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2014

25

Mar

Ashley Benson on Set of a Photoshoot of the Day

Ashley Benson was one of the fat chicks in a bikini in Spring Breakers. I don’t really remember the movie because it was boring, uneventful, garbage that may have made 100 million dollars, but that still fucking sucked and that couldn’t be jerked off to, despite the Disney Stars being in threesomes…threesomes I think the Ashley Benson, who I had never heard of before the movie, but who is apparently, on some sexed up hit TV show for kids, and is hugely famous…but who I know exists now, and for that I am not a better person…these are some instagram pics from some photoshoot that aren’t hot.

To see some paparazzi pics of her that aren’t that interesting – CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Jan

Ashley Benson Walkin’ Around in Short Shorts of the Day

Ashely Benson is the chubby girl from Springbreakers who was in her bikini, had the tits, and who I think had the threesome scene with one of the other Disney starlets because she likes attention and that had the most impact..

She’s also hugely popular on some show for tweens that I never really heard of or watched because I am not that creepy…I am more creepy in a hiding in the bushes kind of way…or staring at girls after asking them to let me watch them masturbate…but not creepy in watching shows targeted to young girls to be up to speed on young people issues…so that I can have something to talk to them about at Starbucks when I see them studying…

I saw THESE PAPRAZZI PICS of her in short enough shorts, and assumed that they were staged…you know put on knowing the paparazzi was called…and after cross referencing her instagram, I think I was right, because why else would she have posted her shorts there too…I mean maybe she really likes these shorts…but I think she’s more into liking the attention…

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2014

28

Jan

Ashley Benson does Cosmo of the Day

I used to think that Ashley Benson was another one of those Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens type girl who doesn’t get paid very much, but worked for Disney making her easy to hire because Disney puts these girls through the ringer, telling them repeatedly that they are lucky to be there, and to smile harder, because millions of other girls would pay to be in their place, and this is the happiest place on earth factory so be fucking happy, don’t be a bratty cunt…only more low level…

I saw Spring Breakers and saw she was just as doughy as those girls, it’s some new generation, rappers like thick girls, fast food is the source of booty situations…and realized…I have no real opinion of her…she’s just sort of there…before hitting her instagram and seeing she’s on some slutty teen show all the teens masturbate to…based sex and bad high school behavior and realized she’s actually an icon…which I guess is why Cosmo is doing a photoshoot with her…that would be better if it was Hustler…or 18 and spread while being eaten out by old italian men like she was a slice of fucking pizza….it’s a niche magazine…

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2014

07

Jan

Ashley Benson’s Bra Pic for Instagram

I don’t know if anyone cares about Ashley Benson, the chubby girl from the movie Spring Breakers, who I assume may have been on something else prior to Spring Breakers, and who is probably on something now other that Spring Breakers, because that’s what working actors do…they work…but I will also assume that she’s missing the attention she was getting this time last year, because why else would she put up some bra pic, showing off her tits, in what has to be a “Hey look I still have tits, please look people, I need THUMBS UPS and LIKES, they make me feel validated and like I matter….”….

But I could be wrong. Maybe she just likes titty pics and it has nothing to do with fans liking her pics…that’s why she posted it to instagram…

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2013

10

Dec

Ashley Benson in her Panties on Set of the Day

Ashley Benson is some slob in panties…who pretends she is too good for Hollywood and above that whole thing, but she’ll whore herself out for any movie role or attention, by posting herself in panties, looking barely hot, but still in panties, while she films another movie, because I guess being one of the fat nobodies from Spring Breakers who was in her bikini despite being 20 pounds overweight opens all kinds of doors…

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2013

05

Dec

Ashley Benson Bikini of Instagram of the Day

If you saw Spring Breakers, you will know that Ashley Benson is a bit of a fat chick who isn’t shy about getting into a bikini because compared to the average girl, that’s to the American Diet, she’s skinny and thanks to the feedback she got from her bikini work, she probably thinks she belongs in a bikini cuz that’s what people want from her…however…she posted this to instagram and it’s clearly a secret internet fatty move…lying on her stomach and hiding her body cuz her face doesn’t look like it’s retaining water yet…

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2013

11

Nov

Ashley Benson’s Strategic Bikini Posing of the Day

I guess Ashley Benson saw her performance in Spring Breakers and realized if she’s going to post pics in a bikini, she better be lying on her belly, cuz no one wants to see that shit…but tits…tits we’re okay with..

