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2015

04

Sep

Ashley Benson’s in a Bikini on Snapchat of the Day

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People get made when I call Ashley Benson chubby…

That said, Ashley Benson is chubby…

Maybe not in normal person standards, like the girl next door you jerk off to when she’s in a bikini may be fatter.

But this is Hollywood, crazy famous, on a massive show, Ashley Benson…..and if we ignore the current leaders acting from Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence, to the Fat AUstralian, who Ashley Benson is clearly not as fat as…and if we ignore girls we fuck who are not hollywood…I think we can all agree…or you can just complain about me calling some girl fat while looking at her snapchat pics..

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2015

03

Sep

Ashley Benson’s Day 2 in a Bikini of teh Day

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Ashley Benson was in a bikini yesterday, and since I’m a basic bitch, I have decided, despite my protest, to do a #TBT post, because this happened, like most pictures posted on the site, prior to me posting them, I mean I guess everything in life is a #TBT even posting this, because it happened already….my mind is blown…fucked…but I’m not fucked…but wouldn’t mind being fucked…by chubby AShley Benson’s big tits…because in the last few months, I’ve been dying for a fat girl with big tits to smother me with said tits…

Sure, you’ll argue that she’s not fat, and that all girls look like this now, and they kind of do, thanks food production of the 2000s for that….

But I’m from the 70s, and this shit, is big girl, and big girls, even when celebrated and seen as normal because everyone around them, must still be treated like big girls…and that means…booty callled at 3 am drunk…for the tits…

That’s all for now on this…maybe we can do a #TBT on Friday with Day 3 of her bikini…

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2015

02

Sep

Ashley Benson’s Bikini Snapchat of the Day

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Ashley Benson is silly famous. She’s also a good 15 to 20 pounds overweight so she knows to show off her fat girl tits in bikini, or while tanning topless, because it’s better than the other options…and apparently he uses snapchat to do it, because that’s where the real grimy shit goes down when it comes to social media…it’s where girls feel comfortable doing very naked things and even very pornographic things to themselves…so girls feel free to add me to snapchat “drunkstepfather”…I won’t show off tit like Ashley Benson…but you can…and I’ll masturbate to it….because that’s how I socialize…

These should be more hardcore…

Oh look she was on instagram too…what a little busty, chubby, self promoter!

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I guess…if it’s not a sex tape, or more topless pics, who really cares…snapchat could be used so much better…

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2015

25

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Vintage Ass Flash of the Day

Ashley Benson posted her ass flash in a pair of what may be black panties…while climbing on rocks…in what I guess is her being full of action and adventure…on some great expedition…that is probably the most fitness she’s ever had in her life…and possibly the last time she broke a sweat…at least based on her doughy looking face and tits…

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My favorite part of what is her best work on screen is her cunty, angry, spoiled brat sounding “stop filming”…the kind of video you find of an ex girlfriend that reminds you want you killed the bitch and buried her in the basement / got broken up with by her when she found a better man, only for you to spend the next year crying about it because you’re a fucking bitch…

But her ass in jeans isn’t that bad…

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2015

21

Aug

Ashley Benson in Some “Dope” Pants of the Day

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Ashley Benson reminds us that if you’re a bit of a thick girl, who actual thick girls will be offended you call thick, because this bitch ain’t thick, and thick is a status thing, for some reason, a reason I called it costs a lot of money to eat all that pizza…

So maybe a better word to describe her is sloppy…

Either way, big girls, sloppy girls, rocking loose fitting pants, just makes them look like a 40 year old School teacher in the 80s…

It doesn’t make them look like something I want to bury my face in, like I would normally feel about Benson and her 20 lbs of overweight I normally embrace due to her tits…

Right…..

If she was in leggings, spanx, a tight dress, tight jeans…she’s look less like a mom, and more like a latina on her way to be J.Lo’s backup dancer…

But instead she went with White Mom on the way to a job interview at walmart…

Weird….

