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2014

10

Jul

Ashley Benson Topless of the Day

Ashley Benson is the very popular tween targeted star of some tween targeted show that I’ve heard is pretty sexed up and perverted, but wouldn’t know, because I hate tweens, and despite popular belief, I am more into girls in their 20s, with more dick sucking experience, they are more fun…even if they are always 10 pounds heavier thanks to puberty…


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Ashley Benson, is in her 20s, is 10 pounds overweight, and knows that her tits, are her best feature, which I guess is why she’s showcasing them for the paparazzi while on vacation, staging it to seem like a huge story or big deal…

Unfortunately, maybe I’m wrong in thinking this, but I’ve seen so much celebrity, actor, model tit, on the regular, that this is hardly exciting, but definitely worth looking at, because when she’s topless, her 10 pounds of chubby, seems to disappear…it’s like get this girl out of a bikini, and all of a sudden, she’s hot skinny, and better than ever…

Sure this is a publicity stunt, but one I can get behind, because it may not always lead to bigger and better things, but it always gives me tits to cross reference, when I google the bitch on her quest of bring a bigger star than she is…


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All this to say…TITS! I am not sure if they qualify as magnificent tits, because all tits are magnificent…


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2014

07

Jul

Ashley Benson Cleavage Pics of the Day

Ashley Benson is a solid 10-15 pounds overweight and the average fan or follower of hers would probably not call her fat, mainly because they are American, and fat has a whole different meaning, but I know that she knows she’s got some diet and workout and ephedrine pills to do to power through this…but in the meantime, do what the fat girls of the internet everywhere do…and that’s show some titty, because cleavage is the best distraction from GUT…

I am just surprised that with her resources, and the fact that she booked a movie that she wore a bikini 90 percent of the time, she’d be built like a pot smoking all night pizza eater…which I guess you’d want in a college chick in the apartment next door you bang when you’re drunk, but not a celebrity.

Either way, here she is pulling “fat girl trying to be sexy moves” on instagram.

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2014

02

Jul

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson is was in A BIKINI YESTERDAY and is still in Hawaii in a bikini today…on vacation…because her life is pretty rough having everything given to her, handled for her by her handlers and assistants, all while getting overpaid to be on some shitty show that is popular with the kids, which isn’t saying much because kids are dumb as fuck…you know it’s just exhausting to sit back as a lazy slop and not so much as life a finger, except when it’s to shovel food down her dumpy face…at least that’s what these pics are telling me…and I’m listening…because that’s what happens when you lose your fucking mind after realizing you’re in your 40s posting on some 22 year old slut in a bikini…

What’s wrong with me, why am I not in Hawaii fucking fat polynesian bitches for some SPAM…where did it all go wrong…I blame you.

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2014

01

Jul

Ashely Benson and Shay Mitchell in Bikinis of the Day

Ashley Benson was one of the fat chicks in Springbreakers, who was in her bikini the entire time and who I said to myself “if she was going to be in a bikini for a fucking movie, why wouldn’t she starve herself for a month when preparing”….

I mean she’s not a pig like Kate Upton, but she’s dumpy and a little fucking energy would change that in 3-5 weeks, we’re talking under 15 pounds here…but a crucial 15 pounds that will make all the difference…

Then I thought…”maybe her character needed to be dumpy 15 pounds overweight to make her relatable to the audience since girls are all fatter now”..

But I guess these pics of her in her bikini, covering up because she knows she’s dumpy, prove that that was just Ashley Benson…

I mean who else goes in the ocean in a fucking towel unless they are muslim…or fat chicks…

To me, this is just her being lazy…she has the resources and the team and the potential to be so good…but instead she just focuses on her tits like other fat chicks and that’s a bummer…it’s teaching horrible things to her massive, young, fan-base…like to overeat and not exercise…

Either way, her friend and costar Shay Mitchell is in a bikini with her…doing the same thing…because I guess that’s how friends support each other – instead of saying “no” when she demands ice cream….or cake..

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2014

02

Jun

Doughy Ashley Benson and the Pretty Little Liars 100 Episode Party of the Day

Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder….

ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia..

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2014

27

May

Ashley Benson Bikini Selfie of the Day

Ashley Benson posted a pic of her tits in a bikini…laying down, which in the event you have tits, is the worst way to show off those tits, since laying down tits, are usually not optimizing your otherwise big tit tits..

As a fat man, I get that laying down makes you appear thinner in the rest of your dumpy midsection for pictures, but when your tits are the highlight of who you are….and when your tits are all that matter, despite your huge acting career thanks to a huge show and silly movie…you’d think this would be more topless nipple…

I prefer her Pretty Little Liars Shoot

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2014

21

May

Pretty Little Liars Do GQ Magazine of the Day

We’ve all seen this shoot 100 times before with different people involved…and you know what…it never gets boring..

This time it is starring the slutty girls of Pretty Little Liars, who are all hugely popular, getting down like they are on a Terry Shoot, that may or may not be a Terry Shoot, because everyone takes pics like this now…it’s the hipster porno way…

I’ve never see the show, but I’ve heard it is helping condition girls to get teenage pregnancy and Herpes…and I am all for that..

The girls are Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell, bikini with water gun and inflatable and is a good enough times…compared to what I am doing with myself…which is something that would probably scare most people..

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2014

13

May

Ashley Benson Hot for Complex of the Day

Ashley Benson Springbreaker who had a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, I think, I don’t really remember that movie as it was shit, but inspired young girls to wear skimpy bikinis and whore out, is this Month’s complex girl…and she looks amazing, but maybe I am just blinded by the fact that she’s busty and not looking as dumpy as she normally does…

She’s really famous in the younger market, is the face of that generation of hipster mainstream kids…because everyone’s an edgy hipster…thanks to the internet now…and I am all about this shit…


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2014

25

Apr

Ashley Benson in Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson has stepped up her attention seeking for the internet game by posting some bikini selfies…on instagram…

I guess Spring Breakers came out a year ago, and despite becoming way more famous because of it, she learned a very valuable lesson in the process and that is that bikini pics get you noticed, people like them, especially not that she’s less fat…

I mean sure it’d be better as a sex tape, or topless, but she’s got a wholesome hipster image she’s trying to maintain, and I guess this is good enough…

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