Good job girl…keep up the good fame whoring…

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2013

26

Sep

Ashley Benson Cameltoe and Fat in Leggings of the DAy

These hips don’t lie, but they fucking should…

Ashley Benson is one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who decided that instead of getting fit, after being humiliated on the big screen for 50,000 dollars, by broadcasting body, like the other bitches in the movie, she decided to emotionally eat her way through it…and really we can’t blame her, high fructose corn syrup and GMOs, and hormones in the food coupled with marketing to her as a kid, getting her hooked on sugar and fast foods, did….

I guess we should give her some credit for the camel toe, but I think it’s safe to say that the camel toe is just because she’s squeezing into a medium, unable to accept she’s a large…

I am sure this will be hot to at least one of you….with a Kelly Clarkson fetish…

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2013

09

Sep

Ashley Benson Fat Titty in Some Bikini Pics of the Day

Ashley Benson doesn’t interest me…she was the fat girl in Spring Breakers, and I appreciated her effort in wearing a bikini the entire movie, to having a threesome scene with Vanessa Hudgens, at least I think she had the Threesome scene with Vanessa Hudges, all those little Disney Porkers kinda looked the same in the movie, a movie that was necessary for them to reinvent themselves as serious actors who have tits and pussies and aren’t just some giant plush mascot for an evil empire…which to some is probably hotter…than being titties and pussies…because some people are weird…

Well Benson, is showing off her fat tit for the internet, because I guess she wants you to look at how she’s heavier on one side than the other…and I think it’s worth staring at in trying to understand it…at least that’s what you can tell you boss when he catches you staring at it…not that you have a boss, you unemployed hurt bag.

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2013

16

Aug

Ashley Benson had a Rough Workout of the Day

In case you were wondering, Ashley Benson, a girl you’ve probably never heard of, unless you saw Spring Breakers, which you probably did, because you have a thing for all the Disney Stars that were in it, since you felt like you had a romantic relationship with them, seeing as you watched them all grow up…and by watched I mean masturbated to them all while they were growing up…now all legal in fat in bikinis…well she’s the one who had a threesome with the other one…trying to break free and be edgy so people take her seriously as an actor…well apparently, she had a real rough workout….but not a good enough workout to be wearing little booty shorts…which is really the only kind of workout I care about, but I’ll post it anyway.

Too bad she’s not hot.

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2013

15

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Slutty Photoshoot Continues of the Day

Ashley Benson is still milking this bad girl, Spring Breakers bullshit, because it is the only thing that put her on the fucking map….only this time she’s doing it for fashion magazine Nylon, that at one point in time was edgy, kinda like Harmony Korine…but I am sure this bitch doesn’t know that…She’s just milking the candy-coated, corporate and commercial version of those things, now that they have one thing in mind and that’s monetization…it’s the key to ruining anything that had anything good to offer the world…but at least they have her simulating sucking dick, even if this kind of behavior, as Miley always reminds us, is the new Disney behavior…thanks to people like Lohan who have made DUI’s and drug addictions the norm….and I’m not complaining, because the more sluts the merrier…I mean get them in when they are young, make crotchless panties the new top 40 and sign me the fuck up…

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2013

13

Aug

Ashley Benson Slutting Out for Nylon of the Day

Ashley Benson is one of the fat chicks from Disney who was in her bikini for Spring Breakers…because I guess that’s just the way genetically modified food, hormone in the food, special chemicals in the Disney craft services food, too much sugar in the food, new generation mutant girls are built. You know from food companies trying to save money to mass produce shit, to poultry induced puberty, to Disney wanting their bitches to stay 15 forever, they are just a fucking mess…a half naked hormonal mess that knows being slutty gets her boring ass noticed and getting noticed makes her money….and that’s why she’ posting this preview to her NYLON shoot that looks like the intro to a Snuff film, which I am sure a lot of you freaks are into….so I’m posting it.