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2015

17

Aug

Ashley Benson is Funny on Snapchat of the Day

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Chubby Ashley Benson, like other chubby girls is a comedian…using her jokes to get ahead, instead of her tits, because they’ve taken her as far as she can go….so instead she’s out making cum on her face jokes…and it is perfect…It’s like she gets it…

I generally don’t like shit, fart, girls making cum shot jokes…I just find it trashy and usually makes me not want to fuck a girl for being so lame….But today is a new day, I am feeling not so irritable, I guess my Diabetes are chilling, because for some reason, a reason I call her big tits, I am sold her being a frat boy, not cuz I’m gay and into frat boys or their initiaions, but because she’s famous….and trolling, which is what every famous person should be doing…use that fame for LOLZ…

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2015

11

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Big Lesbian Cleavage of the Day

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The nice thing about chubby girls is usually her tits, especially when clothed, because it allows the owner of them titties to strap them up in either a pus up bra, or really tight spandex tank top, that makes them tits look like they might as well be silicone, when her gunt is cropped out of the pic, which grounds us and reminds us…#cake….and #pizza….

Most girls can get big tits and great cleavage too, just start eating, never leave your house, and post strategic selfies from the right angles…and those girls who can’t get big tits by eating, but can get fat, are just despressing to look at naked…it’s like you’re fat and you don’t even have big tits, what’s your point in life…that’s right nothing…I mean nothing sexually…well that’s not true…cuz dudes love sticking their dicks in mouths, pussies and asses, and accept obesity even when it comes with small tits…because we’re a progressive society who don’t hate fat girls anymore…

Now Ashley Benson’s only obese by Hollywood terms, but I think she’s still lovely…and I would be her friend, even though I don’t believe in friendship, unless it involves taking baths together….

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2015

09

Jul

Ashley Benson Gets Restrained by Abusive Boyfriend at Disneyland of the Day

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Ashley Benson was at Disney with her crew…

I thought Disney was the happiest place on Earth? Not the place to abuse your wife, girlfriend or kids…Disney like to save that for their executives on Casting day…you know “cast the girl with the sluttiest mom”…hustle…

I mean that or…maybe…white trash husbands were forced into debt for the shitty trip, for the shitty rides, to listen to their shitty wife and kids whine all shitty day, as they spend their money on Micky Mouse bullshit..

But it looks like Ashley BEnson’s boyfriend is getting physical with her, you know “bitch, you’re too famous on instagram for my awkward looking cock, I saw how you were eying that dude who is dressed like Peter Pan, you know I’m the only faggot in your life, now let me fuck up the ass to show you I’m an alpha”…

Unless this is just new wave, tinder caliber, romance…where girls tell me how they want to be choked, spat on, and beat up to cum..making it a glimpse into Benson’s actual happy place.

Ultimately..

Who fucking cares…not her friends, they’re too busy checking their instagram…

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2015

06

Jul

Pretty Little Liars Do Fourth of July of the Day

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Here’s the Pretty Little Liars on their own respective fourt of July actiivities…and the whole thing is hardly exciting, seeing as I’ve already seen the one I want to see topless, topless, while the other ones are just overrated…especailly the Canadian one….

But as a creepy motherfucker, I must maintain updates for you assholes who are the actual creepy ones who jerk off to these teen show acting 30 year olds…

I’m more interested in jerking off to vagina pics of girls from tinder…

Shay Mitchell is So Self INvolved of the Day, it happens when you’re Canadian and think you make it thanks to an insane amount of instagram followers…

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Lucy Hale is another one from the show, and she’s in a Bikini because it’s summer…and good for hits…

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And here’s the best of the bunch, Ashley Benson, the thick one, and she’s rocking her big enough tits in a bikini, which is almost as good as when she banged Vanessa Hudgens in a pool in Spring breakers…

