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2015

18

May

Ashley Benson’s Snapchat of the Day

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This just in….Ashley Benson has snapchat…She also has tits…and I guess the two have come together…in this glorious moment that would be more impressive if she wasn’t 10 pounds overweight..and if I had never seen her topless in Spring Breakers and in paparazzi pics…but the world…with their 15 second attention span…probably appreciates this…

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2015

13

May

Ashley Benson’s Back Finds California of the Day

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Ashley Benson is very famous because she’s on some kid’s show that I’ve never seen but think has some Degrassi feel, without the Drake, that talks about real high school issues like herpes, fucking older dudes off the internet, getting your morning after pill, and gang bangs, bisexuality, anal retaining you vagina virginity, and eating out your friends at a sleep over…because it’s 2015…

You know another 40 something, playing a 15 year old like she was Luke Perry and this was 90210..

I guess her other claim to fame was having a threesome with James Franco in Spring Breakers….in the pool…making out with Vanessa Hudgens….while grabbing at their 10 pounds too fat to be in a bikini but it’s 2015…everyone is fat…

All this to say..I like her..

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2015

23

Apr

Ashley Benson Showing Her Stomach of the Day

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Ashley Benson is the chubby pretty little liar…who was extremely famous because the show is so big amongst the tweens..but not quite as big as her belly…

I’ve never seen the pretty little liars show, I just know that looking at her instagram picture makes me feel like I am reading an maternity clothing catalog…

Maybe I’m being an asshole, but maybe Ashley Benson is the real asshole who broke free from her show, to differentiate herself, in something that was mainstream buy edgy…and that involved threesomes with James Franco and Vanessa Hudgens, all while being 10 pounds too fat…

I mean…I have expectations for tweens running around in bikinis, I don’t want to see mid 20 year old colllege grad looking girls who spent the last 4 years drinking beer, eating pizza and sucking dick..

I get it, hormones in the food…kids are fatter than they used to be…fat is in..and I guess what it really comes down to is that I actually don’t care…

You see a sloppy 20 something is better than the obese 50 something I fuck with…and the reality is that I sext with all kinds of chubby 20 year olds…and like it..but the difference between them an Ashley Benson…is that they give me the time of day while Benson is on TV….and that’s what matters…

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2015

18

Mar

Ashley Benson is Less Fat of the Day

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Ashley Benson seems to be leaning out a little bit, she’s been working at it because the internet calls her fat and like all actors, she googles herself and is affected by all you mean spirited assholes who are leaving hateful comments on her shit, she may pretend she doesn’t care and that she’s better than that, but trust me, they know everything written about them and they cry on the inside with every bite of food they take knowing they are just gonna be called fat again…

I know it is hard to tell with her short legs….something she has no control over, but all actors are short they fit into the screen better like that…

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2015

17

Feb

Ashley Benson Tits for Fashion Week of the Day

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Here’s a pretty little liar Ashley Benson, who was also trying to legitimize herself being in Spring BReakers, even thought Pretty Little Liars is one of the biggest shows on TV, not that I’ve ever seen it…I’m not a creep who tries to follow the trials and tribulations of teenage sluts talking about sex, especially when they are in their 20s…I prefer dealing with real life 20 somethings and their slut behaviors, sexual deviance…and all the fucked up shit that happens when you grow up on hardcore porn…I mean these girls are next level dirty..so dirty that Ashely Benson tits, or really anything she’s done in movies, is some Disney shit, and not Disney in the back office where the kids are raped by the weirdo rich people dark…but the fluffy candy coated fake shit…but I’ll still look at her tits…cuz tits are ok….

Here are her pics…

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If you don’t like that, then here’s a pic of her co-star and girl she is probably jealous of named Shay Mitchell, who has ethnic ambiguity on her side…showing some leg….