To see pics of her in a shitty see through shirt CLICK HERE

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2013

26

Jul

Ashley Benson Mocks Amanda Bynes for Instagram of the Day


This cunt Ashley Benson is trying to mock the ever amazing talent that is Amanda Bynes, the Disney Star I consider my Spirit Animal…

I guess this is what you do when you don’t fucking matter. You know when you’re jealous that a crazy bitch is getting more airtime than you. You know when people don’t know you exist or care what you post on the internet…all desperate for attention, trying to get people to like or look at your pics now that Springbreakers hype has died down and people are over your dumpy chubby body in a bikini…useless slut…I mean even if she was in a sex tape, people wouldn’t care. She’d be out sold by Farrah Abraham, and that’s a fate worse than death, or working the Starbucks counter at 45…same thing…

This, Kick her while she’s down. #cyberbully shit, just isn’t funny. It’s actually pathetic and makes me angry. It makes me feel the need to defend Amanda Bynes’ honor, and make an example of this Benson cunt, you know really destroy her at her soul, cuz Hollywood goes through these girls like they go through abortions, since no one uses condoms, and girls like this are a dime a dozen, and it’s just a matter of time before she falls off into crazy…only difference is that no one will care when she does…

The funny thing in all this is not that girls are cunts to each other, all jealous of each other, we already knew that…the funny thing is that that she didn’t even get her bad joke right…

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2013

03

Jul

Ashley Benson in her Bikini Top of the Day


If you want to see Ashley Benson in a bikini, showing off her body that is not all that great, which is probably why she’s only showing off from the base of the titty up in her instagram pics, you can always rent Springbreakers, the shittiest movie of the last 5 years, where all the girls looked like shit…even though it had the most hype around it, all because it attempted to show Disney Stars sluttier in movies than we are used to, which isn’t that hard, considering prior to Spring Breakers, the sluttiest any of them got was eating fucking ice cream cones or pretending to have sex with Beiber, except for that Vanessa Hudgens slut, that one got naked in horribly planned, 5 o’clock shadow nudes that were about as erotic as a doctor’s exam, and not even a good doctor’s exam…

They were some Christian friendly shit and now they are this…and I don’t find it interesting, cuz once you go slutty, bikini clad, having threesomes, you never go back, you can only go forward, meaning these pics should be her gaping asshole…it’s what makes sense…bikini tops are just too fucking Disney for this one…

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2013

29

Apr

Ashley Benson’s Busty and Tanning in Cancun of the Day

Spring Breaker Ashley Benson is pulling a Tara Reid and taking her movie character of being part of the perpetual, bikini clad, vacation party, and turning it into real fucking life, because here she is in Cancun, the gateway to a life filled with traveling the world, doing drugs, dancing half naked, and pretty much having an awesome existence, until she turns 40 and realizes she’s fucking 40.

Or maybe, she’s just on vacation, but why Cancun, America’s college frat sewer, filled with shitty hotels, shitty parties, and date rape.

She’s got money now, she could be anywhere, but she chooses here.

I guess the real question is why I’m analyzing the travel plans of some low level celebrity, who wasn’t even that great in her dirty bikini for Spring Breakers, and she wasn’t even great in her threesome scene, because the movie was ultimately not great….when I should just be lookin at her bikini pics….cuz she looks better now than she did then….and I guess I’m into self improvement as long as that self improvement is about her bikini body.

Seriously, them titties are hot.

Here’s her keek.

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