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2015

02

Jul

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson knows her angles, or hires a photographer as her guest on her selfie/tanning sessions, because she looks pretty fucking dope…you know a real bad bitch…you like that hip hop integration into this…maybe I should HMU, BFF, AF this post, it’s the only way to communicate with the retard youth, who amaze me as they watch VINES like a bunch of ADD moronos, while we all have access to the same amount of information, but the masses are just getting dumber and dumber, because people are lazy as fuck…proven in Ashley Benson’s regular looking body…not her bikini selfie amazingness…that is usually pretty dumpy…but not dumpy enough for me…I think she’s amazing…even if she ignores our love..AF…

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2015

25

Jun

Ashley Benson Weird Legs Mini Skirt of the Day

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I’ve been seeing a lot of pictures of girls who aren’t in very good shape, like Ashley Benson, who should be in good shape, because she’s on TV, a Hollywood Star, I mean her show is one of the biggest fucking shows on TV, and I guess she can’t be bothered with trainers and nutritionists, fuck it, people her like her the way she is…belly and big tits, and her knees looked kink in…and for some reason, all I want to do is lick her inner thigh….up to her special place…because cankly bitches are my porn…

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2015

18

May

Ashley Benson’s Snapchat of the Day

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This just in….Ashley Benson has snapchat…She also has tits…and I guess the two have come together…in this glorious moment that would be more impressive if she wasn’t 10 pounds overweight..and if I had never seen her topless in Spring Breakers and in paparazzi pics…but the world…with their 15 second attention span…probably appreciates this…

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2015

13

May

Ashley Benson’s Back Finds California of the Day

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Ashley Benson is very famous because she’s on some kid’s show that I’ve never seen but think has some Degrassi feel, without the Drake, that talks about real high school issues like herpes, fucking older dudes off the internet, getting your morning after pill, and gang bangs, bisexuality, anal retaining you vagina virginity, and eating out your friends at a sleep over…because it’s 2015…

You know another 40 something, playing a 15 year old like she was Luke Perry and this was 90210..

I guess her other claim to fame was having a threesome with James Franco in Spring Breakers….in the pool…making out with Vanessa Hudgens….while grabbing at their 10 pounds too fat to be in a bikini but it’s 2015…everyone is fat…

All this to say..I like her..

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2015

23

Apr

Ashley Benson Showing Her Stomach of the Day

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Ashley Benson is the chubby pretty little liar…who was extremely famous because the show is so big amongst the tweens..but not quite as big as her belly…

I’ve never seen the pretty little liars show, I just know that looking at her instagram picture makes me feel like I am reading an maternity clothing catalog…

Maybe I’m being an asshole, but maybe Ashley Benson is the real asshole who broke free from her show, to differentiate herself, in something that was mainstream buy edgy…and that involved threesomes with James Franco and Vanessa Hudgens, all while being 10 pounds too fat…

I mean…I have expectations for tweens running around in bikinis, I don’t want to see mid 20 year old colllege grad looking girls who spent the last 4 years drinking beer, eating pizza and sucking dick..

I get it, hormones in the food…kids are fatter than they used to be…fat is in..and I guess what it really comes down to is that I actually don’t care…

You see a sloppy 20 something is better than the obese 50 something I fuck with…and the reality is that I sext with all kinds of chubby 20 year olds…and like it..but the difference between them an Ashley Benson…is that they give me the time of day while Benson is on TV….and that’s what matters…

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2015

18

Mar

Ashley Benson is Less Fat of the Day

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Ashley Benson seems to be leaning out a little bit, she’s been working at it because the internet calls her fat and like all actors, she googles herself and is affected by all you mean spirited assholes who are leaving hateful comments on her shit, she may pretend she doesn’t care and that she’s better than that, but trust me, they know everything written about them and they cry on the inside with every bite of food they take knowing they are just gonna be called fat again…

I know it is hard to tell with her short legs….something she has no control over, but all actors are short they fit into the screen better like that…

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