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2014

29

Sep

Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell Kissing of the Day

I guess lesbianism is a real problem facing America these days. You know targeting our hormonally fucked up women through pornography that is more erotic than the hetero counterpart – giving them the need to eat or be eaten by each other – since it is cool and fun and experimental – and socially accepted… I mean just yesterday I saw hot lesbians in action – it’s trendy – it’s fashionable…scary, mean lesbians of the past probably still exist, but babes are filling the fucking lesbian stereotype and I dig it – since girls aren’t fucking me anyway, they might as well not be fucking any dudes – but rather other girls..

Anyway – I guess Pretty Little Liars, takes on real life teen issues like it was GLEE…addressing that Lesbian urges with your friends exist..

And I guess it wasn’t as big of a deal as when Ellen came out on TV…but it still happened…between Ashley Benson and her Co-Star Shy Mitchell..

It’d be more exciting if she lesbian kissed like she TANNED …Topless

It’d be more exciting if she didn’t fuck a girl in Spring Breakers

But it still happened – and I’m reporting it – because my life is pathetic.

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2014

08

Sep

Ashley Benson’s “Alleged” Nude Pics of the Day

A few weeks ago the paparazzi got a bunch of pictures of Ashley Benson topless…meaning that if these pics are close ups of her and her tits in some self shot nude leaks you can assume was either part of the hack last week, that normally I would avoid posting, because I don’t need legal issues, and more importantly, that I don’t need to exploit girls who are being exploited no matter how rich and famous they are…but since she’s already open and free with her big old tits, I don’t mind posting, because these are PG 13…and remind me that celebrities lack a lot of flavor when it comes to sexting. The no name, everyday girls, who sext me on the regular do a far better job of it…and they don’t have teams of people or spend days in front of the camera, reminding me of a little life lesson I learned long ago…girls who think they are hotter than they are, put little effort in making me come…

Now, I don’t know how legit these are, but I guess if I get a lawyer’s letter – we’ll know the truth.

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2014

04

Sep

Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day

Ashley Benson’s biggest flaw is her love for Burritos. I mean she’s so fucking into the fuckers that she’s posting pics of her with one like they are on some romantic getaway in Europe. Normally girls don’t eat in public and pretend that they are stuffed after eating a baby carrot, so this kind of behavior is clearly fucking reckless, especailly when I’ve seen her topless, half naked, in bikinis, and all that other good stuff that clearly outlines how she’s a solid 10 pounds too fat…10 pounds she’d lose if she didn’t have romantic love affairs with burritos…the whole thing…quite disappointing…where has our world gone that makes girls think it’s ok to not only eat, but promote eating…I mean maybe I’m just old school and from an era of eating disorders…where the only people posing with food would be those who didn’t actually eat food, just to spin their starving themselves to death storyline…chubby girls loving food because their parents sold them off to the entertainment industry and food is the only thing that feels like a hug to them…isn’t cute, unless you’re into stuffers, which is a fetish that involves watching fat girls eat and eat to get fatter and fatter, which I am not….

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2014

22

Aug

Naked Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario of the Day

Ashley Benson and her “friend” who I guess is on the same publicity stunt train as Ashley Benson – decided to post this fully nude running pic, bare ass and all, and I love it.

More people need to be posting nudity on Instagram, especially hugely famous people like Ashley Benson, because they are paving the way for perverts like me to have stuff to masturbate to, and for exhibitionist hipster girls to post all their nude pics -because thanks to selfies – nude pics are trendy, the future, what all the influencers are doing…and non nude pics are frowned upon in the cool circles…

Meaning…

More and more nudity will happen and the oppressive big brothers on social media sites who are trying to control us will LOSE….

It blows my mind that people can’t post nipple pics, asshole pics, all kinds of pics on whatever the fuck they want to post them on. Censorship is so archaic.

That said, I prefer Ashley Benson, who isn’t really famous to me, but who is apparently HUGELY FAMOUS to the rest of the world, thanks to her show…when she’s photoshopped like this, because the real Ashley Benson is sloppy…which is why I am more into her topless pics…like when she was topless HERE -because that’s usually the better angle for sloppy girls…and as far as I’m concerned – it’s her best work yet…not that she actually works.

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2014

19

Aug

Springbreakers Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson…did the ice bucket challenge…

I can’t figure out if this is erotic, or cute, or funny, or annoying, but I can say that I like little hairy monkey Vanessa Hudgens better than Benson, and I like Benson better topless, and I like both of them better when they were in Spring Breakers together having a threesome in a pool, which I guess is a better version of them being wet…for charity, or really for anything…especially when in another language…

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2014

13

Aug

Ashley Benson Does Pool Apparel Proper of the Day

Ashley Benson wore this outfit to the pool. I assume she’s got wind that people are making fun of her for being chubby – too chubby for bikini…and she decided the only way to do the pool is in this fat girl bathing suit that covers her up – while wearing a wig, like a crazy person because that’s what “artists” do…

I prefer when she’s TANNING TOPLESS …topless is always a better look…no matter who the girl is.

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2014

08

Aug

Ashley Benson Still On Set of the Day

Ashley Benson is a bit of a dump truck of a girl from Spring Breakers, but she’s very famous to young people and I guess that’s the market you want to be famous in, since they are the fucking future, as depressing or scary as that may be, if you’ve ever talked to a young person, you’ll get what I am saying…we are doomed. They are retards..

That said, I am not against Ashely Benson, she’s just a little on the chunky side and I don’t’ really get why she doesn’t just watch what she eats and maybe work out a little – it’s not like a fucking crazy formula to get fit…

She’s rich and has access to trainers and should probably quit fucking around…even if she still get cast in movies dressed in panties…like this…

I am a firm believer that her best work was TOPLESS SUNBATHING

I’m not hating her…she could just do better….



TO SEE THE REST OF THE ON SET PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

05

Aug

Ashley Benson Hot on Set of an Adam Sandler Movie of the Day

Ashley Benson is making movies….it’s for some Adam Sandler production because Adam Sandler has the ability to produce real fucking shit that makes a lot of money for everyone involved – since Hollywood is a real fucking scam…

Apparently, she’s making real waves (with her legs) in this new role…at least that’s what her ass and thighs are telling me as she runs…it’s like a fucking Tsunami up in that red jump suit…and here is the pic…

Close Up

The good news is that her tits are tits…and exist…

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2014

24

Jul

Ashley Benson at the Hardware Store of the Day

Ashley Benson went to the hardware store…and some motherfucker went nuts with their iPhone and sold the pics to the paparazzi…or maybe this was the paparazzi that followed her into the hardware store…because seeing a dumpy bitch by tools, or supplies, to hang her fucking paintings in her million dollar home is erotic to them…it’s like she could hire someone to do it for her, but she’s normal, since 90 percent of people I talk to would have no fucking clue who she is, since Pretty Little Liars….reaches the demographic that kids and perverts who like kids are into…

That said, I prefer when she’s tanning topless and the paparazzi get creepy pics…to hardware store creepy pics…even if nothing she does is that exciting…even starring in a much anticipated movie last year…wearing nothing but a bikini..didn’t get her viral..maybe she just needs to spend less time on home improvement and more time doing sit-ups…

The girls in hardware stores I like are in short shorts, construction boots, crop tops and trying to get me to buy nails…this girl in a hardware store looks like a pregnant miserable welfare mom looking for supplies to make her nursery….up on some gender bending lesbian bullshit…it’s not cute…

This kind of paparazzi shit – makes me laugh…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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