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2014

22

Aug

Naked Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario of the Day

Ashley Benson and her “friend” who I guess is on the same publicity stunt train as Ashley Benson – decided to post this fully nude running pic, bare ass and all, and I love it.

More people need to be posting nudity on Instagram, especially hugely famous people like Ashley Benson, because they are paving the way for perverts like me to have stuff to masturbate to, and for exhibitionist hipster girls to post all their nude pics -because thanks to selfies – nude pics are trendy, the future, what all the influencers are doing…and non nude pics are frowned upon in the cool circles…

Meaning…

More and more nudity will happen and the oppressive big brothers on social media sites who are trying to control us will LOSE….

It blows my mind that people can’t post nipple pics, asshole pics, all kinds of pics on whatever the fuck they want to post them on. Censorship is so archaic.

That said, I prefer Ashley Benson, who isn’t really famous to me, but who is apparently HUGELY FAMOUS to the rest of the world, thanks to her show…when she’s photoshopped like this, because the real Ashley Benson is sloppy…which is why I am more into her topless pics…like when she was topless HERE -because that’s usually the better angle for sloppy girls…and as far as I’m concerned – it’s her best work yet…not that she actually works.

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2014

19

Aug

Springbreakers Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson…did the ice bucket challenge…

I can’t figure out if this is erotic, or cute, or funny, or annoying, but I can say that I like little hairy monkey Vanessa Hudgens better than Benson, and I like Benson better topless, and I like both of them better when they were in Spring Breakers together having a threesome in a pool, which I guess is a better version of them being wet…for charity, or really for anything…especially when in another language…

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2014

13

Aug

Ashley Benson Does Pool Apparel Proper of the Day

Ashley Benson wore this outfit to the pool. I assume she’s got wind that people are making fun of her for being chubby – too chubby for bikini…and she decided the only way to do the pool is in this fat girl bathing suit that covers her up – while wearing a wig, like a crazy person because that’s what “artists” do…

I prefer when she’s TANNING TOPLESS …topless is always a better look…no matter who the girl is.

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2014

08

Aug

Ashley Benson Still On Set of the Day

Ashley Benson is a bit of a dump truck of a girl from Spring Breakers, but she’s very famous to young people and I guess that’s the market you want to be famous in, since they are the fucking future, as depressing or scary as that may be, if you’ve ever talked to a young person, you’ll get what I am saying…we are doomed. They are retards..

That said, I am not against Ashely Benson, she’s just a little on the chunky side and I don’t’ really get why she doesn’t just watch what she eats and maybe work out a little – it’s not like a fucking crazy formula to get fit…

She’s rich and has access to trainers and should probably quit fucking around…even if she still get cast in movies dressed in panties…like this…

I am a firm believer that her best work was TOPLESS SUNBATHING

I’m not hating her…she could just do better….



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2014

05

Aug

Ashley Benson Hot on Set of an Adam Sandler Movie of the Day

Ashley Benson is making movies….it’s for some Adam Sandler production because Adam Sandler has the ability to produce real fucking shit that makes a lot of money for everyone involved – since Hollywood is a real fucking scam…

Apparently, she’s making real waves (with her legs) in this new role…at least that’s what her ass and thighs are telling me as she runs…it’s like a fucking Tsunami up in that red jump suit…and here is the pic…

Close Up

The good news is that her tits are tits…and exist…

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2014

24

Jul

Ashley Benson at the Hardware Store of the Day

Ashley Benson went to the hardware store…and some motherfucker went nuts with their iPhone and sold the pics to the paparazzi…or maybe this was the paparazzi that followed her into the hardware store…because seeing a dumpy bitch by tools, or supplies, to hang her fucking paintings in her million dollar home is erotic to them…it’s like she could hire someone to do it for her, but she’s normal, since 90 percent of people I talk to would have no fucking clue who she is, since Pretty Little Liars….reaches the demographic that kids and perverts who like kids are into…

That said, I prefer when she’s tanning topless and the paparazzi get creepy pics…to hardware store creepy pics…even if nothing she does is that exciting…even starring in a much anticipated movie last year…wearing nothing but a bikini..didn’t get her viral..maybe she just needs to spend less time on home improvement and more time doing sit-ups…

The girls in hardware stores I like are in short shorts, construction boots, crop tops and trying to get me to buy nails…this girl in a hardware store looks like a pregnant miserable welfare mom looking for supplies to make her nursery….up on some gender bending lesbian bullshit…it’s not cute…

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2014

10

Jul

Ashley Benson Topless of the Day

Ashley Benson is the very popular tween targeted star of some tween targeted show that I’ve heard is pretty sexed up and perverted, but wouldn’t know, because I hate tweens, and despite popular belief, I am more into girls in their 20s, with more dick sucking experience, they are more fun…even if they are always 10 pounds heavier thanks to puberty…


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Ashley Benson, is in her 20s, is 10 pounds overweight, and knows that her tits, are her best feature, which I guess is why she’s showcasing them for the paparazzi while on vacation, staging it to seem like a huge story or big deal…

Unfortunately, maybe I’m wrong in thinking this, but I’ve seen so much celebrity, actor, model tit, on the regular, that this is hardly exciting, but definitely worth looking at, because when she’s topless, her 10 pounds of chubby, seems to disappear…it’s like get this girl out of a bikini, and all of a sudden, she’s hot skinny, and better than ever…

Sure this is a publicity stunt, but one I can get behind, because it may not always lead to bigger and better things, but it always gives me tits to cross reference, when I google the bitch on her quest of bring a bigger star than she is…


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All this to say…TITS! I am not sure if they qualify as magnificent tits, because all tits are magnificent…


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2014

07

Jul

Ashley Benson Cleavage Pics of the Day

Ashley Benson is a solid 10-15 pounds overweight and the average fan or follower of hers would probably not call her fat, mainly because they are American, and fat has a whole different meaning, but I know that she knows she’s got some diet and workout and ephedrine pills to do to power through this…but in the meantime, do what the fat girls of the internet everywhere do…and that’s show some titty, because cleavage is the best distraction from GUT…

I am just surprised that with her resources, and the fact that she booked a movie that she wore a bikini 90 percent of the time, she’d be built like a pot smoking all night pizza eater…which I guess you’d want in a college chick in the apartment next door you bang when you’re drunk, but not a celebrity.

Either way, here she is pulling “fat girl trying to be sexy moves” on instagram.

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2014

02

Jul

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson is was in A BIKINI YESTERDAY and is still in Hawaii in a bikini today…on vacation…because her life is pretty rough having everything given to her, handled for her by her handlers and assistants, all while getting overpaid to be on some shitty show that is popular with the kids, which isn’t saying much because kids are dumb as fuck…you know it’s just exhausting to sit back as a lazy slop and not so much as life a finger, except when it’s to shovel food down her dumpy face…at least that’s what these pics are telling me…and I’m listening…because that’s what happens when you lose your fucking mind after realizing you’re in your 40s posting on some 22 year old slut in a bikini…

What’s wrong with me, why am I not in Hawaii fucking fat polynesian bitches for some SPAM…where did it all go wrong…I blame you.

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