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2015

06

Feb

Ashley Benson for FHM of the Day

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I’ve been doing this a long time and I am an alcoholic, so I get pretty confused as to whether I’ve seen these pictures before or not. It’s like my memory shot, coupled with not giving a fuck about chubby Ashley Benson, who is very famous in some circles, like Instagram, thanks to instagram being a fucking lie, but more importantly, thanks to her being on a very popular show…

I think she’s most interesting when fucking in a threesome for Harmony Korine, but even that wasn’t so hot…but it was good enough…like this pics for FHM UK…that you’ve probably already seen before…they are good enough…

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2015

12

Jan

Ashley Benson’s Workout of the Day

Ashley Benson is working out, and I like to think it has to do with me making fun of her calling her chubby…

Her high level of fame, but limited level of opportunities to escape her Pretty Little Liars typecast, and move into actual substantial films, unless being the chubby girl in Spring Breakers who has a threesome with James Franco is breaking out of the mould, which I guess it is, but that would have been much better if she was 10 pounds lighter….

I mean she’s famous, she’s got money, she can afford a trainer and a cook to control her eating, there is no excuse for her to be out of shape other than lazy…anyway, it’s a new year, and it’s a perfect time for fitness…

Sure I know she has no idea I exist, and my cyber bullying has nothing to do with her in this upside down, erotic enough stance…that I would take advantage of, seeing as she’s retrained, sweaty and ready to be brought to as close of an orgasm as possible, before pulling away and not letting her reach orgasm…because that’s how I punish women…But let me think my life matters more than it does…thanks.

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2014

30

Dec

Ashley Benson’s In Bed Selfie of the Day

Ashley Benson, from Pretty Little Liars and Springbreakers fame…who has been naked for the paparazzi, if you just google, posted an in bed selfie where she pretended to be sleeping, even though she managed to snap off this silly pic, something people who are actually sleeping can’t do, because they are sleeping, but I figure you might as well take the opportunity to use this as inspiration for your masturabtion, because sleeping girls can’t say no to you cumming on their faces while they sleep….

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2014

22

Dec

Ashley Benson’s Skinny Legs of the Day

Ashley Benson is some willing to get naked, at least when suntanning, or in Hollywood movies, to break free from being the typecast teen starlet from some teen show that I’ve never seen but that is apparently pretty important because millions of people watch it….and I am all for that behavior…

I used to hate on her for being fat, I just couldn’t get why someone who was making money being on TV, who wanted to be the sex object, was still late night eating and not working with trainers…it’s like get fit girl…that’s what you need to do to be hot…Hollywood is a vain place and we have expectations…

Well it looks like she took my cyber bullying to heart, because you know she reads this site #googlealerts herself when I post her….and with all successful bullying comes results…whether suicide because they are too weak or well…weightloss…it’s still results…I like results.

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2014

29

Sep

Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell Kissing of the Day

I guess lesbianism is a real problem facing America these days. You know targeting our hormonally fucked up women through pornography that is more erotic than the hetero counterpart – giving them the need to eat or be eaten by each other – since it is cool and fun and experimental – and socially accepted… I mean just yesterday I saw hot lesbians in action – it’s trendy – it’s fashionable…scary, mean lesbians of the past probably still exist, but babes are filling the fucking lesbian stereotype and I dig it – since girls aren’t fucking me anyway, they might as well not be fucking any dudes – but rather other girls..

Anyway – I guess Pretty Little Liars, takes on real life teen issues like it was GLEE…addressing that Lesbian urges with your friends exist..

And I guess it wasn’t as big of a deal as when Ellen came out on TV…but it still happened…between Ashley Benson and her Co-Star Shy Mitchell..

It’d be more exciting if she lesbian kissed like she TANNED …Topless

It’d be more exciting if she didn’t fuck a girl in Spring Breakers

But it still happened – and I’m reporting it – because my life is pathetic.

