, no matter how hard you tried before going with the crop..

Instagram is a bigger lie than the push-up bra tits you bring home from the bar, only to discover A-Cups…

It’s like these trolls actually make themselves hot, not to say Benson is a troll, but she could be, I don’t know what is real or what to believe anymore…

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2015

11

Sep

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

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People actually sent me hate for calling Ashley Benson a doughy overweight celebrity, who is mainstream hipster rather than edgy hipster, and just very representative of the girls I see out and about these days, all in crop tops, all with big legs and asses and hips, in what I just assume is laziness and hormones in the food…

I think it’s safe to say, not just based on her tits, that I am right that she’s a solid 15 lbs over weight, and it’s not a bad thing to be soft, and magical, because sometimes we need soft and magical for great tits..

I also think a picture probably describes all this 15 lbs overweight far better than I can…and keep in mind haters, I just think celebrities have a certain image to uphold to inspire healthy and fit lives, I fuck girls 100s of pounds overweight if they let me, and it’s not even a fetish, I just take what I can get..

All this to say…I’m a fan….

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2015

08

Sep

Ashley Benson’s Nipples of the Day

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I posted these Ashely Benson in a bikini, looking less fat yet still busty in a bikini, than she did a few months ago, when she was more fat and still busty in a bikini…because she’s one of those not quite fat, just sloppy and soft bodied, because her focal point is her tits, and that comes stock with big tits, unless you’re a freak of nature or you have fake tits…so to like big tits, means you like soft chicks, they are one in the same…

I am not against Ashley Benson, even when I saw she could lose another 10 pounds, I still want to fuck her, so I just want to keep that clear…

Just because I say these people are overrated, talentless, trash that lucked out, doesn’t mean I don’t want to fuck them….it just means I can’t fuck them becuase my penis is broken..

That said, someone altered this pic she posted on her instagram and it looks like nipples..

We like nipples…They are what make the tit…otherwise you’re a cancer survivor or a sex doll..

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