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2014

08

Sep

Ashley Benson’s “Alleged” Nude Pics of the Day

A few weeks ago the paparazzi got a bunch of pictures of Ashley Benson topless…meaning that if these pics are close ups of her and her tits in some self shot nude leaks you can assume was either part of the hack last week, that normally I would avoid posting, because I don’t need legal issues, and more importantly, that I don’t need to exploit girls who are being exploited no matter how rich and famous they are…but since she’s already open and free with her big old tits, I don’t mind posting, because these are PG 13…and remind me that celebrities lack a lot of flavor when it comes to sexting. The no name, everyday girls, who sext me on the regular do a far better job of it…and they don’t have teams of people or spend days in front of the camera, reminding me of a little life lesson I learned long ago…girls who think they are hotter than they are, put little effort in making me come…

Now, I don’t know how legit these are, but I guess if I get a lawyer’s letter – we’ll know the truth.

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2014

04

Sep

Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day

Ashley Benson’s biggest flaw is her love for Burritos. I mean she’s so fucking into the fuckers that she’s posting pics of her with one like they are on some romantic getaway in Europe. Normally girls don’t eat in public and pretend that they are stuffed after eating a baby carrot, so this kind of behavior is clearly fucking reckless, especailly when I’ve seen her topless, half naked, in bikinis, and all that other good stuff that clearly outlines how she’s a solid 10 pounds too fat…10 pounds she’d lose if she didn’t have romantic love affairs with burritos…the whole thing…quite disappointing…where has our world gone that makes girls think it’s ok to not only eat, but promote eating…I mean maybe I’m just old school and from an era of eating disorders…where the only people posing with food would be those who didn’t actually eat food, just to spin their starving themselves to death storyline…chubby girls loving food because their parents sold them off to the entertainment industry and food is the only thing that feels like a hug to them…isn’t cute, unless you’re into stuffers, which is a fetish that involves watching fat girls eat and eat to get fatter and fatter, which I am not….

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2014

22

Aug

Naked Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario of the Day

Ashley Benson and her “friend” who I guess is on the same publicity stunt train as Ashley Benson – decided to post this fully nude running pic, bare ass and all, and I love it.

More people need to be posting nudity on Instagram, especially hugely famous people like Ashley Benson, because they are paving the way for perverts like me to have stuff to masturbate to, and for exhibitionist hipster girls to post all their nude pics -because thanks to selfies – nude pics are trendy, the future, what all the influencers are doing…and non nude pics are frowned upon in the cool circles…

Meaning…

More and more nudity will happen and the oppressive big brothers on social media sites who are trying to control us will LOSE….

It blows my mind that people can’t post nipple pics, asshole pics, all kinds of pics on whatever the fuck they want to post them on. Censorship is so archaic.

That said, I prefer Ashley Benson, who isn’t really famous to me, but who is apparently HUGELY FAMOUS to the rest of the world, thanks to her show…when she’s photoshopped like this, because the real Ashley Benson is sloppy…which is why I am more into her topless pics…like when she was topless HERE -because that’s usually the better angle for sloppy girls…and as far as I’m concerned – it’s her best work yet…not that she actually works.

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2014

19

Aug

Springbreakers Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson…did the ice bucket challenge…

I can’t figure out if this is erotic, or cute, or funny, or annoying, but I can say that I like little hairy monkey Vanessa Hudgens better than Benson, and I like Benson better topless, and I like both of them better when they were in Spring Breakers together having a threesome in a pool, which I guess is a better version of them being wet…for charity, or really for anything…especially when in another language…

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2014

13

Aug

Ashley Benson Does Pool Apparel Proper of the Day

Ashley Benson wore this outfit to the pool. I assume she’s got wind that people are making fun of her for being chubby – too chubby for bikini…and she decided the only way to do the pool is in this fat girl bathing suit that covers her up – while wearing a wig, like a crazy person because that’s what “artists” do…

I prefer when she’s TANNING TOPLESS …topless is always a better look…no matter who the girl is.

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